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(ESPN)   Will Matt Schaub hear the Jets defense coming? Is tonight the night Muppet Tebow takes Manhattan (or at least East Rutherford, New Jersey)? It's the Houston Texans vs. the New York Jets on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2012-10-08 09:49:05 PM  

eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?


A unit of JJ power, equal to one JJ joule per JJ second.
 
2012-10-08 09:49:17 PM  

eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?


*Rambo voice, whispered to Sanchize

Your worst nightmare
 
2012-10-08 09:49:55 PM  

Sunrazor: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

Both?


That's from Rex's Flikr, isn't it?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:00 PM  

Sunrazor: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

Both?


Toe jam?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:02 PM  

dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.


Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:09 PM  
the fark? are the in helmet mirophones not working or what?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:19 PM  

eddievercetti: What the hell is a JJ Watt?


One joule per second, but only while playing football
 
2012-10-08 09:50:30 PM  
And the joy of calling in everything to the QB, when it goes bad you burn a timeout. Steve Young sits quietly and rolls his eyes.
 
2012-10-08 09:50:51 PM  
Derrick Rose is so heroic for rehabbing his knee!
 
2012-10-08 09:51:28 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?

A unit of JJ power, equal to one JJ joule per JJ second.


1/746 of a Tebow Centaur
 
2012-10-08 09:52:38 PM  
Foster with the crucial catch!
 
2012-10-08 09:52:40 PM  
nice toss while being hit
 
2012-10-08 09:52:41 PM  
I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>
 
2012-10-08 09:52:53 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?


Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??
 
2012-10-08 09:53:23 PM  

Captain Steroid: I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>


There's no such thing as a Schaubberry....
 
2012-10-08 09:53:35 PM  

Captain Steroid: I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>


ssssshhhhhh, let the nation keeping thinking flacco ryan and sanchez are better than him
 
2012-10-08 09:53:38 PM  

Captain Steroid: I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>


Shaub the Squab!

/got nutt'n
 
2012-10-08 09:53:44 PM  

MBTAhole: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?

Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??


he was there, I wasn't. So I credit his version.
 
2012-10-08 09:54:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nice!


Surprised no one said that earlier in the thread
 
2012-10-08 09:54:46 PM  
Jets D looks really small
 
2012-10-08 09:55:28 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?

Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??

he was there, I wasn't. So I credit his version.


Yeah... it would have been one thing if it was just a bunch of talking heads saying "Chiefs fans were awful".

When it is a guy who is on your own farking team calling out his own fans, who should be thinking really hard before trying to stir the pot locally, I'll assume he knew how it was being directed.
 
2012-10-08 09:56:07 PM  

MBTAhole: Jets D looks really small


Or do the Texans O look big?
 
2012-10-08 09:56:27 PM  
The best thing the Jets could do offensively now is have Tebow go deep to Cromartie. Timmy's got a dragon, he just can't handle the intermediate stuff (i.e. throws you expect an NFL QB to make).

Let him go deep to a speedster. Might just work.
 
2012-10-08 09:56:33 PM  

MBTAhole: Jets D looks really small


they don't have that Wilfork style NT but they seem big enough otherwise
 
2012-10-08 09:56:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 09:57:49 PM  
JJ WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
 
2012-10-08 09:58:06 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]


I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:09 PM  

dletter: CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?

Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??

he was there, I wasn't. So I credit his version.

Yeah... it would have been one thing if it was just a bunch of talking heads saying "Chiefs fans were awful".

When it is a guy who is on your own farking team calling out his own fans, who should be thinking really hard before trying to stir the pot locally, I'll assume he knew how it was being directed.


And you know what, Fark you "We were cheering for Quinn".... if that is the case, wait for Cassel to get off the field at least.... why was Quinn coming in... because Cassel got KO'ed seriously, not a coaches decision.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:42 PM  

bulldg4life: JJ WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


He has 'ups' apparently.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:48 PM  
Gruden, former coach of Tampa Bay when Warren Sapp was there, is shocked at the production of an inside D lineman?
 
2012-10-08 09:58:57 PM  
Jets should go for it on 3rd down
 
2012-10-08 09:59:05 PM  
Jets D did their job. Too bad they're back on the field in 3 plays.
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Does JJ Watt involve
 
2012-10-08 09:59:15 PM  
First down, Jets. o.o
 
2012-10-08 09:59:32 PM  

nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.


Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball. It's foolproof!
 
2012-10-08 09:59:53 PM  

nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.


Why? Sanchez always finds an empty patch of field to throw to!
 
2012-10-08 09:59:57 PM  
Sanchez fumbles and the Jets gain 8.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:04 PM  
LOL It takes Sanchize getting strip-sacked to get a running play to go for a first down
 
2012-10-08 10:00:10 PM  
Jets...seriosuly. Put in Tebow
 
2012-10-08 10:00:11 PM  
Holy crap. Bad post on my part...

Meant to hit refresh.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:11 PM  
the old lateral to the FB staple of the offense
 
2012-10-08 10:00:15 PM  
oh come farking on; we sack them, they get an 8 yard gain?
 
2012-10-08 10:00:20 PM  
"That's one of the better plays the Jets have had tonight."

Tirico with the slap in the face there.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:22 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball, so no risk of interception. It's foolproof!


Clarified.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:23 PM  
Whatever the Jets are paying that fullback, they ain't paying him enough! O_O
 
2012-10-08 10:00:29 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.

Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball. It's foolproof!


Also, the laws of the Universe do not apply to Pinkie Pie
 
2012-10-08 10:00:30 PM  
So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?

It sure ain't UF vs LSU!

/Go Gators
 
2012-10-08 10:01:27 PM  

Earguy: So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?


Not the asskicking we were expecting and the devil hasn't come yet.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:00 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Tirico with the slap in the face there.


Young was trolling the Jets something fierce before the game.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:01 PM  
That Fb may have bought Sanchez another hour of real time as the Jets starting qb
 
2012-10-08 10:02:14 PM  

Earguy: So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?

It sure ain't UF vs LSU!

/Go Gators


jets have run some trick stuff, but as a houston fan its a bit frustrating this isn't put away already
 
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