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(Salon)   President Obama's debate performance will soon be overshadowed by Joe "Wild Card" Biden, who might just be able to bring the campaign back where it belongs   (salon.com) divider line 35
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2012-10-08 10:17:54 AM
15 votes:
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Biden's debate prep
2012-10-08 10:01:41 AM
5 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-08 09:46:56 AM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

I seriously doubt people will be that interested in the VP debate except for policy wonk types. That being said, it was sad to watch Biden obviously restraining himself against Sarah Palin last time.
2012-10-08 10:34:42 AM
4 votes:

Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt.

The debate will be in an octagon, won't it?


His marathon time is amazing.

myfivebest.com
2012-10-08 10:11:35 AM
4 votes:
If he shows up drinking a beer, I'll vote twice!

"Hold on, I gotta wipe the floor with this guy."

*belch*

"Go get some more cold ones."
2012-10-08 01:08:56 PM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-08 11:40:03 AM
3 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2012-10-08 10:44:49 AM
3 votes:

czei: Good thing Biden has a secret weapon...


i.ebayimg.com
2012-10-08 10:16:25 AM
3 votes:
Hope be brings up the new engine he dropped in his Trans Am.
2012-10-08 08:34:28 AM
3 votes:
Make sure you watch this debate on C-SPAN, which does the whole thing in close-up split screen. Biden's reactions to Ryan will be worth it.
2012-10-08 03:55:21 PM
2 votes:

Bf+: It's almost funny, but not on purpose. When I first read it I was thinking Joe's "God love 'em they suck at debating" was directed at Ryan with the implication that, not only had he practiced with a boxing kangaroo, but he's thinking "Yeah, damn straight I boxed a kangaroo. Duh. How do you pussies practice?" If you remove the unnessesary middle panel it's funnier.


Yeah, shiat, I'd vote for Biden if he boxed a kangaroo. That's like Teddy Roosevelt level of badassery.
2012-10-08 11:27:45 AM
2 votes:

EyeballKid: Has Ryan accepted Biden's challenge to shotgun a beer every 10 minutes during the debate?


I'll bet Biden has the same reaction to alcohol as Dr. Johnny Fever.
2012-10-08 10:58:16 AM
2 votes:

vegasj: So liberals are hoping for Biden to pull out a V and good debate to help Obama look good?!

BWAHAHAHAHHAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAH

oh man.


Actually, I'm hoping Biden start to curse Ryan out like the whipping boy he is. They don't have time delay censors on VP debates :)
2012-10-08 10:38:32 AM
2 votes:
Has Ryan accepted Biden's challenge to shotgun a beer every 10 minutes during the debate?
2012-10-08 08:31:58 AM
2 votes:
By all means, raise expectations.
2012-10-08 06:52:22 PM
1 votes:
You know....part of me wants the pre debate shows on tv to show a trans-am with Foreigner blasting pulling up to the auditorium and out comes Biden. It would seriously shut down the internet. The only thing better would be Jim Ross doing the announcing of him pulling up.


BY GAWD!!! BIDEN IS HERE!!! BIDEN IS HERE!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SLOBBERKNOCKER NOW!!
2012-10-08 04:15:34 PM
1 votes:
A caricature of Biden as everyone's crazy uncle has taken hold the last few years...He has a chance this week to change his image a bit with millions of voters - and his own party.

Why would he want to?
2012-10-08 12:28:03 PM
1 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Could Biden just walk over, grab Ryan, slam Ryan over his knee--breaking Ryan's back, then throw the still warm body into the crowd?

Talk about sending a message.

/this entry is in no way a suggestion, urging, demand or plan to have anyone hurt or killed


in a fight I have to go with Ryan over Biden. However, if they race for pink slips, I am pretty sure Joey B has the upper hand

i1.nyt.com
2012-10-08 12:21:20 PM
1 votes:
Could Biden just walk over, grab Ryan, slam Ryan over his knee--breaking Ryan's back, then throw the still warm body into the crowd?

Talk about sending a message.

/this entry is in no way a suggestion, urging, demand or plan to have anyone hurt or killed
2012-10-08 12:09:14 PM
1 votes:

SithLord: octag


I have a feeling Biden would crush Ryan in a cage match. Let's not forget Ryan claims to have athletic prowess that he doesn't have, and I don't think Biden feels pain.

Seriously though I'm not saying Biden will win the debate, but he will not come out like he did in the Palin debate. He was being nice to Palin, you simply do not curb stomp an intellectual retard.

