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(Haaretz)   Israel flies mock Lebanon raids. And speaking of mock, did anyone ever make the Mock Apple Pie from the recipe on the Ritz boxes? That was some good stuff. And cheese, it's pretty awesome, too. Let's all go watch Golden Girls re-runs   (haaretz.com) divider line 120
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2012-10-08 08:55:35 AM
And just to be helpful...
 
recipecurio.com
 
2012-10-08 09:05:57 AM
And just to be helpful...


sherryndaniel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 09:25:16 AM
And just to be helpful...
 
cheesestorecedarhurst.com
 
2012-10-08 09:31:32 AM
FTFA: Israeli news reports said the drone was not carrying explosives and appeared to be on a reconnaissance mission.

i.imgur.com

Just to be helpful.
 
2012-10-08 10:12:25 AM
Oh come on, how do you know the nationality of the fly?
 
2012-10-08 10:21:26 AM
I've made the Mock Apple Pie. It was surprisingly good.The crackers are a bit mushier that real apples, but the lemon and tarter give it some fruit taste and the cinnamon kind of overwhelms the apple smell anyway.
 
2012-10-08 12:28:13 PM
I've always wondered what the point was of the Ritz Mock Apple Pie. Was it a WWII thing when apples were scarce and Ritz Crackers were bountiful?
 
2012-10-08 12:29:06 PM
Hey, I remember the last time Israel invaded Lebanon! Good times! Ask the USMC about their Marines being slaughtered in a terror bombing. Ask the survivors of the 3,500 Palestinians slaughtered in the refugee camps at Sabra and Shatila with the help of the Israeli army.

Yeah, I guess the US couldn't get sucked into a war with Iran so let's get sucked into Lebanon again.
 
2012-10-08 12:29:36 PM
Kind of makes one wish that Lebanon had SAM sites handy. See if Israel tries that with a country that can protect its airspace.
 
2012-10-08 12:30:58 PM
Is the headline a reference to something?
 
2012-10-08 12:34:16 PM

CarnySaur: I've always wondered what the point was of the Ritz Mock Apple Pie. Was it a WWII thing when apples were scarce and Ritz Crackers were bountiful?


From the wiki: "A mock apple pie made from crackers was apparently[clarification needed] invented by pioneers on the move during the nineteenth century who were bereft of apples. In the 1930s, and for many years afterwards, Ritz Crackers promoted a recipe for mock apple pie using its product, along with sugar and various spices."
 
2012-10-08 12:36:40 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: CarnySaur: I've always wondered what the point was of the Ritz Mock Apple Pie. Was it a WWII thing when apples were scarce and Ritz Crackers were bountiful?

From the wiki: "A mock apple pie made from crackers was apparently[clarification needed] invented by pioneers on the move during the nineteenth century who were bereft of apples. In the 1930s, and for many years afterwards, Ritz Crackers promoted a recipe for mock apple pie using its product, along with sugar and various spices."


No it was a Madison avenue prompt to get people to do things like use a lot of crackers or elect an anti-cracker president.
 
2012-10-08 12:37:14 PM
They oughta turn that place into a glass parking lot. This is the extent of my understanding of brinkmanship.
 
2012-10-08 12:38:22 PM
Israeli files like a banana
 
2012-10-08 12:39:26 PM
"Mock" was a hipster word after WWII. Everyone was making "mock" everything. Mock turtle soup and mock turtleneck sweaters, for example.

You have to remember the best-selling books in much of the 1950s were etiquette books. It was a whole different world back then.
 
2012-10-08 12:39:27 PM
...drop your bombs between the minarets!
 
2012-10-08 12:40:24 PM

Shrinkwrap: Is the headline a reference to something?


Other than subby being off their meds, I don't think so.  But now I want apple pie. And an F-15E Strike Eagle.
 
2012-10-08 12:40:53 PM
www.horrorphile.net

He's Jewish, but not Israeli, subby
 
2012-10-08 12:43:58 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "Mock" was a hipster word after WWII. Everyone was making "mock" everything. Mock turtle soup and mock turtleneck sweaters, for example.

You have to remember the best-selling books in much of the 1950s were etiquette books. It was a whole different world back then.


Lewis Carroll's Mock Turtle character says you are blaming the wrong era.

Hey, anyone remember the Polish attack on Gleiwitz in Nazi Germany that started WWII?
 
2012-10-08 12:47:14 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Hey, I remember the last time Israel invaded Lebanon! Good times! Ask the USMC about their Marines being slaughtered in a terror bombing. Ask the survivors of the 3,500 Palestinians slaughtered in the refugee camps at Sabra and Shatila with the help of the Israeli army.

Yeah, I guess the US couldn't get sucked into a war with Iran so let's get sucked into Lebanon again.


