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(Daily Mail)   Pornography bosses have offered an open chequebook to buy the infamous Hulk Hogan sex tape which features both a suntanned bleached blonde with massive boobies, and a woman   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2012-10-08 08:19:04 AM  
ha ha GREAT headline, subby! I"m ROFLMAO-ing over here!
 
2012-10-08 08:31:29 AM  
yep, funny
 
2012-10-08 08:45:56 AM  
agreed...but you forgot to mention which one had the bigger slitoris.
 
2012-10-08 08:47:35 AM  
+1 subby
 
2012-10-08 08:49:32 AM  
Umm, no thanks.
 
2012-10-08 08:52:21 AM  
Sex tape...

www.quirkz.com

amidionitrite?
 
2012-10-08 08:52:36 AM  
Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape
 
2012-10-08 08:53:27 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I love the bandana worn all the way down over the eyebrows. It is the equivalent of wearing your pant waist up above your belly button!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2012-10-08 08:55:44 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape


I'm pretty sure it'll be the same thing except with smaller boobs and a smaller penis.
 
2012-10-08 08:57:15 AM  

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 634x789]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I love the bandana worn all the way down over the eyebrows. It is the equivalent of wearing your pant waist up above your belly button!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Isn't any bandana worn anywhere laughable enough?
 
2012-10-08 08:59:25 AM  

Toasterdamus: Tat'dGreaser: Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape

I'm pretty sure it'll be the same thing except with smaller boobs and a smaller penis.


Did somebody say Clenis?

0.tqn.com
 
2012-10-08 09:01:39 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape


Hulk Hogan will probably be in that one too.
 
2012-10-08 09:05:24 AM  

jbuist: Tat'dGreaser: Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape

Hulk Hogan will probably be in that one too.


Ewwwww...
 
2012-10-08 09:06:30 AM  

Cythraul: jbuist: Tat'dGreaser: Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape

Hulk Hogan will probably be in that one too.

Ewwwww...


www.lionsdenu.com
 
2012-10-08 09:07:36 AM  
It would be funny if he cries at the end: "I'm so sorry. I just got so excited! You were laying there and you looked just like mom. Mommy! I miss my mommy!"

Man, I thought that would stay repressed. Well, here's another decade lost to drinking.
 
2012-10-08 09:11:04 AM  

Slaxl: Isn't any bandana worn anywhere laughable enough?


I wear one under my bicycle helmet. It keeps the sweat out of my eyes.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:27 AM  
Hulk no need money. Hulk have big money. Kind of money Hulk buy boy child nice car, driving lessons.
 
2012-10-08 09:22:42 AM  
I can add "hulk hogan sex tape" to the list of things I won't be googling.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:08 AM  
I got the impression that the tape was of him performing oral sex on a woman. Is there a big market for that? Do men find that titillating? Or is it supposed to attract women? Or do porn companies just assume that any celebrity will draw tons of viewers?
 
2012-10-08 09:30:57 AM  
Classic line from the porn:

"What's that smell?!"
"Dookie..."
 
2012-10-08 09:31:58 AM  

Nogale: I got the impression that the tape was of him performing oral sex on a woman. Is there a big market for that? Do men find that titillating? Or is it supposed to attract women? Or do porn companies just assume that any celebrity will draw tons of viewers?


She performs oral on him, and then rides him cowgirl style. He has a huge dick.
 
2012-10-08 09:35:09 AM  

Nogale: I got the impression that the tape was of him performing oral sex...


centpourcentcatch.free.fr

/it was a Dusty finish.
 
2012-10-08 09:37:16 AM  
we should have a fundraiser to try to keep it off the streets.
 
2012-10-08 09:41:26 AM  
The best part about all of this is the woman in the video is the wife of his "best friend" Bubba The Love Sponge. Which may be why Bubba just recently went through a divorce.
 
2012-10-08 09:43:07 AM  
Did anyone else miss the "Hogan" part of the headline and think that Mark Ruffalo had released a sex tape?
 
2012-10-08 09:43:51 AM  
Don't do it, Hulk. Fight for the rights of every man... to film himself having sex with his best friend's wife.
 
2012-10-08 09:46:17 AM  
Hmmmm....

http://i.imgur.com/1dKGn.jpgHeather Clem (NSFW)

Your welcome.
 
2012-10-08 09:46:55 AM  
Let's try that again....

NSFW
 
2012-10-08 09:48:23 AM  

LesserEvil: Let's try that again....

NSFW


It's a trap!
 
2012-10-08 09:48:50 AM  

LesserEvil: Let's try that again....

