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2012-10-08 08:53:52 AM
He'll be able to watch college football, including Penn State, when the games are broadcast on ESPN or another major network.

"A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."


Sandusky is gonna have to be in protected custody. if they put him into general population he's a dead man.
 
2012-10-08 09:06:11 AM
"Jerry is a very likable guy - he gets along with everybody,"


I'm sure that will help.
 
2012-10-08 09:10:37 AM
GO STATE PENN!
 
2012-10-08 09:11:13 AM
Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?
 
2012-10-08 09:12:49 AM
The sound of dropped soap.

The sound of a thousand toothbrush handles being whittled.
 
2012-10-08 09:13:06 AM
"RIP HIM A NEW ONE!"

"Guard, can you get this old guy away from the TV?"

"YEAH, GET HIS ASS! GET IT! OHHHH GOOD TACKLE!"

"Guard?"
 
2012-10-08 09:16:57 AM

duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?


Serial molestation of children in your care will do it.
Worked for Sandusky.

/whatever happened to PMITA prison?
 
2012-10-08 09:17:03 AM
I he was part of a much larger child sex slavery ring, as some speculative reports have suggested, I hope it begins to dawn on him that they just might not be coming to his rescue.
 
2012-10-08 09:17:44 AM
Probably more like a crunchy thump as the broom handle splits his head.
 
2012-10-08 09:17:54 AM

duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?


You can apply at your local bank.
 
2012-10-08 09:18:23 AM

duckpoopy: How do I sign up?


That's the beauty of it! You can sign up anywhere. You can grab an application form at any one of several local businesses like banks, gas stations, and jewelry stores. Take advantage of the mobile app and sign up at bus stations, train stops, and any major roadway. Don't forget, the absentee applications allow all Americans to sign up in their own (or any of their neighbor's) homes.
 
2012-10-08 09:19:34 AM
"You can either make yourself standout, or you can stay closer to the woodwork. There's no hiding that man."

Considering how child molesters are considered to be on the bottom of the prison totem pole, this guy won't last long.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:57 AM

duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?


oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.
 
2012-10-08 09:23:23 AM

Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.


But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?
 
2012-10-08 09:23:34 AM

trippycrazy12: "You can either make yourself standout, or you can stay closer to the woodwork. There's no hiding that man."

Considering how child molesters are considered to be on the bottom of the prison totem pole, this guy won't last long.


yeah...add to the fact that the Cult of Penn State has been essentially blaming the collapse of PSU football entirely on Sandusky, I suspect that the fine individuals locked up in prison will be expecting to give him a warm welcome.
 
2012-10-08 09:24:39 AM

theurge14: "RIP HIM A NEW ONE!"

"Guard, can you get this old guy away from the TV?"

"YEAH, GET HIS ASS! GET IT! OHHHH GOOD TACKLE!"

"Guard?"


He's going in as a tight end but coming out as a wide receiver.
 
2012-10-08 09:26:04 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.

But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?


that won't get you arrested, but it might get you promoted.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:06 AM
I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:13 AM

FirstNationalBastard: But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence


It depends. Is it against America or an ally? Basically what I'm saying here is are you part of a revolution to overthrow an autocratic dictator or a terrorist with ties to Al Qaeda?
 
2012-10-08 09:27:30 AM
Hey, he could end up at Walmart.
 
2012-10-08 09:28:19 AM

Johnny Swank: I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.


By sheer coincidence, every Penn State game has been broadcast on the national networks since the season started. By sheer coincidence.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?

oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.

But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?


I am sorry, but that would get you the Republican nomination for the Presidency.
 
2012-10-08 09:29:52 AM
Don't fumble (the soap)!
 
2012-10-08 09:30:52 AM
So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.
 
2012-10-08 09:31:27 AM
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2012-10-08 09:28:19 AM


Johnny Swank: I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.





I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.
 
2012-10-08 09:32:10 AM
a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.

i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.
 
2012-10-08 09:35:12 AM

doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.


Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.
 
2012-10-08 09:35:20 AM
Not sure how it works in PA, but in Georgia he would be in a level 3 (medium) security facility and probably in the segregation unit for his protection. The general rule of thumb is at least 100 miles from home at first. Longer if they are disruptive.
 
2012-10-08 09:36:08 AM

KrispyKritter: a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.

i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.


I watch a shiatload of prison shows and sometimes they get the guy, even if he is in adseg. If he gets put into a minimum security place for nonviolent offenders, he probably doesn't have much to worry about though.
 
2012-10-08 09:36:11 AM
man, rape sure is funny guys!
 
2012-10-08 09:36:25 AM
Rhythmic. Slapping. Sounds

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-08 09:37:25 AM
I am just amazed that he's pushing for an interview to tell his story. Can't we just push him into a woodchipper already?
 
