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2012-10-08 07:48:33 AM  
Holy shiatballs, I figured that had to be satire but the guy has other videos that are just overflowing with crazy.

Check out his "Satanic Flag for Obama Campaign" for some real laughs.
 
2012-10-08 07:56:36 AM  
Game changer.
 
2012-10-08 08:20:03 AM  
Well, he's definitely 'R'-worded
 
2012-10-08 08:22:38 AM  
Umm, yeah.
 
2012-10-08 08:25:15 AM  
Judging from these comments it's probably best that YouTube is blocked for me at work?
 
2012-10-08 08:25:34 AM  
This the "doom and gloom song" guy?
 
2012-10-08 08:27:08 AM  
O

M

G

That's all but convinced me! Come November I'm voting!

For Obama because those Republicans are farking insane!!
 
2012-10-08 08:27:40 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Well, he's definitely 'R'-worded


I'm, suspecting that since it's a singer, the "R" word rhymes with "bard"
 
hej
2012-10-08 08:28:16 AM  
Seems like shooting this video right next to the train tracks like that would be kinda dangerous.
 
2012-10-08 08:28:35 AM  
This is what Republicans...believe?
 
2012-10-08 08:29:41 AM  
Yeesh. He's like Wil.I.Amn't
 
2012-10-08 08:30:35 AM  
This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.
 
2012-10-08 08:30:44 AM  
And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.
 
2012-10-08 08:33:42 AM  
 
2012-10-08 08:34:00 AM  
I think he even used a zero in his song lyrics at the beginning of Obama.
 
2012-10-08 08:34:00 AM  
Oh, and the first* Gay president?

imageshack.us

Republican.

*ish
 
2012-10-08 08:34:15 AM  
That's the best thing I've seen in days. It has warmed the cockles of my soul.
 
2012-10-08 08:34:35 AM  
I couldn't find whatever the terrible campaign song Hillmonster made in '08 before I gave up (something Macarena-like? No don't tell me, I don't want to remember) , but here's that Clinton ad where they parody the last episode of Sopranos.
/I remember when it seemed relevant
 
2012-10-08 08:34:51 AM  
I'll wait for the dubstep remix.
 
2012-10-08 08:35:04 AM  

Cuchulane: The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.


Same here, I went from voting for Bush, then Bush, campaigning for RON PAUL, to voting for Obama and a mixed ticket. About to vote straight D ticket next month.
 
2012-10-08 08:35:12 AM  
Needs more recorder.
 
2012-10-08 08:35:38 AM  
I've never seen someone lip sync a piano before (VERY evident at the end).
 
2012-10-08 08:35:47 AM  
http://scifun.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/wtf-am-i-watching.png?w=545
 
2012-10-08 08:36:16 AM  

Cuchulane: The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.


Me, too! And to become the libbiest lib that ever lived, I didn't even have to change my positions on any issues! Just...had to...not...be batshiat crazy.

/THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN!1!1!
 
2012-10-08 08:36:41 AM  
That veered off in a pretty unexpected direction.
 
2012-10-08 08:37:58 AM  

calm like a bomb: That veered off in a pretty unexpected direction.


I'd rather not consider why.
 
2012-10-08 08:38:14 AM  
couchfiresports.com
 
2012-10-08 08:39:29 AM  
Well thanks to this guy, I'm now aware that the antichrist is not my friend. Who knew?
 
2012-10-08 08:41:10 AM  
Whatever happened to the whole "Better Dead than Red" thing?
 
2012-10-08 08:41:50 AM  

Cosmk: I knew I recognized that guy...


Oh god, the phallus guy, christ! I had forgotten.

So here's Colbert doing a story about Anderson Cooper doing a story about the guy in TFA weee! 

/link probably not valid in Canada
 
2012-10-08 08:42:34 AM  

Kyro: [couchfiresports.com image 552x360]


OMG

The Stupid...it burns
 
2012-10-08 08:44:30 AM  

calm like a bomb: That veered off in a pretty unexpected direction.


Yeah...I got some odd looks after the LAUGHTEROL from that last verse.
 
2012-10-08 08:46:03 AM  
I saw a video of his called "Petrus Romanus" Good Pope or Evil.

Is this guy a Chick Tract come to life?
 
2012-10-08 08:46:17 AM  

hej: Seems like shooting this video right next to the train tracks like that would be kinda dangerous.


Don't be foolish. With some tricky camera angles, he can make it look like he's a lot closer to those tracks than he really is.
 
2012-10-08 08:46:23 AM  
Isn't the "R-Train" slang for abusing Ritalin?
 
2012-10-08 08:46:57 AM  

Big Dave: I couldn't find whatever the terrible campaign song Hillmonster made in '08 before I gave up (something Macarena-like? No don't tell me, I don't want to remember)


Hillary 4 u and me?

Reminds me of the Microsoft Store dance
 
2012-10-08 08:48:10 AM  
O_o
 
2012-10-08 08:49:15 AM  

MindStalker: Cuchulane: The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.

