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(Patch)   Pro-family Republican committeeman caught arranging sex with 15 year-old boy. Did I say Republican? I meant hot female Democrat (with a "You'd punch her ballot" pic)   (joliet.patch.com) divider line 114
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2012-10-07 04:46:38 PM
Sorta want
 
2012-10-07 04:53:18 PM

cman: Sorta want


agreed.
 
2012-10-07 05:12:57 PM
You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.
 
2012-10-07 05:18:32 PM

cman: Sorta want


The boy was 15. Do you remember what it was like being 15?

EVERY 15 year old boy would hit that. Every. Single. One.
 
2012-10-07 05:29:01 PM
Damn.
 
2012-10-07 05:50:24 PM
If it were a Republican, he'd be a NAMBLA member
 
2012-10-07 06:00:16 PM
Hernandez's alleged sexcapade with the teen reportedly came to light after the boy's mother learned of the tryst and went to the Chicago police, who alerted the FBI and the Joliet police.

Wait, why would the FBI be involved here?


Hernandez shares that home with her boyfriend, 76-year-old veteran weekly newspaperman John Gabriel.

Looks like she likes older men, not younger ones.
 
2012-10-07 06:05:31 PM
Hernandez shares that home with her boyfriend, 76-year-old veteran weekly newspaperman John Gabriel.

Yeah, she's got some issues.
 
2012-10-07 06:21:04 PM
So, this 32 year-old woman is married to a 76 year-old and having an affair with a 15 year-old...

That's just plain f*cked up
 
2012-10-07 06:22:02 PM
whoops, boyfriend...not married.

still...
 
2012-10-07 06:27:45 PM
76 year old live in boyfriend and 15 year old lovers lol. This chick is all over the place
 
2012-10-07 06:28:14 PM
Hey, it's a good thing if hot latinas want to be part of the democratic process, ain't no thing, g!
 
2012-10-07 06:28:36 PM

Lionel Mandrake: So, this 32 year-old woman is married to a 76 year-old and having an affair with a 15 year-old...

That's just plain f*cked up


With a 76 year old husband and 15 year old "friend" her vajayjay can't be all torn up.
 
2012-10-07 06:29:33 PM

you are a puppet: 76 year old live in boyfriend and 15 year old lovers lol. This chick is all over the place


It's like she's throwing darts to figure out the age to her next lover.
 
2012-10-07 06:32:13 PM
I like the veteran reporter knowing exactly how to spin this... or maybe it is a conspiracy! Ooooh...

Bonus points for commenters wanting to kill each other to prove one political party is more pedophilic.
 
2012-10-07 06:34:51 PM

mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.


Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.
 
2012-10-07 06:36:39 PM
They published her home address? WTF?
 
2012-10-07 06:39:58 PM

Lionel Mandrake: So, this 32 year-old woman is married to a 76 year-old and having an affair with a 15 year-old...

That's just plain f*cked up


So...both sides are bad?
 
2012-10-07 06:41:52 PM

fusillade762: Hernandez's alleged sexcapade with the teen reportedly came to light after the boy's mother learned of the tryst and went to the Chicago police, who alerted the FBI and the Joliet police.

Wait, why would the FBI be involved here?


Hernandez shares that home with her boyfriend, 76-year-old veteran weekly newspaperman John Gabriel.

Looks like she likes older men, not younger ones.


She just wanted to be like her sugar daddy: have sex with someone less than half their age.
 
2012-10-07 06:45:20 PM
She was an unelected member of a committee, but reading the article, I could have sworn she was a Democrat senator.
 
2012-10-07 06:47:08 PM

Dialectic: Hey, it's a good thing if hot latinas want to be part of the democratic process, ain't no thing, g!


Never liked that word. Makes them sound like an alien species.

That being said, her pick makes me think she would make you scream in bed.

And not necessarily in a bad way.
 
2012-10-07 06:47:11 PM

Lionel Mandrake: So, this 32 year-old woman is married to a 76 year-old and having an affair with a 15 year-old...

That's just plain f*cked up


But I know...
it's nobody's fault
 
2012-10-07 06:47:29 PM

Joe Peanut: They published her home address? WTF?


Yeah, that should come after the trial and finding of Guilty.

/sex offender
 
2012-10-07 06:47:41 PM

LibertyHiller: mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.

Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.


The fact that you even need to know their political affiliation seems odd to me.
 
2012-10-07 06:49:28 PM

LibertyHiller: mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.

Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.


Most things in the Real World are. But not to dedicated Fark Liberals (and a few conservatives) who have this bizarre one-dimensional way of viewing the world.

No, everything is NOT political.
 
2012-10-07 06:49:32 PM

Rich Cream: Joe Peanut: They published her home address? WTF?

Yeah, that should come after the trial and finding of Guilty.

/sex offender


Pff, like we'd trust convictions and punishments to the courts? That's what the media and public opinion is for!
 
2012-10-07 06:50:40 PM
www.spyderco.com
 
2012-10-07 06:53:23 PM

mrshowrules: LibertyHiller: mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.

Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.

The fact that you even need to know their political affiliation seems odd to me.


Yes, but apparently their are conservative partisan hacks at the paper. Too bad she wasn't wasn't a congressperson and the paper wasn't liberal. Then we could have seen jolly copy like "Margarita Hernandez (Rep-Troy)." Too bad. Maybe next time, Dems.
 
2012-10-07 06:53:52 PM
Gabriel went on to claim his much-younger girlfriend was being framed in an attempt to get back at him for exposing corruption.

Ah, Chicagoland politics.
 
2012-10-07 06:54:10 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: mrshowrules: LibertyHiller: mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.

Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.

The fact that you even need to know their political affiliation seems odd to me.

Yes, but apparently their there are conservative partisan hacks at the paper. Too bad she wasn't wasn't a congressperson and the paper wasn't liberal. Then we could have seen jolly copy like "Margarita Hernandez (Rep-Troy)." Too bad. Maybe next time, Dems.


Stupid spell check.
 
2012-10-07 06:55:18 PM
My favorite part of this article is that in the comments, some idiot says "This is why I'm a Republican", and he is completely and totally pwned by people mentioning Larry Craig, and Newt Gingrich, and David Vitter, and John Ensign, and...well, a whole lot of other members of the "Family Values" party.
 
2012-10-07 06:56:12 PM
I was in the best shape of my life at 15/16 and good looking too. Why the hell didn't this shiat ever happen to me?!! lol
 
2012-10-07 06:57:36 PM
Why do they list her full home address in the article? That seems unduly intrusive.
 
2012-10-07 07:01:26 PM

jake_lex: My favorite part of this article is that in the comments, some idiot says "This is why I'm a Republican", and he is completely and totally pwned by people mentioning Larry Craig, and Newt Gingrich, and David Vitter, and John Ensign, and...well, a whole lot of other members of the "Family Values" party.


I was suprised at how relatively sane the comments for that article were.

But that Jim guy has some potential to be a future Fark troll. Wonder if Drew will scout him out.
 
2012-10-07 07:04:23 PM

Shaggy_C: Gabriel went on to claim his much-younger girlfriend was being framed in an attempt to get back at him for exposing corruption.

Ah, Chicagoland politics.


Yes, because a town that is downstate, less than 50 miles from St. Louis, is Chicagoland. Grab a map, dude.
 
2012-10-07 07:05:18 PM

fusillade762: Hernandez's alleged sexcapade with the teen reportedly came to light after the boy's mother learned of the tryst and went to the Chicago police, who alerted the FBI and the Joliet police.

Wait, why would the FBI be involved here?


Hernandez shares that home with her boyfriend, 76-year-old veteran weekly newspaperman John Gabriel.

Looks like she likes older men, not younger ones.


The boy has the dick, but no money.
The old man has the money, but no dick.
She knows what she's doing.

Give her the sex offender treatment, same as a man.
 
2012-10-07 07:07:54 PM
This qualifies as 'politics'?
 
2012-10-07 07:09:52 PM

LeoffDaGrate: Shaggy_C: Gabriel went on to claim his much-younger girlfriend was being framed in an attempt to get back at him for exposing corruption.

Ah, Chicagoland politics.

Yes, because a town that is downstate, less than 50 miles from St. Louis, is Chicagoland. Grab a map, dude.


The point is, this is bad news . . . for Obama!
 
