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(WWE)   Is tonight the night someone literally kills Jim Ross to get heel heat? Will the tag team Gang Warz continue? Can an appearance by Senile Vince himself help boost ratings? Whar Cena, Whar? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Senile Vince, Wrestling Superstars, John Cena, The Second City Saint  
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2012-10-08 10:14:52 PM  
2 votes:
"So why haven't you been here the last few Mondays" people ask me.

Because I just turned on RAW, saw Larry King, sighed, and turned it off.

Maybe if I drink it'll be more interesting.

"Hogans porno is better than this!"

Will you stop....
2012-10-08 09:25:41 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone else imagining the Brazzers logo above Rippa's head?
2012-10-08 08:59:53 PM  
2 votes:
So...reading TJR Wrestling, and they linked this. It really shouldnt be funny. Its teddy long + dubstep. but it made me chuckle.

2012-10-09 12:20:38 AM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet:

WOW! The only explanation I can think of is that the guy to Punk's left stuck a finger in Punk's butt.
2012-10-09 12:16:39 AM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: LoR75: I'm surprised they didn't jump Punk after that. I wonder what predicated that.

Reportedly he was saying things about Punk's family, like his sister is an addict and his mother wasn't even married to his father when he was conceived. Afterwards Punk was all like "What you said about my mother is unforgivable"

I hope Chris Jericho was comped that ticket at least.
2012-10-08 11:09:39 PM  
1 vote:
So was Punk just assaulted in the crowd, or what
2012-10-08 11:08:08 PM  
1 vote:
LOL mayhem in the arena, and someone holds up their months-old baby for the camera to pick up.
2012-10-08 11:07:52 PM  
1 vote:
Alright. Why is Michael J. Fox a camera man for WWE now?
2012-10-08 10:56:10 PM  
1 vote:

clintster: Is "Bastard" PG?

Nope. By definition a bastard can't have Parental Guidance during RAW. They shouldn't be watching!
2012-10-08 10:55:30 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: clintster: Is "Bastard" PG?

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Wanna see my prick punch?

Nah, we've already seen the Hulk porn this week.
2012-10-08 10:53:54 PM  
1 vote:
Hot pockets... because we can't show blowjobs on TV.
2012-10-08 10:52:09 PM  
1 vote:

Tenor Reaper: Morrius: Who will run in on the Punk v Vince match?

A) Cena.
B) Ryback.
C) Lesnar.

D) Tensai
E) Hornswaggle

F) Bid Dick Johnson
2012-10-08 10:49:00 PM  
1 vote:
Still wondering if they'll have a show in Philly before October is over, so we can see whether they would chant "SHOW YOUR TITS" when the breast cancer survivors are announced.
2012-10-08 10:45:59 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: Yup, I got Y2P as well...give that man the strap.


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Wait a minute...
2012-10-08 10:45:00 PM  
1 vote:

Morrius: Isn't Orton supposed to be still filming a movie or something?

I think the movie is titled "Swap.avi"
2012-10-08 10:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
Missed the Gredunza ... whoops! Oh well. I was too busy being amused by the idea that Ricardo has the same pitch as a car horn.
2012-10-08 10:42:45 PM  
1 vote:

MagSeven: The_Y2P_Problem: Moss covered three handled family gredunza, baby!

You got it! Nice Jericho "baby!" at the end!

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You're damn right, Junior! The Y2P Problem FINALLY has the gold around his waist!
2012-10-08 10:41:05 PM  
1 vote:
So are we no longer looking for the mystery blonde who took out Kaitlyn?

Damn it, I was really hoping for Kharma in a wig.
2012-10-08 10:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
Ball gag + Layla's mouth = best tag team EVAR!!!1!
2012-10-08 10:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
Kaitlyn with that damn loaded boot! That jezebel!!
2012-10-08 10:37:40 PM  
1 vote:
Diva's music: making you long for Nickleback.
2012-10-08 10:36:38 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Highway: Morrius: Wait, wasn't it Vince who challenged Punk to a match?

I was thinking the same thing.

