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(NYPost)   Van der Sloot impregnates girl while he is still in prison. Difficulty: He doesn't kill her   (nypost.com) divider line 122
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2012-10-08 02:45:29 PM
Women of earth,

You're not supposed to get pregnant by murderous psychopaths. In fact, you're not even supposed to be seeing them while in prison. Given all of the mechanisms provided to you to discern the best mates to breed with, it is truly stunning that you'd pick a male that killed another female during an intimate encounter. This is to the detriment of the entire species.

Sincerely,
Charles Darwin
 
2012-10-08 02:49:15 PM

stonelotus: I just can't hear the name Van der Sloot in any other voice.

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Naaahataaaaleeeeee....
 
2012-10-08 02:50:44 PM

Marine1: Women of earth,

You're not supposed to get pregnant by murderous psychopaths. In fact, you're not even supposed to be seeing them while in prison. Given all of the mechanisms provided to you to discern the best mates to breed with, it is truly stunning that you'd pick a male that killed another female during an intimate encounter. This is to the detriment of the entire species.

Sincerely,
Charles Darwin


You make the crucial mistake of assuming women to be rational, thinking creatures.
 
2012-10-08 02:51:52 PM

LeroyBourne: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

And crazy, and has daddy issues, and loves bad boys, and the type if you piss off you'll wake up with your dick cut off. Prison is probably the safest place for him.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
Does not agree with you.
 
2012-10-08 02:54:11 PM

valar_morghulis: Marine1: Women of earth,

You're not supposed to get pregnant by murderous psychopaths. In fact, you're not even supposed to be seeing them while in prison. Given all of the mechanisms provided to you to discern the best mates to breed with, it is truly stunning that you'd pick a male that killed another female during an intimate encounter. This is to the detriment of the entire species.

Sincerely,
Charles Darwin

You make the crucial mistake of assuming women to be rational, thinking creatures.


My dog would fark a leg.

I don't think he'd fark the leg of a guy who just shot another dog in front of him.

If my dog can figure this out... anyone can. Seriously, the little bastard is crazy.

/but he's my little bastard
 
2012-10-08 02:55:30 PM

dittybopper: HMS_Blinkin: bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.

THIS. His seed needs to be extinguished from the genome. It's for the good of the species.

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You rang?


/slow clap
 
2012-10-08 02:55:32 PM

panfried: LeroyBourne: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

And crazy, and has daddy issues, and loves bad boys, and the type if you piss off you'll wake up with your dick cut off. Prison is probably the safest place for him.

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Does not agree with you.


It's really too bad she became that meme. She's actually pretty attractive.

/is 21
//not a creepy old guy if she's barely legal
 
2012-10-08 02:57:23 PM

Marine1: valar_morghulis: Marine1: Women of earth,

You're not supposed to get pregnant by murderous psychopaths. In fact, you're not even supposed to be seeing them while in prison. Given all of the mechanisms provided to you to discern the best mates to breed with, it is truly stunning that you'd pick a male that killed another female during an intimate encounter. This is to the detriment of the entire species.

Sincerely,
Charles Darwin

You make the crucial mistake of assuming women to be rational, thinking creatures.

My dog would fark a leg.

I don't think he'd fark the leg of a guy who just shot another dog in front of him.

If my dog can figure this out... anyone can. Seriously, the little bastard is crazy.

/but he's my little bastard


All of which lends credence to my theory that this woman is crazier than the Octomom's rabid ovaries.
 
2012-10-08 02:57:32 PM
A few weeks ago when Mark David Chapman was denied parole, I was shocked to read that he has been allowed conjugal visits. His wife travels all the way from Hawaii to meet him. I read this on acbnews.com but here is a longer article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191452/John-Lennons-killer-M a rk-Chapman-allowed-48-hour-conjugal-visits-wife-parole-denied.html
 
2012-10-08 02:57:47 PM
Who the F thought it a good idea to let the guy in prison for murdering a woman, and more than likely murdered at least one more, to have some alone time with another woman (victim)? Do pedos get time on elementary school playgrounds for good behavior too or do they just bring them to the prison for them?
 
2012-10-08 03:02:41 PM
next up, she files for child support...
 
