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(Salon)   President Obama's debate performance will soon be overshadowed by Joe "Wild Card" Biden, who might just be able to bring the campaign back where it belongs   (salon.com) divider line 176
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2012-10-08 02:24:17 PM

randomjsa: If Biden brings the campaign to where it belongs then Obama will be behind nationally in every poll by about 10-20 points.


With as much hate coursing through your veins, I honestly am surprised we haven't seen you on the national news.

"Internet recluse and reputed groin-flogger accused of murdering 13 children who got the reduced-cost lunch at their elementary school."
 
2012-10-08 02:26:32 PM

MFL: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x569]


Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt. Also I personally hate America and I'm fat.


But why do you hate America?
 
2012-10-08 02:32:25 PM

KrispyKritter: enjoy your smoke & mirrors, folks. election 2012 debate theatre is merely the most expensive pay-per-view event in history and the pugilists are making sure those ringside are getting plenty of entertainment for their dollar.

those cocksuckers don't fool me for one damn minute.


Except it's completely free to watch.

/throw in a "sheeple" next time
//I mean come ON
 
2012-10-08 02:55:25 PM

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x309]


That might be the very first conservative cartoon ever posted on this site that wasn't cataclysmically unfunny. It's not funny, mind, but there are elements of actual humor in it, which is fairly shocking.
 
Bf+
2012-10-08 03:16:20 PM

cptrios: Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x309]

That might be the very first conservative cartoon ever posted on this site that wasn't cataclysmically unfunny. It's not funny, mind, but there are elements of actual humor in it, which is fairly shocking.


It's almost funny, but not on purpose. When I first read it I was thinking Joe's "God love 'em they suck at debating" was directed at Ryan with the implication that, not only had he practiced with a boxing kangaroo, but he's thinking "Yeah, damn straight I boxed a kangaroo. Duh. How do you pussies practice?" If you remove the unnessesary middle panel it's funnier.
 
2012-10-08 03:55:21 PM

Bf+: It's almost funny, but not on purpose. When I first read it I was thinking Joe's "God love 'em they suck at debating" was directed at Ryan with the implication that, not only had he practiced with a boxing kangaroo, but he's thinking "Yeah, damn straight I boxed a kangaroo. Duh. How do you pussies practice?" If you remove the unnessesary middle panel it's funnier.


Yeah, shiat, I'd vote for Biden if he boxed a kangaroo. That's like Teddy Roosevelt level of badassery.
 
2012-10-08 04:15:34 PM
A caricature of Biden as everyone's crazy uncle has taken hold the last few years...He has a chance this week to change his image a bit with millions of voters - and his own party.

Why would he want to?
 
2012-10-08 04:23:04 PM

impaler: Politically apathetic people generally don't watch VP debates.


Not sure about that. A lot of people seem to watch the debates like they would watch a boxing match or a rap battle.

And Biden is entertaining.
 
2012-10-08 04:28:12 PM

ghare: BIden has actually boxed,


Boxing seems to be good training for politics. Biden, Reid, also Jerry Brown were boxers.

Acting also seems to be an applicable skill.

CEO, not so much.
 
2012-10-08 04:31:29 PM

TheBigJerk: I mean, its such a lie people who actually know the policy positions were all saying "who the fark is this guy and where did you put Mitt Romney?"


I think "who are you, and what did you do with Mitt Romney?" could be a reasonable retort when faced with a wall of bullshiat.
 
2012-10-08 04:31:36 PM

Karne: MFL: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x569]

Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt. Also I personally hate America and I'm fat.

But why do you hate America?


Don't you mean Amerika?
 
2012-10-08 04:32:42 PM

Cletus C.: Karne: MFL: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x569]

Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt. Also I personally hate America and I'm fat.

But why do you hate America?

Don't you mean Amerika?


Don't you mean Real America™?
 
2012-10-08 04:35:06 PM

JerseyTim: Make sure you watch this debate on C-SPAN, which does the whole thing in close-up split screen. Biden's reactions to Ryan will be worth it.


I already bought my tickets to watch it on the big screen at the Alamo Drafthouse.
 
2012-10-08 04:35:19 PM

MFL: When all else fails.....call you opponent a liar and pout.


BUT HE DID LIE ON A NUMBER OF ISSUES.

