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2012-10-08 08:53:52 AM  
He'll be able to watch college football, including Penn State, when the games are broadcast on ESPN or another major network.

"A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."


Sandusky is gonna have to be in protected custody. if they put him into general population he's a dead man.
 
2012-10-08 09:06:11 AM  
"Jerry is a very likable guy - he gets along with everybody,"


I'm sure that will help.
 
2012-10-08 09:10:37 AM  
GO STATE PENN!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:13 AM  
Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?
 
2012-10-08 09:12:49 AM  
The sound of dropped soap.

The sound of a thousand toothbrush handles being whittled.
 
2012-10-08 09:13:06 AM  
"RIP HIM A NEW ONE!"

"Guard, can you get this old guy away from the TV?"

"YEAH, GET HIS ASS! GET IT! OHHHH GOOD TACKLE!"

"Guard?"
 
2012-10-08 09:16:57 AM  

duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?


Serial molestation of children in your care will do it.
Worked for Sandusky.

/whatever happened to PMITA prison?
 
2012-10-08 09:17:03 AM  
I he was part of a much larger child sex slavery ring, as some speculative reports have suggested, I hope it begins to dawn on him that they just might not be coming to his rescue.
 
2012-10-08 09:17:44 AM  
Probably more like a crunchy thump as the broom handle splits his head.
 
2012-10-08 09:17:54 AM  

duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?


You can apply at your local bank.
 
2012-10-08 09:18:23 AM  

duckpoopy: How do I sign up?


That's the beauty of it! You can sign up anywhere. You can grab an application form at any one of several local businesses like banks, gas stations, and jewelry stores. Take advantage of the mobile app and sign up at bus stations, train stops, and any major roadway. Don't forget, the absentee applications allow all Americans to sign up in their own (or any of their neighbor's) homes.
 
2012-10-08 09:19:34 AM  
"You can either make yourself standout, or you can stay closer to the woodwork. There's no hiding that man."

Considering how child molesters are considered to be on the bottom of the prison totem pole, this guy won't last long.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:57 AM  

duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?


oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.
 
2012-10-08 09:23:23 AM  

Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.


But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?
 
2012-10-08 09:23:34 AM  

trippycrazy12: "You can either make yourself standout, or you can stay closer to the woodwork. There's no hiding that man."

Considering how child molesters are considered to be on the bottom of the prison totem pole, this guy won't last long.


yeah...add to the fact that the Cult of Penn State has been essentially blaming the collapse of PSU football entirely on Sandusky, I suspect that the fine individuals locked up in prison will be expecting to give him a warm welcome.
 
2012-10-08 09:24:39 AM  

theurge14: "RIP HIM A NEW ONE!"

"Guard, can you get this old guy away from the TV?"

"YEAH, GET HIS ASS! GET IT! OHHHH GOOD TACKLE!"

"Guard?"


He's going in as a tight end but coming out as a wide receiver.
 
2012-10-08 09:26:04 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.

But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?


that won't get you arrested, but it might get you promoted.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:06 AM  
I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:13 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence


It depends. Is it against America or an ally? Basically what I'm saying here is are you part of a revolution to overthrow an autocratic dictator or a terrorist with ties to Al Qaeda?
 
2012-10-08 09:27:30 AM  
Hey, he could end up at Walmart.
 
2012-10-08 09:28:19 AM  

Johnny Swank: I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.


By sheer coincidence, every Penn State game has been broadcast on the national networks since the season started. By sheer coincidence.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:19 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.

But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?


I am sorry, but that would get you the Republican nomination for the Presidency.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:52 AM  
Don't fumble (the soap)!
 
2012-10-08 09:30:52 AM  
So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.
 
2012-10-08 09:31:27 AM  
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2012-10-08 09:28:19 AM


Johnny Swank: I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.



I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.
 
2012-10-08 09:32:10 AM  
a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.

i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.
 
2012-10-08 09:35:12 AM  

doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.


Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.
 
2012-10-08 09:35:20 AM  
Not sure how it works in PA, but in Georgia he would be in a level 3 (medium) security facility and probably in the segregation unit for his protection. The general rule of thumb is at least 100 miles from home at first. Longer if they are disruptive.
 
2012-10-08 09:36:08 AM  

KrispyKritter: a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.

i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.


I watch a shiatload of prison shows and sometimes they get the guy, even if he is in adseg. If he gets put into a minimum security place for nonviolent offenders, he probably doesn't have much to worry about though.
 
