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(ESPN)   Will Matt Schaub hear the Jets defense coming? Is tonight the night Muppet Tebow takes Manhattan (or at least East Rutherford, New Jersey)? It's the Houston Texans vs. the New York Jets on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1039
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2012-10-08 09:18:04 AM
A second straight Jets home shutout loss would surprise me not one bit.
 
2012-10-08 09:38:54 AM
Come on boys, let's go 5 and 0!
 
2012-10-08 09:50:42 AM
This should be a completely lopsided curb stomping, which means the Jets will win 13-10.
 
2012-10-08 10:36:44 AM
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2012-10-08 11:11:12 AM
At some point tonight, JJ Watt's going to bat one of Sanchez's dinky checkdown passes into the air, intercept it, grab Sanchez by the jersey, jam the ball into his facemask, and then piledrive Sanchez into the turf so his legs are sticking straight up in the air, twitching. And then Watt will point over to the Jets sideline at Tebow and the cameras will catch him mouthing "NOW YOU".

Fifteen yards for roughing the passer, Jets keep the ball.
 
2012-10-08 12:19:25 PM
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I'm glad that the nation will finally get to see what we've been seeing for the last few weeks but I'm WAY more excited about the SNF game against the Packers. First time the Texans will be on SNF*.

* I could have sworn they've been on there before (the very first game against the Cowboys) but the interwebz says it's the first so....too much drain bamage.
 
2012-10-08 12:32:07 PM
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You know you want to, Rex...
 
2012-10-08 01:17:26 PM
Week 5's weird stats & stuff, brought to you by Harv72b's obsessive fixture on numbers:

-All four teams in the NFC West have winning records. By way of comparison, only five teams in the entire AFC have won more games than they've lost.
-The Tennessee Titans lost to Minnesota yesterday, 30-7. This marked their best defensive performance of the season; they are currently giving up an average of 36.2 points/game.
-Since to losing to the aforementioned Vikings in week 3, the San Francisco 49ers have outscored their opponents 79-3.
-Glass half full: The Buffalo Bills are undefeated when surrendering fewer than 45 points in a game. The full story: The Buffalo Bills are 2-3.
-Through five games, the Jacksonville Jaguars have managed only 65 points. That currently ties them for dead last in total points with the Dallas Cowboys, who have played only four games. The fewest points tallied by any other team in five contests is 80, by the Eagles.
-At 5-0, the Atlanta Falcons have two more victories than the other three teams in the NFC South combined.
-The Green Bay Packers had the worst defense in the NFL last season, allowing 411.6 yards/game. There are currently seven teams surrendering more yardage than that in this season, "led" by the New Orleans Saints at 456.0.
-Speaking of the Green Bay Packers, they are the only team in the NFL which has not recovered an opponent's fumble.
-The New England Patriots are at the opposite end of the spectrum, having created eight turnovers via the fumble. No other team has more than six.
-Your new league leader in QBR? Alex Smith, at 108.7.
-NFL punters have currently thrown as many touchdown passes (two) as Ryan Tannehill has.
-Not to beat a dead horse, but Tennessee's Chris Johnson has carried the ball 73 times for a grand total of 210 yards this year. He has had only one game where he gained at least 25 yards on the ground.
-Buffalo's C.J. Spiller has averaged an insane 7.6 y/a on 48 carries. The next best average by a running back with more than 10 carries is 5.6 (New England's Brandon Bolden).
-Atlanta tight end Tony Gonzalez leads all receivers with 39 catches. He is playing in his 16th NFL season.
-19 receivers went over the 1,000 yard mark last season. There are currently 35 on pace to break 1,000 yards in 2012.
-The Detroit Lions have split 14 team punts among three different players. Kicker Jason Hanson has the best net average of the bunch at 36.0 yards. That ranks 32nd out of the 37 people who have punted this season; teammates Ben Graham and Nick Harris rank 36th and 37th, respectively.
-The Jacksonville Jaguars have attempted the fewest PATs in the league (4), but that hasn't prevented them from being the only team in the league to fail on one.
-The New York Jets are the only team in the NFL to have completed fewer than 50% of their pass attempts this year. Heck, they're the only team to complete less than 54%.
-Here's a stat that might surprise you: the five teams with the highest yards/attempt (passing) are (in order): Carolina, Washington, and Cincinnati.
-And here's one that won't: dead last in that category is Jacksonville, almost a full yard (0.9 to be exact) behind the next-lowest.
 
2012-10-08 01:29:52 PM
Nice random facts Harv72b, except:

Harv72b: -Here's a stat that might surprise you: the five teams with the highest yards/attempt (passing) are (in order): Carolina, Washington, and Cincinnati.


You're missing two teams (unless you meant to say 3).
 
2012-10-08 01:39:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: You're missing two teams (unless you meant to say 3).


D'oh!

Started out going with the top 5 until I realized the other two teams (Giants & Ravens, tied) weren't so much of a surprise. Forgot to cut out the "five" when I changed the rest of the line.

Alternate explanation:

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-10-08 01:56:13 PM

Harv72b: Week 5's weird stats & stuff, brought to you by Harv72b's obsessive fixture on numbers:


I've started to like the random stats & stuff as much as The Graphs and The Jake. Good job, Harv.
 
2012-10-08 02:02:52 PM

Jubeebee: I've started to like the random stats & stuff as much as The Graphs and The Jake.


Mine takes considerably less effort, but thanks. :)
 
2012-10-08 02:21:45 PM
I'm glad that the nation will finally get to see what we've been seeing for the last few weeks but I'm WAY more excited about the SNF game against the Packers. First time the Texans will be on SNF*.

* I could have sworn they've been on there before (the very first game against the Cowboys) but the interwebz says it's the first so....too much drain bamage.


They were on Sunday night football their very first regular season game where they beat the 'Girls. ESPN was the network of record then so I suppose technically they have not been on Sunday night with NBC.
 
2012-10-08 03:10:49 PM

The Italian Farker: I'm glad that the nation will finally get to see what we've been seeing for the last few weeks but I'm WAY more excited about the SNF game against the Packers. First time the Texans will be on SNF*.

* I could have sworn they've been on there before (the very first game against the Cowboys) but the interwebz says it's the first so....too much drain bamage.


They were on Sunday night football their very first regular season game where they beat the 'Girls. ESPN was the network of record then so I suppose technically they have not been on Sunday night with NBC.


O.K. That sounds right. I thought the first game was a prime time but I couldn't remember. I'm not surprised about the claim with how technical stat happy the NFL is these days.

Michaels: " OOHHH!! And just like that Matt Schaub becomes the first player in NFL history to pick his nose and flick in a 48 degree angle while on a 30 yard drive while sporting a shaved head and two day old socks."

Collinsworth: "What a great night for football. Fluid motion, tight muscle control, great posture under pressure. Schaub made that look easy. He certainly earned his shelf in the Hall Of Fame tonight."
 
2012-10-08 04:47:11 PM
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2012-10-08 04:50:50 PM

SpikeStrip: please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow please play tebow etc etc


To combat the satanic implications of the 666th Monday Night Football game, every pass by Tim Tebow will be a Hail Mary.
 
2012-10-08 04:52:44 PM

Harv72b: -The Jacksonville Jaguars have attempted the fewest PATs in the league (4), but that hasn't prevented them from being the only team in the league to fail on one.


Chiefs also missed a PAT against SD.
 
2012-10-08 05:10:16 PM
The Mark Sanchez Era...?
The Tim Tebow Era...?

MAKE IT SO REX LULZ
 
2012-10-08 06:01:59 PM

dethmagnetic: Chiefs also missed a PAT against SD.


I thought I remembered someone else farking one up...I guess the statmonsters scored the Chiefs play as a failed 2PT since it ended with a throw.
 
2012-10-08 06:19:04 PM

Jubeebee: "NOW YOU".


otr.blastmagazine.com

/ok yeah he did say "you're next" but it still works
 
2012-10-08 06:38:53 PM
Sorry to bring fantasy into this, but I'm 55 points behind in my game with just Foster & the Texans Defense to go. I really think I can win my game.

When the Niners played the Jets Gore & their defense combined for 52, and Gore had a crap fantasy day. Hopefully Tate doesn't steal too many carries.
 
2012-10-08 06:44:30 PM
wanna hear about my fantasy team? no? ok.
 
2012-10-08 06:48:43 PM
BTW it's MNF game 666 tonight....figured I'd prime the pump for Jesus Tebow jokes...
 
2012-10-08 07:17:19 PM

WhyteRaven74: BTW it's MNF game 666 tonight....figured I'd prime the pump for Jesus Tebow jokes...


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2012-10-08 07:20:01 PM
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Make it so, Toesucker. Make it so.
 
2012-10-08 07:35:40 PM

Jubeebee: At some point tonight, JJ Watt's going to bat one of Sanchez's dinky checkdown passes into the air, intercept it, grab Sanchez by the jersey, jam the ball into his facemask, and then piledrive Sanchez into the turf so his legs are sticking straight up in the air, twitching. And then Watt will point over to the Jets sideline at Tebow and the cameras will catch him mouthing "NOW YOU".

Fifteen yards for roughing the passer, Jets keep the ball.


what? JJ isn't willing to wait the 2 minutes it will take his offense to score before he destroys timmysprinkles (aka "The Circus") ?
I credit him with more patience than that
 
2012-10-08 07:38:37 PM
Tonight should be a glorious shiat show. Let's get drunk and gawk at the car crash!
 
2012-10-08 07:38:51 PM
Well since it's a football thread today, I could use some advice on my FF team.

Would I be overpaying to trade a guy 2 of these RB's for Wes Welker? This is a PPR league.

Bradshaw, R.Bush, Ridley, Mendenhall, Gore.

Or is it fair for him to expect to get 2 of these RBs to his 1 Welker?

/2:1 was my idea, but now I'm backtracking
 
2012-10-08 07:40:19 PM

Harv72b: Jubeebee: I've started to like the random stats & stuff as much as The Graphs and The Jake.

Mine takes considerably less effort, but thanks. :)


still has some good stuff , the buffalo 45 line especially made me laugh
 
2012-10-08 07:41:16 PM
I'm all for Tebow starting. Because once he gets his ass kicked from MetLife to Yonkers people will start demanding Sanchez. I still believe ESPN will pay Woody Johnson $100m to start Tebow.
 
2012-10-08 07:43:42 PM
This is either going to be a total clownshoes game or Houston will destroy the Jets. I will enjoy it either way.
 
2012-10-08 07:43:55 PM
Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Cassel, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


***CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...***

Mark Sanchez, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Schaub, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2012-10-08 07:44:34 PM

robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard


SUMUNABEETCH...

Gabbert and Cassel have a 50.0
 
2012-10-08 07:46:48 PM

El Brujo: Well since it's a football thread today, I could use some advice on my FF team.

Would I be overpaying to trade a guy 2 of these RB's for Wes Welker? This is a PPR league.

Bradshaw, R.Bush, Ridley, Mendenhall, Gore.

Or is it fair for him to expect to get 2 of these RBs to his 1 Welker?

/2:1 was my idea, but now I'm backtracking


Yes, you would. Maaaybe Bush and Gore, but I think that's still too much.

/Welker owner
//Starving for RB's
///would kill for that trade
//NPPR, though
 
2012-10-08 07:48:03 PM

Harv72b: Week 5's weird stats & stuff, brought to you by Harv72b's obsessive fixture on numbers:


You forgot one other thing that has NEVER happened in the NFL:

"Peanut" Tillman and Lance Briggs are the only 2 teammates who have ever returned INT's for a TD in consecutive games.

/Yes I'm a Bears Fan
//No, I am not sorry for that
///Triple slashy for the NFC Norris Win
 
2012-10-08 07:48:33 PM
C'mon, Shonn Greene! I just need 160 yards and three touchdowns out of you! You can doooo eeeet!

Or not.
 
2012-10-08 07:48:51 PM
So what is more likely...

Watt eats both jets quarterbacks on consecutive plays then out for the game for indigestion?

Or

Shaub hands of to foster then throws foster to Andre Johnson for a 54 yard td and we get awarded 12 points for style?
 
2012-10-08 07:49:02 PM

robsul82: robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

SUMUNABEETCH...

Gabbert and Cassel have a 50.0


Your Jake calibrator needs calibrating.
 
2012-10-08 07:49:29 PM
Houston will skullfark the Jets. If Nazi Foster gets more than 120 and a score, I lose to a dude who had two position players not even play.

Fark it, I'm just gonna take a nap.
 
2012-10-08 07:52:23 PM

Antidamascus: This is either going to be a total clownshoes game or Houston will destroy the Jets.


t.qkme.me

I will enjoy it either way.

Indeed.
 
2012-10-08 07:54:26 PM
Timmysprinkles. Timmysprinkles. TI!MYSPRINKLES. DO IT FOR THE LULZ.

And a big thanks for Harv for depressing me even more. Five games and everyone has given up for the season. I love my Jags, I will still root for them, I will still watch the game, but I will do it with one TV/monitor/whatever trained on the Minnesota Kluwes.
 
2012-10-08 07:56:36 PM

RminusQ: Antidamascus: This is either going to be a total clownshoes game or Houston will destroy the Jets.

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I will enjoy it either way.

Indeed.


Houston beating the Jets into a Tebow-ready paste would be even better if they themselves were pants-on-head retarded. I hadn't thought of that.
 
2012-10-08 07:56:46 PM

robsul82: robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

SUMUNABEETCH...

Gabbert and Cassel have a 50.0


I vote for Matt Cassel. Not only did he have a s**t game this week, but the fans of his OWN TEAM cheered when he got knocked out of the game.

Eagles fans are decrying the poor sportsmanship! It's a sign of the friggin' Apocalypse!

MR. ROBSUL82, GIVE CASSEL THE JAKE! >:o 
 
2012-10-08 07:59:49 PM

Harv72b: dethmagnetic: Chiefs also missed a PAT against SD.

