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(Japan Times)   Mobile Suit Gundam II assistant director released by police after successfully arguing that message board post under his name threatening to "perpetrate mass murder" was made by imposter who used virus to control his PC   (japantimes.co.jp) divider line 29
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2012-10-08 09:37:06 AM
too bad he didn't use Linux. problem solved.
 
2012-10-08 09:43:31 AM

Linux_Yes: too bad he didn't use Linux. problem solved.


You know how when somebody does something really terrible and all their acquaintances come out of the woodwork and say that person really needed professional help for years and nobody cared enough to speak up or give it to them?

You either need a hobby or medication.
 
2012-10-08 09:47:32 AM
Know who else supported the idea of mass murder?

dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-10-08 09:52:28 AM

evilmrsock: Linux_Yes: too bad he didn't use Linux. problem solved.

You know how when somebody does something really terrible and all their acquaintances come out of the woodwork and say that person really needed professional help for years and nobody cared enough to speak up or give it to them?

You either need a hobby or medication.



don't worry. you'll understand what i'm talking about one day.........
 
2012-10-08 10:27:17 AM
I had to read the article to realize that Mobile Suit Gundam II was referring to Gundam 00. I thought it was referring to the second series (Zeta), because that director sure as hell liked killing everyone in his series.
 
2012-10-08 10:47:41 AM
Despite the threat, no attack took place in Otaroad.

Or else he was really good at it.
 
2012-10-08 10:51:38 AM
Ya know, if you had some of that standing armor you could get up to some seriously massively parallel murder before anything could stop you. The ideal weapon to take out any of that super armor might be something akin to a GBU-28. If if can burrow through 100 feet of desert hard pack it can wipe out any mobile armored system.
 
2012-10-08 10:51:46 AM

evilmrsock: Linux_Yes: too bad he didn't use Linux. problem solved.

You know how when somebody does something really terrible and all their acquaintances come out of the woodwork and say that person really needed professional help for years and nobody cared enough to speak up or give it to them?

You either need a hobby or medication.


Or a real woman.
 
2012-10-08 10:56:14 AM
Wait, he had to argue that? Shouldn't that just be accepted that imposers post on message boards?
 
2012-10-08 11:22:41 AM
Were they going to drop a colony?
 
2012-10-08 11:36:02 AM

Counter_Intelligent: Were they going to drop a colony?


Considering it was 00, the best they could do is an orbital laser.
 
2012-10-08 11:48:40 AM

TheBlackrose: Counter_Intelligent: Were they going to drop a colony?

Considering it was 00, the best they could do is an orbital laser.


Or an orbital elevator.
 
2012-10-08 12:00:54 PM
i.imgur.com

Seig Zeon!
 
2012-10-08 12:14:56 PM
How does one read 00 as II? Is subby a computer?
 
2012-10-08 01:05:29 PM
Is it me, or does putting anime in quotes make the headline read to imply he made hentai?
 
2012-10-08 01:08:29 PM
after discovering that his personal computer had been infected with a virus that could have allowed others to control it remotely and send the message, the police said.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2012-10-08 01:11:48 PM
Came for Zeonic References, left satisfied.

Came for reference to Ali Al-Saachez (which would have been actually farking relevant, seeing as this was the assistant director to Gundam 00 that had the HAX) or even an accusation that FARKING RIBBONS had been the party responsible for the HAX, leaving very, very disappointed.

Don't make me unleash Trapteria. :D

/ok, so I LIKED Gundam 00 :D
 
2012-10-08 01:25:51 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Came for reference to Ali Al-Saachez (which would have been actually farking relevant, seeing as this was the assistant director to Gundam 00 that had the HAX) or even an accusation that FARKING RIBBONS had been the party responsible for the HAX, leaving very, very disappointed.


What can we say? Fark seems to be composed mostly of glorious UC master race.
 
2012-10-08 01:36:35 PM

ProfessorOhki: Great Porn Dragon: Came for reference to Ali Al-Saachez (which would have been actually farking relevant, seeing as this was the assistant director to Gundam 00 that had the HAX) or even an accusation that FARKING RIBBONS had been the party responsible for the HAX, leaving very, very disappointed.

What can we say? Fark seems to be composed mostly of glorious UC master race.


UC is best C.

I thought this was generally accepted by now.
 
2012-10-08 05:36:19 PM
SIEG ZEON

imageshack.us

/has a Zeon insignia sticker on his car
 
2012-10-08 07:03:39 PM

ProfessorOhki: Great Porn Dragon: Came for reference to Ali Al-Saachez (which would have been actually farking relevant, seeing as this was the assistant director to Gundam 00 that had the HAX) or even an accusation that FARKING RIBBONS had been the party responsible for the HAX, leaving very, very disappointed.

What can we say? Fark seems to be composed mostly of glorious UC master race.


When der Zabis say "WE IS DER MASTER RACE"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!
Not to love der Zabis
Is a great disgrace!
So we heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!

