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(Florida Today)   Parents, just a reminder, please advise your kids not to play with the human skulls on Cocoa beach   (floridatoday.com) divider line 27
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2012-10-08 09:29:00 AM  
There's always skulls in the Banana River.
 
2012-10-08 09:42:45 AM  
Hoffa?
 
2012-10-08 09:43:15 AM  
no feet were found so our Canadian friends can breath easy.
 
2012-10-08 09:45:05 AM  
Turn around, turn around
There's a thing there that can be found
Turn around, turn around
It's a human skull on the ground
Human skull on the ground
Turn around

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2012-10-08 09:48:38 AM  
Maybe they are building a chimney?
 
2012-10-08 09:49:13 AM  
Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?
 
2012-10-08 09:53:00 AM  
Probably an FSU fan who jumped off the Merritt Island bridge after Saturday night.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:36 AM  
Children spearfishing?? WTF??
 
2012-10-08 10:08:54 AM  

Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??


Mellow greetings! What seems to be your boggle, citizen?
 
2012-10-08 10:16:58 AM  
Well, there goes my plans for next weekend.
 
2012-10-08 10:16:59 AM  

Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??


Believe it or not, we don't ALL wrap our kids in bubble wrap and park them in front of the TV.
 
2012-10-08 10:17:59 AM  

Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??


It's rather complicated. You get a hold of a spear, typically sold at a sporting goods outlet in a waterside community. This may or may not have an elastic band attached to the dull end to assist in projecting the sharp end at the intended target. Then you head to a body of water such as the Indian or Banana rivers (which are really bays but semantics), or the Atlantic ocean perhaps, and look for fish. You then spear the fish, bring them home, clean and eat them.

I did this as a pre teen. My friends did it. We wore onions on our belts, as it was the fashion.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:28 AM  
just the ones on Cocoa beach?
 
2012-10-08 10:26:25 AM  

H31N0US: Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??

It's rather complicated. You get a hold of a spear, typically sold at a sporting goods outlet in a waterside community. This may or may not have an elastic band attached to the dull end to assist in projecting the sharp end at the intended target. Then you head to a body of water such as the Indian or Banana rivers (which are really bays but semantics), or the Atlantic ocean perhaps, and look for fish. You then spear the fish, bring them home, clean and eat them.

I did this as a pre teen. My friends did it. We wore onions on our belts, as it was the fashion.


How many Bees will a spear set you back?
 
2012-10-08 10:28:27 AM  
Was the steel mohawk still in place?
 
2012-10-08 10:28:58 AM  

KrispyKritter: no feet were found so our Canadian friends can breath easy.


A Bones reference? In my Fark?
 
2012-10-08 10:31:33 AM  

Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??


What's the confusion?
 
2012-10-08 10:32:10 AM  
Do the kids get to keep the skull if no one comes forward to claim it?
 
2012-10-08 10:36:10 AM  
Dexter is pretty upset at this
 
2012-10-08 10:43:55 AM  

H31N0US: Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??

It's rather complicated. You get a hold of a spear, typically sold at a sporting goods outlet in a waterside community. This may or may not have an elastic band attached to the dull end to assist in projecting the sharp end at the intended target. Then you head to a body of water such as the Indian or Banana rivers (which are really bays but semantics), or the Atlantic ocean perhaps, and look for fish. You then spear the fish, bring them home, clean and eat them.

I did this as a pre teen. My friends did it. We wore onions on our belts, as it was the fashion.


no, no, no, no, no you must have grown up rich, what you do is you get a rambo-esque survival knife from the flea market and saw down a branch with the sawed teeth on the back then you use duct tape and electrical tape to secure the knife to the stick after you shave off the bark, you should also make a grippy handle with some twine. then you get some fish.
 
2012-10-08 11:05:02 AM  
You know who else washed up on Cocoa Beach?

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2012-10-08 11:20:31 AM  
I used to know some people who lived in this exact area. Knowing what the locals can be like, I'd say it's what's left of a dead drug dealer. Or someone just got drunk and had a WaveRunner accident at 3am.
 
2012-10-08 11:31:54 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Blues Lounger: Children spearfishing?? WTF??

Believe it or not, we don't ALL wrap our kids in bubble wrap and park them in front of the TV.


I'm in the midwest where we give our kids loaded firearms and teach them that snuffing the life out of other species is fun, but the spearfishing thing just sounds downright dangerous.
 
2012-10-08 12:18:28 PM  
TFA makes me think of the comic Lio. Went spearing fishing and found a human skull. Bonus!
 
2012-10-08 05:18:16 PM  
it's this guy
Link
 
2012-10-08 08:01:09 PM  
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THANKS KIDS!!!
 
2012-10-08 11:44:11 PM  
This was obviously one of Major Tony Nelson's victims. Most people don't know that besides being an astronaut and Jeanie's master, he was one of the most prolific serial killers in Florida history.
 
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