2012-10-08 09:36:11 AM  
man, rape sure is funny guys!
 
2012-10-08 09:36:25 AM  
Rhythmic. Slapping. Sounds

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-08 09:37:25 AM  
I am just amazed that he's pushing for an interview to tell his story. Can't we just push him into a woodchipper already?
 
2012-10-08 09:37:42 AM  

SuperT: man, rape sure is funny guys!


Penn State administration and supporters sure thought it was, until it hurt the football program.
 
2012-10-08 09:40:09 AM  
Although Sandusky's home in the Lemont area of State College is only a couple miles from Rockview state prison, there is no way to predict where he will end up.

"Yes, it's a complete and utter mystery.", said an unnamed but reliable source. "We spin a large wheel with prison names written from the center to the edge like spokes and it's got this little clacker thing that goes "Tick. Tick Tick Tick" along a set of pegs at the edge. You should see it. It has flashing lights and a little whistle that goes, 'Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' as it spins. It's a hell of a lot of fun. 'Wherever it lands is wherever he goes' is what we always say. There's simply no rhyme or reason to it and we find that works best."
 
2012-10-08 09:40:20 AM  

tonguedepressor: So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.


nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.
 
2012-10-08 09:44:44 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am just amazed that he's pushing for an interview to tell his story. Can't we just push him into a woodchipper already?


An industrial shredder would be quicker, they could grind him up all at once instead of feeding him in bit by bit.
 
2012-10-08 09:48:56 AM  
"He's a model inmate. He doesn't cause problems, he's sociable, he's pleasant."

Yeah, the whole child farking thing was a just a rough patch I guess.

/DIAF Jerry
 
2012-10-08 09:49:04 AM  

Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.


This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.
 
2012-10-08 09:51:58 AM  

born_yesterday: I he was part of a much larger child sex slavery ring, as some speculative reports have suggested, I hope it begins to dawn on him that they just might not be coming to his rescue.


Hopefully it means that most of his good friends will be joining him inside before long.

Weaver95: yeah...add to the fact that the Cult of Penn State has been essentially blaming the collapse of PSU football entirely on Sandusky, I suspect that the fine individuals locked up in prison will be expecting to give him a warm welcome.


If he does get attacked in prison, it'll probably be because of this, since most of the state seems to have already forgiven him for raping dozens, if not hundreds, of children over the last few decades.
 
2012-10-08 09:53:26 AM  
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2012-10-08 09:35:12 AM


doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.

Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.


Yup! Exactly! I'm actually Paterno's grandson. "Cause that's the only way I would be against the abolition of football there. And I'm totally for child rape.


p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.
 
2012-10-08 09:53:39 AM  
Ain't nothin' more hilarious than prison rape. Oh, man. Stop it. You're killing us!
 
2012-10-08 09:55:48 AM  

doubled99: p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.


2/10
 
2012-10-08 09:56:40 AM  
Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.

Good old Pennsyltuckey. Leading the nation in economic justice again, I see.
 
2012-10-08 09:59:21 AM  

vudukungfu: Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.


You forgot Spanier. While I don't agree with you about wiping the school from the face of the earth, fark those guys that actually hid Jerry's actions in the ear with a rusty spork.
 
2012-10-08 09:59:54 AM  

fireclown: Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.

This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.


nah, the Cult of JoePa will want to blame it all on Sandusky and then do their best to forget he exists. out of sight, out of mind.
 
2012-10-08 10:03:24 AM  

Weaver95: He'll be able to watch college football, including Penn State, when the games are broadcast on ESPN or another major network.

"A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."

Sandusky is gonna have to be in protected custody. if they put him into general population he's a dead man.


This. His case is too famous for him to go in claiming he was guilty of something else. He'll be dead inside of a month if he's not separated from the other inmates.
 
2012-10-08 10:05:22 AM  

vudukungfu: One's dead.
Three are walking free.



And Spanier is working for the DOD. Link
 
2012-10-08 10:06:13 AM  

doubled99: Johnny Swank Smartest
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2012-10-08 09:35:12 AM


doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.

Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.

Yup! Exactly! I'm actually Paterno's grandson. "Cause that's the only way I would be against the abolition of football there. And I'm totally for child rape.


p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.


And thanks to the justice system, neither can sandusky. At least for a while.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:45 AM  

Weaver95: nah, the Cult of JoePa will want to blame it all on Sandusky and then do their best to forget he exists. out of sight, out of mind.