Vince thinks hewill save the ratings by inserting himself into this storyline;

I haven't seen Vince try to insert himself into something so vigorously since Rita Chatterton.
2012-10-08 10:36:22 PM  
1 vote:
Layla should be on the mic with Miz again.
2012-10-08 10:34:19 PM  
1 vote:

Tenor Reaper: Earguy: KellyKellyKelly: Earguy: Morrius: Wow, just saw it. That is one heck of a black eye.

Out of the loop, what happened?

Got it this weekend during a tag match against Lawn Dart and Botch-A-Lot.


Is Senor Botch-a-lot racist? If not, that's my name for Sin Cara.

Not really, but Botch-o Grande certainly is.
2012-10-08 10:32:01 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: Hey paul, remember when you had your own promotion?

I thought the Creditors always owned that.
2012-10-08 09:59:18 PM  
1 vote:

LoR75: Turkey Day in Canadianaland is now complete!

I'm beyond stuffed and missed the first hour. Anyone want to give me the deets?

You are a strange people with your customs. Did you at least eat mashed potatoes?

Vince vs. Punk is the main. Cena opened. Wade was cool
2012-10-08 09:55:54 PM  
1 vote:

Rhames: MagSeven: clintster: Look, Ricardo's wearing a pink ribbon pin. Since only "good guys" wear pink in the WWE now, does that mean he's a face?

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These guys got to him.

That was a red AIDS ribbon dickbutt

No shiat? That wasn't a pro wrestling reference in that episode? That wasn't just a picture I chose because they wanted a guy to wear a ribbon no matter what? That wasn't just a joke in a thread full of them? Thanks for the info! I'm shocked I tells ya!
2012-10-08 09:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

MagSeven: Holy crap! Thanks to this thread, I have finally noticed and can't stop noticing his pepperoni nips!

He's the Nancy Grace of WWE.
2012-10-08 09:19:39 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: DId Tensai and barrett just form a stable?

The English Muffins?
2012-10-08 09:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
I was hoping JR was going to say "tougher than a two dollar whore"
2012-10-08 09:11:57 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like the Texas State Fair on a saturday?

So... bestiality and incest, with the smell of sawdust?
2012-10-08 09:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't seen an England vs. Ireland fight like this since Easter 1916.
2012-10-08 09:08:10 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: Awww man show inlterruption? I wanted a clean match

Man Show interruption.....

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2012-10-08 09:03:54 PM  
1 vote:
So if Big Show is the bear, who is WWE's twink?
2012-10-08 08:46:09 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: cman: As much as I like Punk, he does not have anywhere near the ability on the mic that Austin did. If this is supposed to be a rehash on the famous Austin / McMahon feud I hope they change their mind

The issue is, it doesn't work reversed with the "hero boss". SCSA was fun on the mic, but not out of this world. It was more that he was BEATING THE CRAP out of his evil employer and living out the dream of every one of us. Plus, it was when you could really push the envolope.

This. Stone Cold was a working man's fantasy, with all the crazy shiat he pulled off to spite his boss. The good guy boss dealing with the asshole employee isn't that compelling or easy to relate to.

And why does Rey have a plastic bag in his hand? Is he going to smother Sin Cara if they lose?
2012-10-08 08:46:05 PM  
1 vote:
Why don't Lawn Dart and Botch Cara wear the same outfits, so they can do a Killer Bees-like swiitch if necessary?
2012-10-08 08:37:26 PM  
1 vote:
You mad?

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2012-10-08 08:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
Andre the Giant, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Bret Hart, and Steve Austin.

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things doesn't belong.

Hint: It's Triple H.
2012-10-08 08:19:17 PM  
1 vote:
Blumpkins on the bowl!
/It's about to get funky up in here! (grabs Glade)
2012-10-08 08:16:19 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Puerto Rican tag team champions?

I'd be more impressed if they had been black jewish lesbian nazi tag team champions.

Wasn't that Kofi and Bourne?
2012-10-08 08:04:28 PM  
1 vote:
I hope Vince is watch this and scratchy his head and wondering about his show.
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