2012-10-08 03:03:38 PM
Van der Slut?
 
2012-10-08 03:03:45 PM
That's one convincing sociopath. I can't get even the most plain women to notice me and this insane murderer has women lining up to make more insane murderers.
 
2012-10-08 03:04:11 PM

stonelotus: I just can't hear the name Van der Sloot in any other voice.

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Same here.
 
2012-10-08 03:06:18 PM
Are some women just this dense?
 
2012-10-08 03:20:01 PM

Gunslinger013: dittybopper: HMS_Blinkin: bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.

THIS. His seed needs to be extinguished from the genome. It's for the good of the species.

[media.lunch.com image 400x510]

You rang?

/slow clap


Hey, any excuse to post Magua.
 
2012-10-08 03:23:04 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Are some women people just this dense?



stupidity, an equal opportunity issue
 
2012-10-08 03:24:29 PM

Crewmannumber6: That farking piece of shiat is even getting more poon than me? Damn


Shiat. . . you and me. Women are incorrigible.
 
2012-10-08 03:41:08 PM

namegoeshere: Srsly tho. Every time I see that smarmy little mug over top of that bulletproof vest, I can't help thinking, "BOOM! Headshot!"

Is that wrong?


I have (and expect most guys have) the same reaction, and I suspect that whatever causes that is actually what also attracts some types of girls.
 
2012-10-08 03:43:18 PM
He just hasn't killed her, YET!
 
2012-10-08 03:48:40 PM

martid4: He just hasn't killed her, YET!


Why would he kill her yeti? Did he try one of the snow cones?
 
2012-10-08 03:49:15 PM

bentleypm: JohnAnnArbor: Riddle me this: why are a certain subset of women attracted to murderers?

It's a well-known phenomenon (see third panel):

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Here comes the pseudoscience:

Link


Isn't that overthinking the much fabled female attraction to "bad boys". I mean compared to us chumps struggling to make the transition from Systems Analyst to IT Specialist, Van der Sloot is a dynamo. Did what he wanted and farked society's rules.

/Or she's crazy; always leave room for crazy.
 
2012-10-08 03:55:52 PM

bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.


This is why capitol punishment is cool.
 
2012-10-08 03:57:59 PM

Ebenator: Dude has some mad skills.


This is what I am thinking. He must be one charming motherfarker.
 
2012-10-08 03:59:20 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.

This is why capitol punishment is cool.


What did government architecture ever do to you?
 
2012-10-08 04:01:59 PM

bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.


112th trimester? I'd be cool with that.
 
2012-10-08 04:02:18 PM

JohnAnnArbor: TrainingWheelsNeeded: bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.

This is why capitol punishment is cool.

What did government architecture ever do to you?


oops. damn capitols!
 
2012-10-08 04:02:38 PM
Chicks dig bad boys.
 
2012-10-08 04:06:17 PM

ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.


Link

Hot is a very subjective term.
 
2012-10-08 04:16:39 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: JohnAnnArbor: TrainingWheelsNeeded: bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.

This is why capitol punishment is cool.

What did government architecture ever do to you?

oops. damn capitols!


A mere point of order in the process. ;)
 
2012-10-08 04:17:38 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

Link

Hot is a very subjective term.


So, what you're saying is she's not exactly the belle of the prison yard, but on the other hand, no hard feelings dumping her into the ocean...
 
2012-10-08 04:19:01 PM

namegoeshere: Big_Doofus: Why do women want to be with murderers?

They're suckers for a man in uniform?

Srsly tho. Every time I see that smarmy little mug over top of that bulletproof vest, I can't help thinking, "BOOM! Headshot!"

Is that wrong?


Four types of homicide: Accidental, justifiable, felonious, and praiseworthy.

I think that would fall into the last category.
 
2012-10-08 04:20:03 PM

NorCalLos: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

Link

Hot is a very subjective term.

So, what you're saying is she's not exactly the belle of the prison yard, but on the other hand, no hard feelings dumping her into the ocean...


Well, she would be free to be with the other sea mammals then.
 