That is why it must be kept in sight. Preferably by adolescent, obnoxious, provoking jerks. I'm looking at YOU, Michigan State.
 
2012-10-08 10:09:24 AM  
He wont get hurt. There will be nothing in the form of incedents. He is too high profile of an inmate for the state to risk a lawsuit over his lack of protection. Prison is not as dangerous as the mainstream makes it out to be.
 
2012-10-08 10:09:40 AM  

fireclown:
And Spanier is working for the DOD. Link


And Ray Gricar's still missing.
Lots of unanswered questions.
 
2012-10-08 10:11:49 AM  
I'm too lazy to read this comments. Are they predictably full of people who both applaud the fact that US prisons are places full of extra-judicial retribution while simultaneously pontificating on the importance of the "rule of law" while not being able to quite put their finger on why the us recidivism rates are through the roof?

that the evil child rapist stands a large chance of being himself raped or murdered in prison reflects badly, not well, on us.
 
2012-10-08 10:12:35 AM  
A shank in the kidney?
 
2012-10-08 10:14:42 AM  

vudukungfu: Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.

Good old Pennsyltuckey. Leading the nation in economic justice again, I see.


I really, REALLY want to see Corbett get nailed for this. So sleazy he makes me wish for Rendell....
 
2012-10-08 10:24:28 AM  
2 more words: Bleeding. Anus.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:05 AM  

tonguedepressor: So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.


Over. He's old, he's quiet, he's easy to guard. They're going to put him someplace where he's surrounded by guys that have 6 weeks until they're out, guys that are only in for embezzling from their church or credit card fraud or something.

If they put him in general high security, he'll be dead or the cause of a riot in a week, and the LAST thing anyone in Pennsylvania wants is this guy getting even more attention.

He won't rape any more boys, and he'll always have to deal with bumps/shoves/piss in his lemonade, but by and large he'll live out the rest of his days in peace and quiet. Hooray for justice.
 
2012-10-08 10:28:29 AM  
It's sad how many Americans are fully in support of rape. We joke about it, say people deserve it. Just because they're criminals. Hey you broke a law! Time to get ass raped! It's pretty farking sick. Yes, criminals deserve punishment. But nobody, at any time, ever, deserves to be raped. We shouldn't allow horrible things to happen, just because we don't like the people that they're happening to. Even if those people are rapists themselves. An Eye for an Eye is barbaric and based on vengeance, not justice.

Hell, prison rape doesn't even seem to work as a deterrent, seeing as that it pretty much only happens in the US, and the US has the highest number of incarcerated individuals in the world. (also places with the death penalty tend to have higher murder rates too. Funny that)
 
2012-10-08 10:29:22 AM  
He needs to be a contestant on "The Running Man".
 
2012-10-08 10:29:49 AM  

Silverstaff: FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.

But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?

I am sorry, but that would get you the Republican nomination for the Presidency.


I think I would rather go to prison.
 
2012-10-08 10:30:59 AM  

Psylence: vudukungfu: Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.

Good old Pennsyltuckey. Leading the nation in economic justice again, I see.

I really, REALLY want to see Corbett get nailed for this. So sleazy he makes me wish for Rendell....


That's the problem here. So many people have their personal villains they hope can be tied to Sandusky that they are inventing their own realities to make it so.

Wait till we can push the link of sandusky and the military industrial complex conspiracy via Spanier.

Then its only a further leap of logic to Obama.
 
2012-10-08 10:31:11 AM  

AbiNormal: Silverstaff: FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.

But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?

I am sorry, but that would get you the Republican nomination for the Presidency.

I think I would rather go to prison.


Yeah, it's more respectable.
 
2012-10-08 10:31:51 AM  
Truther leap of logic...

Damned auto correct.
 
2012-10-08 10:31:58 AM  
Penis State University; we can turn tight ends into wide recievers.
 
2012-10-08 10:32:37 AM  

Linux_Yes: Penis State University; we can turn tight ends into wide recievers.



oops, i meant Pennis State, not Penis state.
 
2012-10-08 10:32:47 AM  
Rhythmic. Slapping. Sounds

Hambone?
 
2012-10-08 10:34:15 AM  
Balls on his chin?
 