When Herr Gihren says "WE RULE THE WORLD AND SPACE!"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Richt in Herr Girhen's face!
When Herr Degwin says "They'll never bomb this place!"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Heil right in Degwin's face!

Are we not the supermen?
Dozle: Newtype purest supermen!
Black Tri-stars: Ja we are the supermen!
Garma: Super duper supermen!
Is this Zeon place so good
Would you leave it if you could?
Black Tri-stars: Ja this Zeon place is good
We would leave it if we could

We bring the world to order
Heil Zeon zum Deikun's order
Everyone of human race
Will love der Zabis' face
When we bring to the world
Dis-order!

When der Zabis say "VE IST DER MASTER RACE"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!
Not to love der Zabis
Is a great disgrace!
So we heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!

(INSERT INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE HERE. WITH ZAKUS. AND A BIG ZAM ON BASS. YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS EVEN POSSIBLE. SIEG ZEON)

When der Zabis say "VE IST DER MASTER RACE"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!
Not to love der Zabis
Is a great disgrace!
So we heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' faaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

SIEG ZEON! *BRAAAAAP*

With apologies to Spike Jones, Yoshiyuki "Kill 'Em All" Tomino, and Char. I am so going to Special Gundam Hell for this one

/and I will note that a) I LIKE MS Gundam and b) think Bright Noa needed to slap Amuro a few more times :D
//and technically this gives FARKING RIBBONS double hax seeing as he is technically Evil Amuro (complete with Evil RX-78) if we go by voice actors :D
///and wasn't Gundam 00 more of a "let's do a more realistic version of Gundam Wing without all the French Revolutionary fetishism" anyways? :D
 
2012-10-08 07:11:26 PM

lousyskater: SIEG ZEON

[imageshack.us image 640x512]

/has a Zeon insignia sticker on his car


Next time I actually am at a con (and hopefully someday when I can attend one whilst NOT working at said con :D) I'll have to see how much the Zeon flags are in the merch room...I was tempted, very tempted, especially after having seen the first MS Gundam compilation movie in one of the few periods of down-time I had. :D

(Was at the time UC-Gundam-curious. Found I liked UC. :D)

/probably is also one of the few people to admit to liking Turn A Gundam at that--the series that proves the Ministry of Agriculture IS in charge of Gundam, at least if certain methods of bovine transport come into play :D
//thinks we can all agree that G Gundam is not in fact a Gundam series but what happened when someone secretly switched the Standard Gundam Plot with the Standard Street Fighter/King Of Fighters Plot. (We noticed, Sunrise and Bandai. Really)
 
2012-10-08 08:12:05 PM
Pfft, so many Zeon fanboys. I don't know how you can stomach it.

www.gundamofficial.com
What quality Zeonic engineering might look like.

/Not even Titans colors could fix that
 
2012-10-08 08:51:34 PM

Great Porn Dragon: lousyskater: SIEG ZEON

[imageshack.us image 640x512]

/has a Zeon insignia sticker on his car

Next time I actually am at a con (and hopefully someday when I can attend one whilst NOT working at said con :D) I'll have to see how much the Zeon flags are in the merch room...I was tempted, very tempted, especially after having seen the first MS Gundam compilation movie in one of the few periods of down-time I had. :D

(Was at the time UC-Gundam-curious. Found I liked UC. :D)

/probably is also one of the few people to admit to liking Turn A Gundam at that--the series that proves the Ministry of Agriculture IS in charge of Gundam, at least if certain methods of bovine transport come into play :D
//thinks we can all agree that G Gundam is not in fact a Gundam series but what happened when someone secretly switched the Standard Gundam Plot with the Standard Street Fighter/King Of Fighters Plot. (We noticed, Sunrise and Bandai. Really)


I actually really enjoyed Turn A. Zeta is still on top for me though. G Gundam is a pretty fun series if you go into not expecting Gundam.
 
2012-10-08 09:22:29 PM

lousyskater: Great Porn Dragon: lousyskater: SIEG ZEON

[imageshack.us image 640x512]

/has a Zeon insignia sticker on his car

Next time I actually am at a con (and hopefully someday when I can attend one whilst NOT working at said con :D) I'll have to see how much the Zeon flags are in the merch room...I was tempted, very tempted, especially after having seen the first MS Gundam compilation movie in one of the few periods of down-time I had. :D

(Was at the time UC-Gundam-curious. Found I liked UC. :D)

/probably is also one of the few people to admit to liking Turn A Gundam at that--the series that proves the Ministry of Agriculture IS in charge of Gundam, at least if certain methods of bovine transport come into play :D
//thinks we can all agree that G Gundam is not in fact a Gundam series but what happened when someone secretly switched the Standard Gundam Plot with the Standard Street Fighter/King Of Fighters Plot. (We noticed, Sunrise and Bandai. Really)

I actually really enjoyed Turn A. Zeta is still on top for me though. G Gundam is a pretty fun series if you go into not expecting Gundam.


