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(The Sun)   At 15.7 inches, 22-year-old has Britain's smallest waist - with the help of a corset... (w/ pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 104
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2012-10-08 03:41:03 AM
Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.
 
2012-10-08 04:03:07 AM

Crudbucket: Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.


Easy fix. Just put a bag over it.
 
2012-10-08 04:06:47 AM
For all the money she spends on the corsets, you'd think she'd get her hair done before a photo shoot
 
2012-10-08 04:32:27 AM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a tranny?

MissFeasance: For all the money she spends on the corsets, you'd think she'd get her hair done before a photo shoot


That color is just wrong for her.
 
2012-10-08 04:33:08 AM
That's a double bag, minimum.
 
2012-10-08 04:36:02 AM

Crudbucket: Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.


I came in here to say this.

GAH!
 
2012-10-08 04:56:15 AM
It's like White National Geographic!!
 
2012-10-08 04:58:05 AM

AbbeySomeone: Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a tranny?


Nope. I came here to say she could probably donate a testicle to that poor rugby player from the main page greenlight.
 
2012-10-08 05:25:22 AM
She has nothing on Polaire.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-08 05:27:24 AM
pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com

Marvelous, Mad Madam Mim.
 
2012-10-08 05:33:45 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com 

Maila Nurmi (aka Vampira)
 
2012-10-08 05:34:16 AM

Ed Finnerty: [pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com image 500x323]

Marvelous, Mad Madam Mim.


+1 for that reference. Haven't seen that movie in ages.
 
2012-10-08 05:38:00 AM
She ugly by even my standards (considering that I am the only one on Fark who finds Ke$ha sexy, that says a lot)
 
2012-10-08 06:14:21 AM

cman: She ugly by even my standards (considering that I am the only one on Fark who finds Ke$ha sexy, that says a lot)


No, you're not. But I agree, I wouldn't hit this chick with WWTPBB's dick...
 
2012-10-08 06:22:34 AM
Internal organs? Didn't really need them anyway
 
2012-10-08 06:25:54 AM
That corset is clearly choking off her circulation.
 
2012-10-08 06:28:44 AM
At least she's not a male civil war re-creationist.

/CSI episode
//corsets make people look weird
///this chick didn't need any help
 
2012-10-08 06:35:46 AM
Smoking hot 22 year old? No?
 
2012-10-08 06:36:53 AM
I love corsets and the look of them, but for all of you, I agree.

GAH! Someone'shiat that face a few too many times with the ugly stick!
 
2012-10-08 06:37:55 AM

Lorelle: She has nothing on Polaire.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 616x561]


Ah... yesteryear's version of bolt-on tits...
 
2012-10-08 06:37:58 AM
Whenever she farts, every dog in the neighborhood starts barking.
 
2012-10-08 06:39:09 AM
well thats one way to ruin your back. and circulation. enjoy the next 50 years as a cripple.
 
2012-10-08 06:40:52 AM
No thanks, I like my ribs and internal organs where they are.

/on a plate
 
2012-10-08 06:42:20 AM

Dezilith: I love corsets and the look of them, but for all of you, I agree.

GAH! Someone'shiat that face a few too many times with the ugly stick!


Oops. Should of previewed. I meant someone'shiat that face...
 
2012-10-08 06:43:30 AM

Dezilith: Dezilith: I love corsets and the look of them, but for all of you, I agree.

GAH! Someone'shiat that face a few too many times with the ugly stick!

Oops. Should of previewed. I meant someone'shiat that face...


Forget it, Jake. It's FILTERPWN.
 
2012-10-08 06:44:32 AM
::rocking back and forth:: shouldn't have clicked shouldn't have clicked. can't unsee can't unsee.
 
2012-10-08 06:45:10 AM
22 going on 50.

Not that I'd say no. But alcohol would have to be involved. Lots.
 
2012-10-08 06:47:55 AM

KellyKellyKelly: Dezilith: Dezilith: I love corsets and the look of them, but for all of you, I agree.

GAH! Someone'shiat that face a few too many times with the ugly stick!

Oops. Should of previewed. I meant someone'shiat that face...

Forget it, Jake. It's FILTERPWN.


Yeeeup. I've been had.
I realized that after I saw it the second time. I had to leave to go laugh. Didn't want to wake my guests up.
 
2012-10-08 06:49:20 AM
I don't usually go all 'studman' but I actually wouldn't be able to hit that. Ugh.

/I'm aware they all look the same with their face in the pillow, but I'm a boobs man.
 
2012-10-08 06:50:17 AM

L.D. Ablo: 22 going on 50.

Not that I'd say no. But alcohol would have to be involved. Lots.


I'd never hit that. Not because I have standards, but because she'd snap in half, and I don't need the legal trouble.
 
2012-10-08 06:51:32 AM
moon face
 
2012-10-08 07:02:05 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Whenever she farts, every dog in the neighborhood starts barking.



