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(TwinCities.com)   Grocery store in Wisconsin grills up a 100-foot long bratwurst. To be served with 137 pounds of sauerkraut and eight kegs of beer   (twincities.com) divider line 66
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2012-10-07 01:19:58 PM
Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it. Some people might like how it smells, and want the meat rush, but most people just eat it because they think they're weird if they don't.

/it goes great with copypasta however
//this is the irresponsible thing as people with the problem of the thyroid might eat this and have problems with becoming the bigger people
///thyroid disease awareness month!
 
2012-10-07 01:25:55 PM

meow said the dog: Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it. Some people might like how it smells, and want the meat rush, but most people just eat it because they think they're weird if they don't.

/it goes great with copypasta however
//this is the irresponsible thing as people with the problem of the thyroid might eat this and have problems with becoming the bigger people
///thyroid disease awareness month!


*raises hand*
I like bratwurst.
 
2012-10-07 03:04:57 PM
Headline: "Grocery store in Wisconsin grills up a 100-foot long bratwurst"

Article: "grilled and served up a 52-foot-2-inch bratwurst"

Subby owes us 47 feet, 10 inches of bratwurst.
 
2012-10-07 03:16:29 PM

CruiserTwelve: Headline: "Grocery store in Wisconsin grills up a 100-foot long bratwurst"

Article: "grilled and served up a 52-foot-2-inch bratwurst"

Subby owes us 47 feet, 10 inches of bratwurst.


Something is telling me Subby also would say he has the 10" penis and you could use the same ratio for calculating this.
 
2012-10-07 03:17:26 PM
Smells of Walker's taint
 
2012-10-07 03:23:47 PM

CruiserTwelve: Headline: "Grocery store in Wisconsin grills up a 100-foot long bratwurst"

Article: "grilled and served up a 52-foot-2-inch bratwurst"

Subby owes us 47 feet, 10 inches of bratwurst.


A second brat of nearly the same size also was grilled....
So, while not entirely accurate, subby isn't entirely incorrect either.
 
2012-10-07 03:39:21 PM

CruiserTwelve: Headline: "Grocery store in Wisconsin grills up a 100-foot long bratwurst"

Article: "grilled and served up a 52-foot-2-inch bratwurst"

Subby owes us 47 feet, 10 inches of bratwurst.


That was the "small".
 
2012-10-07 04:34:37 PM
I'm starving at work right now, so the thought of a giant brat with sauerkraut, mustard and beer sounds pretty damn awesome.
 
2012-10-07 04:36:15 PM

meow said the dog: Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it.


I like brats, I make them every time I grill.
 
2012-10-07 04:37:31 PM
"Sometimes, you've gotta do a feel-good, and one family's gotta take care of another," Hanson said. "Not everything's about making money."

Right.
 
2012-10-07 04:38:01 PM
this goes great with the weed thread below
 
2012-10-07 04:38:24 PM

BeSerious: "Sometimes, you've gotta do a feel-good, and one family's gotta take care of another," Hanson said. "Not everything's about making money."

Right.


FTFM

Riiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2012-10-07 04:42:57 PM

meow said the dog: I don't really think anyone actually likes it.


You sir, ride the short bus.

Brats taste awesome. All you need is a bun and a brat and if you feel like getting fancy add a few onions.
 
2012-10-07 04:43:39 PM

MikeMc: meow said the dog: Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it.

I like brats, I make them every time I grill.


Really, though, is there a bad type of sausage?

/loves brats too
 
2012-10-07 04:44:35 PM
/raises hand
//loves him a good Brat with beer on Sunday...
 
2012-10-07 04:45:27 PM
So... what did he have after breakfast?
 
2012-10-07 04:45:43 PM
Brats are decent, but inferior to Kielbasa, Italian sausage of any variety, linguica, chourico, and chourizo. They're fairly tasteless. If you were to make a choice of what tubular meat to tailgate with would you really choose bratwurst other than peer pressure?
 
2012-10-07 04:47:14 PM
I would guess they used an artificial casing unless they killed a dinosaur.
 
2012-10-07 04:47:50 PM

laid back w/bud light: They're fairly tasteless.


You're doing them wrong.
 
2012-10-07 04:48:46 PM

theorellior: You're doing them wrong.

 
2012-10-07 04:49:55 PM
The tasteless ones are the weisswurst, although I like them, especially with parsley. Thuringers and Sheboygans can be pretty flavorful, and the Hungarians, seasoned with paprika, are the best.

Pretty much live on brats...
 
2012-10-07 04:50:07 PM
My wife loves brats, but she is a cheesehead. I am not so fond of them, but I would eat part of a record brat, just to be part of the party.
 