2012-10-08 04:26:30 PM

Diana: A few weeks ago when Mark David Chapman was denied parole, I was shocked to read that he has been allowed conjugal visits. His wife travels all the way from Hawaii to meet him. I read this on acbnews.com but here is a longer article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191452/John-Lennons-killer-M a rk-Chapman-allowed-48-hour-conjugal-visits-wife-parole-denied.html


And so has "Tex" Watson from the Manson gang. He even had a couple of kids too IIRC.
 
2012-10-08 04:33:27 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

Link

Hot is a very subjective term.


Any port in a storm?
 
2012-10-08 04:37:36 PM

dougermouse: /Grrrr wish we had real news anymore.


"anymore"? What a delightfully odd turn of phrase.
 
2012-10-08 04:41:27 PM

dougermouse: Why is this a lead article on CNN? In the world we got 99 problems but some bastard in prison knocking somebody up ain't one of them.

/Grrrr wish we had real news anymore. You know the ones that reported more than cat, dog and gossip stories.


.
.
So you're the person that still checks out CNN.
 
2012-10-08 04:46:45 PM
This guy kills chicks, tries to extort one of the dead girl's parents, ends up in jail for 28 years and STILL GETS MORE ACTION THAN ME!!!!!
 
2012-10-08 04:51:14 PM

ka1axy: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

Link

Hot is a very subjective term.

Any port in a storm?


Yeah, after looking at that little ball of brown goo...it's a safe bet his family's wealth came in to play.

Lawyer: "If he impregnates a woman, it'll be hard to extradite him to the U.S."

Sloot's dad: (looks at drive through cashier) "Wanna make a couple hundred bucks?"

All that aside. For a guy that has "admitted" to killing the cute white girl, and charged with killing another girl, would be allowed an UNSUPERVISED VISIT WITH A GIRL.
 
2012-10-08 05:18:48 PM

cgraves67: I'm going to side with the "his family paid some local girl to get knocked up by him so that he can avoid extradition to the US" argument.


Yep, I think you sum it up neatly. Obviously this gal does not read the papers or she just don't give a rip. It's Peru, money talks down there is a loud and clear voice. At least in some areas. What a slick (loop)hole.
 
2012-10-08 05:22:38 PM
www.seattlemet.com

Is this the lucky lady?
 
2012-10-08 05:24:35 PM
"Baby, I promise, I will stay with you for the rest of your life."
 
2012-10-08 05:27:08 PM

medius: "Baby, I promise, I will stay with you for the rest of your life."


...and we're done here, time to close this thread.
 
2012-10-08 05:31:33 PM

que.guero: Chicks dig bad boys.


Bad boys dig chicks' graves.
 
2012-10-08 05:32:36 PM
WOMEN! Amirite, guys?!
 
2012-10-08 05:35:56 PM
What money can buy is incredible.
 
2012-10-08 06:12:21 PM
In Soviet Amsterdam, crazy d*ck sticks in you.
 
2012-10-08 06:30:21 PM
Okay, I give up: What the hell does this dork have that makes him such a babe magnet?

He's ugly as stale piss, totally wrapped up in himself---and he kills people. What's there to like?

Let's hear some Farkettes weigh in on this one, I have always noticed women prefer SOBs.
 
xcv
2012-10-08 06:38:32 PM

FinFangFark: ka1axy: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.

Link

Hot is a very subjective term.

Any port in a storm?

Yeah, after looking at that little ball of brown goo...it's a safe bet his family's wealth came in to play.

Lawyer: "If he impregnates a woman, it'll be hard to extradite him to the U.S."

Sloot's dad: (looks at drive through cashier) "Wanna make a couple hundred bucks?"

All that aside. For a guy that has "admitted" to killing the cute white girl, and charged with killing another girl, would be allowed an UNSUPERVISED VISIT WITH A GIRL.


His dad died a few years back, after the first fiasco. Left him enough money to hang with groupies on a Southeast Asian beach and never have to work hard a day in his life and he still screws it up.
 
2012-10-08 06:41:19 PM

bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.


I'd rather HE be aborted instead. He's a smug rotten piece of shiat who thinks he can get away with whatever he wants. And thanks to most countries pussified justice systems he likely will. Hell, he's in jail and he's still trying to do things his own way. If it were up to me, he'd be taking a dirt nap by now.
 
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