Same here, I went from voting for Bush, then Bush, campaigning for RON PAUL, to voting for Obama and a mixed ticket. About to vote straight D ticket next month.


This. Well, I'll never vote a straight party line ticket, at my local level the Republican candidates are marginally better than Dem. But...yeah....changed my registration to D last year. I've all but written them off on the national level.
 
2012-10-08 08:49:24 AM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: I saw a video of his called "Petrus Romanus" Good Pope or Evil.

Is this guy a Chick Tract come to life?


Yup

/scaryaintit?
 
2012-10-08 08:49:47 AM  
um

...
 
2012-10-08 08:49:49 AM  
I was imagining the train derailing and killing him in the most horrific fashion. I wasn't expecting the singing to be worse than the lyrics (which were surprisingly bland for an Obama hater).

Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly


Also, this
 
2012-10-08 08:51:09 AM  

Teufelaffe: hej: Seems like shooting this video right next to the train tracks like that would be kinda dangerous.

Don't be foolish. With some tricky camera angles, he can make it look like he's a lot closer to those tracks than he really is.


Uh, green screen?

/sarcasm detector might be mis-calibrated since it's monday
 
2012-10-08 08:51:59 AM  

Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly


Silly, indeed.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-08 08:52:05 AM  
www.martinasdogs.com
 
2012-10-08 08:52:53 AM  

Baryogenesis: Teufelaffe: hej: Seems like shooting this video right next to the train tracks like that would be kinda dangerous.

Don't be foolish. With some tricky camera angles, he can make it look like he's a lot closer to those tracks than he really is.

Uh, green screen?

/sarcasm detector might be mis-calibrated since it's monday


Overloaded due to crosstalk from idiot detector.

/not from any of you Farkers, but that video...man. :/
 
2012-10-08 08:54:28 AM  
Well, that exists.
 
2012-10-08 08:56:07 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

/"Blue states are liberal."
//Thankyou, Ric Romero.
 
2012-10-08 08:57:13 AM  
The entire Republican party reminds me of a useless piece of kitsch that one would find sitting on the shelf of a Cracker Barrel restaurant. There isn't the slightest hint of sophistication anywhere in that party of gibbering yokels.
 
2012-10-08 08:57:18 AM  
If I wasn't at work, I'd turn the last few seconds of that shot into a "Vote Potato" pic.
 
2012-10-08 09:01:09 AM  
So vote Rapepublican!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:23 AM  
Robitussin® Train.
 
2012-10-08 09:02:17 AM  

calm like a bomb: unex


Yeah.

So for those of you who didn't make it to the end, there's a verse in which he suggests that after the election, Obama will drop all pretense of being straight, kick Michelle out, and shack up with a man.
 
2012-10-08 09:04:56 AM  
if by some miracle Rmoney won, this would be the future of america.
 
2012-10-08 09:06:34 AM  

Vodka Zombie: The entire Republican party reminds me of a useless piece of kitsch that one would find sitting on the shelf of a Cracker Barrel restaurant. There isn't the slightest hint of sophistication anywhere in that party of gibbering yokels.


Except that every bit of that kitsch on the walls was quite useful in a time gone by. I'm not convinced that idiots like this were ever useful.
 
2012-10-08 09:06:35 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Big Dave: I couldn't find whatever the terrible campaign song Hillmonster made in '08 before I gave up (something Macarena-like? No don't tell me, I don't want to remember)

Hillary 4 u and me?

Reminds me of the Microsoft Store dance



in the long run, Linux and Open Source is going to crash that party.
 
2012-10-08 09:07:11 AM  
Overcompensate much? The rainbow of letters spelling Republican at the end is a dead giveaway.
 
2012-10-08 09:07:13 AM  

NateGrey: This is what Republicans...believe?



yep.
 
2012-10-08 09:09:33 AM  

Linux_Yes: if by some miracle Rmoney won, this would be the future of america.


Of course Romney will win. It's God's will that the Republicans rule America. Unless he doesn't. Then they're being tested, and just have to try harder next time.

/Don't retreat, reload!
 
2012-10-08 09:12:23 AM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard! That was awesome......

..I'm going to go puke now
 
2012-10-08 09:12:46 AM  
This the best one ... If You Use Condoms You Will Not Be Raptured. Here, he refers to himself as the "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" and pretty much goes sneaker-wearing-the-aliens-are-coming-crazy. 

It's worth watching in a bizarre, wow this guy is a farking nut way.
 
2012-10-08 09:13:07 AM  
Wow I've been looking to start another blues band, and that guy with his keyboard and singing skills is exactly the guy I don't want
 
2012-10-08 09:13:37 AM  
It tickles me that these supposedly fine, upstanding, moral Christians are such blatant liars.

If I remember right, that one was sort of a biggie to their sky god.
 
2012-10-08 09:14:04 AM  
farm5.staticflickr.com

I liked his older stuff better.
 
2012-10-08 09:14:44 AM  
Ridin' the R-tard train.
 
2012-10-08 09:15:25 AM  
All Aboard
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 09:16:22 AM  
This guy's like Wesley Willis, only crazy and with less talent.
 
