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(The Sun)   At 15.7 inches, 22-year-old has Britain's smallest waist - with the help of a corset... (w/ pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 103
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2012-10-08 07:51:44 AM  
ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-08 08:03:40 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-08 08:06:11 AM  
Small waist, British face. They don't even out.
 
2012-10-08 08:08:44 AM  

bmihura: I dated a girl with a 17" waist when I was 20. I could put my fingers around her waist, thumbs and index fingers connecting.

I just tested myself; I would need four hands to do that.


Then you could call yourself "Mr Hands"
 
2012-10-08 08:14:55 AM  
She's wearing a lot of "wrong" makeup. Looks like she swiped her face makeup from the mortuary and her lipstick from a vampire.
 
2012-10-08 08:17:05 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

/ Still would hit it
 
2012-10-08 08:18:36 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Mr. Potatoass: Whenever she farts, every dog in the neighborhood starts barking.


Sorry, made me think of this:

And, as she was opening this paper to see what it was, Panurge very promptly and lightly scattered the drug that he had upon her in divers places, but especially in the plaits of her sleeves and of her gown. Then said he unto her, Madam, the poor lovers are not always at ease. As for me, I hope that those heavy nights, those pains and troubles, which I suffer for love of you, shall be a deduction to me of so much pain in purgatory; yet, at the least, pray to God to give me patience in my misery. Panurge had no sooner spoke this but all the dogs that were in the church came running to this lady with the smell of the drugs that he had strewed upon her, both small and great, big and little, all came, laying out their member, smelling to her, and pissing everywhere upon her - it was the greatest villainy in the world. Panurge made the fashion of driving them away; then took his leave of her and withdrew himself into some chapel or oratory of the said church to see the sport; for these villainous dogs did compiss all her habiliments, and left none of her attire unbesprinkled with their staling; insomuch that a tall greyhound pissed upon her head, others in her sleeves, others on her crupper-piece, and the little ones pissed upon her pataines; so that all the women that were round about her had much ado to save her.

Whereat Panurge very heartily laughing, he said to one of the lords of the city, I believe that same lady is hot, or else that some greyhound hath covered her lately. And when he saw that all the dogs were flocking about her, yarring at the retardment of their access to her, and every way keeping such a coil with her as they are wont to do about a proud or salt biatch, he forthwith departed from thence, and went to call Pantagruel, not forgetting in his way alongst the streets through which he went, where he found any dogs to give them a bang with ...


Made me think of this: The Advent of Panurge.
 
2012-10-08 08:25:44 AM  
Corset thread?
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 08:43:10 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Corset thread?
[i1121.photobucket.com image 682x1023]


Yes. Please.
 
2012-10-08 08:48:55 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 08:49:43 AM  
I bet you could stick on of those cake decorating tips up her ass and squeeze out some fancy poop roses.
 
2012-10-08 08:51:56 AM  
thegrumpiest.com
 
2012-10-08 08:54:02 AM  

kcfarker: tinfoil-hat maggie: Corset thread?
[i1121.photobucket.com image 682x1023]

Yes. Please.


Sounds good to me ;)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-08 08:54:49 AM  
Kill it with Fire.
What is taking you all so long?
 
2012-10-08 08:59:27 AM  
teeth; nasty, black mole; chewed up fingers; they're right... what a waste...
 
2012-10-08 09:01:02 AM  

Crudbucket: Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.


Fake its would have probably been easier and more effective.

// And that's how she looked when she knew she was going to be doing a photo shoot for a major media outlet.
 
2012-10-08 09:01:20 AM  
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2012-10-08 09:04:42 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-08 09:08:53 AM  
Awesome way to turn a bad article into a good thread Fark..... Keep up the good Monday morning work....
 
2012-10-08 09:14:46 AM  
Read the fark headline, saw the picture, got ready to tell subby he was an idiot because she is really 52. RTFA. DOH!

And thanks for the eye-bleach.
 
2012-10-08 09:22:03 AM  
crow202.org
 
2012-10-08 09:25:22 AM  
corsets can be nice looking, but waist training is a terrible idea.
 
2012-10-08 09:27:01 AM  
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2012-10-08 09:32:55 AM  
Is anyone else concerned that NAKED her waist is 22 inches? Yet with this corset on it's down to 15.5? That's saying something. Where does her body get squished to? You can't just move around your internal organs.
 
2012-10-08 09:34:31 AM  
I loves me a good thread like this on a chilly Monday AM.


www.fighter-collection.com
 
2012-10-08 09:58:50 AM  
crow202.org
I'm not entirely sure this actually counts as a corset, though.

Possibly relevant, but also possibly NSFW.
 
2012-10-08 10:02:18 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Is anyone else concerned that NAKED her waist is 22 inches? Yet with this corset on it's down to 15.5? That's saying something. Where does her body get squished to? You can't just move around your internal organs.


You aren't familiar with what a corset does are you?

/it gets squished up (to enhance the boobies) and down (to enhance the hips)
//and it can also limit breathing too, so use as appropriate and not like this butterface

Also - paging Dita Von Teese.... pictures of you are required in this thread
 
2012-10-08 10:22:58 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: kcfarker: tinfoil-hat maggie: Corset thread?
[i1121.photobucket.com image 682x1023]

Yes. Please.

Sounds good to me ;)
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]


Now we're cookin' with gasoline!!!
 
2012-10-08 10:26:46 AM  
Has the Fark AW vanguard shown up yet to declare their sworn allegiance to corsets and explain how they'd rather feel sexy and "feminine" than be able to fully inflate their lungs?
 