Never said G Gundam wasn't fun in its own silly sort of way, just that it's not so much a Gundam series as a Street Fighter-esque fighting anime with big robots. :D (And boy does it piss off Gundamentalists. :D) It'd probably actually have done decently as its own non-Gundam franchise, to be honest (but Bandai wanted to sell gunpla, damnit) :D

And pretty much that's how I watch it--"not Gundam, but damn this is amusing in its own right".

(Then again, I also like Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann because it's a series so over-the-top that it can cause testosterone poisoning in women. :D)

Zeta is actually on the list of "Stuff to borrow to watch" (wow, there's a lot of UC to go through hehehe) and I've heard it's probably the best of the UC full series...it SOUNDS interesting, at any rate.

/the cow is OK
//the cow is OK because a wholesome crossdresser named Loran Cehack made sure it was ok by transporting it in A BIG FRIGGIN' ROBOT WITH A MOUSTACHE THAT DESTROYED CIVILISATION :D
///oddly enough...I think 00 is the only series that didn't have a colony drop proper, a failed space elevator drop, yes, but that doesn't count. :D (No, I have not yet seen Gundam AGE, so no idea if it involves colony drops yet. Yes, it is on the list...sometime after I catch up on other stuff :D)
////...like finishing gunpla. Have a few I need to finish, and at least I'll have some time in the next month or so to do it
 
2012-10-08 09:52:16 PM

Great Porn Dragon: ProfessorOhki: Great Porn Dragon: Came for reference to Ali Al-Saachez (which would have been actually farking relevant, seeing as this was the assistant director to Gundam 00 that had the HAX) or even an accusation that FARKING RIBBONS had been the party responsible for the HAX, leaving very, very disappointed.

What can we say? Fark seems to be composed mostly of glorious UC master race.

When der Zabis say "WE IS DER MASTER RACE"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!
Not to love der Zabis
Is a great disgrace!
So we heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!

When Herr Gihren says "WE RULE THE WORLD AND SPACE!"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Richt in Herr Girhen's face!
When Herr Degwin says "They'll never bomb this place!"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Heil right in Degwin's face!

Are we not the supermen?
Dozle: Newtype purest supermen!
Black Tri-stars: Ja we are the supermen!
Garma: Super duper supermen!
Is this Zeon place so good
Would you leave it if you could?
Black Tri-stars: Ja this Zeon place is good
We would leave it if we could

We bring the world to order
Heil Zeon zum Deikun's order
Everyone of human race
Will love der Zabis' face
When we bring to the world
Dis-order!

When der Zabis say "VE IST DER MASTER RACE"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!
Not to love der Zabis
Is a great disgrace!
So we heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!

(INSERT INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE HERE. WITH ZAKUS. AND A BIG ZAM ON BASS. YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS EVEN POSSIBLE. SIEG ZEON)

When der Zabis say "VE IST DER MASTER RACE"
We heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' face!
Not to love der Zabis
Is a great disgrace!
So we heil! *FART*
Heil! *FART*
Right in der Zabis' faaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

SIEG ZEON! *BRAAAAAP*

With apologies to Spike Jones, Yoshiyuki "Kill 'Em All" Tomino, and Char. I am so going to Special Gundam Hell for this one

/and I will note that a) I LIKE MS Gundam and b) think Bright Noa needed to slap Amuro a few more times :D
//and technically this gives FARKING RIBBONS double hax seeing as he is technically Evil Amuro (complete with Evil RX-78) if we go by voice actors :D
///and wasn't Gundam 00 more of a "let's do a more realistic version of Gundam Wing without all the French Revolutionary fetishism" anyways? :D


Get the fark in my favorites.
 
2012-10-08 10:05:34 PM

Great Porn Dragon: (And boy does it piss off Gundamentalists. :D)


"G-Saviour"

/flees
 
2012-10-08 10:15:26 PM

ProfessorOhki: Great Porn Dragon: (And boy does it piss off Gundamentalists. :D)

"G-Saviour"

/flees


This is also Not Acknowledged As Gundam (hell, a little Kurdish kid is more generally acknowledged as Gundam), but for Entirely Different Reasons. :D

And you are a bad person and should feel bad for even mentioning that :D

/I am also a bad person and have at times wondered if anyone actually dressed up as Haman Karn for Purim just for the Lulz Factor :D
//pretty much one of the religious commandments of Purim = Must Get Shiatfaced Drunk to the point you say "Haman be praised, Mordechai be cursed" (yes, seriously); also apparently it's Israel's equivalent to Halloween or Guy Fawkes Day as far as dress-up and cosplay goes :D
 
2012-10-09 09:48:14 AM
I love that video! Oppa Gundam Style!!!

*Rides horse into sunset*
 
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