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2012-10-08 10:11:09 AM  
"Dark tunnel"

We get it he's black

And gay.

Black gay father of two kids with a wife of many years. And Muslim. And Kenyan.

He's the first adjectival president.
 
2012-10-08 10:12:14 AM  
 
2012-10-08 10:14:27 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Outstanding!

On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.


Obama and Ambassador Stevens used to hook up in the gay bathhouse scene in Chicago back when Obama was a low-level state politician. That is why Obama had him killed in Libya. He was threatening to come out and expose Obama right before the election unless Obama wrote an executive order legalizing gay marraige. This is fact, libtards. Book it, done. Romney wins.
 
2012-10-08 10:21:56 AM  
hmmm, a heaping helping of poeslaw:

www.simplyrecipes.com

i hope
 
2012-10-08 10:25:12 AM  
After watching that, I wouldn't vote R even if he was running against Snooki.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:44 AM  
He's no Mark Russell.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:49 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish


Actually, this guy had Lincoln beat by a few years:

i266.photobucket.com

And just for the record, Buchanan was accused of being gay by his contemporaries. Just 4 years later, Lincoln's opponents didn't make similar accusations. If Lincoln were gay, you'd expect them to at least try.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:51 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: For Obama because those Republicans are farking insane!!


Better be sure to vote, the majority of the media websites, CNN, CBS, etc etc, have about given the election to Romney because of his oh so masterful debate victory.
 
2012-10-08 10:29:20 AM  
Old dude signing about giving oral...I need to go scrub my brain out now. Thanks.
 
2012-10-08 10:34:59 AM  

calm like a bomb: Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]


Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.


Actually, I know a few far-right derpers, and I have to say that the "Obama is Gay" thing started way before he came out in favor of gay marriage. They basically say he's gay because it's not quite as frowned upon as saying he's black. To them, it's just another slur in their endless arsenal of non-talking talking points.
 
2012-10-08 10:37:06 AM  

andrewagill: Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish

Actually, this guy had Lincoln beat by a few years:

[i266.photobucket.com image 551x599]

And just for the record, Buchanan was accused of being gay by his contemporaries. Just 4 years later, Lincoln's opponents didn't make similar accusations. If Lincoln were gay, you'd expect them to at least try.


I always thought that was because Lincoln had at least married to cover himself. Buchanan lived openly with King.
 
2012-10-08 10:37:58 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: calm like a bomb: Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]


Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.

Actually, I know a few far-right derpers, and I have to say that the "Obama is Gay" thing started way before he came out in favor of gay marriage. They basically say he's gay because it's not quite as frowned upon as saying he's black. To them, it's just another slur in their endless arsenal of non-talking talking points.


Oh and let's not forget he was sitting "too close" to his college roommate in a picture.
 
2012-10-08 10:39:32 AM  

Devolving_Spud: He's no Mark Russell.


i228.photobucket.com


Came here to say that. Got distracted by gay presidents.

On a related note, am I the only one who likes Mark Russell but hates the Capitol Steps? Russell always had his own take, but the Capitol Steps seem to regurgitate talking points.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:06 AM  

IrateShadow: It really started with some earlier derp that the only people that care about gay rights must be gay. Ergo anyone for gay marriage must be secretly gay.


I figure a lot of the closeted-religious types think EVERY man is secretly gay.

It makes sense; if you can't talk about your feelings without exposing yourself as some evil sinner, you might think that every man secretly feels like you do, therefore, there are no truly straight men - being gay must never be seen as "acceptable" lest society collapse as women go unloved.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:20 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish


cmon now.......
 
2012-10-08 10:44:45 AM  
The scary thing is that there are people out there who will think this is awesome and clever. The insanely scary thing is that they vote.
 
2012-10-08 10:57:30 AM  
No YouTube here at work. Can someone add a quick summary? Sounds amusing
 
2012-10-08 11:00:16 AM  

monoski: No YouTube here at work. Can someone add a quick summary? Sounds amusing


Man writes generic "make your own music video" about how Romney good, Obama bad, which derails into a screed about how Obama is gay, and we know this because Clinton got a BJ in the oval office
 
2012-10-08 11:05:31 AM  
That was legitimate ear rape.
 
2012-10-08 11:07:58 AM  
Satire?
/Please be Satire
//Please please... I need to have faith in humanity...
 
2012-10-08 11:10:30 AM  

raanne: Satire?
/Please be Satire
//Please please... I need to have faith in humanity...


If it's satire, the guy has descended in to Kaufmanesque levels of not breaking character, judging from his other YouTube videos.
 
2012-10-08 11:10:54 AM  
Hit the mute button and my erection doubled in size. This guy is magic.
 