2012-10-08 09:16:40 AM  
By far my favorite internet celebrity.
 
2012-10-08 09:19:38 AM  
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-10-08 09:19:52 AM  
i273.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:21:51 AM  
Recent photo of where this artist long ago learned to ply his trade:

www.labelscar.com 

Shame really.
 
2012-10-08 09:22:16 AM  
Outstanding!

On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.
 
2012-10-08 09:23:21 AM  

IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.


He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.
 
2012-10-08 09:25:28 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?



Republican.

*ish


And Nixon...don't forget Nixon
 
2012-10-08 09:25:28 AM  
Wow, like, wow. That's almost as good as the Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin

Link
 
2012-10-08 09:25:46 AM  
welp, im convinced.
 
2012-10-08 09:26:44 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.


Well, there are these people out there who are, in a word, stupid. They enjoy being very, very angry at nothing in particular. They also like to believe the absolute worst of anybody who isn't in their club. Those of us not in the club refer to them as "republicans".

/had no idea it was a thing, either
 
2012-10-08 09:28:06 AM  

calm like a bomb: Doctor Funkenstein: On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.

Well, there are these people out there who are, in a word, stupid. They enjoy being very, very angry at nothing in particular. They also like to believe the absolute worst of anybody who isn't in their club. Those of us not in the club refer to them as "republicans".

/had no idea it was a thing, either


I've heard it mentioned here and there too. I'd love the backstory...
 
2012-10-08 09:30:30 AM  
my god.....
 
2012-10-08 09:31:47 AM  

Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.


I think it has something to do with this.... 

www.boiseweekly.com
 
2012-10-08 09:31:48 AM  

urbangirl: calm like a bomb: Doctor Funkenstein: On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.

Well, there are these people out there who are, in a word, stupid. They enjoy being very, very angry at nothing in particular. They also like to believe the absolute worst of anybody who isn't in their club. Those of us not in the club refer to them as "republicans".

/had no idea it was a thing, either

I've heard it mentioned here and there too. I'd love the backstory...


He seemed to think that Newsweek was the reason he thought so in his song.

Google search turned up...


Link
 
2012-10-08 09:32:54 AM  

urbangirl: calm like a bomb: Doctor Funkenstein: On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.

Well, there are these people out there who are, in a word, stupid. They enjoy being very, very angry at nothing in particular. They also like to believe the absolute worst of anybody who isn't in their club. Those of us not in the club refer to them as "republicans".

/had no idea it was a thing, either

I've heard it mentioned here and there too. I'd love the backstory...


After Obama publicly spoke in favor of same-sex marriage, Newsweek ran this cover:
www.theblaze.com
The cover and connected article were, of course, not intended to be taken literally. Of course, the world is chock-full of stupid people, so they took one look at the cover, pissed themselves in fear, and emailed all their friends about the shocking new revelation about the Muslim-in-Chief.
 
2012-10-08 09:34:40 AM  
I feel bad for him.

I really do. I hope I never become this blind to the world around me in my old age. I try to keep an open mind, I often ask myself am doing X because its the right thing, or because it is the popular thing.

Sigh. Poor old man has drank the GoP Kool aid, loved it and asked for another glass.
 
2012-10-08 09:37:48 AM  
Can we now have a serious national discussion about neutering people with a consanguinity index within 10% of West Virginia's average C.I.?
 
2012-10-08 09:37:55 AM  

Teufelaffe: urbangirl: calm like a bomb: Doctor Funkenstein: On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.

Well, there are these people out there who are, in a word, stupid. They enjoy being very, very angry at nothing in particular. They also like to believe the absolute worst of anybody who isn't in their club. Those of us not in the club refer to them as "republicans".

/had no idea it was a thing, either

I've heard it mentioned here and there too. I'd love the backstory...

After Obama publicly spoke in favor of same-sex marriage, Newsweek ran this cover:

The cover and connected article were, of course, not intended to be taken literally. Of course, the world is chock-full of stupid people, so they took one look at the cover, pissed themselves in fear, and emailed all their friends about the shocking new revelation about the Muslim-in-Chief.


They probably believe Obama has a time machine too.
 
2012-10-08 09:40:04 AM  

NeverDrunk23: They probably believe Obama has a time machine too.


Makes me wish that Newsweek had run a cover with Obama as "The First Robot President" just so we could see what kind of pure insanity the Retardican party's base could come up with.
 
2012-10-08 09:42:09 AM  
"We'll travel to a bright new future / and never look back..."

malialitman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 09:43:35 AM  
Saw this on the side with Other Vids related to this one, and just went LOLWHUT?

He doesn't even say on what basis he makes these predictions

Also no indication of the time period and also clearly forgets that there are countries to the north and south that would DEFINITELY try and take a chunk out of the US while chaos ensues.

/Succeeds? lol
 
2012-10-08 09:52:20 AM  

Teufelaffe: The cover and connected article were, of course, not intended to be taken literally. Of course, the world is chock-full of stupid people, so they took one look at the cover, pissed themselves in fear, and emailed all their friends about the shocking new revelation about the Muslim-in-Chief.