2012-10-08 09:37:42 AM

SuperT: man, rape sure is funny guys!


Penn State administration and supporters sure thought it was, until it hurt the football program.
 
2012-10-08 09:40:09 AM
Although Sandusky's home in the Lemont area of State College is only a couple miles from Rockview state prison, there is no way to predict where he will end up.

"Yes, it's a complete and utter mystery.", said an unnamed but reliable source. "We spin a large wheel with prison names written from the center to the edge like spokes and it's got this little clacker thing that goes "Tick. Tick Tick Tick" along a set of pegs at the edge. You should see it. It has flashing lights and a little whistle that goes, 'Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' as it spins. It's a hell of a lot of fun. 'Wherever it lands is wherever he goes' is what we always say. There's simply no rhyme or reason to it and we find that works best."
 
2012-10-08 09:40:20 AM

tonguedepressor: So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.


nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.
 
2012-10-08 09:44:44 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am just amazed that he's pushing for an interview to tell his story. Can't we just push him into a woodchipper already?


An industrial shredder would be quicker, they could grind him up all at once instead of feeding him in bit by bit.
 
2012-10-08 09:48:56 AM
"He's a model inmate. He doesn't cause problems, he's sociable, he's pleasant."

Yeah, the whole child farking thing was a just a rough patch I guess.

/DIAF Jerry
 
2012-10-08 09:49:04 AM

Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.


This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.
 
2012-10-08 09:51:58 AM

born_yesterday: I he was part of a much larger child sex slavery ring, as some speculative reports have suggested, I hope it begins to dawn on him that they just might not be coming to his rescue.


Hopefully it means that most of his good friends will be joining him inside before long.

Weaver95: yeah...add to the fact that the Cult of Penn State has been essentially blaming the collapse of PSU football entirely on Sandusky, I suspect that the fine individuals locked up in prison will be expecting to give him a warm welcome.


If he does get attacked in prison, it'll probably be because of this, since most of the state seems to have already forgiven him for raping dozens, if not hundreds, of children over the last few decades.
 
2012-10-08 09:53:26 AM
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2012-10-08 09:35:12 AM


doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.

Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.




Yup! Exactly! I'm actually Paterno's grandson. "Cause that's the only way I would be against the abolition of football there. And I'm totally for child rape.


p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.
 
2012-10-08 09:53:39 AM
Ain't nothin' more hilarious than prison rape. Oh, man. Stop it. You're killing us!
 
2012-10-08 09:55:48 AM

doubled99: p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.


2/10
 
2012-10-08 09:56:40 AM
Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.

Good old Pennsyltuckey. Leading the nation in economic justice again, I see.
 
2012-10-08 09:59:21 AM

vudukungfu: Paterno knew.
Curley knew.
Shultz knew.
Corbitt knew.

One's dead.
Three are walking free.


You forgot Spanier. While I don't agree with you about wiping the school from the face of the earth, fark those guys that actually hid Jerry's actions in the ear with a rusty spork.
 
2012-10-08 09:59:54 AM

fireclown: Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.

This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.


nah, the Cult of JoePa will want to blame it all on Sandusky and then do their best to forget he exists. out of sight, out of mind.
 
2012-10-08 10:03:24 AM

Weaver95: He'll be able to watch college football, including Penn State, when the games are broadcast on ESPN or another major network.

"A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."

Sandusky is gonna have to be in protected custody. if they put him into general population he's a dead man.


This. His case is too famous for him to go in claiming he was guilty of something else. He'll be dead inside of a month if he's not separated from the other inmates.
 
2012-10-08 10:05:22 AM

vudukungfu: One's dead.
Three are walking free.



And Spanier is working for the DOD. Link
 
2012-10-08 10:06:13 AM

doubled99: Johnny Swank Smartest
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2012-10-08 09:35:12 AM


doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.
Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.

Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.



Yup! Exactly! I'm actually Paterno's grandson. "Cause that's the only way I would be against the abolition of football there. And I'm totally for child rape.


p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.


And thanks to the justice system, neither can sandusky. At least for a while.
 
2012-10-08 10:06:45 AM

Weaver95: nah, the Cult of JoePa will want to blame it all on Sandusky and then do their best to forget he exists. out of sight, out of mind.


That is why it must be kept in sight. Preferably by adolescent, obnoxious, provoking jerks. I'm looking at YOU, Michigan State.
 
2012-10-08 10:09:24 AM
He wont get hurt. There will be nothing in the form of incedents. He is too high profile of an inmate for the state to risk a lawsuit over his lack of protection. Prison is not as dangerous as the mainstream makes it out to be.
 
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