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(WLBT Jackson)   Teacher claims student spiked her morning cup of coffee with butt-enhancing pills. w/bonus pic of what a cup of coffee might look like   (wlbt.com) divider line 59
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2012-10-08 08:53:39 AM
No pic of what an enhanced butt might look like?
 
2012-10-08 09:37:05 AM
So, Sir Mixx-A-Lot had a kid...
 
2012-10-08 10:00:19 AM

Sybarite: No pic of what an enhanced butt might look like?


i841.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 10:51:17 AM
Student in question:

s17.postimage.org
 
2012-10-08 11:21:19 AM
I would think that to get an adequate dosage you would have to mix a lot of the stuff in the coffee.
 
2012-10-08 11:21:34 AM
If such a thing existed, I can think of a few people that I would slip it to.
 
2012-10-08 11:23:06 AM

Krymson Tyde: Sybarite: No pic of what an enhanced butt might look like?

[i841.photobucket.com image 300x395]


...and here is a butt--enhancing drug
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-08 11:23:23 AM
That's hilarious.
 
2012-10-08 11:24:54 AM
The alleged coffee spiker asked his friends to back up hi story, but the other brothers couldn't deny.
 
2012-10-08 11:25:14 AM

zipdog: I would think that to get an adequate dosage you would have to mix a lot of the stuff in the coffee.


You sir would
 
2012-10-08 11:27:02 AM

SweetSaws: That's hilarious.


It's also attempted poisoning. Slipping a drug to someone tends to run into some pretty harsh statutes, for good reasons.
 
2012-10-08 11:29:06 AM
The important question, Did they work?
 
2012-10-08 11:29:21 AM

Sybarite: No pic of what an enhanced butt might look like?

 
2012-10-08 11:29:58 AM
According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police report, the incident was reported Monday by 61-year-old Ellen Vick, a teacher at Independence High School in east Charlotte.

Just when old teachers thought the behavior of students reached an all time low... you've really raised the bar, kid.
 
2012-10-08 11:31:26 AM

Theaetetus: SweetSaws: That's hilarious.

It's also attempted poisoning. Slipping a drug to someone tends to run into some pretty harsh statutes, for good reasons.


But it *is* hilarious, you'll have to admit!
 
2012-10-08 11:32:04 AM

SageC: According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police report, the incident was reported Monday by 61-year-old Ellen Vick, a teacher at Independence High School in east Charlotte.

Just when old teachers thought the behavior of students reached an all time low... you've really raised the bar, kid.


James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron.
 
2012-10-08 11:35:01 AM
Pretty funny. Any teacher who leaves their coffee sitting around unattended is just asking for it. Tag is correct.
 
2012-10-08 11:36:30 AM
Her drink got spiked by a freshman guy
He thought it'd be a funny time
But the cops came in
With a little bit of mace
And we got hit in the face
That shiat stung
 
2012-10-08 11:36:31 AM
What an ass.

I guess the teacher's really gonna be the butt of jokes now.
 
2012-10-08 11:37:16 AM
 
2012-10-08 11:39:52 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

badonkadonk!
boo-doooo! Boo-do-do!
 
2012-10-08 11:40:07 AM
FTA: "According to the report, investigators looking into the case found a container of GluteBoost, which had one full capsule, and three empty capsules. "

Ah, and overdose.

That would explain all the butthurt.
 
2012-10-08 11:42:48 AM
 
2012-10-08 11:50:03 AM
 
2012-10-08 11:52:20 AM
Again? Would have think he' d have learned his lesson since the first time this was greenlit.
 
2012-10-08 11:52:41 AM

fireclown: GlutBoost. Yep. It's a thing.


www.gluteboost.com

Our "REAL" customers?
 
2012-10-08 11:52:47 AM
"A tremendous asshole deserves a tremendous butt"

old American saying 

"Yo mama is so big her butt has three zipcodes" 

young American saying
 
2012-10-08 11:53:16 AM
If I was in her class I would plead guilty.
 
2012-10-08 11:53:19 AM
www.adweek.com
Dealer of said pills.
 
2012-10-08 11:54:16 AM
Butt Thread!
 
2012-10-08 11:55:13 AM
They certainly could have found a better pic to go with that story.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-08 11:57:57 AM
Fortunately for the teacher (unless she has a specfic allergy), that stuff won't do anything to (or for) her or anyone else who takes it.

Here's the ingredient list from the product website:

Maca Root
Dong Quai
Saw Palmetto
Fenugreek
Wild Mexican Yam
Soy Extract
Rose Hips
Citrus Bioflavonoids
Dandelion
Watercress Extract
Tyrosine
Genistein

So it's basically a salad in a capsule. Also, you get this tidbit:

"GluteBoost is an all natural supplement which has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. GluteBoost is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Results may vary."

Which is a sure sign that you're dealing with a useless product.
 