2012-10-08 10:34:21 AM  
OK, farkers, why is it some of you are OK with prison rape? You might as well throw people into a giant pit with no guards. Either you are OK with the government holding criminals in prison, or you are OK with lynch mobs. It can't be both, because I have never seen a single farker defend the shiatty jails/prisons in other countries like Venezuela or Iran, where rape is A-OK by the government, along with torture.
 
2012-10-08 10:35:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: SuperT: man, rape sure is funny guys!

Penn State administration and supporters sure thought it was, until it hurt the football program.



the Board of Trustees or whatever they call their club, covered for the rapist. now that is as American as it gets. one thing crony capitalists are above all else is Loyalty to their Brothers in Crime.
 
2012-10-08 10:35:50 AM  

protectyourlimbs: GO STATE PENN!



turning tight ends into wide receivers since 1995.
 
2012-10-08 10:37:24 AM  

Twigz221: It's sad how many Americans are fully in support of rape. We joke about it, say people deserve it. Just because they're criminals. Hey you broke a law! Time to get ass raped! It's pretty farking sick. Yes, criminals deserve punishment. But nobody, at any time, ever, deserves to be raped. We shouldn't allow horrible things to happen, just because we don't like the people that they're happening to. Even if those people are rapists themselves. An Eye for an Eye is barbaric and based on vengeance, not justice.

Hell, prison rape doesn't even seem to work as a deterrent, seeing as that it pretty much only happens in the US, and the US has the highest number of incarcerated individuals in the world. (also places with the death penalty tend to have higher murder rates too. Funny that)


It all depends, was it rape or "rape, rape?" That makes a difference, well according to "your betters" it does
i571.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 10:38:54 AM  

KrispyKritter: a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.

i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.


No, the reason people have faith is that they realize Sandusky is not a monster; he is a human being just like you and I. Everything he did, you and I are capable of doing.

That we never ended up in circumstances where we thought raping young boys was a good idea is something to be thankful for, wouldn't you agree?
 
2012-10-08 10:39:13 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: OK, farkers, why is it some of you are OK with prison rape? You might as well throw people into a giant pit with no guards. Either you are OK with the government holding criminals in prison, or you are OK with lynch mobs. It can't be both, because I have never seen a single farker defend the shiatty jails/prisons in other countries like Venezuela or Iran, where rape is A-OK by the government, along with torture.


I wonder about this a lot. I think what we're seeing is a combination of revenge fantasy and ITG syndrome.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:37 AM  

fireclown: AppleOptionEsc: OK, farkers, why is it some of you are OK with prison rape? You might as well throw people into a giant pit with no guards. Either you are OK with the government holding criminals in prison, or you are OK with lynch mobs. It can't be both, because I have never seen a single farker defend the shiatty jails/prisons in other countries like Venezuela or Iran, where rape is A-OK by the government, along with torture.

I wonder about this a lot. I think what we're seeing is a combination of revenge fantasy and ITG syndrome.


That, and it's the worst thing we can wish on people. Not everyone believes in hell.
 
2012-10-08 10:50:20 AM  
C : ↵ : # # # 

/Meh. Old joke is old
 
2012-10-08 10:51:19 AM  

Johnny Swank: doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.

Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.


As a Penn State alum, I have to agree. I was surprised by the low level of institutional punishment. I don't think the problem is simple, but I agree that the program got off comparatively lightly. From what I have heard through sources, there was concern at one point that they would lose their NCAA charter and get kicked out of the Big Ten. They would have been eligible to reapply for NCAA eventually (2-5 years), but at that point they would have to beg their way into a smaller conference. There is still some concern that they might lose their accreditation, put on probational accreditation, and/or lose federal all federal funding. The net result would be a massive exodus by faculty and students.
 
2012-10-08 10:56:34 AM  

Weaver95: "A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."


Hmm, a contrived, homoerotic pseudo-sport for closet cases is popular among sex offenders? You don't say.
 
2012-10-08 10:57:34 AM  

doubled99: born_yesterday Smartest
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Johnny Swank: I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.

I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.


You do understand the concept of punitive damages, right? Here let me help just in case you have too much football on the brain => Link
 
2012-10-08 10:57:59 AM  
This thread went from creepy to raping an old man creepy
 
2012-10-08 11:06:34 AM  
I'm friendly. When I get old, I wanna go to prison instead of a nursing home. They make it sound so nice. Plus FREE MEALS AND HEALTHCARE.
 
