olddeegee: After family, my 1973 Telecaster, my hard drives that have all family pictures, movies, and important documents.
Hack Patooey: My ass
PC LOAD LETTER: My porn collection. Oh, alright, my wife. Grumble.
bloobeary: I would save the house.
wingedkat: Hack Patooey: My assyup.and the pets, if they aren't out already.
NewportBarGuy: My Real Doll
some_beer_drinker: the wooden toilet roll handle.
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