2012-10-08 12:04:26 PM

offmymeds: fireclown: GlutBoost. Yep. It's a thing.

[www.gluteboost.com image 180x700]

Our "REAL" customers?


The "OTHER GUYS"??

Like the cement user?

missberniej.com
 
2012-10-08 12:08:01 PM
Dequonta's testimonial (see product site - photo testimonials) still has me cracking up!
 
2012-10-08 12:08:27 PM
I'm quite fond of enhanced posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate. You other male siblings have no refutation of this statement. When a young female enters with a miniscule midriff, and a circular object presented directly in one's head's obverse, you become quite excited.
 
2012-10-08 12:09:01 PM

Krymson Tyde: Sybarite: No pic of what an enhanced butt might look like?

[i841.photobucket.com image 300x395]


Dayum! Look at all the junk in the that trunk!!

/it screams for a 'shop contest
 
2012-10-08 12:18:12 PM

DeCypher44: Dequonta's testimonial (see product site - photo testimonials) still has me cracking up!


NTTAWWT.
 
2012-10-08 12:18:20 PM

PirateKing: I'm quite fond of enhanced posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate. You other male siblings have no refutation of this statement. When a young female enters with a miniscule midriff, and a circular object presented directly in one's head's obverse, you become quite excited.


Golly!
 
2012-10-08 12:23:13 PM

Theaetetus: SweetSaws: That's hilarious.

It's also attempted poisoning. Slipping a drug to someone tends to run into some pretty harsh statutes, for good reasons.


Doesn't that usually require the substance actually be poisonous? Lest you get, "I asked for soy! I'm going to the police!"
 
2012-10-08 12:27:32 PM
Back in my day, we just dropped laxatives in the teacher's coffee. Kids these days.

/mr. bertram
//sorry, man.
 
2012-10-08 12:29:02 PM

buckler: Fortunately for the teacher (unless she has a specfic allergy), that stuff won't do anything to (or for) her or anyone else who takes it.

Here's the ingredient list from the product website:

Maca Root
Dong Quai
Saw Palmetto
Fenugreek
Wild Mexican Yam
Soy Extract
Rose Hips
Citrus Bioflavonoids
Dandelion
Watercress Extract
Tyrosine
Genistein

So it's basically a salad in a capsule. Also, you get this tidbit:

"GluteBoost is an all natural supplement which has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. GluteBoost is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Results may vary."

Which is a sure sign that you're dealing with a useless product.


Well what would they be curing?
\smallarsitis?
 
2012-10-08 12:34:32 PM

mike_d85: Well what would they be curing?
\smallarsitis?



Bolding fail. i intended to also highlight "has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration." That's the big giveaway.
 
2012-10-08 12:42:18 PM
junk java in the trunk?
 
2012-10-08 01:08:31 PM
With all the hottie teachers banging students these days and this douchebag gives the drug to a 61 year old?

FAIL.
 
2012-10-08 01:24:21 PM
Enhance...
wbtv.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-10-08 01:34:09 PM
www.mizozo.com

/Approves.
 
2012-10-08 01:41:47 PM

mike_d85: buckler: Fortunately for the teacher (unless she has a specfic allergy), that stuff won't do anything to (or for) her or anyone else who takes it.

Here's the ingredient list from the product website:

Maca Root
Dong Quai
Saw Palmetto
Fenugreek
Wild Mexican Yam
Soy Extract
Rose Hips
Citrus Bioflavonoids
Dandelion
Watercress Extract
Tyrosine
Genistein

So it's basically a salad in a capsule. Also, you get this tidbit:

"GluteBoost is an all natural supplement which has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. GluteBoost is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Results may vary."

Which is a sure sign that you're dealing with a useless product.

Well what would they be curing?
\smallarsitis?


the bad thing is that these ingredients while probably harmless separately, could be bad news for people with allergies or medical conditions when they take something like this where they have concocted a pill to enhance part of your body. I think pretty much any enhancement pill, butt, breast or schlong, has the same ingredients, although I do think I read somewhere that wild Mexican yam extract contains estrogen in small amounts
 
2012-10-08 01:53:13 PM

Khazar-Khum: offmymeds: fireclown: GlutBoost. Yep. It's a thing.

Like the cement user?

[missberniej.com image 306x581]


Why?! Oh dear god, Why? They can't wait until they're school-teacher age when their booty gets that big, naturally?

/"I wanna look 52yo in my heiny"
//Go Over-figure
 
2012-10-08 02:54:34 PM
Well I will have to get those pills for my friend. When we were drunk I promised her I would buy her a new butt.
 
2012-10-08 03:43:56 PM

offmymeds: fireclown: GlutBoost. Yep. It's a thing.

[www.gluteboost.com image 180x700]

Our "REAL" customers?


Apparently, if you're holding a cell phone when someone else takes your picture, then everyone will think that you took the picture yourself, with that phone.

/Or something
 
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