2012-10-08 11:20:59 AM  

fireclown: Weaver95: nah, the Cult of JoePa will want to blame it all on Sandusky and then do their best to forget he exists. out of sight, out of mind.

That is why it must be kept in sight. Preferably by adolescent, obnoxious, provoking jerks. I'm looking at YOU, Michigan State.


Hey, everyone has to have something to be good at.
 
2012-10-08 11:22:53 AM  
No way he will get put into the general population. He wouldn't last an hour.

If they're really looking to keep him alive he will be as separate as possible. Considering his advanced age they may even be able to do it for the rest of his natural life.

But one slip up and it will be a badge of pride for any inmate that can get a shiv into him.
 
2012-10-08 11:25:24 AM  

bextraordinary: Hey, everyone has to have something to be good at.


And now is chance to use their powers for good.
 
2012-10-08 11:39:12 AM  
FTA: Even Sandusky's own attorney believes that whatever sentence he gets, at age 68 Sandusky will likely live out his days inside a state prison.

Good. Not just for the act, but for the years of hiding it. I'm just sorry that he's the only one in prison at this point - the other three really needed to spend some time in prison, as well, for their roles in his years of abuse. It's just a shame one of them died before justice could be served.
 
2012-10-08 11:41:58 AM  

pag1107: Probably more like a crunchy thump as the broom handle splits his head.


That's what happened to Dahmer. Right into the eye socket...
 
2012-10-08 11:52:37 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-08 12:00:45 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: OK, farkers, why is it some of you are OK with prison rape?


I don't know. But I'm not. I guess I'm some sort of pussy. You take your worst piece of scum imaginable - once the state removes him from the general population of humankind I think he should be incarcerated and cared for with some basic level of human compassion - yes, compassion, above and beyond any he offered his fellow humans in return. Now I might personally want to kill or torture the guy, especially if he harmed a loved one of mine, but I don't think there's any room for that kind of stuff as a state-sponsored solution to anything.
 
2012-10-08 12:15:45 PM  

JohnBigBootay: AppleOptionEsc: OK, farkers, why is it some of you are OK with prison rape?

I don't know. But I'm not. I guess I'm some sort of pussy. You take your worst piece of scum imaginable - once the state removes him from the general population of humankind I think he should be incarcerated and cared for with some basic level of human compassion - yes, compassion, above and beyond any he offered his fellow humans in return. Now I might personally want to kill or torture the guy, especially if he harmed a loved one of mine, but I don't think there's any room for that kind of stuff as a state-sponsored solution to anything.


Another PSU alum okay with child rape!

/Not really you're 100% right
 
2012-10-08 12:25:40 PM  

KrispyKritter: a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.
i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.


You say some weird shiat sometimes, KK, but I think you nailed this one. I hear so many people talking about "karma" and stuff like that (if they aren't religious), but you know what I've seen in my life? The people who are the worst sorts of humans often do just fine, and their victims are ignored, because no one else wants to admit that the world is so damn farking unjust either. Sweep it under the rug. "Hatred is unhealthy, you have to move on " (my particular favorite, since I was told this myself.) The world has to believe that somehow it all evens out, that the bad people pay and the good people win, just like the Bible and all those movies tell us.

But oh, surely they'll get it in the after life--God will punish them. Of course, honey--He will. You just keep believing that. I'm sure those Wall Street banker sociopaths will burn in the pits of hell.
 
2012-10-08 12:43:37 PM  
Wow, another thread where the pitchforks are out for anyone who doesn't think the doors should be nailed shut at Penn State, yelling "child rape-promoter" at those who disagree. Color me shocked. Don't you people get tired of the faux outrage? If you really care, go donate funds or your time to help victims of abuse.
 
2012-10-08 01:05:33 PM  

Elegy: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

Serial molestation of children in your care will do it.
Worked for Sandusky.

/whatever happened to PMITA prison?


Bad for profits, so they closed 'em all.
 
2012-10-08 01:13:49 PM  
I think you all need to take this whole thing more seriously and stop horsing around.
 
2012-10-08 01:17:18 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: /Not really you're 100% right


Thanks. I neither attended nor root for Penn State in any form or fashion. I'm just a basic level of human decency kind of guy. Even those who should have no reasonable expectation of receiving it.
 
2012-10-08 01:22:01 PM  

zenmonkeycat: I think you all need to take this whole thing more seriously and stop horsing around.


heehee
 
2012-10-08 01:38:11 PM  

fireclown: Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.

