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(WWE)   Is tonight the night someone literally kills Jim Ross to get heel heat? Will the tag team Gang Warz continue? Can an appearance by Senile Vince himself help boost ratings? Whar Cena, Whar? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1306
    More: Interesting, Senile Vince, Wrestling Superstars, John Cena, The Second City Saint  
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2012-10-08 08:09:35 PM  
DEFINE YOUR LEGACY!

FACE ME A FIFTH TIME!

Cena's one victory over Punk, in Vince's eyes, is going to be the equivalent of David Pearson's one Daytona 500 win, which was a resounding knockout over Richard Petty that pretty much overshadowed the circumstances of any loss Pearson ever suffered at the hands of Petty.
 
2012-10-08 08:09:38 PM  
www.opossumcreek.com

Feed me Seymour!
 
2012-10-08 08:09:38 PM  
Plesse let him on the mic. Please let him on the mic...I. need some lulz
 
2012-10-08 08:10:13 PM  
Too bad Ryberg can't lower his arms to his side,
 
2012-10-08 08:10:29 PM  
Christ. Cena went from cheap pops that would make Foley blush to putting himself over more than HHH.

and now Ryberg. Thank god football starts in half an hour.
 
2012-10-08 08:10:31 PM  
So the Puerto Ricans are heels again?
 
2012-10-08 08:10:34 PM  
FEED ME ASS!
 
2012-10-08 08:10:47 PM  
2 is greater than 1. Jobbing tag teams now
fark you vince
 
2012-10-08 08:10:48 PM  
And out...got some thing to kill and new content to check out...maybe later
 
2012-10-08 08:10:49 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

/2 on 1? Ryberg vs. Rosa's ass cheeks?
 
2012-10-08 08:10:51 PM  
Remember folks, the tag team division matters.
 
2012-10-08 08:10:54 PM  
Ratings in the tank....so start off with an opening segment squash match?

Ok, Vince is no longer dead, he's back in charge and running it segment by segment
 
2012-10-08 08:11:01 PM  
Rosa's ass > Ryback
 
2012-10-08 08:11:06 PM  
Please tell me Rosa distracts and the monster falls for her long enough for Premeco or whatever to get a cheap W
 
2012-10-08 08:11:28 PM  
JR with his best defense to JBL: the silent treatment.

Heel announcers don't stand a chance, neither does the show.
 
2012-10-08 08:11:31 PM  
the two-time Puerto Rican tag team champions?
 
2012-10-08 08:11:41 PM  
Either a GOLDBERG or a BORING chant for a little bit.
 
2012-10-08 08:11:56 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

/because it's better than watching Ryberg goosestep around the ring.
 
2012-10-08 08:12:02 PM  

Moodybastard: robsul82: BE A MAN AND GIVE ME A FIFTH TITLE SHOT

DEFINE YOUR LEGACY AGAINST SOMEONE YOU'VE DEFEATED 3 TIMES ALREADY

BEST OF 7!


He appears to be a student of the Triple H school of rivalry building. Hey you defeated me 3 times in a row in high pressure situation yet you're asking me for a rematch so you're the weak one! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH STANK FACE
 
2012-10-08 08:12:16 PM  
Booming FEED ME MORE chant out of nowhere.
 
2012-10-08 08:12:21 PM  
Well, that chant started quick.
 
2012-10-08 08:12:28 PM  
Amazing! This crowd can get a thunderous FEED ME MORE chant going without moving their mouths!
 
2012-10-08 08:12:37 PM  
piped in chants.... gotta be
 
2012-10-08 08:12:59 PM  
No way those feed me more chants are real.
 
2012-10-08 08:13:05 PM  
Of course you can coach strength, that's why they have trainers.
 
2012-10-08 08:13:05 PM  

Morrius: [www.opossumcreek.com image 400x300]

Feed me Seymour!


Think about ratings in the pits
PG during the campaign, suck up to Mitts
No more divas get to show off their tits
And you'll watch it
 
2012-10-08 08:13:06 PM  
Squash match time!
Cause you can never bury the tag team division deep enough.
 
2012-10-08 08:13:17 PM  
whoever starts up a "PIPED IN CHANTS" chant first wins
 
2012-10-08 08:13:26 PM  
Gubmnt Mule!

/drink
 
2012-10-08 08:13:34 PM  
GOVERNMENT MULE!!!! VINTAGE JR
 
2012-10-08 08:13:38 PM  
and tags teams go bye bye
 
2012-10-08 08:14:10 PM  

robsul82: Of course you can coach strength, that's why they have trainers.


Trainers of strength? Surely you jest. What would we even call a job like that?
 
2012-10-08 08:14:21 PM  
Piped chants notwithstanding, I will never be impressed with Ryback until he outdoes Lesner and his F5 on Rikishi
 
2012-10-08 08:14:25 PM  
The former tag champs are easier to slam than Albert.

Wow they are really pushing him huh?
 
2012-10-08 08:14:27 PM  
I'll be honest, Ryback is kinda over, but he's not that over
 
2012-10-08 08:14:30 PM  
Puerto Rican tag team champions?

I'd be more impressed if they had been black jewish lesbian nazi tag team champions.
 
2012-10-08 08:14:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: /because it's better than watching Ryberg goosestep around the ring.


Good lord mariska is one beautiful woman
 
2012-10-08 08:14:43 PM  

silgryphon: and tags teams go bye bye


I say Ryberg vs. Team Hell No for the belts

/lulz
 
2012-10-08 08:14:48 PM  
I bet JR is gonna have to kiss vince;s ass again
 
2012-10-08 08:15:00 PM  

Morrius: [www.opossumcreek.com image 400x300]

Feed me Seymour!


I've been saying that for months!
 
2012-10-08 08:15:43 PM  
I'm pretty sure the only thing that would boost the ratings would be if Punk takes out Vince and tries to sodomize him while going "I bet you Murphy is going to love this footage", followed by him starting a stable with the Kings of Wrestling, Ryder, Big O, and a returning Colt Cabana
 
2012-10-08 08:16:00 PM  
Wanna know a dirty little secret about the pizza business?

That isn't cheese, it's congealed Platypus jizz topping the pizzas.
 
2012-10-08 08:16:18 PM  
we need a scale for how over you are 1 being X PAC HEAT 10 being Hogan at Wrestlemania vs The Rock
 
2012-10-08 08:16:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Puerto Rican tag team champions?

I'd be more impressed if they had been black jewish lesbian nazi tag team champions.


Wasn't that Kofi and Bourne?
 
2012-10-08 08:16:58 PM  
TGI Friday's - We'll put Jack Daniels on anything you want.
 
2012-10-08 08:17:05 PM  

ShiningWizard: Gubmnt Mule!

/drink


Gimme rules of this drinking game. I am sure I am well ahead, but any excuse to drink
 
2012-10-08 08:17:31 PM  
What does Quiznos chef do differently?

Your mom. In the sauce he puts on your sub.
 
2012-10-08 08:17:47 PM  

clintster: TGI Friday's - We'll put Jack Daniels on anything you want.


Oreo Cookie Madness FTW!
 
2012-10-08 08:17:48 PM  
The british really seem to love their internet casinos
 
2012-10-08 08:18:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wanna know a dirty little secret about the pizza business?

That isn't cheese, it's congealed Platypus jizz topping the pizzas.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Look, I don't care if there's horse manure in it...
 
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