I thought I remembered someone else farking one up...I guess the statmonsters scored the Chiefs play as a failed 2PT since it ended with a throw.


The Ravens missed one last week I think?
 
2012-10-08 08:00:25 PM
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I am PUMPED!

just please dear god houston don't lay an egg
 
2012-10-08 08:01:21 PM

bionicjoe: Sorry to bring fantasy into this, but I'm 55 points behind in my game with just Foster & the Texans Defense to go. I really think I can win my game.

When the Niners played the Jets Gore & their defense combined for 52, and Gore had a crap fantasy day. Hopefully Tate doesn't steal too many carries.


Tate isn't playing (toe).
 
2012-10-08 08:04:10 PM
Sorry, I'm a lifelong Houston sports fan. While I think the Texans will win I do not have a high degree of confidence about that feeling.

/35-3 lead
 
2012-10-08 08:04:10 PM
The Gruden Grinder is going to give me nightmares.
 
2012-10-08 08:06:00 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

SUMUNABEETCH...

Gabbert and Cassel have a 50.0

I vote for Matt Cassel. Not only did he have a s**t game this week, but the fans of his OWN TEAM cheered when he got knocked out of the game.

Eagles fans are decrying the poor sportsmanship! It's a sign of the friggin' Apocalypse!

MR. ROBSUL82, GIVE CASSEL THE JAKE! >:o 


Plus, rob disrespected Cassel before the game by not putting him on the QB list
 
2012-10-08 08:06:47 PM
It's Time! it's Time! it's Tebow time!
 
2012-10-08 08:06:50 PM

eudemonist: El Brujo: Well since it's a football thread today, I could use some advice on my FF team.

Would I be overpaying to trade a guy 2 of these RB's for Wes Welker? This is a PPR league.

Bradshaw, R.Bush, Ridley, Mendenhall, Gore.

Or is it fair for him to expect to get 2 of these RBs to his 1 Welker?

/2:1 was my idea, but now I'm backtracking

Yes, you would. Maaaybe Bush and Gore, but I think that's still too much.

/Welker owner
//Starving for RB's
///would kill for that trade
//NPPR, though


Thanks for your input.
 
2012-10-08 08:07:55 PM
How are the Jets going to establish the run? Their back is the Heartbreak Kid Shonn Greene
 
2012-10-08 08:08:42 PM

robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Cassel, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

***CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...***

Mark Sanchez, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Schaub, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Shouldn't you start calibrating for Tebow now?
You know it's going to happen.....
 
2012-10-08 08:09:19 PM
LOL, bigfoot sighting
 
2012-10-08 08:10:32 PM
Tom Jackson looks like he just walked off the set of Lethal Weapon 8
 
2012-10-08 08:13:54 PM
Logic dictates that the Jets should lose 500-0, which means the Jets will win 10-7. Take the under.
 
2012-10-08 08:14:01 PM
I wish I had NFL network, I can't watch ESPN pre game shows anymore.
 
2012-10-08 08:14:11 PM
Hey, I'll tell you this, as a Pats fan that fears the Texans, go jets. I'd love to see that. I can get passed the rivalry. The jets should get rolled her as well, so go undahdog. Ya might be from New York at least you isn't some redneck from Texas
 
2012-10-08 08:14:32 PM
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2012-10-08 08:15:01 PM
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MNF 666th game!
 
2012-10-08 08:15:11 PM
If the Texans don't win this by double digits, I need to reconsider everything I think I know about football.

This being the NFL, it will probably be 20-17.
 
2012-10-08 08:15:16 PM
How empty is the stadium?
 
2012-10-08 08:15:43 PM
In fantasy I'm up by 11.4 PTS. I've got Andre Johnson (he of 5 PTS a week) vs Arian Foster. I think I'm screwed.
 
2012-10-08 08:15:59 PM

Raider_dad: I wish I had NFL network, I can't watch ESPN pre game shows anymore.


NFL Net isn't that much better, to be honest. Just a bunch of ex-player chuckles heads who don't have a damn clue how the game is played.
 
2012-10-08 08:16:26 PM
Dear god, Steve Young is trolling genius.
 
2012-10-08 08:17:57 PM
Nooo, that Next Level Matchup poll isn't trolling, not at all... :P
 
2012-10-08 08:18:32 PM
bleachertees.com
 
2012-10-08 08:18:38 PM
Which QB has the best chance to win?

Mark Sanchez: 13%
Tim Tebow: 87%
 
2012-10-08 08:19:33 PM
Holy shiat, is there anyone even at the game?
 
2012-10-08 08:19:41 PM

Raider_dad: I wish I had NFL network, I can't watch ESPN pre game shows anymore.


I'm mostly indifferent to it, right up to C'mon Man! I like that segment for whatever reason.
 
2012-10-08 08:19:58 PM
Trent Dilfer: But have you seen him (Tebow) throw? Ha!

Really. Trent. Dilfer. Some of us remember your Tampa Days, and they were epic fail. You WERE the Tebow before there was a Tebow! You were on the team that won a super bowl with no passing touchdown in like 7 straight games.
 
2012-10-08 08:20:05 PM

MBTAhole: Hey, I'll tell you this, as a Pats fan that fears the Texans, go jets. I'd love to see that. I can get passed the rivalry. The jets should get rolled her as well, so go undahdog. Ya might be from New York at least you isn't some redneck from Texas


I wouldn't mind seeing some vulnerabilities in the Texans but if the Jets played Satan I would cheer for Satan ;)

I normally love to see an underdog succeed but I want this puppy to get the full Michael Vick
 
2012-10-08 08:20:27 PM
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Pregame prayer....
 
2012-10-08 08:20:56 PM

WhyteRaven74: Holy shiat, is there anyone even at the game?


They're all waiting outside the stadium, ready to rush the gates when Tebow takes the field...
 
2012-10-08 08:21:16 PM

WhyteRaven74: Holy shiat, is there anyone even at the game?


You could easily get a decent ticket for around ten bucks right now, I think
 
2012-10-08 08:22:18 PM

FriarReb98: right up to C'mon Man! I like that segment for whatever reason.


It's funny. Also better than expected on ESPN for football, Audibles. Mostly because it's just four football guys, no regular ESPN host, so they avoid the junk questions and stuff.
 
2012-10-08 08:22:21 PM
Americans have spoken and America wants Tim Tebow.

America also wants:
1. More randomly thrown challenge flags.
2. Go for it on 4th and 5 from your own 30.
3. A playbook composed only of Statue of Liberty, Flea Flicker, Hook and Ladder, and reverse plays.
 
2012-10-08 08:22:27 PM
So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center
 
2012-10-08 08:23:27 PM
Jst reached "SOUNDTRACKS" on the DVR
Beautiful!
 
2012-10-08 08:23:36 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center


Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts
 
2012-10-08 08:24:20 PM
Glad the wonderful performance of Kurt Coleman yesterday was brought up. Guy deserves a fine and Brown deserves a shoe contract out of that shiathead move. Didn't realize he's the one who jumped on Pouncey too.
 
2012-10-08 08:24:53 PM

Lost Thought 00: You could easily get a decent ticket for around ten bucks right now, I think


I'm pretty sure if I showed up with an equipment bag and helmet they'd let me on the sidelines...
 
2012-10-08 08:28:03 PM

robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts


Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.
 
2012-10-08 08:28:47 PM
So is Timmysprinkles starting or not?
 
2012-10-08 08:29:19 PM

robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts


because he's the only guy who showed up to see the Jets
 
2012-10-08 08:30:29 PM
Game Picks: Houston by unanimous verdict!

... I call the Jets.
 
2012-10-08 08:30:39 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts

Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.


Week 10: Jets bring back Favre
 
2012-10-08 08:30:43 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts

Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.


Week 10: Team renamed The Los Angelos Tebows of Tebow.
Week 11: Tebow wins one game
Week 12: Confessionals are now placed in bathrooms.
 
2012-10-08 08:31:55 PM
Is Wayne Chrebt out of prison yet? Maybe he could play
 
2012-10-08 08:31:57 PM
Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.
 
2012-10-08 08:32:24 PM

Lost Thought 00: Captain Steroid: robsul82: Olympic Trolling Judge: So here's how I'm hoping things go:

Week 5: Tebow Starts
Week 6: McElroy Starts
Week 7: Fark It, Put Shonn Greene Behind Center

Week 8: Fireman Ed Starts

Week 9: Jets announce move to L.A.

Week 10: Jets bring back Favre


WTF Indeed: Week 11: Tebow wins one game
Week 12: Confessionals are now placed in bathrooms.


Week 13: Tebow gets his ass kicked and Rex gets axed.
 
2012-10-08 08:32:51 PM

skepticalrube: Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.


dude, they have Tebow vs a team with horns on their helmet
 
2012-10-08 08:33:11 PM
Here we go!

I'm hoping for the most ass-whuppin', lop-sided, curb-stompin' THRASHING by Houston. I want to see Sanchez BROKEN (not hard), and I wanna see Timmaysprinkles crying in a quivering puddle of wussy on the 50 yard line.

BRING IT.
 
2012-10-08 08:33:20 PM
Week 14: Tebow is seen nailing Mark Sanchez
 
2012-10-08 08:33:23 PM
Predictions:

Dirty Sanchez pulled late in 2nd QTR after having a Jake performance
Tebow gets t-boned and is out for the season (early 4th Qtr)
Rex Ryan head assplodes mid 3rd
Houston plays their 2nd and 3rd stringgers starting in the 3rd
Final score: Texans 58 - JTES 14 (Jets get a freaky safety + FGs)

I'll be in bed by half. Starting a new job tomorrow.
 
2012-10-08 08:33:37 PM

Bunny Deville: Timmysprinkles. Timmysprinkles. TI!MYSPRINKLES. DO IT FOR THE LULZ.

And a big thanks for Harv for depressing me even more. Five games and everyone has given up for the season. I love my Jags, I will still root for them, I will still watch the game, but I will do it with one TV/monitor/whatever trained on the Minnesota Kluwes.


I approve of this nomenclature. :D

/I think that's the right word, anyway
//I LIKES THE NAME, is what I'm trying to say here. ;)
///also hi Bunny, Harv, Cap, and the rest of y'all :)
 
2012-10-08 08:33:53 PM

Are you ready for some TEBALLLLLLLLLLLL!


imageshack.us

 
2012-10-08 08:33:58 PM

skepticalrube: Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.


I'm perfectly happy to watch "The Jets Go To Hell" for game 666 :)
 
2012-10-08 08:34:05 PM

skepticalrube: Espn and the NFL should have planned for this 666th game better. Should be Raiders vs Vikings. Slayer halftime show.


stuffmysisterswilllike.files.wordpress.com

Already ahead of you.
 
2012-10-08 08:34:43 PM
Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?
 
2012-10-08 08:34:50 PM

MBTAhole: In fantasy I'm up by 11.4 PTS. I've got Andre Johnson (he of 5 PTS a week) vs Arian Foster. I think I'm screwed.


Yeah, you're probably screwed. Andre's having a down fantasy year because the Texans are killing teams, so they basically run the ball the entire second half. Should probably be the case again tonight, but you never know. I heard something today about Johnson usually putting up huge numbers on Monday Night games.
 
2012-10-08 08:35:31 PM
Still have a few minutes until the Orioles start, so I just wanted to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2012-10-08 08:35:55 PM
Showing highlights of people tackling Chris Johnson for a loss isn't very impressive
 
2012-10-08 08:36:12 PM
Also, since I forgot it in my last post:

Hai guise what's going on in this thread? :)

I guess I'm rooting for the Texans in this one - Matt Schaub is a Virginia boy, after all. ;) But the Jets have the potential to be super-lulzy, so I guess we'll see what happens.

WTF Indeed: Week 14: Tebow is seen nailing Mark Sanchez


Not sure if hawt...
 
2012-10-08 08:36:51 PM

becksellent: Bunny Deville: Timmysprinkles. Timmysprinkles. TI!MYSPRINKLES. DO IT FOR THE LULZ.

And a big thanks for Harv for depressing me even more. Five games and everyone has given up for the season. I love my Jags, I will still root for them, I will still watch the game, but I will do it with one TV/monitor/whatever trained on the Minnesota Kluwes.

I approve of this nomenclature. :D

/I think that's the right word, anyway
//I LIKES THE NAME, is what I'm trying to say here. ;)
///also hi Bunny, Harv, Cap, and the rest of y'all :)


Hello! ^_^
 
2012-10-08 08:37:29 PM
The greatest irony of all is that Chris Johnson is going to have to sell his gold teeth just to eat in three years
 
2012-10-08 08:38:05 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: robsul82: Week 5 Delhomme Leaderboard

SUMUNABEETCH...

Gabbert and Cassel have a 50.0

I vote for Matt Cassel. Not only did he have a s**t game this week, but the fans of his OWN TEAM cheered when he got knocked out of the game.

Eagles fans are decrying the poor sportsmanship! It's a sign of the friggin' Apocalypse!

MR. ROBSUL82, GIVE CASSEL THE JAKE! >:o


The Mayans were right!

CodeMonkey4Life: I wouldn't mind seeing some vulnerabilities in the Texans but if the Jets played Satan I would cheer for Satan ;)


I would make at least a favorable reference to the Devil in the House of Commons.
 
2012-10-08 08:38:29 PM
Applebee's is the perfect restaraunt for berman to promo
 
2012-10-08 08:38:50 PM
cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2012-10-08 08:40:00 PM
The Devil Went Down To NY?
 
2012-10-08 08:40:42 PM
Time for the Canadian Thanksgiving Classic. Game on!
 
2012-10-08 08:40:55 PM
Jets defer, not being entirely stupid.

