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2012-10-07 08:28:11 PM  
She married that geezer.

That's it no more birthday gifts from me!
 
2012-10-07 08:38:50 PM  
They're hitched the same way Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.
 
2012-10-07 08:39:38 PM  
David Cross is cool?
 
2012-10-07 08:39:47 PM  
He prematurely shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid he has something of a mess on his hands. Shouldn't have tried out the romantic gift package.
 
2012-10-07 08:40:55 PM  

GAT_00: David Cross is cool?


I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?
 
2012-10-07 08:40:57 PM  
Cool for him I guess. People tell me he's one of those comedians who is .... difficult to deal with in real life.

/I wonder if alll comedians are damaged goods.
 
2012-10-07 08:42:10 PM  
I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.
 
2012-10-07 08:46:04 PM  

Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.


He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black".
 
2012-10-07 08:47:10 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?


Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.
 
2012-10-07 08:50:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?


I had no idea, so I read the wiki...she had small parts in a couple of things I kinda like (but not memorable, obviously), and then she was apparently lead/main cast in a bunch of crap I don't watch.

But the next time I see her -

No, I still won't know who the hell she is.
 
2012-10-07 09:20:11 PM  

MadSkillz: Cool for him I guess. People tell me he's one of those comedians who is .... difficult to deal with in real life.

/I wonder if alll comedians are damaged goods.


Yah, pretty much. Some hide it better than others. Some are downright functional.
 
2012-10-07 09:46:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black" King Crimson.

 
2012-10-07 09:53:21 PM  

GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.


She was on a TV show as a teenager who talked to God, iirc. And the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" movie.

Always thought she was kinda cute. 

Oh and Wiki says she's the goddaughter of Dean Stockwell, Dennis Hopper and Neil Young, fwiw.
 
2012-10-07 09:55:04 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

I had no idea, so I read the wiki...she had small parts in a couple of things I kinda like (but not memorable, obviously), and then she was apparently lead/main cast in a bunch of crap I don't watch.

But the next time I see her -

No, I still won't know who the hell she is.


Joan of Arcadia

Daughter of Russ Tamblyn (West Side Story)
 
2012-10-07 10:03:49 PM  

DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black" King Crimson.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-07 10:14:27 PM  
I remember her from General Hospital, back when I was a newly post-partum mom and eating bonbons and nursing my little parasite.
 
2012-10-07 10:14:44 PM  
Cross and the "Joan Of Arcadia" starlet? Talk about an odd pairing.
 
2012-10-07 10:20:44 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black" King Crimson.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x417]


What's that on the left?
 
2012-10-07 10:23:47 PM  

DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black" King Crimson.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x417]

What's that on the left?


His character, "Minion" from Megamind (which I think is a fun little movie).
 
2012-10-07 10:25:01 PM  

GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.


Joan of Arcadia.

/if you never heard of it, there's a damn good reason. One of the worse abominations of primetime programming the networks have put forward in the last decade.
 
2012-10-07 10:26:03 PM  
1)He's not funny

2)He's twice her age (at least!)

3) If you want proof there is no God, this is it.
 
2012-10-07 10:27:14 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.

Joan of Arcadia.

/if you never heard of it, there's a damn good reason. One of the worse abominations of primetime programming the networks have put forward in the last decade.


Really, that bad? I didn't like it either, but I didn't have quite that reaction.
 
2012-10-07 10:30:11 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Really, that bad? I didn't like it either, but I didn't have quite that reaction.


You're right. That's not fair to abominations.
 
2012-10-07 10:30:47 PM  
Too bad the marriage will only last until Ronnie Dobbs' next arrest.
 
2012-10-07 10:31:32 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
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2012-10-07 10:31:44 PM  
I love David Cross in most stuff but he was annoying as Hell in that Grand Theft Auto game where he kept telling me to fly that gawdamn RC airplane around town.

/hated that farking level
 
2012-10-07 10:31:57 PM  

Shostie: DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black" King Crimson.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x417]

What's that on the left?

His character, "Minion" from Megamind (which I think is a fun little movie).


Thanks. I'll add it to the queue.
 
2012-10-07 10:32:57 PM  
Hasn't David Cross 'experimented' with Fudge Packing?
 
2012-10-07 10:38:33 PM  
She's got terrible frizzy hair in that wedding dance photo.
 
2012-10-07 10:43:26 PM  

DoctorCal: Shostie: DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: DoctorCal: Marcus Aurelius: Bob Falfa: I like David Cross. Read one of his books and it was pretty funny.

I cannot stand Amber Tamblyn. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

He was at his absolute best in "Men in Black" King Crimson.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x417]

What's that on the left?

His character, "Minion" from Megamind (which I think is a fun little movie).

Thanks. I'll add it to the queue.


It was good, but Despicable Me covered the ground better in almost every way. Part of me thinks if you could combine the two films you'd reach perfect villain protagonist storyhood.
 
2012-10-07 10:43:35 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?


The poor man's Anne Hathaway, from the photo in TFA.
 