Well, that was more of a confirmation. It really started with some earlier derp that the only people that care about gay rights must be gay. Ergo anyone for gay marriage must be secretly gay.
 
2012-10-08 09:53:57 AM  

NobleHam: I think he even used a zero in his song lyrics at the beginning of Obama.


0-bama, 0-bama, 0-bama will be sighing
0-bama will be sighin' when you vote for Romney/Ryan
 
2012-10-08 09:56:09 AM  
I'm in class so I had to watch with the sound off. HOLY. SHIAT. That is some real crazy right there. I can't wait to hear the lyrics!
 
2012-10-08 09:57:35 AM  
Is the R train short and yellow?
 
2012-10-08 09:58:14 AM  

Vodka Zombie: The entire Republican party reminds me of a useless piece of kitsch that one would find sitting on the shelf of a Cracker Barrel restaurant. There isn't the slightest hint of sophistication anywhere in that party of gibbering yokels.


wow did you hit a key slang insult word that another Farker was nice enough to explain to me in the past: cracker. stupid old closed minded red neck white men hanging around the cracker barrel at the general store in bumpkin country, spewing old time ignorance, hate and bigotry known as cracker barrel philosophy.

-- i've never wanted to beat on an old grandpa before but that buttwipe in the YT is an exception.
 
2012-10-08 09:59:07 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Outstanding!

On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.


Old one that comes up from time to time. See, Gay People are bad and Obama is bad, so naturally he must be gay. Usually tied into some other conspiracy theories that he murdered his former gay lovers, or that his gay lover was also his crack dealer, etc.
 
2012-10-08 10:01:49 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]



Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:46 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Doctor Funkenstein: Outstanding!

On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.

Old one that comes up from time to time. See, Gay People are bad and Obama is bad, so naturally he must be gay. Usually tied into some other conspiracy theories that he murdered his former gay lovers, or that his gay lover was also his crack dealer, etc.


Oh my gosh that's horrible. Does Michelle know?
 
2012-10-08 10:04:32 AM  
The R train.
englishrussia.com
 
2012-10-08 10:05:16 AM  
Can we build those FEMA death camps now?
 
2012-10-08 10:06:12 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Overcompensate much? The rainbow of letters spelling Republican at the end is a dead giveaway.


I've given up believing anything republicans say. They live in opposite world. If they accuse you of lying it means they are lying.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:52 AM  
we'll travel to a bright new future, and never look back

Since when are t-derpers about being progressive?
 
2012-10-08 10:09:35 AM  
This guy is a goldmine of funny. Made my Monday
 
2012-10-08 10:11:09 AM  
"Dark tunnel"

We get it he's black

And gay.

Black gay father of two kids with a wife of many years. And Muslim. And Kenyan.

He's the first adjectival president.
 
2012-10-08 10:12:14 AM  
 
2012-10-08 10:14:27 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Outstanding!

On a side note, can somebody explain the gay Fartbama conspiracy? This one makes no sense to me at all. Well, none of them really do but there are too many to keep up with and this one slipped by me.


Obama and Ambassador Stevens used to hook up in the gay bathhouse scene in Chicago back when Obama was a low-level state politician. That is why Obama had him killed in Libya. He was threatening to come out and expose Obama right before the election unless Obama wrote an executive order legalizing gay marraige. This is fact, libtards. Book it, done. Romney wins.
 
2012-10-08 10:21:56 AM  
hmmm, a heaping helping of poeslaw:

www.simplyrecipes.com

i hope
 
2012-10-08 10:25:12 AM  
After watching that, I wouldn't vote R even if he was running against Snooki.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:44 AM  
He's no Mark Russell.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:49 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish


Actually, this guy had Lincoln beat by a few years:

i266.photobucket.com

And just for the record, Buchanan was accused of being gay by his contemporaries. Just 4 years later, Lincoln's opponents didn't make similar accusations. If Lincoln were gay, you'd expect them to at least try.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:51 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: For Obama because those Republicans are farking insane!!


Better be sure to vote, the majority of the media websites, CNN, CBS, etc etc, have about given the election to Romney because of his oh so masterful debate victory.
 
2012-10-08 10:29:20 AM  
Old dude signing about giving oral...I need to go scrub my brain out now. Thanks.
 
2012-10-08 10:34:59 AM  

calm like a bomb: Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]


Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.


Actually, I know a few far-right derpers, and I have to say that the "Obama is Gay" thing started way before he came out in favor of gay marriage. They basically say he's gay because it's not quite as frowned upon as saying he's black. To them, it's just another slur in their endless arsenal of non-talking talking points.
 
2012-10-08 10:37:06 AM  

andrewagill: Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish

Actually, this guy had Lincoln beat by a few years:

[i266.photobucket.com image 551x599]

And just for the record, Buchanan was accused of being gay by his contemporaries. Just 4 years later, Lincoln's opponents didn't make similar accusations. If Lincoln were gay, you'd expect them to at least try.