The Matimrk Santebowchez Era
 
2012-10-08 08:41:00 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 08:41:22 PM
The only thing keeping the media from destroying the Jets in the back pages is that the Yankees are still playing. Once that is over it will be ugly for them
 
2012-10-08 08:42:04 PM
Matt Schuab is one ugly looking dude
 
2012-10-08 08:42:04 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Time for the Canadian Thanksgiving Classic. Game on!


I miss hockey :(
 
2012-10-08 08:42:15 PM
First down, Houston to their 39
 
2012-10-08 08:42:59 PM
Spartan!
 
2012-10-08 08:43:02 PM

WTF Indeed: The only thing keeping the media from destroying the Jets in the back pages is that the Yankees are still playing. Once that is over it will be ugly for them


my favorite thing in all of sports reporting is Jets ripping each other anonymously in the NY papers
 
2012-10-08 08:43:40 PM
My stream show's the gameclock at 13:13, how far behind am I?
 
2012-10-08 08:43:58 PM

MBTAhole: It's Time! it's Time! it's Tebow time!


Ya know, Houston should crush the Jets by 20 + points. However how awesomely trolltastic would it be if Tebow gets put in as QB by the 2nd half and leads the Jets to victory.
I think I would laugh all week if that happened.
 
2012-10-08 08:44:04 PM
J E S T defense bending early
 
2012-10-08 08:44:08 PM
end around for the lulz!

let's embarrass these guys!
 
2012-10-08 08:44:10 PM
I heard that to prepare for the game Cromartie played 1 on 11 vs his kids
 
2012-10-08 08:44:44 PM

irishman4: [cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x302]


Sighting
 
2012-10-08 08:45:02 PM
Houston cruising down the field.
 
2012-10-08 08:45:42 PM

Polish Hussar: My stream show's the gameclock at 13:13, how far behind am I?


not far - 11:30 *now*
 
2012-10-08 08:45:43 PM
Holy crap, a Justin Forsyth sighting as well? Damn.
 
2012-10-08 08:45:55 PM

robsul82: Houston cruising down the field.


Good. The faster they score, the faster the Jest offense takes the field, and the faster we find out who really starts.
 
2012-10-08 08:46:10 PM
SCHAUB DRAGON

TOUCHDOWN, HOUSTON!
 
2012-10-08 08:46:10 PM
Dagron TD!
 
2012-10-08 08:46:12 PM
Schaub hits the easy button for the TD
 
2012-10-08 08:46:18 PM

Foaming: Polish Hussar: My stream show's the gameclock at 13:13, how far behind am I?

not far - 11:30 *now*


TD at 11:05 NOW
 
2012-10-08 08:46:23 PM
Houston TD, 6-0 Texans. Extra point attempt forthcoming.
 
2012-10-08 08:46:25 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 08:46:37 PM
TDexans
 
2012-10-08 08:46:43 PM
And the Texans waltz into the Endzone.
 
2012-10-08 08:46:49 PM
And of course, Gruden thinks it's the greatest play in the history of ever.
 
2012-10-08 08:46:50 PM

robsul82: SCHAUB DRAGON

TOUCHDOWN, HOUSTON!


That didn't take very long, did it?

/not watching the game
 
2012-10-08 08:46:52 PM
That was quick, TD Oilers
 
2012-10-08 08:46:53 PM
7-0 Houston, 11:05 1st
 
2012-10-08 08:47:00 PM
EXP is good!

7-0 TEX
 
2012-10-08 08:47:02 PM
A 40 yard throw to your TE for a TD?

OK, 40-burger is almost a foregone conclusion here.... 50, 60?
 
2012-10-08 08:47:18 PM
30 burger?
40 burger?
50 burger?

I'm lovin' it!
 
2012-10-08 08:47:27 PM
That's one method a defense can use to get off the field
 
2012-10-08 08:47:28 PM

Foaming: Polish Hussar: My stream show's the gameclock at 13:13, how far behind am I?

not far - 11:30 *now*


xaks: Foaming: Polish Hussar: My stream show's the gameclock at 13:13, how far behind am I?

not far - 11:30 *now*

TD at 11:05 NOW


Thanks, looks like it's less than a 20 second delay
 
2012-10-08 08:47:28 PM

becksellent: robsul82: SCHAUB DRAGON

TOUCHDOWN, HOUSTON!

That didn't take very long, did it?

/not watching the game


Not at all, lol, this looks like a long night for New York Green already.
 
2012-10-08 08:47:30 PM
i need another bud platinum
 
2012-10-08 08:48:22 PM
Two things:
a) That Texans OL sold that play and the entire Jets team, including reserves, got faked out
2) The entire drive looked entirely too easy
d) Perhaps Tebow can play CB or Safety
 
2012-10-08 08:48:24 PM

becksellent: not watching the game


I'm flipping back forth to RAW/Top Gear/MNF

\m/ \m/ Schaub is the Devil!

/hi Becky
 
2012-10-08 08:48:42 PM
What's the last minute over/under on seeing Timmay?

I'm thinking late second quarter.
 
2012-10-08 08:49:18 PM

MBTAhole: Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?


Uncivilized people.
 
2012-10-08 08:49:19 PM
Good. The Texan's plan of trying to keep the Jets offense off the field was obviously not going to work out well
 
2012-10-08 08:49:22 PM

xaks: What's the last minute over/under on seeing Timmay?

I'm thinking late second quarter.


He'll be in on QB for one of the first two series. Book it. Done.
 
2012-10-08 08:49:27 PM
over - under on when the NY fans start booing the Jets?
 
2012-10-08 08:49:40 PM

bulldg4life: Two things:
a) That Texans OL sold that play and the entire Jets team, including reserves, got faked out
2) The entire drive looked entirely too easy
d) Perhaps Tebow can play CB or Safety


D He's isn't fast enough for safety, even strong safety.

At best, he's a linebacker or *snicker* Tight End.
 
2012-10-08 08:49:53 PM
Jets starting at their 12
 
2012-10-08 08:50:01 PM

MBTAhole: Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?


*raises hand*

F*ck the haters
 
2012-10-08 08:50:31 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: over - under on when the NY fans start booing the Jets?


2nd series
 
2012-10-08 08:50:38 PM
John Conner was not a Terminator
 
2012-10-08 08:50:41 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: over - under on when the NY fans start booing the Jets?


Second Houston touchdown, whenever that happens. (First quarter, probably.)
 
2012-10-08 08:51:18 PM
Dirty Sanchize now dirtier than normal, second play of the game for the J E S T.

Niiiiice.
 
2012-10-08 08:51:21 PM
Mark Sanchez has already quit. Look at his eyes.
 
2012-10-08 08:51:26 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: over - under on when the NY fans start booing the Jets?


2nd quarter
 
2012-10-08 08:51:31 PM

Antidamascus: John Conner was not a Terminator


He was Batman, though. :P
 
2012-10-08 08:51:37 PM
D'brickashaw! We share a last name, so I tried to get the family to let me name one of our kittens after him. I got outvoted.
 
2012-10-08 08:51:44 PM

bulldg4life: MBTAhole: Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?

*raises hand*

F*ck the haters


fark the lime. I want to drink beer off the half naked women in those commercials.
 
2012-10-08 08:51:54 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA

How many guys can you flag for false start at once?
 
2012-10-08 08:52:03 PM
After watching the Dan Patrick show earlier this week...I can't get the fake Swami "JJ WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTSSSSSS" thing out of my head
 
2012-10-08 08:52:25 PM
I hate half-the-distance-to-the-goal penalties. Just back them up proper, and if they would get put in the end zone, give a safety
 
2012-10-08 08:52:28 PM
So much for "success early on offense"
 
2012-10-08 08:52:31 PM
Punting time for the Jets.
 
2012-10-08 08:53:08 PM

robsul82: Jets starting at their 12


Finishing on their 20.
 
2012-10-08 08:53:23 PM
Okay, who had "first possession" for when the Jets would first punt? Anyone?
 
2012-10-08 08:53:27 PM
Feel like I'm watching the first moments of one of those "ice rink street on a hill" videos we see every year. It's only a matter of time before we hear the crunch.....
 
2012-10-08 08:53:34 PM
Every time I hear "Tebow, personal protector" out of Tirico's mouth, he makes me think of dental dams or anti-rape devices or something.
 
2012-10-08 08:53:42 PM
I would pay good money to watch some NFL punters do a kckline with the Rockettes.
 
2012-10-08 08:53:43 PM
Wasn't ben johnson on gas?
 
2012-10-08 08:54:04 PM
MBTAhole : Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?

I do. Keep the fruit out of the beer. If I wanted fruit in my alcohol, I'd buy one of those girly man drinks with the umbrella in it.
 
2012-10-08 08:54:08 PM
I was hoping for a safety, the Jets punting (poorly) after a third and out is practically a Jet victory.
 
2012-10-08 08:54:34 PM

MBTAhole: Wasn't ben johnson on gas?


That's why the stopwatch lies sometimes. Golly. Listen to the commercial.

Also, the 30 for 30s topics are getting worse and worse.
 
2012-10-08 08:54:47 PM
Is there a slaughter rule in the NFL? They might instate one after this game.
 
2012-10-08 08:54:49 PM

Primitive Screwhead: bulldg4life: MBTAhole: Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?

*raises hand*

F*ck the haters

fark the lime. I want to drink beer off the half naked women in those commercials.


Those are some nice bikini bottoms in the indie band commercial, gotta say.
 
2012-10-08 08:54:56 PM

eddievercetti: becksellent: not watching the game

I'm flipping back forth to RAW/Top Gear/MNF

\m/ \m/ Schaub is the Devil!

/hi Becky


Haha. Good to see you again, mon ami! :)

Bunny Deville: D'brickashaw! We share a last name, so I tried to get the family to let me name one of our kittens after him. I got outvoted.


What name did they go with instead of D'Brickashaw? Because whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's inferior. :P
 
2012-10-08 08:55:04 PM
my name's LaDanian Tomlinson and if my team's in a playoff game you can find me on the bench
 
2012-10-08 08:55:46 PM

MBTAhole: Wasn't ben johnson on gas?


I was working in a Toronto hotel with a bunch of Jamaicans when Ben got caught for the horse steroids, they really took it hard.
 
2012-10-08 08:55:47 PM

xaks: Every time I hear "Tebow, personal protector" out of Tirico's mouth, he makes me think of dental dams or anti-rape devices or something.


Tebow dental dams. When you need to drive downtown on a visiting field.
 
2012-10-08 08:56:37 PM
I really hope we get up on the Jets big early so Foster can come out; he's on pace for over 400 carries this seasom
 
2012-10-08 08:57:06 PM
Well, you gotta take a fake penalty every now and then just to keep it interesting if you're the Texans....
 
2012-10-08 08:57:38 PM

Primitive Screwhead: xaks: Every time I hear "Tebow, personal protector" out of Tirico's mouth, he makes me think of dental dams or anti-rape devices or something.

Tebow dental dams. When you need to drive downtown on a visiting field.


I was thinking of chastity belts.
 
2012-10-08 08:57:41 PM
4th Down?
 
2012-10-08 08:57:51 PM
Wow, the NY D actually remembered there's a game to play!
 
2012-10-08 08:58:18 PM
Seriously, what the hell conversation would you have with the nurse when telling her that name?

D.....apostrophe.....*looks at nurse with stern look*....B
 
2012-10-08 09:00:11 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Wasn't ben johnson on gas?

I was working in a Toronto hotel with a bunch of Jamaicans when Ben got caught for the horse steroids, they really took it hard.


Did you see 30 for 30 broke? It sounded like it would be awesome but instead it was 90 mins of randomly edited interviews with the same 8 people. Is that how all 30 for 30's are?
 
2012-10-08 09:00:21 PM

bulldg4life: MBTAhole: Who drinks Corona without a lime in it?

*raises hand*

F*ck the haters


*raises fist in solidarity*
 
2012-10-08 09:00:53 PM
Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D
 
2012-10-08 09:01:09 PM
Timmy!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:15 PM
TIMMYSPRINKLES!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:26 PM
WHA WHA WHA!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:30 PM
Tebow dagron dropped!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:31 PM
That's the best pass Tebow has ever thrown
 
2012-10-08 09:01:36 PM
PRAISE JESUS!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:43 PM
Holy shiat, that was actually...a halfway decent pass? AND almost accurate?



AIEEEE, THE END OF DAYS! 666!
 
2012-10-08 09:01:46 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:01:56 PM
TEBOWWWWWWWWWW
 
2012-10-08 09:02:06 PM
I see no reason to put Sanchez back in
 
2012-10-08 09:02:09 PM
And another three and out. Tebow sucks as bad as Sanchez!
 
2012-10-08 09:02:10 PM

MBTAhole: CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Wasn't ben johnson on gas?

I was working in a Toronto hotel with a bunch of Jamaicans when Ben got caught for the horse steroids, they really took it hard.

Did you see 30 for 30 broke? It sounded like it would be awesome but instead it was 90 mins of randomly edited interviews with the same 8 people. Is that how all 30 for 30's are?


skipped through it, seemed like the same stuff over and over
why do you ask?
 
2012-10-08 09:02:17 PM
That receiver wasn't even close to looking for a pass.
 
2012-10-08 09:02:31 PM
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era

The Mark Sanchez Era
PUNT
 
2012-10-08 09:02:33 PM
Puntfest 2012
 
2012-10-08 09:02:40 PM

Captain Steroid: Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D


i199.photobucket.com

Cool!
Sweet!
Ah crap!
 
2012-10-08 09:03:02 PM
Hey Shaub, Johnson needs 3 TDs tonight.
 
2012-10-08 09:03:06 PM
Why are the Jets passing? I know Greene sucks and what not but so do all of their WRs and their qbs
 
2012-10-08 09:03:22 PM
Damn Tebow, you hit the guy in the hands, Sanchez had to come back in to show you how to throw a proper incompletion.
 
2012-10-08 09:03:45 PM

becksellent: eddievercetti: becksellent: not watching the game

I'm flipping back forth to RAW/Top Gear/MNF

\m/ \m/ Schaub is the Devil!