2012-10-07 10:44:01 PM  
David Cross will always have my respect because he was really one of the first comedians who was any sort of name to really go after Bush and his administration after 9/11. When Shut Up You farking Baby! came out, Bush's approval ratings were still at historically high levels, well above 70%. So that was very risky, and a lot of "edgy" comedians were going easy on Bush.

The bit on Ashcroft from that album is especially awesome.

/it's for giving evil-doers a little poke in the tuckus
 
2012-10-07 10:50:32 PM  

Arkanaut: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

The poor man's Anne Hathaway, from the photo in TFA.


You take that back!
 
2012-10-07 10:51:22 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.

Joan of Arcadia.

/if you never heard of it, there's a damn good reason. One of the worse abominations of primetime programming the networks have put forward in the last decade.


Hey, I actually liked that show.
But I have kid of a guilty pleasure complex for that sort of stuff. I'm watching Switched At Birth right now. Same idea.
 
2012-10-07 11:13:36 PM  
Amber Tamblin sounds like a new colour from Benjamin Moore
 
2012-10-07 11:14:38 PM  
I wonder if she blue him or does he still have to do that himself?
 
2012-10-07 11:15:48 PM  

serial_crusher: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.

Joan of Arcadia.

/if you never heard of it, there's a damn good reason. One of the worse abominations of primetime programming the networks have put forward in the last decade.

Hey, I actually liked that show.
But I have kid of a guilty pleasure complex for that sort of stuff. I'm watching Switched At Birth right now. Same idea.


I for one thought she was a wonderful addition to House. No I did not have a TV crush on her! (maybe.....maybe just a little bit)
 
2012-10-07 11:27:34 PM  

fusillade762: She was on a TV show as a teenager who talked to God, iirc.


That's the show. I never saw it, but I remembered her weird name. And then from House.

I don't know who he is, though.
 
2012-10-07 11:27:43 PM  
I liked Joan of Arcadia
 
2012-10-07 11:28:08 PM  
I liked her in The Unusuals, but I'm apparently one of only about 300 people who liked that show.
 
2012-10-07 11:32:51 PM  

BATMANATEE: I liked her in The Unusuals, but I'm apparently one of only about 300 people who liked that show.


Dammit, I came here to say that.
 
2012-10-07 11:36:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: fusillade762: She was on a TV show as a teenager who talked to God, iirc.

That's the show. I never saw it, but I remembered her weird name. And then from House.

I don't know who he is, though.


An acerbic-witted comedian best known for a superb HBO series(Mr. Show), several appearances in the "Scary Movie" franchise and the now-uncancelled Arrested Development.
 
2012-10-07 11:46:55 PM  

Apos: cryinoutloud: fusillade762: She was on a TV show as a teenager who talked to God, iirc.

That's the show. I never saw it, but I remembered her weird name. And then from House.

I don't know who he is, though.

An acerbic-witted comedian best known for a superb HBO series(Mr. Show), several appearances in the "Scary Movie" franchise and the now-uncancelled Arrested Development.


Mr. show was only occasionally funny at its best, and excruciating at its worst.
 
2012-10-07 11:57:31 PM  
Watching Mr. Show clips earlier today, matter of fact. Who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?

/please?
 
2012-10-07 11:58:20 PM  

MadSkillz: Apos: cryinoutloud: fusillade762: She was on a TV show as a teenager who talked to God, iirc.

That's the show. I never saw it, but I remembered her weird name. And then from House.

I don't know who he is, though.

An acerbic-witted comedian best known for a superb HBO series(Mr. Show), several appearances in the "Scary Movie" franchise and the now-uncancelled Arrested Development.

Mr. show was only occasionally funny at its best, and excruciating at its worst.


It was never excruciating and occasionally brilliant. Bob Oedenkirk is the best funny yeller of all time.
 
2012-10-08 12:00:50 AM  
Dave Cross looks more like Mike Watt everyday.
 
2012-10-08 12:04:03 AM  

HotWingAgenda: BATMANATEE: I liked her in The Unusuals, but I'm apparently one of only about 300 people who liked that show.

Dammit, I came here to say that.


That show was great and she was adorable in it.
Also she was in The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret a couple of times playing Todds ex -girlfriend.
 
2012-10-08 12:06:56 AM  

DoctorCal: King Crimson.


The fark did I just watch?
 
2012-10-08 12:12:10 AM  
It's INSANE, this guy's bride's taint.
 
2012-10-08 12:18:25 AM  
Marriage - the World's Most Dangerous Roller-coaster!

\i aint afraid of no rolly-coaster...
 
2012-10-08 12:18:28 AM  
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2012-10-08 12:18:51 AM  
If you're wondering who Amber Tamblyn is and if you've ever seen her in anything, here you go.

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2012-10-08 12:19:43 AM  
Damnit, too late.
 
2012-10-08 12:22:50 AM  
WHO?
 
2012-10-08 12:26:41 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: MadSkillz: Apos: cryinoutloud: fusillade762: She was on a TV show as a teenager who talked to God, iirc.

That's the show. I never saw it, but I remembered her weird name. And then from House.

I don't know who he is, though.

