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(NYPost)   Van der Sloot impregnates girl while he is still in prison. Difficulty: He doesn't kill her   (nypost.com) divider line 122
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2012-10-08 11:17:48 AM  
Can someone just kill this farking asshole already?
 
2012-10-08 12:38:37 PM  
See? This is why abortion is cool.
 
2012-10-08 01:33:28 PM  
Riddle me this: why are a certain subset of women attracted to murderers?

It's a well-known phenomenon (see third panel):

dilbert.com
 
2012-10-08 01:33:32 PM  
 
2012-10-08 01:33:34 PM  
Why is this a lead article on CNN? In the world we got 99 problems but some bastard in prison knocking somebody up ain't one of them.

/Grrrr wish we had real news anymore. You know the ones that reported more than cat, dog and gossip stories.
 
2012-10-08 01:33:46 PM  
That farking piece of shiat is even getting more poon than me? Damn
 
2012-10-08 01:34:10 PM  
Guy's going to be in jail until the 2040's. I can't even give a flying fark.
 
2012-10-08 01:34:28 PM  
...yet.
 
2012-10-08 01:35:05 PM  
Wow, sounds like a pretty cushy jail down there. No wonder he's fighting not to come back to the USA.
 
2012-10-08 01:35:27 PM  

dougermouse: Why is this a lead article on CNN? In the world we got 99 problems but some bastard in prison knocking somebody up ain't one of them.

/Grrrr wish we had real news anymore. You know the ones that reported more than cat, dog and gossip stories.


It's not news, it's........oh nevermind.
 
2012-10-08 01:36:24 PM  
I just can't hear the name Van der Sloot in any other voice.

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 01:37:00 PM  
He's kills 2 chicks and he still gets laid while in jail?

/wow!
 
2012-10-08 01:37:22 PM  
Is having a baby with a local part of his plan to gain citizenship there and therefore avoid extradition?
 
2012-10-08 01:37:47 PM  

bmwericus: Wow, sounds like a pretty cushy jail down there. No wonder he's fighting not to come back to the USA.


They ought to send him to the high-altitude one where they kept the American student/terrorist.
 
2012-10-08 01:38:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 01:38:37 PM  

bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.


THIS. His seed needs to be extinguished from the genome. It's for the good of the species.
 
2012-10-08 01:38:45 PM  
Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.
 
2012-10-08 01:40:21 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Riddle me this: why are a certain subset of women attracted to murderers?

It's a well-known phenomenon (see third panel):

[dilbert.com image 640x279]


Some would waste their time with Psychology Today for reasons why. We Farkers look straight to Dilbert.
 
2012-10-08 01:40:56 PM  
So Van Der Sloot found a sloot?
 
2012-10-08 01:42:15 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: bdub77: See? This is why abortion is cool.

THIS. His seed needs to be extinguished from the genome. It's for the good of the species.


media.lunch.com

You rang?
 
2012-10-08 01:44:28 PM  

bmwericus: Wow, sounds like a pretty cushy jail down there. No wonder he's fighting not to come back to the USA.


If the extradition goes through, I'd agrue that he'd still be getting a lot of sex once here.
 
2012-10-08 01:45:11 PM  

ComicBookGuy: Wow...this is seriously off the WTF scale!!

I am guessing she is ridiculously hot, too.


And crazy, and has daddy issues, and loves bad boys, and the type if you piss off you'll wake up with your dick cut off. Prison is probably the safest place for him.
 
2012-10-08 01:45:19 PM  
Dude has some mad skills.
 
2012-10-08 01:45:38 PM  
Glad to see our best people are breeding.

/sarcasm
 
2012-10-08 01:45:42 PM  

ZombiesYall: Is having a baby with a local part of his plan to gain citizenship there and therefore avoid extradition?


i suspect that's a bingo. a one more reason to hate how some wealthy families use their influence bingo.
 
2012-10-08 01:47:05 PM  

ZombiesYall: Is having a baby with a local part of his plan to gain citizenship there and therefore avoid extradition?


Probably. It's been done before by Americans who dodged the law and fled to SoAm. If you become a parent of a child with a local in many of those countries they practically hand you citizenship on a silver platter. A lot of countries are loathe to extradite their own citizens, especially to the US, extradition treaty or not. Gives the term "anchor baby" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

/first time I've heard of it happening while someone was actually in prison though
 
2012-10-08 01:47:22 PM  
Sorry, but this is a thread where I will say women are incredibly stupid. Why do women want to be with murderers?