/hi Becky

Haha. Good to see you again, mon ami! :)

Bunny Deville: D'brickashaw! We share a last name, so I tried to get the family to let me name one of our kittens after him. I got outvoted.

What name did they go with instead of D'Brickashaw? Because whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's inferior. :P


Ser Lightning Thunderstar (thanks to the six year old) and Tyrion Shining Armor (the nine year old, with some help from The Husband.) We call them Lightning and Shiny Cat.

And Sanchez comes right back in, I see.
 
2012-10-08 09:04:18 PM

FriarReb98: Captain Steroid: Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D

[i199.photobucket.com image 366x334]

Cool!
Sweet!
Ah crap!


That is positively disturbing!
 
2012-10-08 09:04:22 PM

Lou Cypher: Damn Tebow, you hit the guy in the hands, Sanchez had to come back in to show you how to throw a proper incompletion.


*Kersnort
 
2012-10-08 09:04:57 PM

FriarReb98: Captain Steroid: Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D

[i199.photobucket.com image 366x334]

Cool!
Sweet!
Ah crap!


Dammit! I was going to tell Cap to knock it off before davidphogan came in here with his moutheyes nightmare fuel pics, and then you had to step it up a notch. THANKS A LOT, JERK! :P
 
2012-10-08 09:05:01 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Wasn't ben johnson on gas?

I was working in a Toronto hotel with a bunch of Jamaicans when Ben got caught for the horse steroids, they really took it hard.

Did you see 30 for 30 broke? It sounded like it would be awesome but instead it was 90 mins of randomly edited interviews with the same 8 people. Is that how all 30 for 30's are?

skipped through it, seemed like the same stuff over and over
why do you ask?


Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series
 
2012-10-08 09:05:21 PM

Linkster: FriarReb98: Captain Steroid: Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D

[i199.photobucket.com image 366x334]

Cool!
Sweet!
Ah crap!

That is positively disturbing!


Not mine, just part of my Rivers Ridiculousness collection.... :P :P :P
 
2012-10-08 09:06:09 PM

becksellent: FriarReb98: Captain Steroid: Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D

[i199.photobucket.com image 366x334]

Cool!
Sweet!
Ah crap!

Dammit! I was going to tell Cap to knock it off before davidphogan came in here with his moutheyes nightmare fuel pics, and then you had to step it up a notch. THANKS A LOT, JERK! :P


How did you not see me post that yesterday?
 
2012-10-08 09:06:19 PM
And another contender emerges for the coveted Delhomme.
 
2012-10-08 09:06:19 PM
I'll be gawd-durned.

Cromhowmanykids picked it off?
 
2012-10-08 09:06:19 PM
Dammit.
 
2012-10-08 09:06:19 PM
Matt Schaub, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2012-10-08 09:06:23 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:06:29 PM
Dammit, Schaub ception
 
2012-10-08 09:06:30 PM
PICK! You're NOT the Father
 
2012-10-08 09:06:48 PM
Hey, a Jetception!
 
2012-10-08 09:06:51 PM

FriarReb98: Captain Steroid: Oh, goodie! Broncos get to embarrass Mouth-Eyes next Monday! :D

[i199.photobucket.com image 366x334]

Cool!
Sweet!
Ah crap!


Can't sleep, Rivers will eat me
 
2012-10-08 09:07:05 PM
Andre Johnson is slow as shiat now. That's why he's been good for like 5 PTS a game in FF
 
2012-10-08 09:07:30 PM

Bunny Deville: Ser Lightning Thunderstar (thanks to the six year old) and Tyrion Shining Armor (the nine year old, with some help from The Husband.) We call them Lightning and Shiny Cat.


Hmm. Well, those are pretty sweet names.

/still not D'brickashaw, though :P
//my cats are named Phoenix and Isabel, and I sometimes call them Captain Phoentastic and Sheddie Izzard, respectively.
///because I'm a huge dork. :P
////not-so-cool story, sis
 
2012-10-08 09:07:48 PM
Cromartie Island.
 
2012-10-08 09:07:51 PM

MBTAhole: CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Wasn't ben johnson on gas?

I was working in a Toronto hotel with a bunch of Jamaicans when Ben got caught for the horse steroids, they really took it hard.

Did you see 30 for 30 broke? It sounded like it would be awesome but instead it was 90 mins of randomly edited interviews with the same 8 people. Is that how all 30 for 30's are?

skipped through it, seemed like the same stuff over and over
why do you ask?

Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series


They vary. "2 Escobars" was fantastic. The are mostly all "documentary" style, which means lots of interviews.
 
2012-10-08 09:08:12 PM

MBTAhole: Andre Johnson is slow as shiat now. That's why he's been good for like 5 PTS a game in FF


I haven't seen him much. Has he been this slow since the kneehammysplosion?
 
2012-10-08 09:08:16 PM

MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series


Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.
 
2012-10-08 09:08:20 PM
You know... Tebow threw a pretty goddamned good pass there.
 
2012-10-08 09:08:40 PM
Does his wife know how many kids he has?
 
2012-10-08 09:08:49 PM
Nice catch, flag down.
 
2012-10-08 09:09:05 PM
More stadiums need sideline seating. That looks like a good time.
 
2012-10-08 09:09:14 PM

zamboni: You know... Tebow threw a pretty goddamned good pass there.


Apparently hitting him in the hands is not accurate enough.
 
2012-10-08 09:09:20 PM

skinink: Cromartie Island.


it's like ellis island in that nobody there cares what your kids name is
 
2012-10-08 09:09:24 PM
Ha HA! The tide has turned! :D
 
2012-10-08 09:09:26 PM
Anyone know if Resident Evil 6 is any good? I like 5 but 6 is getting a little too much prime time advertising lately to be any good.

/Cromartie has a wife? I thought he just had 18 baby mommas.
 
2012-10-08 09:09:31 PM

FriarReb98: How did you not see me post that yesterday?


The gods were smiling upon me then?

/or I left before the night game, that might've had something to do with it. ;)
 
2012-10-08 09:09:37 PM
I didn't see any DPI there...
 
2012-10-08 09:10:06 PM
I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can, so I can coordinate.
 
2012-10-08 09:10:09 PM

becksellent: Bunny Deville: Ser Lightning Thunderstar (thanks to the six year old) and Tyrion Shining Armor (the nine year old, with some help from The Husband.) We call them Lightning and Shiny Cat.

Hmm. Well, those are pretty sweet names.

/still not D'brickashaw, though :P
//my cats are named Phoenix and Isabel, and I sometimes call them Captain Phoentastic and Sheddie Izzard, respectively.
///because I'm a huge dork. :P
////not-so-cool story, sis


Best friend's cat is named Jonesy, because he spent his entire ride home from where she got it curled up on her chest. In retrospect, it's fitting that he's named after a horror movie character. :P (Their previous cat was named Ash, because he was gray and their last name is Gray, and because, well, Bruce is worshiped in that house.)
 
2012-10-08 09:10:46 PM
Sanchez cleaned up real good.
 
2012-10-08 09:10:47 PM
TD JETS
 
2012-10-08 09:10:56 PM
not a bad catch
 
2012-10-08 09:10:57 PM
Fark.
 
2012-10-08 09:10:58 PM
Touchdown! Sanchise to Cummerbund!
 
2012-10-08 09:10:59 PM
Wow, Dirty Sanchez Dragon!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:01 PM
Sagon!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:01 PM

becksellent: FriarReb98: How did you not see me post that yesterday?

The gods were smiling upon me then?

/or I left before the night game, that might've had something to do with it. ;)


Point, I waited till then to terrorize people. :P

Touchdown...Jets?? WTF???
 
2012-10-08 09:11:03 PM
NICE, Lil' Marky actually threw a decent pass
 
2012-10-08 09:11:04 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

TD JETS!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:07 PM
TD! JTES!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:11 PM
Beautiful pass by Sanchez
damn it
 
2012-10-08 09:11:18 PM
A good pass by Sanchez, must be watching Teblow.
 
2012-10-08 09:11:21 PM
what the eff was that quinn?
 
2012-10-08 09:11:34 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can, so I can coordinate.


I wear them at night to hide symptoms of my coke addiction. That much caffeine gives you CRAZY! eyes
 
2012-10-08 09:11:40 PM
Jets : Texans :: Vikings : Niners
 
2012-10-08 09:11:48 PM
WTF? No Jets penalty on that touchdown? Tebow does bring blessings to the Jets!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:48 PM
Wow.
 
2012-10-08 09:11:56 PM
I see London, I see France, I see every single farking NFL player's underpants.

At least the ones wearing white pants.

Thanks, Nike!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:57 PM
7-7 Houston/New York Green, 4:07 1st
 
2012-10-08 09:11:59 PM
LOL. Hey, I just want the Texans to lose
 
2012-10-08 09:12:01 PM
EXP is good!

TIE GAME!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:12:37 PM

cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.


I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky
 
2012-10-08 09:12:42 PM

FriarReb98: Point, I waited till then to terrorize people. :P

Touchdown...Jets?? WTF???


How considerate of you. :P

/WTF indeed
 
2012-10-08 09:12:47 PM

Polish Hussar: antidisestablishmentarianism: I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can, so I can coordinate.

I wear them at night to hide symptoms of my coke addiction. That much caffeine gives you CRAZY! eyes


He did just leave Miami after all.
 
2012-10-08 09:12:51 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Jets : Texans :: Vikings : Niners


Don't you put that hex on them!
 
2012-10-08 09:12:58 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown! Sanchise to Cummerbund!


Sherlock plays for the Jets? Why was I not informed earlier?
 
2012-10-08 09:13:07 PM

Bunny Deville: I see London, I see France, I see every single farking NFL player's underpants.

At least the ones wearing white pants.

Thanks, Nike!


Nike: all their Junk, All the TIME!
 
2012-10-08 09:13:39 PM
Fans not booing now
damn it
 
2012-10-08 09:13:40 PM
I hope Rex Ryan isn't reenacting Steven King's Thinner
 
2012-10-08 09:14:02 PM

Bunny Deville: I see London, I see France, I see every single farking NFL player's underpants.

At least the ones wearing white pants.

Thanks, Nike!


well now i can't stop looking.
 
2012-10-08 09:14:28 PM

Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.

I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky


June 17, 1994 was my fave. Thought I remembered the day so clearly, really I just recalled The Chase
 
2012-10-08 09:14:50 PM
46 yards for Foster, whew.
 
2012-10-08 09:14:54 PM
gonzo!
 
2012-10-08 09:14:55 PM
Well, HELLLL-O MISTER FOSTER!
 
2012-10-08 09:14:57 PM
Foster spitting out some turf there.
 
2012-10-08 09:15:01 PM
MID-FIELD!
 
2012-10-08 09:15:03 PM

Polish Hussar: antidisestablishmentarianism: I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can, so I can coordinate.

I wear them at night to hide symptoms of my coke addiction. That much caffeine gives you CRAZY! eyes


i.cdn.turner.com
Here's to feeling good all the time.
 
2012-10-08 09:15:16 PM
And the Jets are back to their usual selves
 
2012-10-08 09:15:27 PM
Kaboom! Foster runs by Harris
 
2012-10-08 09:15:37 PM

Linkster: Bunny Deville: I see London, I see France, I see every single farking NFL player's underpants.

At least the ones wearing white pants.

Thanks, Nike!

Nike: all their Junk, All the TIME!


socially inept was taken: well now i can't stop looking.


Hahaha. Right now I'm kinda glad I'm not watching. :P

/thanks for the visual, though, Bunny ;)
 
2012-10-08 09:15:52 PM
Nice foster!

/ am facing him in ff
//but would rather texans win
///slashies come in trios
 
rka
2012-10-08 09:15:57 PM

Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.

I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky


Once Brothers
 
2012-10-08 09:16:04 PM

Primitive Screwhead: I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky


Oh yeah. June 17 had a real sense of impending gloom around it. Great filmmaking.
 
2012-10-08 09:16:11 PM

socially inept was taken: Bunny Deville: I see London, I see France, I see every single farking NFL player's underpants.

At least the ones wearing white pants.

Thanks, Nike!

well now i can't stop looking.


What's worse is that the bit that actually covers the crotch area is made of heavier fabric. Almost as if we're SUPPOSED to be able to count their leg hairs through the rest of the pants.
 
2012-10-08 09:16:15 PM
Pregnant girl in my fantasy league named her team Arian Motherhood. That's a good one (arnold voice . wav)
 
2012-10-08 09:16:24 PM

Intel154: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.

I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky

June 17, 1994 was my fave. Thought I remembered the day so clearly, really I just recalled The Chase


Yeah, I forgot the total circus the entire country became on that day.
 
2012-10-08 09:16:55 PM

becksellent: Linkster: Bunny Deville: I see London, I see France, I see every single farking NFL player's underpants.

At least the ones wearing white pants.

Thanks, Nike!

Nike: all their Junk, All the TIME!

socially inept was taken: well now i can't stop looking.

Hahaha. Right now I'm kinda glad I'm not watching. :P

/thanks for the visual, though, Bunny ;)


You know who else wears white pants...
 
2012-10-08 09:17:22 PM

MBTAhole: I hope Rex Ryan isn't reenacting Steven King's Thinner


The gypsy gave him a very special curse - he gets smaller, his feet get bigger.
 
2012-10-08 09:17:34 PM

farkingismybusiness: Polish Hussar: antidisestablishmentarianism: I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can, so I can coordinate.

I wear them at night to hide symptoms of my coke addiction. That much caffeine gives you CRAZY! eyes

[i.cdn.turner.com image 337x233]
Here's to feeling good all the time.


Haha, even the still photo of it makes me laugh.
 
2012-10-08 09:18:02 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Intel154: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.

I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky

June 17, 1994 was my fave. Thought I remembered the day so clearly, really I just recalled The Chase

Yeah, I forgot the total circus the entire country became on that day.