I always thought that was because Lincoln had at least married to cover himself. Buchanan lived openly with King.
 
2012-10-08 10:37:58 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: calm like a bomb: Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]


Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.

Actually, I know a few far-right derpers, and I have to say that the "Obama is Gay" thing started way before he came out in favor of gay marriage. They basically say he's gay because it's not quite as frowned upon as saying he's black. To them, it's just another slur in their endless arsenal of non-talking talking points.


Oh and let's not forget he was sitting "too close" to his college roommate in a picture.
 
2012-10-08 10:39:32 AM  

Devolving_Spud: He's no Mark Russell.


i228.photobucket.com


Came here to say that. Got distracted by gay presidents.

On a related note, am I the only one who likes Mark Russell but hates the Capitol Steps? Russell always had his own take, but the Capitol Steps seem to regurgitate talking points.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:06 AM  

IrateShadow: It really started with some earlier derp that the only people that care about gay rights must be gay. Ergo anyone for gay marriage must be secretly gay.


I figure a lot of the closeted-religious types think EVERY man is secretly gay.

It makes sense; if you can't talk about your feelings without exposing yourself as some evil sinner, you might think that every man secretly feels like you do, therefore, there are no truly straight men - being gay must never be seen as "acceptable" lest society collapse as women go unloved.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:20 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish


cmon now.......
 
2012-10-08 10:44:45 AM  
The scary thing is that there are people out there who will think this is awesome and clever. The insanely scary thing is that they vote.
 
2012-10-08 10:57:30 AM  
No YouTube here at work. Can someone add a quick summary? Sounds amusing
 
2012-10-08 11:00:16 AM  

monoski: No YouTube here at work. Can someone add a quick summary? Sounds amusing


Man writes generic "make your own music video" about how Romney good, Obama bad, which derails into a screed about how Obama is gay, and we know this because Clinton got a BJ in the oval office
 
2012-10-08 11:05:31 AM  
That was legitimate ear rape.
 
2012-10-08 11:07:58 AM  
Satire?
/Please be Satire
//Please please... I need to have faith in humanity...
 
2012-10-08 11:10:30 AM  

raanne: Satire?
/Please be Satire
//Please please... I need to have faith in humanity...


If it's satire, the guy has descended in to Kaufmanesque levels of not breaking character, judging from his other YouTube videos.
 
2012-10-08 11:10:54 AM  
Hit the mute button and my erection doubled in size. This guy is magic.
 
2012-10-08 11:17:21 AM  
 
2012-10-08 11:24:50 AM  
I could've sworn that subby steered me to an Onion video...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-08 11:25:18 AM  
since I can't get imageshack to work, this image works too (just ignore the caption)..

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-08 11:44:18 AM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2012-10-08 11:45:47 AM  

monoski: No YouTube here at work. Can someone add a quick summary? Sounds amusing


1.) Guy takes a video of a train tracks.
2.) Green screens himself in front of it with a Yamaha keyboard with the . Pasty. White. Old.
3.) Makes up a lame song about the R-Train (Romney/Ryan/Republicans).
4.) Lyrics accuse Obama and Clinton of having gay lovers. I believe this is the only issue that he identifies with Obama.
5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.
 
2012-10-08 11:51:52 AM  
No facts, lots of booga booga. Are we sure this guy isn't the Romney-Ryan campaign manager?
 
2012-10-08 11:52:37 AM  
An old white guy afraid of change? No shiat. I'm shocked. All he needs is to be riding an elephant to complete the holy trio.
 
2012-10-08 11:55:50 AM  

andrewagill: 5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.


I missed that the first time and had to go back and watch it again to see if it was really there. You also missed the possible dog whistle where he mentions Obama's being a dark tunnel.
 
2012-10-08 11:56:05 AM  
That was horrible, but some of his other videos are farking hilarious!

Link
 
2012-10-08 12:00:33 PM  

thejourneyto30: An old white guy afraid of change? No shiat. I'm shocked. All he needs is to be riding an elephant to complete the holy trio.


no need for the racialistiaticism
 
2012-10-08 12:06:38 PM  

andrewagill: Green screens himself in front of it with a Yamaha keyboard with the .


Great I accidentally the whole thing.

It's those preprogrammed backup melody things. That's what the keyboard is with.
 
2012-10-08 12:24:10 PM  
I kept waiting for the train.

Painful.
 
2012-10-08 12:29:25 PM  

Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.




Yup, me too.
 
2012-10-08 12:39:31 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.



Yup, me too.


And me, actually. Between Dubya's Decade-Long Debacle and the Holy Crusade Against The Marxist Muslim Mulatto, Republicans have gone so far off the deep end that to even sympathize with them is anathema to me.
 
2012-10-08 12:54:53 PM  

calm like a bomb: Bigdogdaddy: Girl From The North Country: IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.

He's gay now? I missed that one and I am not watching the linked derp.

I think it has something to do with this.... 

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x333]


Missed that one. I guess he's the first gay president the same way Clinton was the first black president.


