dahmers love zombie: Of course you shouldn't give your kids wine to make them fall asleep.[i.imgur.com image 290x271]
capt.hollister: and also a successful troll
xl5150: I have a daughter on the way. I don't plan to quit drinking once she's here. Not like I drink to excess or anything though.
Slartibartfaster: AverageAmericanGuy: I threw my beer at his feet and stood up and yelled at him to stop abusing his child. In his surprise, he let the baby slip and it fell on the concrete floor and skinned its elbow and shoulder. Meanwhile, all the other kids are crying and freaking out.Can anyone else count 7 things that are seriously farked up about this paragraph ?// AverageAmericanGuy is ... not my experience of average, my experience of American, and not my experience of guys - the dude is a douche at best, a psychopath at worst.
AverageAmericanGuy: I went camping with my son, wife, and a couple other families this weekend and one of the fathers from another family was sharing some wine with his 6 month-old son. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought that kind of shiat only happens in Fark stories.I threw my beer at his feet and stood up and yelled at him to stop abusing his child. In his surprise, he let the baby slip and it fell on the concrete floor and skinned its elbow and shoulder. Meanwhile, all the other kids are crying and freaking out.Some people are terrible parents.
Vectron: •Six out of 10 parents claim their drug or alcohol use had 'no effect' on family lifeI'll go further and say it has no effect on my commute either,
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