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2012-10-08 06:30:11 AM
"Friends" of the victim send a thug around to rob her of her gov't check? Nice.
 
2012-10-08 06:58:33 AM
FTFA: After the gun went off, Martin ran to the living room and woke up a friend who was sleeping on the couch, Jerry Bullard, 52.

I hate it when I sleep through gunshots in the next room.
 
2012-10-08 07:35:02 AM
I guess that's one thing worse than a concussion from a nice Hawaiian Punch...
 
2012-10-08 08:04:46 AM
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2012-10-08 08:09:22 AM
They got him. They got the Tater.
 
2012-10-08 08:11:02 AM
Somebody then spillth the Koolaid
 
2012-10-08 08:11:18 AM
Amazing he got away with it as long as he did, especially with all that property damage. I guess most people are forgiving if you remember to offer a refreshing sugary beverage.
 
2012-10-08 08:11:38 AM
Damn. His accomplices can't be charged with felony murder...

..yet.
 
2012-10-08 08:17:22 AM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: After the gun went off, Martin ran to the living room and woke up a friend who was sleeping on the couch, Jerry Bullard, 52.

I hate it when I sleep through gunshots in the next room.


Yea, parts of the story don't make a lot of sense. Everyone involved has a long criminal record.
 
hej
2012-10-08 08:19:38 AM

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RIP Porter & Steadman
 
2012-10-08 08:21:33 AM
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2012-10-08 08:23:02 AM
the suspect was shot in the head with his own gun

You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-08 08:29:14 AM
ftfa "Leonard Denard Porter"

Leonard Denard? Really?
Orangello and Lemonjello would like to have a word with your parents.
 
2012-10-08 08:33:03 AM
Shot with his own gun? Thug doesn't rate the Kool Aid name. He's going to be known as Wyler's from here on out.,
 
2012-10-08 08:36:34 AM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: After the gun went off, Martin ran to the living room and woke up a friend who was sleeping on the couch, Jerry Bullard, 52.

I hate it when I sleep through gunshots in the next room.


How the hell do you sleep through the perp crashing into the house through the wall though?
 
2012-10-08 08:37:07 AM

Confabulat: Amazing he got away with it as long as he did, especially with all that property damage. I guess most people are forgiving if you remember to offer a refreshing sugary beverage.



But how could he break through brick walls in the first place, since he's made of glass..?
 
2012-10-08 08:44:03 AM

noazark: Confabulat: Amazing he got away with it as long as he did, especially with all that property damage. I guess most people are forgiving if you remember to offer a refreshing sugary beverage.


But how could he break through brick walls in the first place, since he's made of glass..?


Shaped charges. Sets them off first, then runs through like he tackled the wall.

/it's all fake
//no, really
 
2012-10-08 08:47:55 AM
Slept through gunshots just means too cracked out to care.
 
2012-10-08 08:57:05 AM
save the taxpayers & police future headaches. test these three scumbags for diseases, find out what organs are in good repair and use them as donors. there are deserving worthy people who are on waiting lists. people who will make a contribution to society. use what you can, throw the rest in the trash. its for the best.
 
2012-10-08 09:24:04 AM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: ftfa "Leonard Denard Porter"

Leonard Denard? Really?
Orangello and Lemonjello would like to have a word with your parents.


so would Na-a's mother.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:55 AM

JackalRabbit: IAMTHEINTARWEBS: ftfa "Leonard Denard Porter"

Leonard Denard? Really?
Orangello and Lemonjello would like to have a word with your parents.

so would Na-a's mother.


What's the problem? Mom loved Freebird.
 
2012-10-08 09:30:38 AM
Dirt bag druggies on govt assistance have to do what dirt bag druggies on govt assistance have to do.
 
2012-10-08 09:33:28 AM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: ftfa "Leonard Denard Porter"

Leonard Denard? Really?
Orangello and Lemonjello would like to have a word with your parents.


