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(ESPN)   Will Matt Schaub hear the Jets defense coming? Is tonight the night Muppet Tebow takes Manhattan (or at least East Rutherford, New Jersey)? It's the Houston Texans vs. the New York Jets on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1039
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2012-10-08 08:06:50 PM

eudemonist: El Brujo: Well since it's a football thread today, I could use some advice on my FF team.

Would I be overpaying to trade a guy 2 of these RB's for Wes Welker? This is a PPR league.

Bradshaw, R.Bush, Ridley, Mendenhall, Gore.

Or is it fair for him to expect to get 2 of these RBs to his 1 Welker?

/2:1 was my idea, but now I'm backtracking

Yes, you would. Maaaybe Bush and Gore, but I think that's still too much.

/Welker owner
//Starving for RB's
///would kill for that trade
//NPPR, though


Thanks for your input.
 
2012-10-08 08:07:55 PM
How are the Jets going to establish the run? Their back is the Heartbreak Kid Shonn Greene
 
2012-10-08 08:08:42 PM

robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Cassel, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

***CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...***

Mark Sanchez, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Schaub, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Shouldn't you start calibrating for Tebow now?
You know it's going to happen.....
 
2012-10-08 08:09:19 PM
LOL, bigfoot sighting
 
2012-10-08 08:10:32 PM
Tom Jackson looks like he just walked off the set of Lethal Weapon 8
 
2012-10-08 08:13:54 PM
Logic dictates that the Jets should lose 500-0, which means the Jets will win 10-7. Take the under.
 
2012-10-08 08:14:01 PM
I wish I had NFL network, I can't watch ESPN pre game shows anymore.
 
2012-10-08 08:14:11 PM
Hey, I'll tell you this, as a Pats fan that fears the Texans, go jets. I'd love to see that. I can get passed the rivalry. The jets should get rolled her as well, so go undahdog. Ya might be from New York at least you isn't some redneck from Texas
 
2012-10-08 08:14:32 PM
i881.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 08:15:01 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

MNF 666th game!
 
2012-10-08 08:15:11 PM
If the Texans don't win this by double digits, I need to reconsider everything I think I know about football.

This being the NFL, it will probably be 20-17.
 
2012-10-08 08:15:16 PM
How empty is the stadium?
 
2012-10-08 08:15:43 PM
In fantasy I'm up by 11.4 PTS. I've got Andre Johnson (he of 5 PTS a week) vs Arian Foster. I think I'm screwed.
 
2012-10-08 08:15:59 PM

Raider_dad: I wish I had NFL network, I can't watch ESPN pre game shows anymore.


NFL Net isn't that much better, to be honest. Just a bunch of ex-player chuckles heads who don't have a damn clue how the game is played.
 
2012-10-08 08:16:26 PM
Dear god, Steve Young is trolling genius.
 
2012-10-08 08:17:57 PM
Nooo, that Next Level Matchup poll isn't trolling, not at all... :P
 
2012-10-08 08:18:32 PM
bleachertees.com
 
2012-10-08 08:18:38 PM
Which QB has the best chance to win?

Mark Sanchez: 13%
Tim Tebow: 87%
 
2012-10-08 08:19:33 PM
Holy shiat, is there anyone even at the game?
 
2012-10-08 08:19:41 PM

Raider_dad: I wish I had NFL network, I can't watch ESPN pre game shows anymore.


I'm mostly indifferent to it, right up to C'mon Man! I like that segment for whatever reason.
 
2012-10-08 08:19:58 PM
Trent Dilfer: But have you seen him (Tebow) throw? Ha!

Really. Trent. Dilfer. Some of us remember your Tampa Days, and they were epic fail. You WERE the Tebow before there was a Tebow! You were on the team that won a super bowl with no passing touchdown in like 7 straight games.
 
2012-10-08 08:20:05 PM

MBTAhole: Hey, I'll tell you this, as a Pats fan that fears the Texans, go jets. I'd love to see that. I can get passed the rivalry. The jets should get rolled her as well, so go undahdog. Ya might be from New York at least you isn't some redneck from Texas


I wouldn't mind seeing some vulnerabilities in the Texans but if the Jets played Satan I would cheer for Satan ;)

I normally love to see an underdog succeed but I want this puppy to get the full Michael Vick
 
2012-10-08 08:20:27 PM
i49.photobucket.com

Pregame prayer....
 
2012-10-08 08:20:56 PM

WhyteRaven74: Holy shiat, is there anyone even at the game?


They're all waiting outside the stadium, ready to rush the gates when Tebow takes the field...
 
2012-10-08 08:21:16 PM

WhyteRaven74: Holy shiat, is there anyone even at the game?