We're calling him a liar BECAUSE HE IS ONE.
 
2012-10-08 04:49:32 PM

The Great EZE: TheBigJerk: MFL: Wyalt Derp "Mr Moderator, please could I get some more paper? I'm trying to keep a count of all Mr Ryan's lies, and I've run out of space."

When all else fails.....call you opponent a liar and pout. 
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He was lying, objectively speaking. shiat he contradicted himself in the same farking debate.

I mean, what do you want, that we pretend he wasn't?

He wants Romney to win Obama to lose, even if it means an unpredictable plutocrat inveterate liar in office.


Then he will have shown us. Then he will have shown us ALL!!!!

Muahhahahahaha...

MUAHAHAHAHAH....
 
2012-10-08 04:51:03 PM

skullkrusher: I'm surprised that this foolproof way to win a debate hasn't been discovered in the thousands of years humans have been engaging in formal rhetorical exercises


Have you thought about offering your services as a debate coach?
 
2012-10-08 06:01:00 PM

Cletus C.: The fact is, Ryan is much younger, a fitness freak and the macho animal killer guy. Biden likes to come across as the tough guy but Ryan should kick his butt.

The debate will be in an octagon, won't it?


I think doing P90x betrays one as a fitness know-nothing more than anything else.
 
2012-10-08 06:50:37 PM

t3knomanser: Wicked Chinchilla: why does he always wear suits that are too big?

I'm gonna go out a limb and think that his opinion of how bulked P90x made him and how bulked he actually is aren't close. He just strikes me as the kind of guy that is a walking mid-life crisis looking for a 20 year old stripper to bang.


20 year old college boy to bang.
 
2012-10-08 06:52:22 PM
You know....part of me wants the pre debate shows on tv to show a trans-am with Foreigner blasting pulling up to the auditorium and out comes Biden. It would seriously shut down the internet. The only thing better would be Jim Ross doing the announcing of him pulling up.


BY GAWD!!! BIDEN IS HERE!!! BIDEN IS HERE!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SLOBBERKNOCKER NOW!!
 
2012-10-08 07:11:51 PM
In lieu of a debate I propose Biden just tells us stories about hot nights cruising around in the Trans Am.
 
2012-10-08 07:18:31 PM

mongbiohazard: That only means you don't know much about Biden. He's got over 30 years experience in the Senate debating folks. Biden is bright, and you'd have to remove one of the hemispheres of his brain to bring him down to Ryan's level. If the ticket had been reversed (Biden for POTUS and Obama for VP) I'd have voted D for the first time instead of voting for McCain.


If you like Biden that much, why did you vote for his polar opposite?
 
2012-10-08 08:15:52 PM

TheBigJerk: MFL: Wyalt Derp "Mr Moderator, please could I get some more paper? I'm trying to keep a count of all Mr Ryan's lies, and I've run out of space."

When all else fails.....call you opponent a liar and pout. 
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He was lying, objectively speaking. shiat he contradicted himself in the same farking debate.

I mean, what do you want, that we pretend he wasn't?


He knows Ryan is a liar. FFS, Ryan couldn't even tell the truth when asked a softball question about his hobbies (Incidentally, I ran the Chicago marathon in 38 minutes, and that included a 6 minute stop for a slice of pizza). But you're asking for logic from someone who's had a steady glut of AM radio and bloggers telling him its all the libs fault that he's overweight, unemployed, bald, and still lives with his parents. He'd be a captain of industry if it wasn't for their sneaky tricks.

At this point, MFing Idiot would live at the bottom of a Peruvian outhouse if he thought it would "stick it to the libs."
 
2012-10-08 08:57:33 PM
I'm expecting Biden to show up in black face.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:08 PM
One of Biden's best debate lines EVER! Link
 
2012-10-08 11:44:31 PM

EnviroDude: When you have to put your hope in a plagiarizing gaffe prone fool like Biden, give it up man....cause you are done.


Yes, raise expectations for Ryan. Good, very good.
 
2012-10-09 12:59:01 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Because Lloyd Benson wiping the floor with Quayle really changed the election outcome.


The consensus afterwards among Democrats I knew was they had the wrong guy at the top of the ticket, should have been Bentsen for president, not that clueless twit from Massachusetts
 
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