Parents? Plural?
 
2012-10-08 09:39:28 AM
Everyone's a music critic.
 
2012-10-08 09:46:11 AM
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2012-10-08 10:08:51 AM
it's already been said the most trash like this can contribute to society is if we let them expire and harvest their organs for use in law abiding good people who actually contribute to society.

Thanks to our F'd up system - we've now expended hundreds of thousands of dollars to save a human piece of garbage who got exactly what he deserved (a bullet in the head)

In a twist of irony -- anyone else find it funny a loser like this can get shot in the head and live? Tells me they had nothing going on up there but an empty skull.

The fact the trash brought a locked and loaded gun to his crime tells me had things happened any other way, we might be reading about a dead little old lady who was murdered (and perhaps the guy sleeping on the couch would have gotten popped too) and said person might have gotten away with it too.

I really wish we lived in a world that didn't tolerate crap like this.
 
2012-10-08 10:35:44 AM
accelerus: it's already been said the most trash like this can contribute to society is if we let them expire and harvest their organs for use in law abiding good people who actually contribute to society.

Thanks to our F'd up system - we've now expended hundreds of thousands of dollars to save a human piece of garbage who got exactly what he deserved (a bullet in the head)

In a twist of irony -- anyone else find it funny a loser like this can get shot in the head and live? Tells me they had nothing going on up there but an empty skull.

The fact the trash brought a locked and loaded gun to his crime tells me had things happened any other way, we might be reading about a dead little old lady who was murdered (and perhaps the guy sleeping on the couch would have gotten popped too) and said person might have gotten away with it too.

I really wish we lived in a world that didn't tolerate crap like this.


(In best scruffy the janitor voice) Second
 
2012-10-08 11:48:04 AM
OH YEAH!
 
2012-10-08 12:37:40 PM

accelerus: it's already been said the most trash like this can contribute to society is if we let them expire and harvest their organs for use in law abiding good people who actually contribute to society.

Thanks to our F'd up system - we've now expended hundreds of thousands of dollars to save a human piece of garbage who got exactly what he deserved (a bullet in the head)

In a twist of irony -- anyone else find it funny a loser like this can get shot in the head and live? Tells me they had nothing going on up there but an empty skull.

The fact the trash brought a locked and loaded gun to his crime tells me had things happened any other way, we might be reading about a dead little old lady who was murdered (and perhaps the guy sleeping on the couch would have gotten popped too) and said person might have gotten away with it too.

I really wish we lived in a world that didn't tolerate crap like this.


You might have also missed the part where after she didn't have money, he tried to force her face down onto the bed. So not only was he robbing her, it would also appear that before he shot himself, he intended to rape her.
 
2012-10-08 12:44:00 PM
Next time, use the door.
 
2012-10-08 02:30:32 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [images.ubercomments.com image 400x321]


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2012-10-08 05:41:34 PM

accelerus: ... we might be reading about a dead little old lady who was murdered (and perhaps the guy sleeping on the couch would have gotten popped too) and said person might have gotten away with it too.

I really wish we lived in a world that didn't tolerate crap like this.


little old lady? She's 50, FFS. And has a lengthy criminal record of her own, according to TFA. But yeah, not a lot of sympathy for Kool Aid, though. As for her, she better find a better boyfriend. Lazy, good for nothing drunk slept through a god damn home invasion AND a shooting? Lot of good he turned out to be.
 
2012-10-09 01:58:21 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Shot with his own gun? Thug doesn't rate the Kool Aid name. He's going to be known as Wyler's from here on out.,


How about Crystal Light?
 
2012-10-09 04:10:29 AM

JackalRabbit: IAMTHEINTARWEBS: ftfa "Leonard Denard Porter"

Leonard Denard? Really?
Orangello and Lemonjello would like to have a word with your parents.

so would Na-a's mother.


Wasn't it "La-a"? Pronounced ladasha, of course.
 
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