An acerbic-witted comedian best known for a superb HBO series(Mr. Show), several appearances in the "Scary Movie" franchise and the now-uncancelled Arrested Development.

Mr. show was only occasionally funny at its best, and excruciating at its worst.

It was never excruciating and occasionally brilliant. Bob Oedenkirk is the best funny yeller of all time.


You never watched it as a marathon and went an hour without laughing.
 
2012-10-08 12:26:46 AM  

feckingmorons: She married that geezer.

That's it no more birthday gifts from me!


Yeah eww, cross is so disgusting he makes Clint Howard the hot one when they hang out together.
 
2012-10-08 12:28:02 AM  
Aging hipster wants to marry young wannabe hipster. He is funny and she was decent on house.

She is going to be a fat chick, well she as already become that, but she is cute, you could tell she was not in the best shape on house by the way she jiggled, but I would still hit.

They seem like they are happy, so more power to them.
 
2012-10-08 12:32:14 AM  
She punked Tyrese but good: Link
 
2012-10-08 12:49:04 AM  

coco ebert: She punked Tyrese but good: Link


So how you doin?

We are both married now but you are still my Turkish crush.
 
2012-10-08 12:52:02 AM  
Everyone knew David Cross was already farking Amber Tamblyn....no surprise they got hitched. I am sure he is still farking Amber Tamblyn
 
2012-10-08 12:57:37 AM  
The horror ... NSFW 

http://xhamster.com/movies/1010695/amber_tamblyn_havoc_2.html

Hope the old fart can still get it up.
 
2012-10-08 12:58:58 AM  

coco ebert: She punked Tyrese but good: Link


25.media.tumblr.com

Ah. Tyrese.
 
2012-10-08 01:05:31 AM  
Amber Tamblyn

Her?
 
2012-10-08 01:22:24 AM  

This Dudes Army: Amber Tamblyn

Her?


This. 

workingmomadventures.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 01:28:39 AM  
I have a history of skimming exactly the wrong segments of comment threads, so forgive me if the following is further evidence of this moral failing:

Can I really be the first to say "She's made a huge mistake"?
 
2012-10-08 06:24:15 AM  

MadSkillz: Cool for him I guess. People tell me he's one of those comedians who is .... difficult to deal with in real life.

/I wonder if alll comedians are damaged goods.


Back when AD was still in production, I worked with a girl who was his girlfriend at the time. She was an insanely hot bartender. They probably had enough of each others' shiat.
 
2012-10-08 07:59:06 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: GAT_00: David Cross is cool?

I know who David Cross is, but who the hell is "Amber Tamblin"?

Did you ever watch the last couple of seasons of House? The annoying chick on there, basically the clone of House in social skills but without the sarcasm? That's her. I don't know what else she's done though.

Joan of Arcadia.

/if you never heard of it, there's a damn good reason. One of the worse abominations of primetime programming the networks have put forward in the last decade.


I loved it
 
2012-10-08 08:31:05 AM  
There were DOZENS of people at the ceremony. DOZENS.
 
2012-10-08 09:15:52 AM  
No more blue balls for David, I guess.
 
2012-10-08 09:45:11 AM  
WOW REALLY?!?!?!

I'm around her age & had a crush on her in our teenage years. Finding out she married him is similar to how I felt when I found out Angelina Jolie was eating Slingblade's blood or some shiat.
 
2012-10-08 09:55:48 AM  
Him?
 
2012-10-08 09:57:03 AM  
Precision Boobery
milkyshirt


Interesting.

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-10-08 10:00:31 AM  
Quantum Apostrophe

DAT CABOOSE

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-10-08 10:07:26 AM  
She's quite the hot little number and David Cross is funny as hell. Maybe it's like the Jamie Lee Curtis / Christopher Guest deal, intelligent funny guys snag the hot ones.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:35 AM  
He was Donnie in 'Just Shoot Me'.
 
2012-10-08 10:28:55 AM  
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiiie!
 
2012-10-08 11:05:17 AM  

moniek: Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiiie!


Donnie thinks its vacuum!
 
2012-10-08 04:27:58 PM  
Does anybody else secretly hope that Amber Tamblyn loves the song "Ramble Tamble?"


OK, so it's just me then...
 
2012-10-08 05:11:33 PM  

coco ebert: She punked Tyrese but good: Link


That's pretty farkin' funny!
 
2012-10-08 05:41:19 PM  
Well, we know the villainess for Chipmunks 4.
 
2012-10-08 05:45:21 PM  

theflatline: coco ebert: She punked Tyrese but good: Link

So how you doin?

We are both married now but you are still my Turkish crush.


I'm good! How's my favorite Colombian/NOLA farker? ;) Hope married life is treating you well.
 
2012-10-09 10:41:32 AM  

douchebag/hater: 1)He's not funny

2)He's twice her age (at least!)

3) If you want proof there is no God, this is it.


See, I'd say that #3 is this is proof there is God, and he has a weird sense of humor.
 
2012-10-09 12:04:16 PM  
you know you're old when a mention of amber tamblyn elicits the thought "yeah, riff's daugher"
 
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