I guy I know works at a maximum security facility in my state. He says the killers get all the good mail. They censor the stuff. Women send nude photos of themselves, etc.

He thinks women have a psychological need to "change" bad men. I just think they're stupid.
 
2012-10-08 01:48:13 PM  
He would have liked to have commented for the article, but he had to be in the exercise yard in 26 minutes.....
 
2012-10-08 01:50:57 PM  

Big_Doofus: Sorry, but this is a thread where I will say women are incredibly stupid. Why do women want to be with murderers?

I guy I know works at a maximum security facility in my state. He says the killers get all the good mail. They censor the stuff. Women send nude photos of themselves, etc.

He thinks women have a psychological need to "change" bad men. I just think they're stupid.


It's an odd psychological trend that follows serial killer fandoms (if you have found out they existed well now you know). It's a bizarre level of narcissism that follows fangirls of killers that either they were falsely accused or just misunderstood. Guys get involved with this too when they think of killers as heroes or vigilantes despite what they did.

People are just dumb and think that they know the killer more than the public does and can help them when they'd just be six feet under like the victims.
 
2012-10-08 01:54:26 PM  
I'm going to side with the "his family paid some local girl to get knocked up by him so that he can avoid extradition to the US" argument.
 
2012-10-08 01:54:50 PM  
Bring him here, Sandusky needs a cell mate.
 
2012-10-08 01:55:40 PM  
theconnorchronicles.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 02:02:36 PM  
dougermouse: Why is this a lead article on CNN? In the world we got 99 problems but some bastard in prison knocking somebody up ain't one of them.

librul media is up to its usual tricks!
 
2012-10-08 02:05:00 PM  
He sloots, he slores!
 
2012-10-08 02:08:37 PM  
May I suggest the name Natalee if it's a girl
 
2012-10-08 02:10:09 PM  
Lay, Leidi, Lay?


/did he give her the Clap...ton?
 
2012-10-08 02:10:21 PM  

Kevin Martin: May I suggest the name Natalee if it's a girl


Nancy Grace frowns on your shenanigans.

/don't look directly at her or you'll turn to stone...
 
2012-10-08 02:10:42 PM  
Who would name their kid 'urine'? When I felt that he should be experiencing prison sex, this is n
 
2012-10-08 02:11:02 PM  
The operative word here is "yet".
 
2012-10-08 02:11:35 PM  
Not what I had in mind...
 
2012-10-08 02:12:59 PM  
Escape by the installment plan

(Recycled from a better article/headline)
 
2012-10-08 02:17:18 PM  
i130.photobucket.com

I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
 
2012-10-08 02:26:04 PM  

Big_Doofus: Why do women want to be with murderers?


They're suckers for a man in uniform?

Srsly tho. Every time I see that smarmy little mug over top of that bulletproof vest, I can't help thinking, "BOOM! Headshot!"

Is that wrong?
 
2012-10-08 02:27:29 PM  
No Hero tag?
 
2012-10-08 02:29:19 PM  

namegoeshere: Big_Doofus: Why do women want to be with murderers?

They're suckers for a man in uniform?

Srsly tho. Every time I see that smarmy little mug over top of that bulletproof vest, I can't help thinking, "BOOM! Headshot!"

Is that wrong?


No.
 
2012-10-08 02:32:10 PM  
Why is he getting any conjugal visit so soon into his sentence if at ALL? What the fark is going on here?

On a side note, that girl is a huge piece of trash. Her father must be proud. She can live the rest of her life boasting about how she slept with a killer.

Just abort the baby now you farking rotten skank, then cut your uterus out with a butter knife, then kill yourself.
 
2012-10-08 02:32:58 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Riddle me this: why are a certain subset of women attracted to murderers?

It's a well-known phenomenon (see third panel):

[dilbert.com image 640x279]


Here comes the pseudoscience:

Link
 
2012-10-08 02:39:16 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Why is he getting any conjugal visit so soon into his sentence if at ALL? What the fark is going on here?

On a side note, that girl is a huge piece of trash. Her father must be proud. She can live the rest of her life boasting about how she slept with a killer.

Just abort the baby now you farking rotten skank, then cut your uterus out with a butter knife, then kill yourself.


It was probably an arrangement so he can't be extradited.
 
2012-10-08 02:39:58 PM  
Dude must be hung like a horse.
 
2012-10-08 02:44:31 PM  

PorradaVFR: Lay, Leidi, Lay?


/did he give her the Clap...ton?


Wrong.
 
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