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(Time)   An interview with Ai Weiwei. STOP GIGGLING   (world.time.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-08 01:31:23 AM
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2012-10-08 05:01:26 AM
I ROL at this
He talks to TIME about his art, his activism and the pervasiveness of China's snooping on its own citizens
Hey buddy you better not go to the UK or US
/Hold on it's a knock at my door
 
2012-10-08 05:24:08 AM
Al Weiwei is like Yulia Timoshenko. Both are crooks (Al Weiwei, by all indications, IS a major tax cheat and Yulia has stolen millions) but both are hounded by regimes that are even worse. What to do? Make weewee jokes and take about the hot babe with the funky braids, I guess.
 
2012-10-08 05:25:10 AM
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2012-10-08 05:40:16 AM

Bomb Head Mohammed: Al Weiwei is like Yulia Timoshenko. Both are crooks (Al Weiwei, by all indications, IS a major tax cheat and Yulia has stolen millions) but both are hounded by regimes that are even worse. What to do? Make weewee jokes and take about the hot babe with the funky braids, I guess.


His hairstyle isn't nearly as cool, though.
Yulia has that on lockdown.
 
2012-10-08 05:41:59 AM

Hoopy Frood: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 312x238]


I love his law blog
 
2012-10-08 05:49:09 AM
I totally did start giggling. I almost kept it in, but then the last part of the headline and it just happened.
 
2012-10-08 06:31:10 AM
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...all the way home.
 
2012-10-08 06:59:53 AM
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I'm a teeny tiny horny honey!
 
2012-10-08 07:05:04 AM
Weiwei makes me hehe.
 
2012-10-08 07:59:21 AM
Yeah this guy is brilliant. Pay workers crap wages to paint porcelain sunflower seeds with toxic chemicals then have the seeds installed in the Tate which then causes a huge amount of dust and a probable health hazard. Justify screwing the workers by saying that the wages are average for that country yet the work is supposedly about that plight of the worker in China. WieWie is full of shait.
 
2012-10-08 08:00:34 AM
He's the star of the Chinese comedy "...Rarried rit Rildren"

Reggy: Ai! Where are children?

Ai: I send them to get jobs in the city. They are neary ten years old and way past prime employment age. Their labor will bring me comfort in my old age.

Reggy: Old age? You will never achieve vaunted old age. You onry have two jobs and spend three hour a reek watching television! You are lazy. You are as lazy as the Americans who buy our many shoddy products.

Ai" Be still, Reggy or I will have local political goons beat you on our doorstop.

Reggy: Oh Ai. Rook. Here come your industrious children now. I do not think they find jobs.

Ai: What give children? I send you to find work and you come back with none?

Rud: My hands are too rarge to assemble electronics. They say I should find work in coal mine but coal mine remind me of time mother bent over sans underwear. I cannot go there again!

Relly: I had job on assembly line but I talk to my fellow employees during No Talk Time. Manager say my conversation slow line down. Now hipster kids in Scranton Ohio no get iPhone 5.

Ai: Kids, your honorable father has two jobs! Why can't you be like him?

Relly: You have job assembling women shoes and boxing women shoes. Both jobs are the worst jobs in China!

Ai: Is no bad job in China! Making women shoes is honorable job! Many fat women in the United States grateful I make them shoes for their massive cloven feet!

Local Enforcer: Hey in there! I hear people disparage jobs in China! Come out here and get a beating now!

Ai: Are you happy? Now we are to be beaten for talking poorly about local jobs. C'mon family. Let us take our beating as a family.

Reggy: Aw Ai!

Ai: On bright side. We will be in too much pain. Will not have to eat Reggy's General Tso's Chicken tonight. The way Reggy make it, it Major Tso at best!

Local Enforcer: You make fun of General Tso? Extra beating for you!

Ai: Eh, It was worth it.
 
2012-10-08 08:25:35 AM

An interview with Ai Weiwei. STOP GIGGLING


*facepalm*

In Mandarin 'wei' is pronounced 'WAY', not 'wee'. While we're on the subject, 'ai' is pronounced 'EYE', not 'ay'.

In short, submitter is dumb and should feel bad.
 
2012-10-08 08:30:37 AM
Way? No whey! Duuuuude!

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2012-10-08 08:37:29 AM
I like his photographs
 
2012-10-08 09:41:04 AM

Whodat: Yeah this guy is brilliant. Pay workers crap wages to paint porcelain sunflower seeds with toxic chemicals then have the seeds installed in the Tate which then causes a huge amount of dust and a probable health hazard. Justify screwing the workers by saying that the wages are average for that country yet the work is supposedly about that plight of the worker in China. WieWie is full of shait.


True fact: Ai Weiwei's initials in English are A.W.W., which can also stand for Attention Whore........Whore.
 
2012-10-08 10:35:07 AM
another picture of him.

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2012-10-08 12:18:26 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I ROL at this
He talks to TIME about his art, his activism and the pervasiveness of China's snooping on its own citizens
Hey buddy you better not go to the UK or US

Guess who doesn't know shiat about the world outside of his tinfoil-lined basement room?
 
2012-10-08 12:21:15 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: An interview with Ai Weiwei. STOP GIGGLING


*facepalm*

In Mandarin 'wei' is pronounced 'WAY', not 'wee'. While we're on the subject, 'ai' is pronounced 'EYE', not 'ay'.

In short, submitter is dumb and should feel bad.


Thanks. Subby is actually so dumb I needed a translator.
 
2012-10-08 12:25:36 PM
A friend of mine was rear ended in her car a few weeks ago. The person that hit her was named Ya Hoo.

/srsly
 
2012-10-08 01:22:11 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Hold on it's a knock at my door


It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
 
2012-10-08 01:27:21 PM

Broom: drjekel_mrhyde: I ROL at this
He talks to TIME about his art, his activism and the pervasiveness of China's snooping on its own citizens
Hey buddy you better not go to the UK or US
Guess who doesn't know shiat about the world outside of his tinfoil-lined basement room?


Some other countries are even worse, so it's okay for us to be terrible? You're the reason we can't have nice things.
 
2012-10-08 04:55:46 PM
He should just tell them to 不合作的方式.
 
2012-10-08 06:10:11 PM
silly? The tag is supposed to describe the headline, not the submitter.
 
2012-10-08 07:49:35 PM

Harry Freakstorm: He's the star of the Chinese comedy "...Rarried rit Rildren"
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Brilliant. If you wrote that, you're a genius.
 
2012-10-08 09:23:28 PM

malaktaus: Some other countries are even worse, so it's okay for us to be terrible? You're the reason we can't have nice things


Travel.

See the world.

The government is snooping on you in the United States? That's the least of the government's many faults.

Still, I'd rather live in this "shiathole" than many other shiatholes in the world.
 
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