My understanding is that is exactly the correct analogy.
 
2012-10-08 12:59:40 PM  
The multicolored comic sans doesn't surprise me in the least
 
2012-10-08 01:13:36 PM  

andrewagill:
5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.


Are you saying... the YT guy is 10lbsofcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze? Holy crap, I'm going to have to reevaluate 10lbs completely now.
 
2012-10-08 01:15:19 PM  
Amazing fake piano playing.
 
2012-10-08 01:15:47 PM  

Cosmk: I knew I recognized that guy...

William Tapley
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse


What I want to know is, who are eagles #1 and #2?
 
2012-10-08 01:26:26 PM  

cc_rider: That was horrible, but some of his other videos are farking hilarious!

Link


Holy wow. That guy's got dick on the brain.
 
2012-10-08 01:27:03 PM  
When you put things in perspective, you've got to give him props. I mean, for an elderly retarded man with paranoid delusions, his musical ability isn't too bad. Just look at him play that keyboard and sing at the same time! He deserves an extra cookie.
 
2012-10-08 01:30:08 PM  
You never go full R-train...
 
2012-10-08 01:30:22 PM  
Damn, that's some fast track for a tourist railroad.
 
2012-10-08 01:38:00 PM  
All hail the Glorious R!!!

You know, I regularly mock people for voting for an R or a D. But it's always kind of tongue-n-cheek.
I didn't really think there were people who were that stupid.

Wow, just wow.

Hypnozombie
 
2012-10-08 01:42:32 PM  

Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.


It's funny because San Francisco State had the opposite effect on me. Walked in straight out of high school as Left as Left could be, walked out moderate-left because I saw the insanity and "ideals before practicality" of the Far-Left.

/oh and the "saying something is enough action" mentality as well
 
2012-10-08 01:42:45 PM  
OMG, I better find a way to get my absentee ballot back that I just mailed out!
 
2012-10-08 02:07:40 PM  
Isn't that the same douchebag who claimed to be able to document phallic symbols/structures at Denver Airport? I'm pretty sure The Daily Show did a segment on him.
 
2012-10-08 02:15:26 PM  
Don't you realize Obama is the leopard king? He's going to anger the King of North and cause the rapture!!!

Quick! Tax cuts for all!

Hilarious Batshiat Insanity
 
2012-10-08 02:52:36 PM  

Empty Matchbook: Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.

It's funny because San Francisco State had the opposite effect on me. Walked in straight out of high school as Left as Left could be, walked out moderate-left because I saw the insanity and "ideals before practicality" of the Far-Left.

/oh and the "saying something is enough action" mentality as well


I have the same reaction when I go to Northampton, MA or sometimes in Cambridge. I'll start worrying about the far left wackos more when I see them winning congressional seats and threatening to bring down the government, though.
 
2012-10-08 02:59:29 PM  

nickelni: andrewagill:
5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.

Are you saying... the YT guy is 10lbsofcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze? Holy crap, I'm going to have to reevaluate 10lbs completely now.


i158.photobucket.com

I report, you decide.
 
2012-10-08 03:01:45 PM  

andrewagill: nickelni: andrewagill:
5.) Adds subtitles featuring, I shiat you not, 0bama.

Are you saying... the YT guy is 10lbsofcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze? Holy crap, I'm going to have to reevaluate 10lbs completely now.

[i158.photobucket.com image 639x362]

I report, you decide.


What is "penis"? Republican derp for $1000 Alex
 
2012-10-08 03:05:53 PM  

Cuchulane: Empty Matchbook: Cuchulane: And that right there sums up the modern GOP.
Old
White
Scared
Silly

It sometimes makes me ashamed to be a somewhat older white guy. The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.

It's funny because San Francisco State had the opposite effect on me. Walked in straight out of high school as Left as Left could be, walked out moderate-left because I saw the insanity and "ideals before practicality" of the Far-Left.

/oh and the "saying something is enough action" mentality as well

I have the same reaction when I go to Northampton, MA or sometimes in Cambridge. I'll start worrying about the far left wackos more when I see them winning congressional seats and threatening to bring down the government, though.


Trust me, I feel the same way, it was just interesting how going to these alleged "liberal indoctrination pits" can have the opposite effect.
 
2012-10-08 03:28:10 PM  
Nutty, sure, but I've gotta give the guy just for making this at all. He does seem a little focused on teh ghey, which is a little, well.. anyway, gotta give him credit for doing it.
 
2012-10-08 03:30:19 PM  

IrateShadow: This gay obama meme is getting ridiculous.


First I've heard of it. Remarkably, it seems to actually make him seem more boring, somehow. Gay Biden might be more interesting.
 
2012-10-08 03:31:54 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Nutty, sure, but I've gotta give the guy just for making this at all. He does seem a little focused on teh ghey, which is a little, well.. anyway, gotta give him credit for doing it.


He's only focused on teh ghey because he desperately, and completely, dreams of the broomstick up the butt. Every. Waking. Minute.

Well, that and the Fatima prophecies. Seriously, this guy is a few fries short of a happy meal.
 