NSFW


She took the implants out, though, so now she's just a regular flat chested horseface.
 
2012-10-08 09:51:22 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LesserEvil: Let's try that again....

NSFW

She took the implants out, though, so now she's just a regular flat chested horseface.


"Horseface" doesn't do "her" justice. Sarah Jessica Parker is a horseface, but at least I can tell she's a real woman. That, that's a man, man!
 
2012-10-08 09:52:56 AM  

Slaxl: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 634x789]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I love the bandana worn all the way down over the eyebrows. It is the equivalent of wearing your pant waist up above your belly button!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isn't any bandana worn anywhere laughable enough?


Unless you are welding/grinding, yes.
 
2012-10-08 09:54:11 AM  
Duuuuuuude, Mon. BROTHER!
 
2012-10-08 09:56:22 AM  
No mention of 24 inch pythons?
 
2012-10-08 09:57:03 AM  
Can we get back to the more important issue here?

Now the clenis is a God amongst suckable sex organs. Neither a clit or penis, it posses the qualities o both. That which wields the clenis has unlimited power in the palm of her bush.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:15 AM  

Craptastic: Slaxl: Isn't any bandana worn anywhere laughable enough?

I wear one under my bicycle helmet. It keeps the sweat out of my eyes.


Skullcap for me. I'd never wear one without the other.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:35 AM  

Gunny Highway: Can we get back to the more important issue here?

Now the clenis is a God amongst suckable sex organs. Neither a clit or penis, it posses the qualities o both. That which wields the clenis has unlimited power in the palm of her bush.



I lol'd
 
2012-10-08 10:03:33 AM  

Gunny Highway: Can we get back to the more important issue here?

Now the clenis is a God amongst suckable sex organs. Neither a clit or penis, it posses the qualities o both. That which wields the clenis has unlimited power in the palm of her bush.


Hulk has a penis, and a pretty huge one. Like, Aquanet can size.
 
2012-10-08 10:14:36 AM  
Wouldn't even try to sell it on eBay. Just pitch it into a toxic waste dump. And then wash my hands like an obsessed person.
 
2012-10-08 10:20:37 AM  
??? Why all the Hulk Hogan hate?
 
2012-10-08 10:38:19 AM  

Shmeat: Sex tape...

[www.quirkz.com image 294x360]

amidionitrite?


-1
Spelling

/no
 
2012-10-08 10:43:27 AM  
I LOL'd, subby.

Tat'dGreaser: Wake me up when his daughter makes a sex tape


and THIS.
 
2012-10-08 10:45:29 AM  
probesport

Slaxl: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 634x789]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I love the bandana worn all the way down over the eyebrows. It is the equivalent of wearing your pant waist up above your belly button!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isn't any bandana worn anywhere laughable enough?

Unless you are welding/grinding, yes. 


Or robbing a train
 
2012-10-08 10:45:50 AM  
Spoiler alert!

They made the video shortly after eating a big meal and the Hulkster complains the whole time that he feels bloated and pig like.
 
2012-10-08 10:49:53 AM  

wambu: Shmeat: Sex tape...

[www.quirkz.com image 294x360]

amidionitrite?

-1
Spelling

/no


Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

www.valerieatlarge.com
 
2012-10-08 10:53:02 AM  
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Hogan sex tape? Sign me up.
 
2012-10-08 11:18:00 AM  

probesport: Slaxl: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 634x789]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I love the bandana worn all the way down over the eyebrows. It is the equivalent of wearing your pant waist up above your belly button!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isn't any bandana worn anywhere laughable enough?

Unless you are welding/grinding, yes.


I used to wear one when I worked at a concrete plant...mixing various grades of sand, concrete powder, powdered pigments, and various powdered chemicals. Covering as much of yourself as possible was recommended. No matter what you did it was hot, but any exposed wet skin got the above mentioned dry products stuck to it...and that was unpleasant.

I also wear one at my current work (plastics factory), when working on the car or mowing the lawn, etc.

However...IMO they are not proper attire outside of anything that doesnt involve "work" of some sort.
 
2012-10-08 11:23:00 AM  

RevBigfoot: The best part about all of this is the woman in the video is the wife of his "best friend" Bubba The Love Sponge. Which may be why Bubba just recently went through a divorce.


i dont think this video or the fact hogan was boning his wife was the reason for bubba's divorce since bubba also kind of "stars" in this video himself. so the question is, is bubba cuckold or is he an hogan part of the wife swap club?
 
2012-10-08 11:31:06 AM  
So, I guess this is as close as we're going to get to a remake of "Thunder in Paradise"?
 
2012-10-08 11:34:10 AM  
How seedy.
 
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