Whoops, I was thinking of The Two Escobars, I think
 
2012-10-08 09:18:09 PM

rka: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.

I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky

Once Brothers


Yes, Once Brothers was great. Vlad Divac on the streets of Croatia for the first time since the civil war was brave.
 
2012-10-08 09:18:16 PM
Nice Foster run, but it amounts to nothing. Punt.
 
2012-10-08 09:18:25 PM
Texans are forced to punt?

The hell?
 
2012-10-08 09:18:42 PM
Why'd the Jets get rid of Jim Leonard?
 
2012-10-08 09:18:52 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: Kaboom! Foster runs by Harris


Though I've never seen a single episode, every time I see "Foster" in this thread my mind immediately goes to "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends." I'm assuming my mind is doing Foster -> Football -> MLP: FiM posts -> Lauren Faust -> "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
 
2012-10-08 09:18:55 PM

robsul82: Nice Foster run, but it amounts to nothing. Punt.


made a field position difference
 
2012-10-08 09:19:26 PM

MBTAhole: Why'd the Jets get rid of Jim Leonard?


Money, I believe.
 
2012-10-08 09:20:27 PM
That might have been the most intelligent comment out of Chuckie in years.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:03 PM
Short, punt that shiat!
 
2012-10-08 09:21:21 PM

Bunny Deville: You know who else wears white pants...


I'm not sure even Kluwe can make up for all the lineman ass I didn't want to see. :P
 
2012-10-08 09:21:30 PM
Wade Phillips always looks like he's trying to remember if he left the iron on.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:39 PM
The pink stuff is great and nice to be promoting breast cancer research and all that.

But, it is pretty amusing to think about someone telling someone like Chuck Noll back in the 70s that "someday you'd be wearing pink hats on the sidelines".
 
2012-10-08 09:21:46 PM
OK, SWITCH!
 
2012-10-08 09:22:08 PM
Sanchez looks like he'd rather be anywhere else but there
 
2012-10-08 09:22:13 PM
END OF 1!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:22:27 PM
This would be a great time for Tebow
 
2012-10-08 09:23:01 PM

becksellent: Bunny Deville: You know who else wears white pants...

I'm not sure even Kluwe can make up for all the lineman ass I didn't want to see. :P


Oh, I thought you were talking about Tattoo from "Fantasy Island"
 
2012-10-08 09:23:23 PM

MBTAhole: This would be a great time for Tebow


To Punt?
 
2012-10-08 09:23:58 PM

Lost Thought 00: Sanchez looks like he'd rather be anywhere else but there


He always looks like that. If cell phones were allowed on field he'd be text every single 13 year old girl in East Rutherford
 
2012-10-08 09:24:01 PM

Linkster: MBTAhole: This would be a great time for Tebow

To Punt?


You think he can't? With God all things are possible.
 
2012-10-08 09:24:08 PM

Polish Hussar: becksellent: Bunny Deville: You know who else wears white pants...

I'm not sure even Kluwe can make up for all the lineman ass I didn't want to see. :P

Oh, I thought you were talking about Tattoo from "Fantasy Island"


Oh, come on now. Everyone that was here yesterday knows that I'm gooey for Kluwe.
 
2012-10-08 09:24:10 PM
PERSONAL PROTECTOR!

DRINK!
 
2012-10-08 09:24:13 PM
Got to give the Jets credit, sons of biatches are showing up and the death of the O-Line seems to have been reported prematurely
 
2012-10-08 09:24:26 PM
Tebow Time!
 
2012-10-08 09:24:31 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:24:37 PM

Linkster: MBTAhole: This would be a great time for Tebow

To Punt?


LOL. Wizard
 
2012-10-08 09:24:38 PM
Personal protector, so Tebow's a jock strap now?
 
2012-10-08 09:24:57 PM

Intel154: rka: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: MBTAhole: Just curious, I didn't know if all 30 for 30's were like that. ESPN had a good episode of something called 4 days in October that I thought was a 30 for 30 about the Sox/Yanks 04 series

Four Days in October was part of it. There were some really good ones last year:

Without Bias
The Two Escobars
The U
Pony Excess
Jordan Rides the Bus

A couple others I forget.

I'd like to add
June 17, 1994
The Real Rocky

Once Brothers

Yes, Once Brothers was great. Vlad Divac on the streets of Croatia for the first time since the civil war was brave.


Once Brothers actually got me really emotional. It's one of the best television programs- of any type- I've ever seen.

TEBOW SAVES!
 
2012-10-08 09:25:02 PM
Tebow picks up the first!

The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era

The Mark Sanchez Era
 
2012-10-08 09:25:12 PM
 
2012-10-08 09:25:23 PM
Tebow is a short yardage terror
 
2012-10-08 09:25:30 PM

Polish Hussar: It's a faaaaaake!


Haha, Al Michaels in Madden?
 
2012-10-08 09:25:30 PM
Tebow gets the 1st down.
 
2012-10-08 09:25:40 PM

Linkster: Personal protector, so Tebow's a jock strap now?


More like a Holy IUD or something.
 
2012-10-08 09:26:32 PM
And booing again.

Fake it again, Rex!
 
2012-10-08 09:26:33 PM
Sanchez fails to pick up the first.

You know, Mark, Tebow just picked up a first down, HMMMMMMMMMMM...
 
2012-10-08 09:26:54 PM

xaks: Linkster: Personal protector, so Tebow's a jock strap now?

More like a Holy IUD or something.


LOL, Sorry, no Tebow Junk for the ladies, he has a loin clothe on.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:04 PM
Way to waste the opportunity Tebow gave you, Mark. >:-(
 
2012-10-08 09:27:10 PM

Bunny Deville: Oh, come on now. Everyone that was here yesterday knows that I'm gooey for Kluwe.


Hahahaha! Slogan. T-shirts. Now.

/okay not really, that would be kind of weird
//still love it, though. :D
 
2012-10-08 09:27:20 PM
Twice TIMMYSPRINKLES has come in, twice he's done something decent, twice he's come out leading to an eventual punt.

I don't think they thought this cunning plan all the way through....
 
2012-10-08 09:27:29 PM
Family style?
 
2012-10-08 09:27:33 PM
okay, guys lets now have an offense that doesn't need a DAGRON, please?
 
2012-10-08 09:27:58 PM

becksellent: Bunny Deville: Oh, come on now. Everyone that was here yesterday knows that I'm gooey for Kluwe.

Hahahaha! Slogan. T-shirts. Now.

/okay not really, that would be kind of weird
//still love it, though. :D


punters get all the chicks
 
2012-10-08 09:28:21 PM
Does any one else kinda feel sorry for Sanchez?
 
2012-10-08 09:28:43 PM
I thought Sparano was supposed to bring this crazy wild cat/ ground n pound offense? All the Jets do this year is not run and watch their WRs trip all over the place
 
2012-10-08 09:28:46 PM

vegaswench: Does any one else kinda feel sorry for Sanchez?


He went to USC so...no.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:03 PM

vegaswench: Does any one else kinda feel sorry for Sanchez?


NO!
 
2012-10-08 09:29:09 PM
The Village People want me to get some crack?
 
2012-10-08 09:29:30 PM
Fireman Ed has a sad.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:36 PM

vegaswench: Does any one else kinda feel sorry for Sanchez?


young, rich, handsome and athletic?
I weep for him
 
2012-10-08 09:29:37 PM

becksellent: Bunny Deville: Oh, come on now. Everyone that was here yesterday knows that I'm gooey for Kluwe.

Hahahaha! Slogan. T-shirts. Now.

/okay not really, that would be kind of weird
//still love it, though. :D


Seriously considering ordering a personalized Vikings jersey that says Gooey4Kluwe...

/I'm graduating in two months if any farker wants to get me a graduation present
//shameless begging, I know
///gooey
 
2012-10-08 09:29:40 PM
fireman ed is an ass hole. fact.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:42 PM

Primitive Screwhead: The Village People want me to get some crack?


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:29:49 PM
can someone give fireplug Ed a shove next time he's standing on the edge like that please?

pretty please?
 
2012-10-08 09:30:24 PM
I like how Nike decided to make their mark on the NFL uniform by giving everyone ugly collars
 
2012-10-08 09:30:32 PM
Okay... I don't think any of the Jets receivers should apply for the "Feces Reception Specialist" job.

Apparently... they can't catch shiat.
 
2012-10-08 09:30:41 PM

Captain Steroid: Primitive Screwhead: The Village People want me to get some crack?

[i1182.photobucket.com image 125x90]


I thought it was an anti-drug ad at first.
 
2012-10-08 09:31:54 PM

vegaswench: Does any one else kinda feel sorry for Sanchez?


blog.rooftopcomedy.com

No
 
2012-10-08 09:32:13 PM
Heh, Foster was trying to stop and juke and the turfmonster got 'im
 
2012-10-08 09:32:23 PM
Once Brothers was the best one, by far.

Other good ones:
Winning Time
Without Bias
Into The Wind
The Two Escobars
The Tim Richmond one
Pony Excess
The Best That Never Was
Guru of Go
Unguarded
The Fab Five

I didn't really like the 1994 one. It was a different format, but it just didn't get me. The Marinovich Project was just weird/depressing, not sure how I felt about that one.
 
2012-10-08 09:32:25 PM

MBTAhole: I like how Nike decided to make their mark on the NFL uniform by giving everyone ugly collars


On any jersey that had used to have a white collar, it now looks like they have a polo underneath their uniform.
 
2012-10-08 09:32:34 PM
Runnin' Runnin' runnin', RawHide!
 
2012-10-08 09:32:36 PM
TD Texans
 
2012-10-08 09:32:39 PM
FOSTER TD!
 
2012-10-08 09:32:42 PM
TD TEXANS!
 
2012-10-08 09:32:51 PM
Houston TD, 13-7 Texans. Upcoming extra point attempt
 
2012-10-08 09:32:51 PM
Is a Gruden Grinder like a meatball sammich?
 
2012-10-08 09:32:53 PM
Touchdown by the guy with an unfortunate name.
 
2012-10-08 09:32:57 PM
Touchdown, Nazi Superman!
 
2012-10-08 09:32:59 PM
Texans O-line is opening SEAMS.
 
2012-10-08 09:33:29 PM
EXP is good!

14-7 TEX
 
2012-10-08 09:33:33 PM
Welp, there goes my 11.5 PT lead
 
2012-10-08 09:33:36 PM
14-7 Houston, 11:11 2nd
 
2012-10-08 09:33:39 PM

libranoelrose: Is a Gruden Grinder like a meatball sammich?


I like Gruden, but he's a ham sammich.
 
2012-10-08 09:33:46 PM

libranoelrose: Is a Gruden Grinder like a meatball sammich?


Mmm, meatball sammich
 
2012-10-08 09:33:52 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Nazi Superman!


No crap. Who the hell names their black baby Aryan?
 
2012-10-08 09:34:15 PM
I'm mostly indifferent about Houston, but it's great to see an NFL team that bothers to put together a solid running game.
 
2012-10-08 09:34:31 PM

Gonz: Texans O-line is opening SEAMS.


You could drive Mining Equipment through those holes!
 
2012-10-08 09:34:49 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Nazi Superman!

No crap. Who the hell names their black baby Aryan?


Trolls?
 
2012-10-08 09:35:01 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Nazi Superman!

No crap. Who the hell names their black baby Aryan?


Someone with a great, GREAT sense of irony. :P
 
2012-10-08 09:35:40 PM
Face it Kids, the Texans are the real deal!
 
2012-10-08 09:37:01 PM
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era

The Tim Tebow Era
 
2012-10-08 09:37:13 PM
Tebow run, Tebow stop
 
2012-10-08 09:37:17 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:37:21 PM

Polish Hussar: antidisestablishmentarianism: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Nazi Superman!

No crap. Who the hell names their black baby Aryan?

Trolls?


Well, its Arian for one thing, but the dude was a black guy in Tennesse who didn't fit in cause he liked to write poetry. This is the dude that in the middle of "NFL now cares about player safety" tweet an x-ray pic of his injury labeling his muscles as "awesomeness". His existence is a troll
 
2012-10-08 09:37:44 PM
Cushing's hurt
 
2012-10-08 09:37:57 PM
MAN DOWN!
 
2012-10-08 09:37:57 PM
Tebow is at his best when he takes it in the mouth?
 
2012-10-08 09:38:04 PM
FARK cushing's hurt
 
2012-10-08 09:38:12 PM
Are we comparing Kevin Walter to Ed McCaffery now? There must be something those guys have in common. Gritty? Smart? High motor guys? Something...
 
2012-10-08 09:38:14 PM
Mark Sanchez: The poor man's Craig Morton.
 
2012-10-08 09:38:14 PM
lol

Fans booing as Tebow comes off the field and Sanchize goes back out
 
2012-10-08 09:38:23 PM
Heh, NY fans booing as Sanchize comes back on the field.
 
2012-10-08 09:38:25 PM
Maybe they're saying boo-chez?
 
2012-10-08 09:38:41 PM
Jets fans booing as Sanchez returns.

The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era

The Mark Sanchez Era
 
2012-10-08 09:38:51 PM

Gonz: Are we comparing Kevin Walter to Ed McCaffery now? There must be something those guys have in common. Gritty? Smart? High motor guys? Something...


Blue collar work ethic. Lunch pail guys.
 
2012-10-08 09:38:54 PM

ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt


"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.
 
2012-10-08 09:39:18 PM
Fark. That roid rager is on my fantasy team.
 
2012-10-08 09:39:19 PM

Gonz: Are we comparing Kevin Walter to Ed McCaffery now? There must be something those guys have in common. Gritty? Smart? High motor guys? Something...


They sure as hell couldn't get away with being named Aryan?
 
2012-10-08 09:39:32 PM

robsul82: Jets fans booing as Sanchez returns.

The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era


I admire your dedication to this running gag.
 