This is a thread about mock things, like Apple pies. Not about non-mocking things like the fact that Israel's foreign policy is based largely around making sure there's going to be a boogeyman in five years time.
 
2012-10-08 12:48:29 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Hey, I remember the last time Israel invaded Lebanon! Good times! Ask the USMC about their Marines being slaughtered in a terror bombing. Ask the survivors of the 3,500 Palestinians slaughtered in the refugee camps at Sabra and Shatila with the help of the Israeli army.


I remember it too! the constant attacks from Lebanon on northern Israel, Abu Nidal Organization fun time, PLO slaughtering of Israelis at the north etc and so on.
And regarding Sabra and Shatila I would ask the Lebanese Christian Phalangist militia since they commanded and carried out the massacre, a fact seems to slip from the mind of some people for some reason. Israel made the mistake of trusting the arab militia that they will not act like savage lunatics. That was a mistake.

You think the massacre of arabs on arabs in Sabra and Shatila was an isolated case during that time ? well i bet the people of Damour, Karantina, Tel al-Zaatar, Ehden, Safra, Burj el-Barajneh etc and so on would like to have a word with you, if they could talk after being slaughtered by their arab brethren that is.

/But ...Israel..
 
2012-10-08 01:01:15 PM
Mock raids? Shakespeare put it best:

And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his
Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones; and his soul
Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance
That shall fly with them: for many a thousand widows
Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands;
Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down; ;
And some are yet ungotten and unborn
That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.
But this lies all within the will of God,
To whom I do appeal; and in whose name
Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on,
To venge me as I may and to put forth
My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.
So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin
His jest will savour but of shallow wit,
When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.

Henry V, Act I, Scene 2.
 
2012-10-08 01:08:31 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-08 01:12:17 PM
I think that mock apple pie was one of those things that stayed popular long after the reason for its existence was no longer really a thing. See also: Spam, putting breadcrumbs in meatloaf, dry humping.
 
2012-10-08 01:12:50 PM

TappingTheVein: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Hey, I remember the last time Israel invaded Lebanon! Good times! Ask the USMC about their Marines being slaughtered in a terror bombing. Ask the survivors of the 3,500 Palestinians slaughtered in the refugee camps at Sabra and Shatila with the help of the Israeli army.

I remember it too! the constant attacks from Lebanon on northern Israel, Abu Nidal Organization fun time, PLO slaughtering of Israelis at the north etc and so on.
And regarding Sabra and Shatila I would ask the Lebanese Christian Phalangist militia since they commanded and carried out the massacre, a fact seems to slip from the mind of some people for some reason. Israel made the mistake of trusting the arab militia that they will not act like savage lunatics. That was a mistake.

You think the massacre of arabs on arabs in Sabra and Shatila was an isolated case during that time ? well i bet the people of Damour, Karantina, Tel al-Zaatar, Ehden, Safra, Burj el-Barajneh etc and so on would like to have a word with you, if they could talk after being slaughtered by their arab brethren that is.

/But ...Israel..


Yeah, about that.


The Israel Defense Forces surrounded the Palestinian refugee camps, controlled access to them, and, under the Phalangists' request,[6] fired illuminating flares over the camps at night.[7][8] In 1982, a UN commission chaired by Sean MacBride concluded that the Israeli authorities and forces were responsible for the events.[9] The Israeli government established the Kahan Commission to investigate, and in early 1983 it found that Israeli military personnel were aware that a massacre was in progress without taking serious steps to stop it. Therefore it regarded Israel as having indirect responsibility. The commission held Defense Minister Ariel Sharon personally responsible for the crime and forced him to resign.
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Just because you set up the kapos to go do your dirty work doesn't wash your hands clean.
 
2012-10-08 01:12:59 PM
So just to clarify: If you fly a drone over Israeli desert, it will be shot down; but it's OK for Israel to violate other sovereign countries' airspace at will.


Jiro Dreams Of McRibs
Hey, I remember the last time Israel invaded Lebanon! Good times! Ask the USMC about their Marines being slaughtered in a terror bombing. Ask the survivors of the 3,500 Palestinians slaughtered in the refugee camps at Sabra and Shatila with the help of the Israeli army.

I don't recall any of that happening six years ago.

I do remember the IDF getting its ass kicked by small arms and landmines, though.
 
2012-10-08 01:30:01 PM

mootmah: Kind of makes one wish that Lebanon had SAM sites handy. See if Israel tries that with a country that can protect its airspace.



Just think of the FUN we'd all have if Lebanon shot down one of Izzy;s planes invading their sovereign airspace!


/A drone launched by Lebanon?
//I smell a false-flag
///Shiat is heating up
 
2012-10-08 01:33:00 PM

RanDomino: So just to clarify: If you fly a drone over Israeli desert, it will be shot down; but it's OK for Israel to violate other sovereign countries' airspace at will after they do it first.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-08 01:34:02 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Just because you set up the kapos to go do your dirty work doesn't wash your hands clean.