2012-10-07 07:11:50 PM

jake_lex: My favorite part of this article is that in the comments, some idiot says "This is why I'm a Republican", and he is completely and totally pwned by people mentioning Larry Craig, and Newt Gingrich, and David Vitter, and John Ensign, and...well, a whole lot of other members of the "Family Values" party.


He probably meant he's a Republican because he doesn't want women hitting on him. "Some chick is out there trying to have sex with democrats of all ages? THATS WHY IM A REPUBLICAN"
 
2012-10-07 07:11:53 PM
According to the article the police were looking for video evidence in her home. That will be what sinks her. If she just banged the kids she would get a slap on the wrist like most females pedos. Dumbass.
 
2012-10-07 07:12:56 PM

Joe Peanut: They published her home address? WTF?


Actor_au: Why do they list her full home address in the article? That seems unduly intrusive.


That's the first time y'all have noticed that? Really?
US newspapers are always publishing suspects'/arrestees' addresses.
When I used to watch the local news, the anchors gave out the same;
usually in 'of the XX hundred block of XYZ Avenue', if I remember correctly.
That was a long time ago, though, so I may be wrong -- or outdated.
 
2012-10-07 07:13:45 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: LibertyHiller: mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.

Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.

Most things in the Real World are. But not to dedicated Fark Liberals (and a few conservatives) who have this bizarre one-dimensional way of viewing the world.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-10-07 07:13:54 PM

Into the blue again: According to the article the police were looking for video evidence in her home. That will be what sinks her. If she just banged the kids she would get a slap on the wrist like most females pedos. Dumbass.


Check the cell phone. Open and shut case.
 
2012-10-07 07:19:15 PM

LeoffDaGrate: Yes, because a town that is downstate, less than 50 miles from St. Louis, is Chicagoland. Grab a map, dude.


i45.tinypic.com 

Troy Township is practically Joliet, fool. Epic fail.
 
2012-10-07 07:24:02 PM
at 15 you can go all day, but only for a few minutes at a time.

what the hell is she thinking?
 
2012-10-07 07:26:17 PM
Yeah, and she should be tried and kicked out of the legislature if she's guilty. And then there should be a special election and two new people should be picked on their merits. I hate it when either side tries to weasel their way out of being held accountable. I'm voting straight Democrat this year, but fark anyone from any political point of view who doesn't face consequences and thinks they're better than the regular people.
 
2012-10-07 07:28:44 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: at 15 you can go all day, but only for a few minutes at a time.

what the hell is she thinking?


at 76 you can go for a few minutes every several days
 
2012-10-07 07:29:54 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: at 15 you can go all day, but only for a few minutes at a time.

what the hell is she thinking?


The same thing dudes think when they go after ymuch ounger chicks -- they're pliable.
'I have a 14 year old girlfriend.'
'I have a 16 year old girlfriend.'
'I have an 18 year old girlfriend'
'I have a 20 year old girlfriend.'
'I have a 29 year old girlfriend.'
'I have a 40 year old girlfriend.'

Pliability. Mold 'em how you want.
Bonus: the fantasy that you can start over
again if your own age group rejects you --
the target doesn't know any better.
 
2012-10-07 07:30:00 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: LibertyHiller: mrshowrules: You guys maintain that Dem/GOP shiat right to the town government level. That's sad.

Some places do, but in practice it really doesn't matter. The township I grew up votes Republican pretty reliably for state and federal elections, and the township board has had a Republican majority since time immemorial, but the top elected official for the last decade has run as a Democrat. It turns out that buying a new truck for the Public Works Dept. is more of a GM-vs.-Ford argument than a GOP-vs.-Democratic tussle.

Most things in the Real World are. But not to dedicated Fark Liberals (and a few conservatives) who have this bizarre one-dimensional way of viewing the world.

No, everything is NOT political.


Yep, it's only the loonies from the left who politicize everything. No one from any other political point of view was petty and vindictive because their neighbor doesn't vote for the same guy as him.
 
2012-10-07 07:30:34 PM

I_Hate_Iowa: Yeah, and she should be tried and kicked out of the legislature if she's guilty. And then there should be a special election and two new people should be picked on their merits. I hate it when either side tries to weasel their way out of being held accountable. I'm voting straight Democrat this year, but fark anyone from any political point of view who doesn't face consequences and thinks they're better than the regular people.


Nobody should ever vote straight ticket, dude :(
 
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