2012-10-08 11:17:21 AM  
 
2012-10-08 11:24:50 AM  
I could've sworn that subby steered me to an Onion video...
 
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2012-10-08 11:25:18 AM  
since I can't get imageshack to work, this image works too (just ignore the caption)..

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-08 11:44:18 AM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2012-10-08 11:45:47 AM  

monoski: No YouTube here at work. Can someone add a quick summary? Sounds amusing


1.) Guy takes a video of a train tracks.
2.) Green screens himself in front of it with a Yamaha keyboard with the . Pasty. White. Old.
3.) Makes up a lame song about the R-Train (Romney/Ryan/Republicans).
4.) Lyrics accuse Obama and Clinton of having gay lovers. I believe this is the only issue that he identifies with Obama.
5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.
 
2012-10-08 11:51:52 AM  
No facts, lots of booga booga. Are we sure this guy isn't the Romney-Ryan campaign manager?
 
2012-10-08 11:52:37 AM  
An old white guy afraid of change? No shiat. I'm shocked. All he needs is to be riding an elephant to complete the holy trio.
 
2012-10-08 11:55:50 AM  

andrewagill: 5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.


I missed that the first time and had to go back and watch it again to see if it was really there. You also missed the possible dog whistle where he mentions Obama's being a dark tunnel.
 
2012-10-08 11:56:05 AM  
That was horrible, but some of his other videos are farking hilarious!

Link
 
2012-10-08 12:00:33 PM  

thejourneyto30: An old white guy afraid of change? No shiat. I'm shocked. All he needs is to be riding an elephant to complete the holy trio.


no need for the racialistiaticism
 
2012-10-08 12:06:38 PM  

andrewagill: Green screens himself in front of it with a Yamaha keyboard with the .


Great I accidentally the whole thing.

It's those preprogrammed backup melody things. That's what the keyboard is with.
 
2012-10-08 12:24:10 PM  
I kept waiting for the train.

Painful.
 
2012-10-08 12:29:25 PM  

Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.




Yup, me too.
 
2012-10-08 12:39:31 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.



Yup, me too.


And me, actually. Between Dubya's Decade-Long Debacle and the Holy Crusade Against The Marxist Muslim Mulatto, Republicans have gone so far off the deep end that to even sympathize with them is anathema to me.
 
2012-10-08 12:54:53 PM  

calm like a bomb: Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]


Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.


My understanding is that is exactly the correct analogy.
 
2012-10-08 12:59:40 PM  
The multicolored comic sans doesn't surprise me in the least
 
2012-10-08 01:13:36 PM  

andrewagill:
5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.


Are you saying... the YT guy is 10lbsofcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze? Holy crap, I'm going to have to reevaluate 10lbs completely now.
 
2012-10-08 01:15:19 PM  
Amazing fake piano playing.
 
2012-10-08 01:15:47 PM  

Cosmk: I knew I recognized that guy...

William Tapley
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse


What I want to know is, who are eagles #1 and #2?
 
2012-10-08 01:26:26 PM  

cc_rider: That was horrible, but some of his other videos are farking hilarious!

Link


Holy wow. That guy's got dick on the brain.
 
2012-10-08 01:27:03 PM  
When you put things in perspective, you've got to give him props. I mean, for an elderly retarded man with paranoid delusions, his musical ability isn't too bad. Just look at him play that keyboard and sing at the same time! He deserves an extra cookie.
 
2012-10-08 01:30:08 PM  
You never go full R-train...
 
2012-10-08 01:30:22 PM  
Damn, that's some fast track for a tourist railroad.
 
2012-10-08 01:38:00 PM  
All hail the Glorious R!!!

You know, I regularly mock people for voting for an R or a D. But it's always kind of tongue-n-cheek.
I didn't really think there were people who were that stupid.

Wow, just wow.

Hypnozombie
 
2012-10-08 01:42:32 PM  

Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.


It's funny because San Francisco State had the opposite effect on me. Walked in straight out of high school as Left as Left could be, walked out moderate-left because I saw the insanity and "ideals before practicality" of the Far-Left.

/oh and the "saying something is enough action" mentality as well
 
2012-10-08 01:42:45 PM  
OMG, I better find a way to get my absentee ballot back that I just mailed out!
 
2012-10-08 02:07:40 PM  
Isn't that the same douchebag who claimed to be able to document phallic symbols/structures at Denver Airport? I'm pretty sure The Daily Show did a segment on him.
 
2012-10-08 02:15:26 PM  
Don't you realize Obama is the leopard king? He's going to anger the King of North and cause the rapture!!!

Quick! Tax cuts for all!

Hilarious Batshiat Insanity
 
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