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(Daily Mail)   Drinking actually helps you to be better parents. This does not mean giving your kids wine so they fall asleep   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2012-10-07 10:45:53 PM  
6 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-07 10:33:25 PM  
6 votes:
I went camping with my son, wife, and a couple other families this weekend and one of the fathers from another family was sharing some wine with his 6 month-old son. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought that kind of shiat only happens in Fark stories.

I threw my beer at his feet and stood up and yelled at him to stop abusing his child. In his surprise, he let the baby slip and it fell on the concrete floor and skinned its elbow and shoulder. Meanwhile, all the other kids are crying and freaking out.

Some people are terrible parents.
2012-10-07 11:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
My folks would rub whiskey on us kids' gums when we where teething.

I turned out fine

/hic
TKM
2012-10-07 11:53:14 PM  
2 votes:
An excellent parent, I'm an excellent parent......

Don't have any damn kids, but that's beside the point.
2012-10-07 11:01:54 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Of course you shouldn't give your kids wine to make them fall asleep.

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I couldn't agree more. I'm not wasting my Boonesfarm on some kid who can't appreciate the subtle nuances of flavor.

/That's the joke.jpeg
2012-10-07 10:59:32 PM  
2 votes:
www.aerojockey.com
2012-10-07 10:44:34 PM  
2 votes:
Sore throat, I got I shot of whiskey. I only complained twice before I didn't care about the sore throat when I was young. Now I come up from the basement and dad gives me the bottle.
2012-10-07 10:40:41 PM  
2 votes:
girlvsbeer.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-08 02:44:09 AM  
1 votes:

capt.hollister: and also a successful troll


ok so sociopath
2012-10-08 02:25:47 AM  
1 votes:

xl5150: I have a daughter on the way. I don't plan to quit drinking once she's here. Not like I drink to excess or anything though.


How do you expect to keep her school free of unwanted bikini models if you're drinking all the time?

Oh, I get it, your plan is to go to nudie bars to check to see if you recognize any of the girls from parent-teacher night. Devious.
2012-10-08 02:16:37 AM  
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: AverageAmericanGuy: I threw my beer at his feet and stood up and yelled at him to stop abusing his child. In his surprise, he let the baby slip and it fell on the concrete floor and skinned its elbow and shoulder. Meanwhile, all the other kids are crying and freaking out.

Can anyone else count 7 things that are seriously farked up about this paragraph ?

// AverageAmericanGuy is ... not my experience of average, my experience of American, and not my experience of guys - the dude is a douche at best, a psychopath at worst.


...and also a successful troll
2012-10-08 01:45:04 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I went camping with my son, wife, and a couple other families this weekend and one of the fathers from another family was sharing some wine with his 6 month-old son. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought that kind of shiat only happens in Fark stories.

I threw my beer at his feet and stood up and yelled at him to stop abusing his child. In his surprise, he let the baby slip and it fell on the concrete floor and skinned its elbow and shoulder. Meanwhile, all the other kids are crying and freaking out.

Some people are terrible parents.


The fact that you were "camping" and it somehow involved a concrete floor is far more disappointing.
2012-10-08 12:18:17 AM  
1 votes:
I prefer Nyquil for sleep.

Not so CSB- In Afghanistan I got so used to using Nyquil to sleep I used half a bottle once on one of my days off. I actually slept through a rocket attack. When the 1SG came around for the safety check I was still out cold when he banged on my door and apparently thought I was dead. They actually busted down my door to see if I was alive. Yeah I got counseled for that. And had a broken door for a few days, so my laptop and xbox spent the time in a buddy's CHU.
2012-10-07 11:53:04 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe they should've polled the kids to see if mom running drunkenly around the kitchen counter with a knife affected their opinion of their parenting skill.
2012-10-07 11:30:32 PM  
1 votes:
My stepdaughter has a boyfriend. You bet your ass I need a drink
2012-10-07 10:43:00 PM  
1 votes:
Well since they took codeine away, parents without gas ovens don't have much of a selection. Alcohol or Benadryl?
2012-10-07 10:40:22 PM  
1 votes:

xl5150: I have a daughter on the way. I don't plan to quit drinking once she's here. Not like I drink to excess or anything though.


No one's going to tell you to quit cold turkey, but you should at least take breaks to use the bathroom and eat every now and then.

/i'm just joking
//there are plenty of people willing to tell you to quit cold turkey
2012-10-07 10:37:47 PM  
1 votes:

Vectron: •Six out of 10 parents claim their drug or alcohol use had 'no effect' on family life

I'll go further and say it has no effect on my commute either,



Did I say commute? Oh no! I meant driving my kids to school. I am sober by the time I get to work.
2012-10-07 10:27:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.rottenecards.com
2012-10-07 09:33:28 PM  
1 votes:
It's called Jesus Juice, Subtard.
2012-10-07 09:12:55 PM  
1 votes:
Of course you shouldn't give your kids wine to make them fall asleep.

i.imgur.com
 
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