Never said it wasn't a mistake on Israel's part. I said the opposite. But the ones who organized the massacre, commanded it and carried it out were not the israeli army, they were arab militia. And it was not an isolated incident, apparently the kapo wasn't needed in the dozens of other arab on arabs massacres at that time.
The Kahan Commission investigation's conclusion was that the israeli army was not involved in the massacre, their criticism was for the army not acting firmly enough to stop it.

RanDomino: I do remember the IDF getting its ass kicked by small arms and landmines, though.


Odd, i remember Hizballah terrorists getting their asses kicked by the hundreds and Hizballah neighborhoods turning into a smoking crater. Apparently it made quite an impression since their top leader is hiding in fortified bunkers ever since. I only fought in that war for about 20 days so i'll have to agree with you, i'm sure you have more experience. 

RanDomino: So just to clarify: If you fly a drone over Israeli desert, it will be shot down; but it's OK for Israel to violate other sovereign countries' airspace at will.


They are most welcome to shoot down the israeli jets.
 
2012-10-08 01:39:34 PM
Israel flies mock Lebanon raids

What I'm getting is that either Israeli bugs are really tough or that the Lebanese produce shiatty bug spray.
 
2012-10-08 01:42:14 PM
Do you know why I hate Fark? My wife just emailed me and said - hey one of the subby's is just like you!
 
2012-10-08 01:42:16 PM

TappingTheVein: RanDomino: So just to clarify: If you fly a drone over Israeli desert, it will be shot down; but it's OK for Israel to violate other sovereign countries' airspace at will.

They are most welcome to shoot down the israeli jets.



Looking for an excuse, are we, TappingTheVein? Hoping to suck Uncle Sam into another war?

That's what false-flags are for, right?
 
2012-10-08 01:49:02 PM

Amos Quito: Looking for an excuse, are we, TappingTheVein? Hoping to suck Uncle Sam into another war?

That's what false-flags are for, right?


The only false flag going on here is in your anti-semitic delusional little excuse of a mind.

I noticed that your elegant accusation that "the jews" were behind the assassination of JFK is quite a popular topic on Storm Front. I was wondering what kind of anti-semitic turd are you.

Would you like to discuss the non-existence of white people culture ?
 
2012-10-08 01:56:44 PM
I gotta admit I'm fond of Israel. This tiny little nation, surrounded by people who want it destroyed, still manages to be a leader in technology and a nice place to live, by most accounts. Well, other than those rockets raining down from Palestinian territory.

Isn't there someplace we can send the Palestinians where they'd be happier? They seem to be genetically more similar to Arabs, where Jews are a distantly related population that may be closer to Italians.
 
2012-10-08 02:01:42 PM

mootmah: Kind of makes one wish that Lebanon had SAM sites handy. See if Israel tries that with a country that can protect its airspace.


They had them last time. Didn't do much good against the IAF but they did manage to shoot down a few Navy planes.
 
2012-10-08 02:19:08 PM
the recipes on the side of product boxes are always most excellent. the manufacturers have test kitchens staffed with professional chefs. they are well paid to create yummy recipes that will make their product most appealing. they want you to be satisfied and buy their brand name product repeatedly. yes, i'm a big fat bastard, and my mom who taught me to cook when i was a boy was a big fat woman.

/did i mention i sound fat?
//you betcha
 
2012-10-08 02:26:15 PM

sodomizer: I gotta admit I'm fond of Israel. This tiny little nation, surrounded by people who want it destroyed, still manages to be a leader in technology and a nice place to live, by most accounts. Well, other than those rockets raining down from Palestinian territory.

Isn't there someplace we can send the Palestinians where they'd be happier? They seem to be genetically more similar to Arabs, where Jews are a distantly related population that may be closer to Italians.


It helps that they get billions of economic and military aid from the U.S. no questions asked. It helps even more that AIPAC lobbies for them in Washington to give them even more money and to release Johnathan Jay Pollard; a man Israel paid to spy on us. Should I mention the USS Liberty? And of course, Netanyahu is itching for the U.S. to go invade Iran for him.
 
2012-10-08 02:28:36 PM

TappingTheVein: Amos Quito: Looking for an excuse, are we, TappingTheVein? Hoping to suck Uncle Sam into another war?

That's what false-flags are for, right?

The only false flag going on here is in your anti-semitic delusional little excuse of a mind.



Oh PLEASE don't call me that. It makes me feel all bad inside.


TappingTheVein: I noticed that your elegant accusation that "the jews" were behind the assassination of JFK is quite a popular topic on Storm Front.



I like those quotation marks. Care to link to the actual post that you are so elegantly alluding to?

And why would they be talking about the JFK assassination on a weather website? Are they claiming that Oswald was Jewish?