2012-10-08 03:52:47 PM  
Shoulda been "Mark, Rick, or Steve" rather than "George, Ed, or Steve."

(See Quotes section of IMDB's "Steel Magnolias" page.)
 
2012-10-08 03:54:24 PM  
This guy can go "Suck a Cariboo's Ass" (NSFW language)
 
2012-10-08 04:03:04 PM  
I won't vote this year, b/c it doesn't matter anyway. Jesus is coming back soon to defeat all the kings of earth, ( the are all deceivers) what we need to do is ... pray and get ready for our Lord
 
2012-10-08 04:35:28 PM  
He really puts the nut in wingnut.
 
2012-10-08 04:44:26 PM  
WHOA ... hold the phone here. Obama's gay?????
 
2012-10-08 05:01:28 PM  

hutchkc: WHOA ... hold the phone here. Obama's gay?????


Secret gay boyfriend in college he had killed by forcefeeding him poisoned argula.
 
2012-10-08 05:09:40 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Nutty, sure, but I've gotta give the guy just for making this at all. He does seem a little focused on teh ghey, which is a little, well.. anyway, gotta give him credit for doing it.


And I suppose you want to give him credit for all of the lead paint chips he ate as a child?
 
2012-10-08 05:11:00 PM  
God that was horrible. Among all of the other train-wreck-y parts of that video and song, I couldn't, fot the life of me, figure out why the guy would even bother to put the keyboard in the video with him if he couldn't even fake playing it. What's the point? It looks even worse.

Seriously though, I think Obama should just repackage this and make it his final campaign ad.
 
2012-10-08 05:13:09 PM  

WizardofToast: hutchkc: WHOA ... hold the phone here. Obama's gay?????

Secret gay boyfriend in college he had killed by forcefeeding him poisoned argula.


Oh college. Well that doesn't count as we've all done that. :)
 
2012-10-08 05:24:35 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 05:43:26 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Cosmk: I knew I recognized that guy...

William Tapley
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse

What I want to know is, who are eagles #1 and #2?


John Ashcroft is both.
 
2012-10-08 05:53:31 PM  
I think that guy is my dad
 
2012-10-08 06:03:26 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I think that guy is my dad


Your family sucks, kthxbai
 
2012-10-08 06:39:25 PM  

NateGrey: This is what Republicans...believe?


This is what Nut jobs believe. Do we need to post some Demonut vids here? Like "I WANT ME SOME OBAMA MONEYYYYYY"

There are batshiat insane people on both parties.

/Vote for Brewster
 
2012-10-08 06:57:14 PM  
Medicine cabinet full of 100MG CAPs of DERP!!!
 
2012-10-08 06:58:13 PM  

andrewagill: Skleenar: Oh, and the first* Gay president?

[imageshack.us image 300x300]

Republican.

*ish

Actually, this guy had Lincoln beat by a few years:

[i266.photobucket.com image 551x599]

And just for the record, Buchanan was accused of being gay by his contemporaries. Just 4 years later, Lincoln's opponents didn't make similar accusations. If Lincoln were gay, you'd expect them to at least try.


Lincoln enjoyed what we'd today call 'bromance,' which was actually almost universal for American men, right up to about a century ago, before stupid 'macho' concepts of what 'real men' are like seeped into our culture. We only notice it for him because we're so much more interested in all the details of his life, even the ones that aren't relevant. He was almost certainly not gay. I'm not ready to suggest that Buchannan was, either. The facts as such, what remain, are at best ambiguous, especially from the removed perspective of our much later time.
 
2012-10-08 07:00:12 PM  
I'm scared. Somebody hold me.
 
2012-10-08 07:01:25 PM  

andrewagill: Devolving_Spud: He's no Mark Russell.

[i228.photobucket.com image 176x231]

Came here to say that. Got distracted by gay presidents.

On a related note, am I the only one who likes Mark Russell but hates the Capitol Steps? Russell always had his own take, but the Capitol Steps seem to regurgitate talking points.


I like them boht, but differently. Russell is on point most of the time, and quite witty. The Steps are a mixed bag, sometimes corny or unfunny, but they have their moments. I loved "Tsleep Tsoundly With Tsonginex."
 
2012-10-08 07:06:29 PM  

mahuika: calm like a bomb: unex

Yeah.

So for those of you who didn't make it to the end, there's a verse in which he suggests that after the election, Obama will drop all pretense of being straight, kick Michelle out, and shack up with a man.


I replayed it, hoping that the train would derail. 

/HOLY FARKING SHIAT, BATMAN! HE REALLY MEANS IT!
 
2012-10-08 07:07:50 PM  

cc_rider: That was horrible, but some of his other videos are farking hilarious!

Link


He sounds like Crosley Bendix.
 
2012-10-08 07:42:32 PM  
... What?.
 
2012-10-08 08:42:14 PM  

Cuchulane: The one thing i can say for the Tea Party is that they have made me more liberal than I've ever been in my life.


They just moved so far to the right that moderate is the new left.
 