Then again Ryan is kind of an intellectual retard.
2012-10-08 11:55:47 AM
1 votes:

Wicked Chinchilla: SithLord: Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt.

The debate will be in an octagon, won't it?

All Ryan has to do is show off his abs and the women will vote for him.

Honestly, he just has to wear suits that fit him and it would improve his odds.
/why does he always wear suits that are too big?


So that way when when he hulks out, it doesn't rip the suit.
2012-10-08 11:34:14 AM
1 votes:

Wicked Chinchilla: t3knomanser: Wicked Chinchilla: It really blindsided Obama.

To be fair, Obama prepared to debate the positions Romney had advocated during most of his campaign. He wasn't prepared for Romney to essentially steal Obama's positions, add in a bullet-pointed list, and throw in a layer of, "I can cut taxes better than him."

Oh, I fully realize that. My question is how, in fact, DO you respond to that effectively? I mean, its such a lie people who actually know the policy positions were all saying "who the fark is this guy and where did you put Mitt Romney?" You wouldn't think an adequate response would even be necessary since its so obviously ridiculous. But yet, here we are.


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2012-10-08 11:32:19 AM
1 votes:

Publikwerks: i.ebayimg.com


I'm gonna have to ask for your written permission to use that image.
2012-10-08 10:51:17 AM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: Has Ryan accepted Biden's challenge to shotgun a beer every 10 minutes during the debate?


It is doable. I used to watch debates and whenever someone says something so outragous that I have to scream at the TV "BS" I would take a drink. I think I averaged a beer every 5 minutes..... After 2008 my doctor told me my liver cannot take any more so I cannot watch the debates any more.
2012-10-08 10:47:46 AM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt.

The debate will be in an octagon, won't it?


Ryan could tell him about the time he ran NY Marathon in 2:05.
2012-10-08 10:45:41 AM
1 votes:
The whole "Biden is a bad speaker/debtor" meme is hilarious. His best moments never receive any attention from the "Liberal" media. Only the "gaffes" do, which really aren't gaffes but a man who doesn't care speaking his mind. If the morons on the right actually listened to what he had to say instead of relying on Fatbaugh or Rupert Murdoch to translate they may actually realize that Paul "I can certainly tell several lies" Ryan isn't actually that great of the speaker, especially when most of his speeches are full of so much shiat the Roto-Rooter man would wince.

Relying on Ayn Rand and a few Onion articles for debate prep ain't gonna save his ass.
2012-10-08 10:32:41 AM
1 votes:
The debate should be great.

If a candidate was ever to accuse his opponent of being a lying sack of shiat on national TV, it would be Biden. He is a loose canon that gets away with telling the truth when every other candidate will waffle.

Biden should also take the opportunity to focus on the 35-55 age group who Romney/Ryan want to disclude from Medicare and give a tiny voucher to pay for overpriced insurance which will absolutely screw them over. Ryan already has seniors scared over this and they aren't even the target. The big losers in the Ryan plan are Gen-X and younger Boomers.
2012-10-08 10:28:59 AM
1 votes:
Good thing Biden has a secret weapon...
MFL
2012-10-08 10:25:31 AM
1 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com
2012-10-08 10:24:26 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: enjoy your smoke & mirrors, folks. election 2012 debate theatre is merely the most expensive pay-per-view event in history and the pugilists are making sure those ringside are getting plenty of entertainment for their dollar.

those cocksuckers don't fool me for one damn minute.



You pay to watch this? 
2012-10-08 10:19:51 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: enjoy your smoke & mirrors, folks. election 2012 debate theatre is merely the most expensive pay-per-view event in history and the pugilists are making sure those ringside are getting plenty of entertainment for their dollar.

those cocksuckers don't fool me for one damn minute.


Right. Both sides are bad so vote Miss Piggy.
2012-10-08 10:16:55 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: enjoy your smoke & mirrors, folks. election 2012 debate theatre is merely the most expensive pay-per-view event in history and the pugilists are making sure those ringside are getting plenty of entertainment for their dollar.

those cocksuckers don't fool me for one damn minute.


You sound so edgy and cool. You should have a class on how to be above it all.
2012-10-08 10:12:49 AM
1 votes:
Paul Ryan is going to make fact checkers work over time.

www.usnews.com
2012-10-08 09:00:59 AM
1 votes:
When you have to put your hope in a plagiarizing gaffe prone fool like Biden, give it up man....cause you are done.
2012-10-08 08:51:45 AM
1 votes:
That debate is going to be prime fap material for policy wonks.
 
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