rev. dave: That is easy, my ammunition for my .44. It could kill someone if a fire ignited it and that would be my ass.
Hack Patooey: My ass
brantgoose: Number one: the contents of my pockets.The contents of my pockets.Since the last fire, I've resolved to work on speed. Seeing the flames roar up one wall and down the other convinced me that the key thing to consider in a house fire is speed, promptness of action, speed and speed.
Seth'n'Spectrum: My violin. Haven't practiced in 6 months, but the damn thing is worth than the rest of my worldly belongings combined.Thanks mom, dad.
wingedkat: Hack Patooey: My assyup.and the pets, if they aren't out already.
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