Sorry, made me think of this:

And, as she was opening this paper to see what it was, Panurge very promptly and lightly scattered the drug that he had upon her in divers places, but especially in the plaits of her sleeves and of her gown. Then said he unto her, Madam, the poor lovers are not always at ease. As for me, I hope that those heavy nights, those pains and troubles, which I suffer for love of you, shall be a deduction to me of so much pain in purgatory; yet, at the least, pray to God to give me patience in my misery. Panurge had no sooner spoke this but all the dogs that were in the church came running to this lady with the smell of the drugs that he had strewed upon her, both small and great, big and little, all came, laying out their member, smelling to her, and pissing everywhere upon her - it was the greatest villainy in the world. Panurge made the fashion of driving them away; then took his leave of her and withdrew himself into some chapel or oratory of the said church to see the sport; for these villainous dogs did compiss all her habiliments, and left none of her attire unbesprinkled with their staling; insomuch that a tall greyhound pissed upon her head, others in her sleeves, others on her crupper-piece, and the little ones pissed upon her pataines; so that all the women that were round about her had much ado to save her.

Whereat Panurge very heartily laughing, he said to one of the lords of the city, I believe that same lady is hot, or else that some greyhound hath covered her lately. And when he saw that all the dogs were flocking about her, yarring at the retardment of their access to her, and every way keeping such a coil with her as they are wont to do about a proud or salt biatch, he forthwith departed from thence, and went to call Pantagruel, not forgetting in his way alongst the streets through which he went, where he found any dogs to give them a bang with his foot, saying, Will you not go with your fellows to the wedding? Away, hence, avant, avant, with a devil avant! And being come home, he said to Pantagruel, Master, I pray you come and see all the dogs of the country, how they are assembled about a lady, the fairest in the city, and would duffle and line her. Whereunto Pantagruel willingly condescended, and saw the mystery, which he found very pretty and strange. But the best was at the procession, in which were seen above six hundred thousand and fourteen dogs about her, which did very much trouble and molest her, and whithersoever she passed, those dogs that came afresh, tracing her footsteps, followed her at the heels, and pissed in the way where her gown had touched. All the world stood gazing at this spectacle, considering the countenance of those dogs, who, leaping up, got about her neck and spoiled all her gorgeous accoutrements, for the which she could find no remedy but to retire unto her house, which was a palace.

Thither she went, and the dogs after her; she ran to hide herself, but the chambermaids could not abstain from laughing. When she was entered into the house and had shut the door upon herself, all the dogs came running of half a league round, and did so well bepiss the gate of her house that there they made a stream with their urine wherein a duck might have very well swimmed, and it is the same current that now runs at St. Victor, in which Gobelin dyeth scarlet, for the specifical virtue of these piss-dogs, as our master Doribus did heretofore preach publicly. So may God help you, a mill would have ground corn with it. Yet not so much as those of Basacle at Toulouse.
 
2012-10-08 07:03:57 AM
Are british women even capable of giving head? Seems to me like hospitals would be loaded with young men with mangled junk and their first lesson of being an adult male in britain: Don't accept head from english born women...
 
2012-10-08 07:07:02 AM

Crudbucket: Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.


Over in one.
 
2012-10-08 07:07:14 AM
Watch for her to show up next season on "Hell on Wheels."
 
2012-10-08 07:09:13 AM
I dated a girl with a 17" waist when I was 20. I could put my fingers around her waist, thumbs and index fingers connecting.

I just tested myself; I would need four hands to do that.
 
2012-10-08 07:09:33 AM
Dear Lord that's one ugly chick
 
2012-10-08 07:11:43 AM
22? Like hell you say. I've seen 42-year-olds who look younger than she does.
 
2012-10-08 07:11:54 AM
had a co-worker years ago named Cindy that looked much like this girl, wasp waist and all. poor thing was a psychiatrists wet dream. married a fireman. i wouldn't be surprised if he ran into a burning building and refused to come back out.
 
2012-10-08 07:14:41 AM

miss diminutive: No thanks, I like my ribs and internal organs where they are.


My first thought when I saw that pic was, "Where the hell does she keep her kidneys?"
 
2012-10-08 07:15:56 AM

bmihura: I dated a girl with a 17" waist when I was 20. I could put my fingers around her waist, thumbs and index fingers connecting.


Did you buy a ton of her cookies so she could earn the badge?
 
2012-10-08 07:23:06 AM

bmihura: I dated a girl with a 17" waist when I was 20. I could put my fingers around her waist, thumbs and index fingers connecting.

I just tested myself; I would need four hands to do that.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-08 07:26:53 AM

GWSuperfan: Crudbucket: Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.

I came in here to say this.

GAH!


Oh come on. She's British beautiful.

:/
 
2012-10-08 07:33:04 AM

Dezilith: Yeeeup. I've been had.
I realized that after I saw it the second time. I had to leave to go laugh. Didn't want to wake my guests up.


Eh, it still works. *chuckle*
 
2012-10-08 07:34:24 AM
Why do all British people have farked up teeth?
 
2012-10-08 07:35:52 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Crudbucket: Whatever distracts from that face, I guess.

Easy fix. Just put a bag over it.


Can't be trusted, better put it over your own head... just to be sure.
 
2012-10-08 07:43:36 AM
Somebody found the forest where they grow the ugly sticks, strapped that girl to the front of a Mack truck, and drove through at about 65 mph.
 
2012-10-08 07:45:46 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 07:48:39 AM

TheTrashcanMan: Why do all British people have farked up teeth?


Oh i'm sure some partisan hack is going to spout something off about soshulized medicine, but i lean towards there being a lack of concern... It's apparently something the brits have dealth with over 1000 years, why worry about it now?
 
mhd
2012-10-08 07:48:52 AM
Ah, a "burlesque dancer", aka. "stripper with an Etsy account".
 
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