TappingTheVein: Would you like to discuss the non-existence of white people culture ?



Do you mean ALL white people, or just non-Jews?
 
2012-10-08 02:30:08 PM
i485.photobucket.com

But what is she didn't get crackers.
/hondchka!!!!
//I bet Steve has crackers
 
2012-10-08 02:32:58 PM
Just think of the FUN we'd all have if Lebanon shot down one of Izzy;s planes invading their sovereign airspace!


When you declare war on a country, you lose biatching rights when that country violates your sovereignity.

Lebanon declared war on Israel in 1948. They have never rescinded that declaration. If they want their airspace respected, they should negotiate a peace treaty.
 
2012-10-08 02:34:52 PM
Is it me, or was that headline written in Kevin Spacys' voice?
 
2012-10-08 02:41:15 PM

ocschwar: Just think of the FUN we'd all have if Lebanon shot down one of Izzy;s planes invading their sovereign airspace!


When you declare war on a country, you lose biatching rights when that country violates your sovereignity.

Lebanon declared war on Israel in 1948. They have never rescinded that declaration. If they want their airspace respected, they should negotiate a peace treaty.



Oh, so I guess that means that Izzy has no right to biatch about the ALLEGED Lebanese drone then. Right?

Or did Israel unilaterally "declare peace"?
 
2012-10-08 02:42:25 PM

ocschwar: Lebanon declared war on Israel in 1948. They have never rescinded that declaration. If they want their airspace respected, they should negotiate a peace treaty.


You people are insane.
 
2012-10-08 02:42:50 PM

TappingTheVein: Amos Quito: Looking for an excuse, are we, TappingTheVein? Hoping to suck Uncle Sam into another war?

That's what false-flags are for, right?

The only false flag going on here is in your anti-semitic delusional little excuse of a mind.

I noticed that your elegant accusation that "the jews" were behind the assassination of JFK is quite a popular topic on Storm Front. I was wondering what kind of anti-semitic turd are you.



He seems to get most his material and batshiat talking points from theforbiddentruth.net
 
2012-10-08 02:44:24 PM
Oh, so I guess that means that Izzy has no right to biatch about the ALLEGED Lebanese drone then. Right?


Who's biatching? Not Israel. Look in the mirror, buddy.

You people are insane.


Yes, insane of me to suggest that Lebanon should give peace a chance. I am completely cuckoo.
 
2012-10-08 02:46:22 PM

Amos Quito: Oh PLEASE don't call me that. It makes me feel all bad inside.


You prefer 'jew hating infantile idiot' ? i don't mind.

Amos Quito: I like those quotation marks. Care to link to the actual post that you are so elegantly alluding to?


Certainly.
The quotation marks are used to enhance your elegant use of 'the zionists' instead of 'the jews' because it's more politically correct and an anti-semitic tradition by now.

Amos Quito: And why would they be talking about the JFK assassination on a weather website? Are they claiming that Oswald was Jewish?


Why do Fark censor the actual name of your favorite anti-semitic forum ? i linked it once for one of your anti-semitic diatribes, maybe where you blamed 'the Je, i'm sorry, the zionists for World War I, World War II, the Holocaust or whatever anti-semitic bullshiat you were spewing and Fark didn't like it.

Amos Quito: Do you mean ALL white people, or just non-Jews?


Whatever put your panties in a bunch when someone raised the topic before. Interesting how Jews were the topic of discussion there as well.
 
2012-10-08 02:48:49 PM
This won't end well. If there's anyone who won't tolerate being mocked, it's the Lebanese.
 
2012-10-08 02:50:50 PM
Kind of makes one wish that Lebanon had SAM sites handy. See if Israel tries that with a country that can protect its airspace.


You want Lebanon to expend SAMs against Israeli drones?

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-10-08 02:51:06 PM

violentsalvation: He seems to get most his material and batshiat talking points from theforbiddentruth.net


Thanks, i wasn't familiar with that forum. Good stuff.
 
2012-10-08 02:54:19 PM

violentsalvation: TappingTheVein: Amos Quito: Looking for an excuse, are we, TappingTheVein? Hoping to suck Uncle Sam into another war?

That's what false-flags are for, right?

The only false flag going on here is in your anti-semitic delusional little excuse of a mind.

I noticed that your elegant accusation that "the jews" were behind the assassination of JFK is quite a popular topic on Storm Front. I was wondering what kind of anti-semitic turd are you.


He seems to get most his material and batshiat talking points from theforbiddentruth.net



theforbiddentruth net? Yeah, that's the one.

That anti-Semitic bastard Kennedy was trying to force poor Ben Gurion into opening Israel's Dimona nuclear facility for inspections.

Fortunately, that never happened, and luckily, JFK was replaced by a fellow who would never have dreamed of making such demands.


/Reading is fundamental!
 
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