2012-10-08 09:39:45 PM
Hi Tom
 
2012-10-08 09:40:03 PM
Nice jinx!
 
2012-10-08 09:40:03 PM

UNC_Samurai: Mark Sanchez: The poor man's Craig Morton.


OUCH!
 
2012-10-08 09:40:06 PM
Alright, that's the first time I've seen the "Ray, meet Tom" commercial. Not bad.
 
2012-10-08 09:40:23 PM
TEXAN DOWN! Remember the Alamo!
 
2012-10-08 09:40:24 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:40:25 PM
Fighter pilots do not talk like that, regardless of gender

/not a fighter pilot
 
2012-10-08 09:40:25 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Tebow is at his best when he takes it in the mouth?


I heard that as well. So is Sanchez going to get booed every time he walks onto the field?

Why is an Air Force pilot doing commercials for Navy Federal Credit Union, they couldn't find a cute F/A-18 pilot?
 
2012-10-08 09:40:35 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: robsul82: Jets fans booing as Sanchez returns.

The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era

I admire your dedication to this running gag.


They need to take it to the next level, like the back of the Browns QB jerseys.
 
2012-10-08 09:40:53 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Alright, that's the first time I've seen the "Ray, meet Tom" commercial. Not bad.


ray's expression is perfect
 
2012-10-08 09:40:57 PM
Kerley needed to get moe, on that play.
 
2012-10-08 09:41:22 PM
Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.
 
2012-10-08 09:41:51 PM
Going for it on fourth down without Tebow? Madness!
 
2012-10-08 09:41:56 PM

Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: Tebow is at his best when he takes it in the mouth?

I heard that as well. So is Sanchez going to get booed every time he walks onto the field?

Why is an actress dressed as a fighter pilot doing commercials for Navy Federal Credit Union, they couldn't stick her in front of some F/A-18's?


FTFM
 
2012-10-08 09:42:06 PM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 501x377]


I'm not entirely sure why, but that makes me laugh like an idiot. :P
 
2012-10-08 09:42:27 PM
Looks like Sanchez made it.
 
2012-10-08 09:42:36 PM
Damn, if Cushing is actually out that's a big blow to the Texans' D. He's a beast in the middle.
 
2012-10-08 09:42:48 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: robsul82: Jets fans booing as Sanchez returns.

The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era
The Tim Tebow Era
The Mark Sanchez Era

I admire your dedication to this running gag.


Raw must be really bad
 
2012-10-08 09:43:09 PM

xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.


He's hungry
 
2012-10-08 09:43:19 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 501x377]

I'm not entirely sure why, but that makes me laugh like an idiot. :P


He has a knack for doing that. That's why he was one of the first people I favorited when I started posting in these threads.
 
2012-10-08 09:43:29 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 501x377]

I'm not entirely sure why, but that makes me laugh like an idiot. :P


I think it's the pouty-face. :P

First down!
 
2012-10-08 09:44:04 PM
No Dagron
 
2012-10-08 09:44:07 PM
One foot in, one foot out! >_<
 
2012-10-08 09:44:09 PM

Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry


For food, feet, or some combination of the two?
 
2012-10-08 09:44:14 PM
IN-CUM-PLETE!
 
2012-10-08 09:44:15 PM
Joseph got LUCKY Cromartie didn't bring that in, he was beaten.
 
2012-10-08 09:44:27 PM
No dargon for NY
 
2012-10-08 09:44:41 PM
That pass to Cromartie just smells like desperation.
 
rka
2012-10-08 09:44:43 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Gonz: Are we comparing Kevin Walter to Ed McCaffery now? There must be something those guys have in common. Gritty? Smart? High motor guys? Something...

Blue collar work ethic. Lunch pail guys.


High football IQ
 
2012-10-08 09:44:58 PM

Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?


Does it really matter, do you think?
 
2012-10-08 09:45:05 PM
How is that not pass interference? Didn't he have his arm across his chest grabbing pad?
 
2012-10-08 09:45:20 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Gonz: Are we comparing Kevin Walter to Ed McCaffery now? There must be something those guys have in common. Gritty? Smart? High motor guys? Something...

Blue collar work ethic. Lunch pail guys.


Excellent football IQ. Fundamentally solid. Surprising athleticism / sneaky speed.
 
2012-10-08 09:45:25 PM

Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?


And tv, for the trifecta
 
2012-10-08 09:45:33 PM
Baltimore takes the lead!
 
2012-10-08 09:45:42 PM
TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW
 
2012-10-08 09:45:46 PM
Please don't EVER do That AGAIN, Mark!
 
2012-10-08 09:46:16 PM
How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?
 
2012-10-08 09:46:40 PM
Jets...go for it on 4th...get it...then punt anyway
 
2012-10-08 09:46:49 PM

xaks: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

Does it really matter, do you think?


I'm trying to figure out if I should be securing my boots to my legs with duct tape right now
 
2012-10-08 09:46:53 PM

bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?


At least he isn't channeling Berman when he does it. "JJ Waaaaaaaaaaaatts"
 
2012-10-08 09:46:53 PM

kanesays: That pass to Cromartie just smells like desperation.


Bringing in Tebow as a receiver would be desperation. And actually I don't get why they don't have him run out on pass routes.
 
2012-10-08 09:47:03 PM
We don't see enough QB's punting from the shotgun on 4th down plays these days.
 
2012-10-08 09:47:05 PM

MBTAhole: Jets...go for it on 4th...get it...then punt anyway


For the second time this game.
 
2012-10-08 09:47:21 PM

Intel154: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

And tv, for the trifecta


But wouldn't the TV be, then, a goddamn snack?
 
2012-10-08 09:48:10 PM

WhyteRaven74: kanesays: That pass to Cromartie just smells like desperation.

Bringing in Tebow as a receiver would be desperation. And actually I don't get why they don't have him run out on pass routes.


he could, maybe, do some tom rathman fullback type catches but he lacks WR speed
 
2012-10-08 09:48:12 PM

xaks: Intel154: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

And tv, for the trifecta

But wouldn't the TV be, then, a goddamn snack?


TV dinner?
 
2012-10-08 09:48:19 PM

bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?


What the hell is a JJ Watt?
 
2012-10-08 09:48:35 PM

Polish Hussar: becksellent: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 501x377]

I'm not entirely sure why, but that makes me laugh like an idiot. :P

He has a knack for doing that. That's why he was one of the first people I favorited when I started posting in these threads.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:48:55 PM

eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?


Nice!
 
2012-10-08 09:48:55 PM

Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?


Both?
 
2012-10-08 09:49:05 PM

eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?


A unit of JJ power, equal to one JJ joule per JJ second.
 
2012-10-08 09:49:17 PM

eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?


*Rambo voice, whispered to Sanchize

Your worst nightmare
 
2012-10-08 09:49:55 PM

Sunrazor: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

Both?


That's from Rex's Flikr, isn't it?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:00 PM

Sunrazor: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

Both?


Toe jam?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:02 PM

dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.


Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:09 PM
the fark? are the in helmet mirophones not working or what?
 
2012-10-08 09:50:19 PM

eddievercetti: What the hell is a JJ Watt?


One joule per second, but only while playing football
 
2012-10-08 09:50:30 PM
And the joy of calling in everything to the QB, when it goes bad you burn a timeout. Steve Young sits quietly and rolls his eyes.
 
2012-10-08 09:50:51 PM
Derrick Rose is so heroic for rehabbing his knee!
 
2012-10-08 09:51:28 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: eddievercetti: bulldg4life: How many times can Gruden say "JJ Watts" tonight?

What the hell is a JJ Watt?

A unit of JJ power, equal to one JJ joule per JJ second.


1/746 of a Tebow Centaur
 
2012-10-08 09:52:38 PM
Foster with the crucial catch!
 
2012-10-08 09:52:40 PM
nice toss while being hit
 
2012-10-08 09:52:41 PM
I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>
 
2012-10-08 09:52:53 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?


Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??
 
2012-10-08 09:53:23 PM

Captain Steroid: I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>


There's no such thing as a Schaubberry....
 
2012-10-08 09:53:35 PM

Captain Steroid: I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>


ssssshhhhhh, let the nation keeping thinking flacco ryan and sanchez are better than him
 
2012-10-08 09:53:38 PM

Captain Steroid: I think this "Matt Schaub" fellow might be legit... >_>


Shaub the Squab!

/got nutt'n
 
2012-10-08 09:53:44 PM

MBTAhole: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?

Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??


he was there, I wasn't. So I credit his version.
 
2012-10-08 09:54:10 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Nice!


Surprised no one said that earlier in the thread
 
2012-10-08 09:54:46 PM
Jets D looks really small
 
2012-10-08 09:55:28 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?

Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??

he was there, I wasn't. So I credit his version.


Yeah... it would have been one thing if it was just a bunch of talking heads saying "Chiefs fans were awful".

When it is a guy who is on your own farking team calling out his own fans, who should be thinking really hard before trying to stir the pot locally, I'll assume he knew how it was being directed.
 
2012-10-08 09:56:07 PM

MBTAhole: Jets D looks really small


Or do the Texans O look big?
 
2012-10-08 09:56:27 PM
The best thing the Jets could do offensively now is have Tebow go deep to Cromartie. Timmy's got a dragon, he just can't handle the intermediate stuff (i.e. throws you expect an NFL QB to make).

Let him go deep to a speedster. Might just work.
 
2012-10-08 09:56:33 PM

MBTAhole: Jets D looks really small


they don't have that Wilfork style NT but they seem big enough otherwise
 
2012-10-08 09:56:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 09:57:49 PM
JJ WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
 
2012-10-08 09:58:06 PM

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]


I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:09 PM

dletter: CodeMonkey4Life: MBTAhole: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: dletter: ATRDCI: FARK cushing's hurt

"They are boo'ing Sanchez returning, not Cushing going down"... it's not like we are in KC people.

Too bad people in KC were cheering Quinn (yes, it's gotten THAT bad for the Chiefs), not Cassel's injury, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story, right?

Didn't a Chef OL perpetuate that story??

he was there, I wasn't. So I credit his version.

Yeah... it would have been one thing if it was just a bunch of talking heads saying "Chiefs fans were awful".

When it is a guy who is on your own farking team calling out his own fans, who should be thinking really hard before trying to stir the pot locally, I'll assume he knew how it was being directed.


And you know what, Fark you "We were cheering for Quinn".... if that is the case, wait for Cassel to get off the field at least.... why was Quinn coming in... because Cassel got KO'ed seriously, not a coaches decision.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:42 PM

bulldg4life: JJ WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


He has 'ups' apparently.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:48 PM
Gruden, former coach of Tampa Bay when Warren Sapp was there, is shocked at the production of an inside D lineman?
 
2012-10-08 09:58:57 PM
Jets should go for it on 3rd down
 
2012-10-08 09:59:05 PM
Jets D did their job. Too bad they're back on the field in 3 plays.
-------------
Does JJ Watt involve
 
2012-10-08 09:59:15 PM
First down, Jets. o.o
 
2012-10-08 09:59:32 PM

nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.


Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball. It's foolproof!
 
2012-10-08 09:59:53 PM

nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.


Why? Sanchez always finds an empty patch of field to throw to!
 
2012-10-08 09:59:57 PM
Sanchez fumbles and the Jets gain 8.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:04 PM
LOL It takes Sanchize getting strip-sacked to get a running play to go for a first down
 
2012-10-08 10:00:10 PM
Jets...seriosuly. Put in Tebow
 
2012-10-08 10:00:11 PM
Holy crap. Bad post on my part...

Meant to hit refresh.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:11 PM
the old lateral to the FB staple of the offense
 
2012-10-08 10:00:15 PM
oh come farking on; we sack them, they get an 8 yard gain?
 
2012-10-08 10:00:20 PM
"That's one of the better plays the Jets have had tonight."

Tirico with the slap in the face there.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:22 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball, so no risk of interception. It's foolproof!


Clarified.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:23 PM
Whatever the Jets are paying that fullback, they ain't paying him enough! O_O
 
2012-10-08 10:00:29 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.

Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball. It's foolproof!


Also, the laws of the Universe do not apply to Pinkie Pie
 
2012-10-08 10:00:30 PM
So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?

It sure ain't UF vs LSU!

/Go Gators
 
2012-10-08 10:01:27 PM

Earguy: So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?


Not the asskicking we were expecting and the devil hasn't come yet.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:00 PM

UNC_Samurai: Tirico with the slap in the face there.


Young was trolling the Jets something fierce before the game.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:01 PM
That Fb may have bought Sanchez another hour of real time as the Jets starting qb
 
2012-10-08 10:02:14 PM

Earguy: So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?

It sure ain't UF vs LSU!

/Go Gators


jets have run some trick stuff, but as a houston fan its a bit frustrating this isn't put away already
 
2012-10-08 10:02:15 PM

eddievercetti: Earguy: So hey, gang, is this as disappointingly lackluster as it appears?

Not the asskicking we were expecting and the devil hasn't come yet.


He showed up to the tailgate. Had to be exorcised by Timmysprinkles.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:30 PM
 
2012-10-08 10:02:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Olympic Trolling Judge: nvmac: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 842x948]

I'm afraid the second part of the equation may be faulty.

Why? Unless he throws Tebow out of bounds it's impossible to be incomplete. And now that the real refs are back, you can't catch the ball by catching the guy with the ball. It's foolproof!

Also, the laws of the Universe do not apply to Pinkie Pie


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 10:03:08 PM
There's been more excitement so far in the Yanks/O's game.
 
2012-10-08 10:03:50 PM
no BAD defense, do NOT let them back in
 
2012-10-08 10:03:51 PM
DUDE!
 
2012-10-08 10:03:52 PM
Faux Ryans. I like it
 
2012-10-08 10:04:23 PM
Forced down!
 
2012-10-08 10:04:34 PM
Jeebus!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:49 PM
Sanchezception!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:55 PM
Pick and almost six!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:57 PM
So much for that drive...
 