You could easily get a decent ticket for around ten bucks right now, I think
 
2012-10-08 08:22:18 PM

FriarReb98: right up to C'mon Man! I like that segment for whatever reason.


It's funny. Also better than expected on ESPN for football, Audibles. Mostly because it's just four football guys, no regular ESPN host, so they avoid the junk questions and stuff.
 
2012-10-08 08:22:21 PM
Americans have spoken and America wants Tim Tebow.

America also wants:
1. More randomly thrown challenge flags.
2. Go for it on 4th and 5 from your own 30.
3. A playbook composed only of Statue of Liberty, Flea Flicker, Hook and Ladder, and reverse plays.
 
2012-10-08 08:22:27 PM
So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center
 
2012-10-08 08:23:27 PM
Jst reached "SOUNDTRACKS" on the DVR
Beautiful!
 
2012-10-08 08:23:36 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center


Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts
 
2012-10-08 08:24:20 PM
Glad the wonderful performance of Kurt Coleman yesterday was brought up. Guy deserves a fine and Brown deserves a shoe contract out of that shiathead move. Didn't realize he's the one who jumped on Pouncey too.
 
2012-10-08 08:24:53 PM

Lost Thought 00: You could easily get a decent ticket for around ten bucks right now, I think


I'm pretty sure if I showed up with an equipment bag and helmet they'd let me on the sidelines...
 
2012-10-08 08:28:03 PM

robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts


Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.
 
2012-10-08 08:28:47 PM
So is Timmysprinkles starting or not?
 
2012-10-08 08:29:19 PM

robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts


because he's the only guy who showed up to see the Jets
 
2012-10-08 08:30:29 PM
Game Picks: Houston by unanimous verdict!

... I call the Jets.
 
2012-10-08 08:30:39 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts

Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.


Week 10: Jets bring back Favre
 
2012-10-08 08:30:43 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts

Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.


Week 10: Team renamed The Los Angelos Tebows of Tebow.
Week 11: Tebow wins one game
Week 12: Confessionals are now placed in bathrooms.
 
2012-10-08 08:31:55 PM
Is Wayne Chrebt out of prison yet? Maybe he could play
 
2012-10-08 08:31:57 PM
Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.
 
2012-10-08 08:32:24 PM

Lost Thought 00: Captain Steroid: robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts

Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.

Week 10: Jets bring back Favre


WTF Indeed: Week 11: Tebow wins one game
Week 12: Confessionals are now placed in bathrooms.


Week 13: Tebow gets his ass kicked and Rex gets axed.
 
2012-10-08 08:32:51 PM

skepticalrube: Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.


dude, they have Tebow vs a team with horns on their helmet
 
2012-10-08 08:33:11 PM
Here we go!

I'm hoping for the most ass-whuppin', lop-sided, curb-stompin' THRASHING by Houston. I want to see Sanchez BROKEN (not hard), and I wanna see Timmaysprinkles crying in a quivering puddle of wussy on the 50 yard line.

BRING IT.
 
2012-10-08 08:33:20 PM
Week 14: Tebow is seen nailing Mark Sanchez
 
2012-10-08 08:33:23 PM
Predictions:

Dirty Sanchez pulled late in 2nd QTR after having a Jake performance
Tebow gets t-boned and is out for the season (early 4th Qtr)
Rex Ryan head assplodes mid 3rd
Houston plays their 2nd and 3rd stringgers starting in the 3rd
Final score: Texans 58 - JTES 14 (Jets get a freaky safety + FGs)

I'll be in bed by half. Starting a new job tomorrow.
 
2012-10-08 08:33:37 PM

Bunny Deville: Timmysprinkles. Timmysprinkles. TI!MYSPRINKLES. DO IT FOR THE LULZ.

And a big thanks for Harv for depressing me even more. Five games and everyone has given up for the season. I love my Jags, I will still root for them, I will still watch the game, but I will do it with one TV/monitor/whatever trained on the Minnesota Kluwes.


I approve of this nomenclature. :D

/I think that's the right word, anyway
//I LIKES THE NAME, is what I'm trying to say here. ;)
///also hi Bunny, Harv, Cap, and the rest of y'all :)
 
2012-10-08 08:33:53 PM

Are you ready for some TEBALLLLLLLLLLLL!


imageshack.us

 
2012-10-08 08:33:58 PM

skepticalrube: Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.


I'm perfectly happy to watch "The Jets Go To Hell" for game 666 :)
 
2012-10-08 08:34:05 PM

skepticalrube: Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.


stuffmysisterswilllike.files.wordpress.com

Already ahead of you.
 
2012-10-08 08:34:43 PM
Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?
 
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