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(The Sun)   At 15.7 inches, 22-year-old has Britain's smallest waist - with the help of a corset... (w/ pic)   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Britain, Victorians, London Metropolitan University  
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2012-10-08 07:10:22 PM  

lumiere: I never quite understood how corsets survived. Sure, they are sexy when they aren't holding your internal organs hostage and causing irreversible damage. But don't guys (or girls, if applicable) get turned off by undoing them and having all the contents and blubber spill out?

No, because the blubber spilling out means that sexytime is imminent or already initiated, which is even more powerful than beer goggles for overlooking such things, and a little meat on the bones is no deterrent to a BJ for anyone. It's not like really fat girls don't spill out the sides anyway, so no hambeast is going to slip under the radar and then crush a guy as her jellyrolls all spew out at under ludicrous pressure the minute he unlaces her at home.

Although that is a hilarious mental image.

Maxor: She's hurt by horrid natural colouring

That's an excellent explanation, but the fact that she's that old and still looks like a drag queen on a bad day means that she's a one-trick attention whore who gave up caring about the rest of her looks years ago.
2012-10-08 08:29:42 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Whenever she farts, every dog in the neighborhood starts barking.

farking funny dude!
2012-10-09 10:27:02 AM  
Obviously not 22. No farking way.
2012-10-09 09:47:35 PM  
I don't remember googling corsets, but suddenly I have corset links at the top of Fark and in the sidebar.
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