This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.


Here's what you do: erect hundred foot high stone obelisks all around the PSU campus and surrounding town. Make it so there is almost no place where the obelisks can't be seen. The obelisks should have the following carved into them: IN THIS TOWN CHILDREN WERE RAPED AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP IT. The letters should be filled with luminous paint so they can be seen at night. The incomes of anyone working for PSU or living within 5 miles should be tithed to pay for it. Alternatively, drop a small nuke on the place, then put up the obelisks as a warning to the other pedophiles. That won't happen, of course. The money PSU generates with it's football program will see to that. Money is more important than making sure children are not used as playthings by rich men. It's things like Sandusky and the possibility that he might be part of a kiddy diddler's club that make me wonder what would really be so bad about an apocalypse.
 
2012-10-08 01:45:40 PM  

504_King_streetcar: IN THIS TOWN CHILDREN WERE RAPED AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP IT


I need to go visit google maps.
Need to annotate a few things.
 
2012-10-08 01:58:13 PM  
scrapetv.com

Step One


www.wildmanstevebrill.com

Step Two


www.mydenturecare.ca

Step Three
 
2012-10-08 02:22:41 PM  
I wonder how Rod Blagojevich is getting on?
 
2012-10-08 02:23:39 PM  
There's another possibility for Sandusky, said Bill DiMascio, executive director of the prison society: They could swap him for an inmate in another state.

WTF? Sandusky could get traded for a sociopath to be named later?
 
2012-10-08 04:03:07 PM  
I saw an AP article in the local paper about Sandusky's jurors hoping he gets a life sentence. (Here's a copy via ESPN.) And what got me is that, for the most part, the Penn State community still doesn't get it. To quote the article:

"There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done and how it has affected the university," said Joan Andrews, a juror who has worked for Penn State for 41 years and held football season tickets since 1969. "I don't think there's been one individual in this entire campus that has not been affected by this."

Because, as has been said a million times, the University is the real victim here. Not the kids who were... what's the word I'm looking for?... oh yeah, RAPED REPEATEDLY.

Quantum Apostrophe: Weaver95: "A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."

Hmm, a contrived, homoerotic pseudo-sport for closet cases is popular among sex offenders? You don't say.


Screw you, Nicolas Flamel. Football could be played by sexless robots and it would still be awesome.

(Note to self: file trademark for "Sexless Robot Football League.")
 
2012-10-08 04:04:15 PM  
How come you never see the feminist academic dogma come out in the prison rape threads?
 
2012-10-08 04:06:56 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Screw you, Nicolas Flamel. Football could be played by sexless robots and it would still be awesome.

(Note to self: file trademark for "Sexless Robot Football League.")


www.arcade-museum.com

/it was awesome
 
2012-10-08 04:17:02 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Because, as has been said a million times, the University is the real victim here.


The person you quoted explicitly said there is no sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done and then said AND the university. She did not say the university is the real victim. You put words in her mouth to serve your own agenda but she was pretty clear how she felt about Sandusky and his crimes. Now that happens to be a university I don't give two shiats about but it's pretty clear that Sandusky - who absolutely destroyed the lives of multiple children - also harmed the university he worked for. ANY entity he worked for would have been harmed by this scandal, why it pisses you off if someone mentions that is a mystery.
 
2012-10-08 04:25:43 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Screw you, Nicolas Flamel. Football could be played by sexless robots and it would still be awesome.


At least I wouldn't fall asleep. If I want to play a strategic game, I play chess. If I want to crumble under the weight of regulations and have a bunch of people pore over every single action I did to see if it was done according to these rules, I'd watch a tax accountant at work.
 
2012-10-08 04:31:57 PM  

whistleridge: tonguedepressor: So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.

Over. He's old, he's quiet, he's easy to guard. They're going to put him someplace where he's surrounded by guys that have 6 weeks until they're out, guys that are only in for embezzling from their church or credit card fraud or something.

If they put him in general high security, he'll be dead or the cause of a riot in a week, and the LAST thing anyone in Pennsylvania wants is this guy getting even more attention.

He won't rape any more boys, and he'll always have to deal with bumps/shoves/piss in his lemonade, but by and large he'll live out the rest of his days in peace and quiet. Hooray for justice.


Agreed. Wouldn't it be cool if he, in a moment of clarity, realized the gravity of his crimes and just hung himself in his jail cell?
 