2012-10-08 08:43:04 PM  
Too derpy, did not finish. This was my post-derp brain cleanser.
 
2012-10-08 10:16:01 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Lincoln enjoyed what we'd today call 'bromance,' which was actually almost universal for American men, right up to about a century ago, before stupid 'macho' concepts of what 'real men' are like seeped into our culture. We only notice it for him because we're so much more interested in all the details of his life, even the ones that aren't relevant. He was almost certainly not gay. I'm not ready to suggest that Buchannan was, either. The facts as such, what remain, are at best ambiguous, especially from the removed perspective of our much later time.


You know what? That's more than fair. I just sort of get torked off at the people who say that Lincoln was gay but seem to ignore the much greater evidence regarding Buchanan.

I think Buchanan was probably gay, but I don't think I'd put it in the history books just yet.
 
2012-10-08 10:22:53 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I like them boht, but differently. Russell is on point most of the time, and quite witty. The Steps are a mixed bag, sometimes corny or unfunny, but they have their moments. I loved "Tsleep Tsoundly With Tsonginex."


1.) It sounds like I would have liked that one, too.
2.) That would have been from 1992, which was a **long** time ago.
 
2012-10-08 10:29:44 PM  

andrewagill: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Lincoln enjoyed what we'd today call 'bromance,' which was actually almost universal for American men, right up to about a century ago, before stupid 'macho' concepts of what 'real men' are like seeped into our culture. We only notice it for him because we're so much more interested in all the details of his life, even the ones that aren't relevant. He was almost certainly not gay. I'm not ready to suggest that Buchannan was, either. The facts as such, what remain, are at best ambiguous, especially from the removed perspective of our much later time.

You know what? That's more than fair. I just sort of get torked off at the people who say that Lincoln was gay but seem to ignore the much greater evidence regarding Buchanan.

I think Buchanan was probably gay, but I don't think I'd put it in the history books just yet.


I'm totally with you there. If any President was gay, it was definitely Buchannan, certainly before Lincoln.
 
2012-10-08 11:45:26 PM  
Link

I am starting a band called "Let Me Express"
 
2012-10-09 12:08:54 AM  
I was kind of hoping the "R" train would smash him like Obama is going to do Romney this fall.
 
2012-10-09 12:49:12 AM  
Nice! I always wondered what happened to Thunderpipes.
 
x23
2012-10-09 01:31:46 AM  
with all his focus on gays and dicks... i have a feeling gramps here has attended more than a few lemon parties.
 
2012-10-09 01:31:56 AM  
This is by far the best reason you will ever need to be sure and vote. And for FSM's sake, I hope you vote for the right person,especially after watching that.
 
2012-10-09 04:06:17 AM  

buckler: cc_rider: That was horrible, but some of his other videos are farking hilarious!

Link

Holy wow. That guy's got dick on the brain.


Gotta admit though, Harry P Combs parkway, he's got something there!
 
2012-10-09 06:39:50 AM  

x23: with all his focus on gays and dicks... i have a feeling gramps here has attended more than a few lemon parties.


i guess i have to google what a lemon party is. or maybe not. it sounds gay.
 
2012-10-09 10:04:08 AM  

some_beer_drinker: x23: with all his focus on gays and dicks... i have a feeling gramps here has attended more than a few lemon parties.

i guess i have to google what a lemon party is. or maybe not. it sounds gay.


*slow motion running to your keyboard to stop you*
Nooooooooooooooooooooo......
/slow motion
 
2012-10-09 11:13:37 AM  

gsmphoto: This is by far the best reason you will ever need to be sure and vote. And for FSM's sake, I hope you vote for the right person,especially after watching that.


I sure am. I'm voting for Amtrak.
 
2012-10-09 12:35:59 PM  
Foster Brooks changed political parties?!

"Foster Brooks roasts Hubert Humphrey"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbLn7cX-HHg
 
2012-10-09 01:13:39 PM  
Nice to see Foster Brooks is still getting work
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-09 02:47:03 PM  

some_beer_drinker: x23: with all his focus on gays and dicks... i have a feeling gramps here has attended more than a few lemon parties.

i guess i have to google what a lemon party is. or maybe not. it sounds gay.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 06:45:02 PM  
Holy.

Frakking.

Sh*tballs.

Damn toasters, there's only one way to take care of 'em.

file013.bebo.com

persephonemagazine.com
 
2012-10-10 07:27:51 PM  

Teufelaffe: NeverDrunk23: They probably believe Obama has a time machine too.

Makes me wish that Newsweek had run a cover with Obama as "The First Robot President" just so we could see what kind of pure insanity the Retardican party's base could come up with.


The purpose of Newsweek covers I think is to troll people into buying their magazines.

This is the latest one:

cdn.thedailybeast.com
 
2012-10-10 07:33:42 PM  
Here's a few more example of trolly Newsweek covers:

cdn.thedailybeast.com

pixel.nymag.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

i.huffpost.com 

If you get wound up and take a Newsweek cover so seriously, you need to reevaluate your life.
 
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