duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?
duckpoopy: How do I sign up?
Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.
trippycrazy12: "You can either make yourself standout, or you can stay closer to the woodwork. There's no hiding that man."Considering how child molesters are considered to be on the bottom of the prison totem pole, this guy won't last long.
theurge14: "RIP HIM A NEW ONE!""Guard, can you get this old guy away from the TV?""YEAH, GET HIS ASS! GET IT! OHHHH GOOD TACKLE!""Guard?"
FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: duckpoopy: Prison sounds better than my life. How do I sign up?oh that's easy - just grab an ounce of pot and wave it around for a bit. or copy a song off the internet. you could also protest against wall street or just not pay your fines on library books. any of those will get you locked up.But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence, or destroy local economies by shipping jobs to China?
FirstNationalBastard: But what if I start a war based on non-existent evidence
Johnny Swank: I still can't believe they didn't voluntarily shut down the football program for at least a couple of years. That slap on the wrist by the NCAA was nothing.
doubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.
KrispyKritter: a lot of TV programs tell me this fellow will be in a very protected area with people just like him. he will not suffer even a tiny bit of the horror he put upon lord knows how many innocent children. and that is just so sad.i think monsters like Sandusky are why so many people have faith, religion. because it's just too hard for them to fathom that you can be a wonderfully kind person all your life or you can be a child rapist all your life. and in the end all you are is worm fodder. i think for many the truth is just too unkind.
SuperT: man, rape sure is funny guys!
tonguedepressor: So lets figure out the over/under for how long before we hear of an incident. I'm going with 4 weeks.
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am just amazed that he's pushing for an interview to tell his story. Can't we just push him into a woodchipper already?
Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.
born_yesterday: I he was part of a much larger child sex slavery ring, as some speculative reports have suggested, I hope it begins to dawn on him that they just might not be coming to his rescue.
Weaver95: yeah...add to the fact that the Cult of Penn State has been essentially blaming the collapse of PSU football entirely on Sandusky, I suspect that the fine individuals locked up in prison will be expecting to give him a warm welcome.
doubled99: p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.
vudukungfu: Paterno knew.Curley knew.Shultz knew.Corbitt knew.One's dead.Three are walking free.
fireclown: Weaver95: nah, that's bad for business. they'll lock him up somewhere secure until everyone kinda forgets about him.This damned well shouldn't be forgotten. Penn State football fans should be confronted by this subject at every away game. They should have to defend their support for an organization that concealed the raping of children.
Weaver95: He'll be able to watch college football, including Penn State, when the games are broadcast on ESPN or another major network."A lot of guys live for it," said the man who works with released sex offenders. "Football season is huge."Sandusky is gonna have to be in protected custody. if they put him into general population he's a dead man.
vudukungfu: One's dead.Three are walking free.
doubled99: Johnny Swank SmartestFunniest2012-10-08 09:35:12 AMdoubled99: I know! We could have stopped child abuse for good if only there was no PSU football.Now there's nothing to stop the rapings.Another Penn State alum endorsing child rape I see. Seriously, what punishment was given to Penn State for covering this up? Forfeit a few games and couple of dollars? Big farking deal. You people have no shame, and sure has hell haven't changed the core reason for this cult of personality was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell they wanted to.Yup! Exactly! I'm actually Paterno's grandson. "Cause that's the only way I would be against the abolition of football there. And I'm totally for child rape.p.s. I'm sorry the mean football players picked on you in high school. They can't hurt you anymore.
Weaver95: nah, the Cult of JoePa will want to blame it all on Sandusky and then do their best to forget he exists. out of sight, out of mind.
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