2012-10-08 04:33:17 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Olympic Trolling Judge: Because, as has been said a million times, the University is the real victim here.

The person you quoted explicitly said there is no sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done and then said AND the university. She did not say the university is the real victim.


Diagram the sentence. "There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done and how it has affected the university." She clearly indicates "how it has affected the university" as a reason for making the sentence harsh.
 
2012-10-08 04:50:15 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Diagram the sentence. " and how it has affected the university." She clearly indicates "how it has affected the university" as a reason for making the sentence harsh.


'There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done' is an independent clause. She said there is 'isn't a sentence harsh enough for what he has done' - that's what she said and I take her at her word. That she added 'and how it has affected the university' is just the icing. You missed the cake. 'And' means 'in addition to'.
 
2012-10-08 04:56:28 PM  

tonguedepressor: Agreed. Wouldn't it be cool if he, in a moment of clarity, realized the gravity of his crimes and just hung himself in his jail cell?


Imagine if he did it like a football game. The entire action would be sliced into infinitesimal slices that would stop all the time to be analyzed and pored over by other middle-aged pedophiles with big headphones.
 
2012-10-08 05:03:16 PM  
He might find somebody else in prison who likes the ghey buttsex to make his bride
 
2012-10-08 05:11:45 PM  

JohnBigBootay: 'There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done' is an independent clause.


Then maybe she should have stopped talking there. Instead, we get, "There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done and..." And what? If serial child rape isn't enough to warrant indefinitely harsh punishment, what is? "...and how it has affected the university." Oh! Well, of course. Pardon me for even asking. Sandusky brought shame to THE Pennsylvania State University and sullied the reputation of Joseph Vincent Paterno (pbuh). Let him burn in Hell then.
 
2012-10-08 05:23:22 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Then maybe she should have stopped talking there.


Because she reasoned, wrongly in your case, that most listeners would be able to glean that she finds Sandusky's actions to be reprehensible. She had not considered that there are those who strongly prefer that ONLY the children be mentioned when discussing it.

I think you are somehow trying to intimate that this woman would be A-ok with child rape that did not harm Penn State University but I'm pretty sure you don't actually believe that.
 
2012-10-08 05:35:34 PM  
LOL at people complaining that some of us think Sandusky getting raped is perfectly fine karma. Get over it, he deserves worse.
 
2012-10-08 05:36:28 PM  

JohnBigBootay: I think you are somehow trying to intimate that this woman would be A-ok with child rape that did not harm Penn State University but I'm pretty sure you don't actually believe that.


No, what I'm saying is that she sees harming Penn State as a greater crime than serial child rape, that if she had to choose between allowing Penn State to be harmed and allowing serial child rape, as certain other people in State College had to do, nine times out of ten she'd take the serial child rape.
 
2012-10-08 05:37:34 PM  

TheJoe03: LOL at people complaining that some of us think Sandusky getting raped is perfectly fine karma. Get over it, he deserves worse.


He deserves to coach the Cleveland Browns.
 
2012-10-08 05:43:23 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: No, what I'm saying is that she sees harming Penn State as a greater crime than serial child rape, that if she had to choose between allowing Penn State to be harmed and allowing serial child rape, as certain other people in State College had to do, nine times out of ten she'd take the serial child rape.


You have chosen your screen name well. Have a nice day.
 
2012-10-08 05:51:52 PM  
three words? but you only need two

administrative segregation
 
2012-10-08 06:20:38 PM  
Am I the only one that remembers the Fresh Prince episode where Will is trying to get Carlton to tell some girl's father that he just got out of the State Penn and Carlton says "Penn State"? When Will says, "I told you State Penn!", Carlton says, "I thought Penn State was bad enough!"

/all I got
 
2012-10-08 06:51:56 PM  

504_King_streetcar: fireclown: Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.

This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.

Here's what you do: erect hundred foot high stone obelisks all around the PSU campus and surrounding town. Make it so there is almost no place where the obelisks can't be seen. The obelisks should have the following carved into them: IN THIS TOWN CHILDREN WERE RAPED AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP IT. The letters should be filled with luminous paint so they can be seen at night. The incomes of anyone working for PSU or living within 5 miles should be tithed to pay for it. Alternatively, drop a small nuke on the place, then put up the obelisks as a warning to the other pedophiles. That won't happen, of course. The money PSU generates with it's football program will see to that. Money is more important than making sure children are not used as playthings by rich men. It's things like Sandusky and the possibility that he might be part of a kiddy diddler's club that make me wonder what would really be so bad about an apocalypse.