2012-10-08 10:06:00 PM
PICK!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:05 PM
Sanchez intercepted and taken from one red zone to the other. Lawl.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:05 PM
Oh my!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:06 PM
FARK YEAH
 
2012-10-08 10:06:07 PM
1.21 JJWATTS!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:07 PM
Awwww......that was almost perfect.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:12 PM
Maybe the Jake won't be about Yo Gabba Gabbert tomorrow after all.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:14 PM
shop.artwelove.com
 
2012-10-08 10:06:20 PM
Sanchereception!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:20 PM
Huge INT return!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:27 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

NOW you can add Sanchez to the Delhomme board. -_-'
 
2012-10-08 10:06:45 PM

bulldg4life: Venuri joins 2103 World Golf Hall of Fame class

GG ESPN


Well, he deserves it. If he would have won the (56?) Masters as an amateur, it's said he would have been offered the chairmanship of Augusta National.

Oh, "Venuri". Nice proofreading, WWL.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:47 PM
And Chen gets out of a bases-loaded jam in the 4th!

Everything's coming up Milhouse!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:56 PM
Wow, awesome Texan-ception.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:10 PM

Bunny Deville: Maybe the Jake won't be about Yo Gabba Gabbert tomorrow after all.


Worst case scenario: Sanchez gets 50.0, is finally benched for Tebow, rob has a three-way tie.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:19 PM
Mark Sanchez, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2012-10-08 10:07:22 PM
Sanchez the gunslinger

i855.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 10:07:35 PM

Gonz: Well, he deserves it.


If he really deserves it, they wouldn't wait 90 years to do it.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:50 PM
That was the Sanchez I was promised
I was getting worried there
 
rka
2012-10-08 10:07:52 PM
Another failure on a potential pick-6.

No one knows how to turn back and block someone. Just cost themselves 4 points.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:54 PM
Texans FGA upcoming.
 
2012-10-08 10:07:58 PM
settle for 3
 
2012-10-08 10:08:18 PM
New York has the Jets, L.A. doesn't have a NFL franchise either
 
2012-10-08 10:08:19 PM
All that for a field goal? Really?
 
2012-10-08 10:08:32 PM
Texans' FG is good. 17-7 Houston at the half.
 
2012-10-08 10:08:36 PM

Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: Polish Hussar: Sunrazor: xaks: Damn, Rexxy looks...grumpy.

He's hungry

For food, feet, or some combination of the two?

Both?

That's from Rex's Flikr, isn't it?


Mebbe...yes
 
2012-10-08 10:08:39 PM
27-yard Texans FGA is good.

17-7 Houston, halftime.

Jets receive to start the second half.
 
2012-10-08 10:08:51 PM

17-7 TEX

HALFTIME IN JERSEY!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 10:08:58 PM
"Jets could've narrowed it down to 4"

Guess Tirico figured a Jets TD wasn't happening
 
2012-10-08 10:09:02 PM

vegaswench: Pick and almost six!

 
2012-10-08 10:09:11 PM

irishman4: [shop.artwelove.com image 600x480]


It's only halftime!!


/yeah it's totally over
 
2012-10-08 10:09:22 PM

Bunny Deville: All that for a field goal? Really?


Hey, it denied the Jets an easy score. That INT was either a 6 or 10 point swing.
 
2012-10-08 10:09:46 PM
Holy shiat I can't stand this double deep Berman croaking sound. Never noticed it before.
 
2012-10-08 10:09:59 PM

bulldg4life: "Jets could've narrowed it down to 4"

Guess Tirico figured a Jets TD wasn't happening


he watched the same pregame we did
 
2012-10-08 10:09:59 PM

Di Atribe: yeah it's totally over


Unless...Tebow.
 
2012-10-08 10:10:25 PM
I know I shouldn't be complaining, but come on, you couldn't have run that all the way? :(

Ah well, at least its 17-7 instead of 14 all
 
2012-10-08 10:10:26 PM

mikaloyd: vegaswench: Pick and almost six!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 10:10:42 PM
onitpr.files.wordpress.com

1.21 JJ Watts.
 
2012-10-08 10:11:00 PM
Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!
 
2012-10-08 10:11:32 PM
He should've said "Eagles dogfood"
 
2012-10-08 10:11:51 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!


I did, just in time to see the Jeter error
 
2012-10-08 10:12:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!


Yeah as if MLB would let a stream through
 
2012-10-08 10:12:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!


Meh, Empire Strikes Back is on Spike.
 
2012-10-08 10:12:14 PM
Buck Jackson's Mother!
 
2012-10-08 10:13:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!


No
 
2012-10-08 10:13:20 PM
Texans score 24+ in the second half.
 
2012-10-08 10:13:30 PM

mikaloyd: cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!

Yeah as if MLB would let a stream through


One of the worst things about the MLB. At least with the NFL you get streamed Sunday and Monday night games for free.
 
2012-10-08 10:13:37 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!


Huh. I din't know the Ravens played baseball.

Waitaminute...
 
2012-10-08 10:13:49 PM
My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.
 
2012-10-08 10:14:17 PM

mikaloyd: mikaloyd: vegaswench: Pick and almost six!

[i.imgur.com image 618x800]


Hey! You're a Raiders fan. There will be no ponies from Raiders fans. It's the law.
 
2012-10-08 10:14:33 PM

Di Atribe: irishman4: [shop.artwelove.com image 600x480]

It's only halftime!!


/yeah it's totally over


OMG Di we saw the Library episodes and I've had so many spoilers that I was like oh fark but she... and she.... but no... WHYYYYYYYYYYY and then I flipped out and then the NEXT episode was you know WHO back and I was like DAMN tug at my heartstrings some MORE and now we only have two more Tennant episodes and I has a sad.

Ahem. And the Jets suck.
 
2012-10-08 10:15:27 PM

DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez David Carr puts us through game after game after game.


FTFHouston

/I feel ya bro
//liek dis if u cry every tiem
 
2012-10-08 10:15:41 PM

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: yeah it's totally over

Unless...Tebow.


I won't lie. That would pretty fantastic. And even though I want the Texans to win... if they had to lose....
 
2012-10-08 10:16:04 PM
Early season still, but we may have JJ Watt MVP discussions very soon.
 
2012-10-08 10:16:55 PM

DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.


Put a hit on her teacher
 
2012-10-08 10:17:28 PM
Funny how differently the Chiefs are talking about Cassel's concussion from how the Redskins are talking about RGIII's concussion.
 
2012-10-08 10:17:42 PM
img.chan4chan.com

Can someone with skills edit the signs to say 'Sanchez' & 'Tebow' plz?
 
2012-10-08 10:17:58 PM

mikaloyd: DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.

Put a hit on her teacher


Sean Payton?
 
2012-10-08 10:18:17 PM

mikaloyd: DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.

Put a hit on her teacher


Obviously we should only say weak words, like doily and crinoline.
 
2012-10-08 10:18:18 PM

ZMugg: [img.chan4chan.com image 140x99]

Can someone with skills edit the signs to say 'Sanchez' & 'Tebow' plz?


Oh, that's good...I wish I had skillz.
 
2012-10-08 10:18:19 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ok everyone flip over to the ALDS!


I hate baseball. Baseball sucks and I hate it.

Bunny Deville: OMG Di we saw the Library episodes and I've had so many spoilers that I was like oh fark but she... and she.... but no... WHYYYYYYYYYYY and then I flipped out and then the NEXT episode was you know WHO back and I was like DAMN tug at my heartstrings some MORE and now we only have two more Tennant episodes and I has a sad.


OMG I totally saw your tweeters but I was away from a real computer and it was hard to reply but yeah OMG and don't worry, Smith is a good doctor too, but not as hot, but more doctor-y in that alien/weird kind of way. It's hard to take on a new doctor. You will be ok and most likely love the Ponds.

Bunny Deville: Ahem. And the Jets suck.


I know, right?
 
2012-10-08 10:18:29 PM

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: yeah it's totally over

Unless...Tebow.

I won't lie. That would pretty fantastic. And even though I want the Texans to win... if they had to lose....


You hear that, Jets? Even the TEXANS want Tebow!
 
2012-10-08 10:18:47 PM
OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!
 
2012-10-08 10:19:05 PM

bulldg4life: Gonz: Well, he deserves it.

If he really deserves it, they wouldn't wait 90 years to do it.


You know, normally, I can take both sides of that argument. But looking at Venturi's career quickly, he has 14 wins and a major. You know who else has 14 and 1? Hal Sutton.

I take it back, Venturi doesn't deserve it.
 
2012-10-08 10:19:19 PM

WhyteRaven74: Funny how differently the Chiefs are talking about Cassel's concussion from how the Redskins are talking about RGIII's concussion.


Could you please elaborate on this? I was out of town this weekend and only got to watch two games. TWO!
 
2012-10-08 10:19:19 PM

mikaloyd: DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.

Put a hit on her teacher


Come on, now. Be civilized. Put her horse's head in her bed, and if that doesn't work then you take out the hit.
 
2012-10-08 10:19:24 PM

DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.


Proper response was "It's not that bad honey. It depends on how it is used. If I tell you that I just hate-farked your teacher last weekend, then it doesn't seem that bad does it sweetheart?"
 
2012-10-08 10:19:44 PM

becksellent: OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!


Night.

/out
 
2012-10-08 10:19:54 PM

becksellent: OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!


Aw man! I just got here! OK well good night, Your Becksellence!
 
2012-10-08 10:19:58 PM

becksellent: OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!


G'night! ^_^
 
2012-10-08 10:20:19 PM

becksellent: OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!


Goodnight, Becks
 
2012-10-08 10:20:44 PM

Di Atribe: I hate baseball. Baseball sucks and I hate it.


You shut your whore mouth!

/don't worry, next year the rangers will get quite a few free win against the astros
 
2012-10-08 10:20:51 PM

DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.


Be happy she isn't a J-E-S-T fan, she's way over the maturity level of the average Jets fan, at least down here in Florida.
 
2012-10-08 10:21:29 PM

vegaswench: mikaloyd: mikaloyd: vegaswench: Pick and almost six!

[i.imgur.com image 618x800]

Hey! You're a Raiders fan. There will be no ponies from Raiders fans. It's the law.


What if its a pirate pony w pornstache?

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-08 10:21:30 PM

becksellent: OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!


Have a good night girl - see you Thursday - dream of a Steelers win.
 
2012-10-08 10:21:42 PM
Game on!
 
2012-10-08 10:21:55 PM

Bunny Deville: mikaloyd: DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.

Put a hit on her teacher

Obviously we should only say weak words, like doily and crinoline.


Right? What the hell is "strong" and "weak", anyway? It was too much to take in all at once- Texans are streaking down the sideline, my daughter is giving me nonsense from her school... ugh.
 
2012-10-08 10:22:00 PM
Sanchez for the Jake! C'mon buddy, you know you want it.
 
2012-10-08 10:22:08 PM
Good night, becks. Good evening, Di. Aaand GAME ON!
 
2012-10-08 10:22:22 PM
Way to jinx them Gruden. You don't say 'on the way to the win' before the half starts. Amiright Green Bay?
 
2012-10-08 10:22:31 PM
well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want
 
2012-10-08 10:22:49 PM

becksellent: OK kids, it's been fun and all, but I have to get some sleep (early work day tomorrow). :( Hopefully I'll see at least some of you guys for the Thursday night game. :) Until then, peace!


Night, I'm out too, until Thursday, good night and good luck!
 
2012-10-08 10:22:54 PM
I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.

Back to football. Have I told you about my newfound love for Chris Kluwe?

/waits for rest of thread to start throwing rotten tomatoes
 
2012-10-08 10:23:15 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want


My commute is 14 minutes TYVM.
 
2012-10-08 10:23:17 PM

Di Atribe: Could you please elaborate on this? I was out of town this weekend and only got to watch two games. TWO!


The Chiefs are basically admitting that Cassel won't play Sunday. Which should be no surprise to anyone. The Redskins? They're talking about RGIII practicing Wednesday, getting checked out by a neurologist Thursday and they say hopefully he'll play Sunday but they're saying it in a way that indicates no one on the Redskins understands it takes a while to get over a concussion.
 
2012-10-08 10:23:29 PM
ANOTHER MAN DOWN!
 
2012-10-08 10:23:44 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want


FELT your pain. Just moved to within 5 minutes of my and wife's work from 35 minutes.

YEA!!!
 
2012-10-08 10:23:59 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want


I have a 35 minute commute, but I can show up whenever I want.
/Presently working on moving closer to work.
 
2012-10-08 10:24:01 PM
Fattie down!
 
2012-10-08 10:24:44 PM

Bunny Deville: I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.

Back to football. Have I told you about my newfound love for Chris Kluwe?

/waits for rest of thread to start throwing rotten tomatoes


There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O
 
2012-10-08 10:24:50 PM
O's get out the inning in 4 pitches.
----------------
Whar Tebow?
 
2012-10-08 10:24:57 PM

DevilsHorns J: Bunny Deville: mikaloyd: DevilsHorns J: My 4 year old daughter just lectured me by saying "Daddy, st school they say "hate" is strong word, and we shouldn't say it." Fark that noise- I hate what Mark Sanchez puts us through game after game after game.

Put a hit on her teacher

Obviously we should only say weak words, like doily and crinoline.

Right? What the hell is "strong" and "weak", anyway? It was too much to take in all at once- Texans are streaking down the sideline, my daughter is giving me nonsense from her school... ugh.


My daughter's class last year had a word graveyard, where they put all the words they got caught saying that they weren't supposed to. My kid is a Reddit troll, so I had to caution her not to add any colorful metaphors to it.
 
2012-10-08 10:24:59 PM

Polish Hussar: CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want

I have a 35 minute commute, but I can show up whenever I want.
/Presently working on moving closer to work.