2012-10-08 10:40:35 AM  
I like to occasionally wear a corset especially if I am wearing a tight sheath dress but I never lace it down super tight or wear one more than a few hours. The better ones are really expensive. I have a made to measure one on my wish list.

/she has some god awful makeup
//wearing a corset occasionally helps my mid-lower back pain; no slouching allowed
 
2012-10-08 11:09:18 AM  
operationbeskinny2011.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 11:11:41 AM  

Mstreemn: I like to occasionally wear a corset especially if I am wearing a tight sheath dress but I never lace it down super tight or wear one more than a few hours. The better ones are really expensive. I have a made to measure one on my wish list.

/she has some god awful makeup
//wearing a corset occasionally helps my mid-lower back pain; no slouching allowed


checks profile for picture...

leaves extremely disappointed....
 
2012-10-08 11:19:26 AM  
She's hurt by horrid natural colouring, she's going to be one of those people with light brown hair with red high-lights. She also has fairly pale skin even by red headed Briton standards. Someone told her at one point that, with her complexion she should be fair haired, (which was somewhat true her genetics have lots of fair haired people in them). However when hair is bleached many of the reds don't come out. So after her cheap at home bleaching the yellow die turned her hair a hideous shade of orange yellow. The bad teeth are not really that horrid you'll notice no rot. The British health care system considers mild to moderate alignment issues (which is what her teeth have) to be a cosmetic thing (or at least used to I'm not sure about recently). She's also harmed by poor make-up

Her facial structure isn't horrid if someone puts her in invisalign for 3 to 6 months , and shows her how how to apply make-up even with the bad hair you'd all be falling for her, with those same 3 months a decent hair cut and die/highlight, and you'll be all cheering a for a Brunette with red highlights or a red-head who for a Brit is damn good looking and nice for anywhere else.

She's hurt by bad parenting and social medicine more than anything.
 
2012-10-08 11:21:30 AM  

SusQRiverRat: Mstreemn: I like to occasionally wear a corset especially if I am wearing a tight sheath dress but I never lace it down super tight or wear one more than a few hours. The better ones are really expensive. I have a made to measure one on my wish list.

/she has some god awful makeup
//wearing a corset occasionally helps my mid-lower back pain; no slouching allowed

checks profile for picture...

leaves extremely disappointed....

 

/life's full of disappointments ;)
 
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2012-10-08 11:28:36 AM  
PallMall:ytrewq.com 

renee zellweger?
 
2012-10-08 11:45:56 AM  
Another good reason to celebrate the 4th of July.
 
2012-10-08 11:49:03 AM  
The face has got to be 'shopped on to protect her identity.
 
2012-10-08 11:56:52 AM  
I wonder what her ileocecal valve has to say about this?
 
2012-10-08 12:04:31 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: I wonder what her ileocecal valve has to say about this?


"MMMPH! MmmPMMph!"
 
2012-10-08 12:15:05 PM  

Dezilith: Dezilith: I love corsets and the look of them, but for all of you, I agree.

GAH! Someone'shiat that face a few too many times with the ugly stick!

Oops. Should of have previewed. I meant someone'shiat that face...

 

FTFY
 
2012-10-08 12:58:56 PM  
From the interview: "It's not about being sexy..."


You're right, dear. It's not about that at all. Not in the least.

Bleah.
 
2012-10-08 01:02:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Is anyone else concerned that NAKED her waist is 22 inches? Yet with this corset on it's down to 15.5? That's saying something. Where does her body get squished to? You can't just move around your internal organs.


naw man, it's fine. The body can adjust.

djcadchina.files.wordpress.com

Somebody with photoshop, put this guy on her face. I mean, replace her face with this. Geez.

jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 01:42:13 PM  
I never quite understood how corsets survived. Sure, they are sexy when they aren't holding your internal organs hostage and causing irreversible damage. But don't guys (or girls, if applicable) get turned off by undoing them and having all the contents and blubber spill out?

On a side note, does anyone remember the character in a Thomas Hardy novel who deceived a guy with fake looks? I believe it was in Jude the Obscure, but I'm unsure.
 
2012-10-08 03:10:06 PM  
www.hipsandcurves.com
 
2012-10-08 04:38:15 PM  
Apparently the camera adds 10 lbs. (of cakey, splotchy makeup)
 
2012-10-08 04:39:20 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 337x448]
I'm not entirely sure this actually counts as a corset, though.

Possibly relevant, but also possibly NSFW.


It is a corset. It just blends really well with the skirt.
 
2012-10-08 05:59:20 PM  
Here's a nice NSFW example.
 
2012-10-08 06:48:49 PM  
Too fat. Can't believe I'm the first to say it.
 
2012-10-08 07:03:44 PM  
She'd probably look okay with better make-up and better lighting. That foundation shade is all wrong for her and she's wearing too much of it. The bottle-blonde hair doesn't help either.
 
2012-10-08 07:10:22 PM  

lumiere: I never quite understood how corsets survived. Sure, they are sexy when they aren't holding your internal organs hostage and causing irreversible damage. But don't guys (or girls, if applicable) get turned off by undoing them and having all the contents and blubber spill out?


No, because the blubber spilling out means that sexytime is imminent or already initiated, which is even more powerful than beer goggles for overlooking such things, and a little meat on the bones is no deterrent to a BJ for anyone. It's not like really fat girls don't spill out the sides anyway, so no hambeast is going to slip under the radar and then crush a guy as her jellyrolls all spew out at under ludicrous pressure the minute he unlaces her at home.

Although that is a hilarious mental image.

Maxor: She's hurt by horrid natural colouring


That's an excellent explanation, but the fact that she's that old and still looks like a drag queen on a bad day means that she's a one-trick attention whore who gave up caring about the rest of her looks years ago.
 
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