Why did you do nothing to stop it? What a jerk.
 
2012-10-08 08:08:48 PM  
He can expect a quick and painful death, because there is no way he is going to survive long. Prisoners don't pussyfoot around when it comes to child molesters or any crime involving children.
 
2012-10-08 09:17:28 PM  
"A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."

That attitude is not exclusive to prison.

/and that is exactly the reason why Penn State should have been shut down for a few years
 
2012-10-08 09:21:26 PM  

Droog8912: Wow, another thread where the pitchforks are out for anyone who doesn't think the doors should be nailed shut at Penn State, yelling "child rape-promoter" at those who disagree. Color me shocked. Don't you people get tired of the faux outrage? If you really care, go donate funds or your time to help victims of abuse.


What makes you think nobody here does that? The fact that they also have time to post comments on the internet?

Get the fark over yourself.
 
2012-10-08 09:24:13 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Olympic Trolling Judge: Diagram the sentence. " and how it has affected the university." She clearly indicates "how it has affected the university" as a reason for making the sentence harsh.

'There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done' is an independent clause. She said there is 'isn't a sentence harsh enough for what he has done' - that's what she said and I take her at her word. That she added 'and how it has affected the university' is just the icing. You missed the cake. 'And' means 'in addition to'.


So you can read her mind and know exactly what she meant by "what he has done?" Because I sure don't see her specifically mentioning child rape.
 
2012-10-08 09:49:56 PM  
Welcome to the dimensions of the rest of your life, creep. Have a wonderful and long stay.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:59 PM  
Had to +1 on this headline.
 
2012-10-08 11:14:37 PM  
"Pederast State"

Anybody beat me to that one?
 
2012-10-09 12:32:35 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: JohnBigBootay: Olympic Trolling Judge: Diagram the sentence. " and how it has affected the university." She clearly indicates "how it has affected the university" as a reason for making the sentence harsh.

'There isn't a sentence that I believe is harsh enough for what he has done' is an independent clause. She said there is 'isn't a sentence harsh enough for what he has done' - that's what she said and I take her at her word. That she added 'and how it has affected the university' is just the icing. You missed the cake. 'And' means 'in addition to'.

So you can read her mind and know exactly what she meant by "what he has done?" Because I sure don't see her specifically mentioning child rape.


Well, one might - if one were inclined to be reasonable, conclude that a person who served on the Sandusky jury, being interviewed regarding the Jerry Sandusky case, would assume that the reporter and readers would logically take it as self evident that she were referring to the crimes for which she judged him guilty

/Run on sentence
 
2012-10-09 04:44:01 AM  

vudukungfu: Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.

Good old Pennsyltuckey. Leading the nation in economic justice again, I see.


Zimmerman knew, Tyler flew!

Obscure?
 
2012-10-09 07:21:43 AM  
Good. Now all we need to do is go full Khmer Rogue on him and every member of his family as a political example to everyone who defends pieces of shiat like him.
 
2012-10-09 08:28:22 AM  

Arcturus72: vudukungfu: Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.

Good old Pennsyltuckey. Leading the nation in economic justice again, I see.

Zimmerman knew, Tyler flew!

Obscure?


Tippicanoe?
 
2012-10-09 01:11:19 PM  

ParagonComplex: He can expect a quick and painful death, because there is no way he is going to survive long. Prisoners don't pussyfoot around when it comes to child molesters or any crime involving children.


You wish. Maybe if he wasn't so famous they could add him to gen pop, but they won't. He'll be in solitary until he dies.
 
2012-10-09 10:59:50 PM  

vudukungfu: And Ray Gricar's still missing.


Probably killed by someone associated with Penn State PD, so I presume you're conflicted on this one?
 
2012-10-09 11:06:30 PM  

Brubold: Weaver95: He'll be able to watch college football, including Penn State, when the games are broadcast on ESPN or another major network.

"A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."

Sandusky is gonna have to be in protected custody. if they put him into general population he's a dead man.

This. His case is too famous for him to go in claiming he was guilty of something else. He'll be dead inside of a month if he's not separated from the other inmates.


I've heard he is requesting to be put into general population though.

So, either this shows just how delusional he is.... or he is aware of what he did, and he is still too chicken shiat to off himself, and he'd rather get shanked.
 
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