My hour plus commute each way is giving the lot of you a seriously mean face.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:42 PM

cameroncrazy1984: CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want

My commute is 14 minutes TYVM.


On Wednesday, my commute drops to 4 miles. No clue on the time, but the mileage reduction will be nice.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:04 PM

Bunny Deville: I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.


Even knowing how it ends up, it's a great ride. Some awesome episodes coming up. Starting with The 11th Hour. Plus the music gets way cooler.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:22 PM

xaks: Polish Hussar: CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want

I have a 35 minute commute, but I can show up whenever I want.
/Presently working on moving closer to work.

My hour plus commute each way is giving the lot of you a seriously mean face.


You may want to avoid the telecommuting thread in the Geek tab
 
2012-10-08 10:26:59 PM
Teixiera just Bucknered a ball.
 
2012-10-08 10:27:06 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want


I have a 5 foot commute....
 
2012-10-08 10:27:39 PM
Tebow Tebow Tebow
 
2012-10-08 10:27:44 PM
Another blown play for a gain. JTES lucky.
 
2012-10-08 10:27:48 PM

nvmac: Bunny Deville: I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.

Back to football. Have I told you about my newfound love for Chris Kluwe?

/waits for rest of thread to start throwing rotten tomatoes

There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O


The love fest last night was with becks and ariseatex. We're all gooey for Kluwe.
 
2012-10-08 10:28:02 PM
Tebow on the tackle!
 
2012-10-08 10:28:02 PM
Traveling! He moved his plant foot after he dribbled!
 
2012-10-08 10:28:25 PM

mikaloyd: Tebow Tebow Tebow


Rex is way too hard headed and proud to do that, other than throwing a bone out once in a while.
 
2012-10-08 10:28:28 PM

VTGremlin: Bunny Deville: I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.

Even knowing how it ends up, it's a great ride. Some awesome episodes coming up. Starting with The 11th Hour. Plus the music gets way cooler.


In fact, here it is to get you amped up. No spoilers, just music. But how can anyone hate this theme?!?!
 
2012-10-08 10:28:43 PM

Polish Hussar: xaks: Polish Hussar: CodeMonkey4Life: well goodnight to everyone who doesn't have a 7 minute commute to a job where they can show up whenever they want

I have a 35 minute commute, but I can show up whenever I want.
/Presently working on moving closer to work.

My hour plus commute each way is giving the lot of you a seriously mean face.

You may want to avoid the telecommuting thread in the Geek tab


Yea, well, day to day it sucks, but as long as it isn't mushed all up into my face reminder-like it ain't too bad. But some times...damn.

Anyhow, threadjack off :P
 
2012-10-08 10:29:22 PM

nvmac: There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O


wat
 
2012-10-08 10:29:26 PM
ESPN pro Tebow bias: Link
 
2012-10-08 10:29:41 PM

Bunny Deville: nvmac: Bunny Deville: I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.

Back to football. Have I told you about my newfound love for Chris Kluwe?

/waits for rest of thread to start throwing rotten tomatoes

There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O

The love fest last night was with becks and ariseatex. We're all gooey for Kluwe.


AH. I was concentrating on the action and not the players I guess. My bad.

:-)~
 
2012-10-08 10:29:48 PM

VTGremlin: Bunny Deville: I'm sure I will get used to him. I'm more worried about getting through the next two seasons knowing what I now know. Also someone spoiled the Wedding of River song for me because I made the mistake of asking a rhetorical question. One more reason to get caught the fark up, I guess.

Even knowing how it ends up, it's a great ride. Some awesome episodes coming up. Starting with The 11th Hour. Plus the music gets way cooler.


Awesome. I can't wait. We finish off Tennant tomorrow... maybe tonight if the husband gets his lab reports graded.

/frequent cries of "these lab reports are bad, and these kids should FEEL bad"
 
2012-10-08 10:30:36 PM
not mongo!
 
2012-10-08 10:31:07 PM

Di Atribe: nvmac: There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O

wat


Nvmac's just getting the AltF4s mixed up. That's why you favorite in different colors, man!
 
2012-10-08 10:31:34 PM

SpikeStrip: not mongo!


Santa Maria!
 
2012-10-08 10:31:39 PM
Man, Coples looks like hot garbage out there on every other play. Good thing we didn't go after Bruce Irvin or Chandler Jones.
 
2012-10-08 10:32:00 PM
Foster have a spoiler?
 
2012-10-08 10:32:47 PM

DevilsHorns J: Man, Coples looks like hot garbage out there on every other play. Good thing we didn't go after Bruce Irvin or Chandler Jones.


Gholston, no real point I just like typing that.
 
2012-10-08 10:33:59 PM
Not the best approach to running the ball, dude.
 
2012-10-08 10:34:37 PM
First down, Houston at their 49
 
2012-10-08 10:34:57 PM

robsul82: Not the best approach to running the ball, dude.


Well, he is the 3rd string back
 
2012-10-08 10:35:49 PM
A dump pass over a blitz is right up there with a screen or draw as "ways to make the other guy call off blitzes".

Love it.
 
2012-10-08 10:36:53 PM
well, THAT was a small hole to put that in
 
2012-10-08 10:37:21 PM

ATRDCI: well, THAT was a small hole to put that in


That's what she said!
 
2012-10-08 10:37:36 PM
MoNAAAAHH
 
2012-10-08 10:37:53 PM
fun fact: if Casey had stayed for his senior year at Rice, he would have been the starting QB
 
2012-10-08 10:39:04 PM
bad throw there by Schaub
 
2012-10-08 10:39:40 PM
42-yard Texans FGA is good.

20-7 Houston, 4:51 3rd
 
2012-10-08 10:39:42 PM
That was a knuckle ball of a kick!
 
2012-10-08 10:39:47 PM
20-7 TEX
 
2012-10-08 10:40:01 PM

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: nvmac: There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O

wat

Nvmac's just getting the AltF4s mixed up. That's why you favorite in different colors, man!


HA! OK now I want to know what beck & ariseatex had to say.... and yes, we are all gooey for Kluwe. The most popular punter in NFL history.
 
2012-10-08 10:40:13 PM
Game ios quickly getting beyond Jet reach
 
2012-10-08 10:41:00 PM

ATRDCI: fun fact: if Casey had stayed for his senior year at Rice, he would have been the starting QB


F+*k Rice. Those sumbiatches get to go to 1-5 this Saturday.
 
2012-10-08 10:41:00 PM
Of course Clay Matthews will eat you. Most lesbians do. I hear he drives an outback too.
 
2012-10-08 10:41:11 PM
Go Texans!!!
 
2012-10-08 10:41:19 PM
Anyone else know why first row sports eu is being such a cooont right now?
 
2012-10-08 10:41:20 PM

Di Atribe: Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: nvmac: There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O

wat

Nvmac's just getting the AltF4s mixed up. That's why you favorite in different colors, man!

HA! OK now I want to know what beck & ariseatex had to say.... and yes, we are all gooey for Kluwe. The most popular punter in NFL history.


3.bp.blogspot.com

disagrees
 
2012-10-08 10:41:43 PM

Di Atribe: HA! OK now I want to know what beck & ariseatex had to say.... and yes, we are all gooey for Kluwe. The most popular punter in NFL history.


I got a project this week after all...oh yeah, I'm back.
 
2012-10-08 10:42:09 PM
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
 
2012-10-08 10:42:10 PM
Wow!
 
2012-10-08 10:42:14 PM

mikaloyd: Game ios quickly getting beyond Jet reach


Or not.
 
2012-10-08 10:42:17 PM
Was he out of bounds?
 
2012-10-08 10:42:20 PM
Wow, do we have a game again now?
 
2012-10-08 10:42:23 PM
.........no....No.........NO
 
2012-10-08 10:42:24 PM
Huh. Jets not out of it just yet.
 
2012-10-08 10:42:25 PM
Sweet sassy molassy!
 
2012-10-08 10:42:25 PM

Di Atribe: we are all gooey for Kluwe


I for one do NOT want Kluwe goo anywhere near me


Jets TD its a game again
 
2012-10-08 10:42:26 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

TD MCKNIGHT!
 
2012-10-08 10:42:26 PM
TD JETS 

100 yard return by Joe McKnight!
 
2012-10-08 10:42:28 PM
that was all tebow.
 
2012-10-08 10:42:29 PM
Speshul Teams!
 
2012-10-08 10:42:32 PM
hell of a play by McKnight
 
2012-10-08 10:42:37 PM
Wtf???
 
2012-10-08 10:42:40 PM
Crap, is Hester working for the Jets now?
 
2012-10-08 10:42:45 PM
Tebow returns it 100 yards for a TD!
 
2012-10-08 10:43:20 PM
Awesome
 
2012-10-08 10:43:29 PM
JetsTD. Game on.
 
2012-10-08 10:43:34 PM
EXP is good!

20-14 TEX
 
2012-10-08 10:43:42 PM

TheTrashcanMan: Anyone else know why first row sports eu is being such a cooont right now?


It's working for me. Although I get pop-up ads at the worst times.
 
2012-10-08 10:43:54 PM

nvmac: THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.


Well, that escalated quickly.
 
2012-10-08 10:43:55 PM
McKnight 4.4 40, slimmed down Rex, 40.4 40
 
2012-10-08 10:43:56 PM
20-14 Houston, 4:38 3rd
 
2012-10-08 10:43:56 PM
Joe McKnight, I take back some of what I've said about you in the past!!
 
2012-10-08 10:44:14 PM

kteela: Crap, is Hester working for the Jets now?


Oooh, you got comment 666 on MNF 666.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:20 PM
Are you NOT Entertained!
 
2012-10-08 10:44:22 PM
Crap!
 
2012-10-08 10:44:37 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: TheTrashcanMan: Anyone else know why first row sports eu is being such a cooont right now?

It's working for me. Although I get pop-up ads at the worst times.


same here, they don't exactly have a plethora of links for the ALDS though
 
2012-10-08 10:44:49 PM

Galileo's Daughter: JetsTD. Game on.


Oh goody. Now we'll see more of Sanchez.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:58 PM

Di Atribe: Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: nvmac: There was a rather intimate exchange last evening with Di regarding Chris Kluwe, if I recall. O_O

wat

Nvmac's just getting the AltF4s mixed up. That's why you favorite in different colors, man!

HA! OK now I want to know what beck & ariseatex had to say.... and yes, we are all gooey for Kluwe. The most popular punter in NFL history.


Someone, I forget who, made a comment about someone masturbating in the stands. I replied that no, that'd be me and becks at a Vikings game. Ariseatex claimed that he would laugh at us both as he became the Viking's new towel boy, but would try to get us into the locker room. It went on from there.
 
2012-10-08 10:45:57 PM
ONSIDE KICK!!!
 
2012-10-08 10:46:05 PM
Desperation Jets
 
2012-10-08 10:46:06 PM
That worked out well.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:11 PM
Oh good lord, trickeration
 
2012-10-08 10:46:13 PM
Oh, I see. Rex is actually Sean Payton in a less-fat suit.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:20 PM
AMBUSH!

And the Jets farked it up.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:29 PM
Remember, boys and girls, Satan Himself lives at the bottom of an NFL pileup.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:38 PM
Alllllmost got the onside kick.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:55 PM
OOOHHH.. Jets had it.

/and it's gone
 
2012-10-08 10:47:08 PM
Damn it, you can't execute a kick any better than that. What a waste.
 
2012-10-08 10:47:17 PM
Nice try by the Jets, but no dice.
 
2012-10-08 10:47:18 PM
This is like a fist fight with a suicidal drunk
 
2012-10-08 10:47:26 PM
Sanchez will need to play evern if he breaks a leg. If Tebow comes in and beats undefeated Texans then Sanchez starting days are over
 
2012-10-08 10:47:29 PM

Foaming: kteela: Crap, is Hester working for the Jets now?

Oooh, you got comment 666 on MNF 666.


I feel bad, I still haven't seen the Big One from yesterday's race. Good call about the dude being down.

Go Texans.
 
2012-10-08 10:47:46 PM

Bunny Deville: Remember, boys and girls, Satan Himself lives at the bottom of an NFL pileup.


well I did promise to cheer for him against the Jets in an earlier post.
 
2012-10-08 10:47:54 PM

Bunny Deville: Remember, boys and girls, Satan Himself lives at the bottom of an NFL pileup.


Are you KIDDING me?

Even SATAN HIMSELF wants no part of what goes on down there!
 
2012-10-08 10:48:23 PM
Good run by the Oilers
 
2012-10-08 10:48:26 PM

Bunny Deville: Remember, boys and girls, Satan Himself lives at the bottom of an NFL pileup.


I doubt that. I have never seen a purple and green dinosaur at the bottom of one of those things.
 
2012-10-08 10:48:31 PM
How about a TD to Andre Johnson
 
2012-10-08 10:49:55 PM
Completely unnecessary onside kick. Totally stupid call, maybe the dumbest this year
 
2012-10-08 10:50:18 PM
Another turfmonster take-down.

Seen too many of those tonight.
 
2012-10-08 10:50:43 PM
Need to put their Big Girl Cleats!
 
2012-10-08 10:50:57 PM

karmaceutical: Completely unnecessary onside kick. Totally stupid call, maybe the dumbest this year


you have to gamble if you think you can't win otherwise
 
2012-10-08 10:51:19 PM
oh hey, the texans have momentum, the headsets have mysteriously stopped working again
 
2012-10-08 10:51:55 PM

karmaceutical: Completely unnecessary onside kick. Totally stupid call, maybe the dumbest this year


Only because it didn't work.
 
2012-10-08 10:52:06 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: karmaceutical: Completely unnecessary onside kick. Totally stupid call, maybe the dumbest this year

you have to gamble if you think you can't win otherwise


yeah, if 85 of the jets catch that, they have the ball and a shiatton of momentum
 
2012-10-08 10:52:09 PM
BOOF!!!

/oops, wrong one
 
2012-10-08 10:52:10 PM