2012-10-07 04:50:44 PM

meow said the dog: Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it. Some people might like how it smells, and want the meat rush, but most people just eat it because they think they're weird if they don't.

/it goes great with copypasta however
//this is the irresponsible thing as people with the problem of the thyroid might eat this and have problems with becoming the bigger people
///thyroid disease awareness month!


I never took you for a troll. Nice one, though.
 
2012-10-07 04:52:10 PM
Its going to take more than brats and beer to console the cheeseheads today.
 
2012-10-07 04:53:03 PM
After the meal they'll unveil the two mile long roll of toilet tissue.
 
2012-10-07 04:54:31 PM
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Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.

Margaret Jo McCullen: your weiner. Wow. You don't say.

Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. [ Pete pulls out a tray of weiners ] Wow..

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: [ chuckles ] You flatter me!

Margaret Jo McCullen: I have to say, Pete, that's a very thick one, too.

Pete Schweddy: I'd have to say it's almost as thick as it is long.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Now, I can smell your wiener from here.

Pete Schweddy: Well, that is thanks to the Schweddy Family recipe. There's no escaping the aroma of a Schweddy Family weiner.

Lynn Vershad: It, um.. it really does glistne, doesn't it?

Pete Schweddy: Uh, yeah, it's the weiners folks can't seem to keep out of their mouthes.
 
2012-10-07 04:54:39 PM

schatzie: The tasteless ones are the weisswurst, although I like them, especially with parsley.


For some reason I lurve weisswurst. The best ones aren't tasteless, they're subtle. Really quite enjoyable. Don't need mustard or anything, and maybe a little kraut to help with the grease.
 
JVD
2012-10-07 04:55:04 PM

laid back w/bud light: Brats are decent, but inferior to Kielbasa, Italian sausage of any variety, linguica, chourico, and chourizo. They're fairly tasteless. If you were to make a choice of what tubular meat to tailgate with would you really choose bratwurst other than peer pressure?


Not from Wisconsin, are you? :P

You must be eating some crap brand. There are some great bratwurst from local butchers around here, and Johnsonville will do in a pinch.

Besides, what other sausage would you boil in beer, smother in sauerkraut, onions, and spicy brown mustard?
 
2012-10-07 04:56:34 PM
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2012-10-07 05:01:15 PM
Grocery store in Wisconsin grills up a 100-foot long bratwurst. To be served with 137 pounds of sauerkraut and eight kegs of beer

www.animetion.co.uk
 
2012-10-07 05:05:24 PM
In Wisconsin, we call that lunch
 
2012-10-07 05:11:27 PM
www.klements.com

/I'm a FIB who likes brats, just like my cheesehead brethren
/Go Bears!
 
2012-10-07 05:11:44 PM

machoprogrammer: In Wisconsin, we call that lunch


In the other 49 states, we call that obesity.
 
2012-10-07 05:13:18 PM
Subby lies, because my bratwurst is still in my pants!
 
2012-10-07 05:13:24 PM
Not even close to the record. Massive article fail...

http://www.valkyriebrewery.com/ofest.htm
 
2012-10-07 05:17:26 PM

meow said the dog: Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it. Some people might like how it smells, and want the meat rush, but most people just eat it because they think they're weird if they don't.

/it goes great with copypasta however
//this is the irresponsible thing as people with the problem of the thyroid might eat this and have problems with becoming the bigger people
///thyroid disease awareness month!



Shh dear don't cause a fuss, I'll ave your bratwurst! I love it!
 
2012-10-07 05:25:53 PM
A 52-foot-long brat? How did I not get an email about this?
 
2012-10-07 05:31:34 PM
Italian sausage > brats
 
2012-10-07 05:31:38 PM
Oh god, the farts...
 
2012-10-07 05:33:50 PM

Hale-Bopp: Italian sausage > brats


I actually agree, though that's like saying a ribeye is a better steak than a T-bone. They're both really farking good.
 
2012-10-07 05:34:39 PM
Sounds awesome.

What are you guys having?

/i sound fat
 
2012-10-07 05:41:28 PM

jake_lex: Hale-Bopp: Italian sausage > brats

I actually agree, though that's like saying a ribeye is a better steak than a T-bone. They're both really farking good.


I never buy brats when I'm out shopping though and anytime I have one, it just tastes like a lesser sausage.
 
2012-10-07 05:45:21 PM

meow said the dog: Bratwurst is a fraud. I don't really think anyone actually likes it. Some people might like how it smells, and want the meat rush, but most people just eat it because they think they're weird if they don't.


The real brats? Food of the bloody gods man. Cripes if I don't get 'em at least every couple of weeks I get cranky. Fast to cook, tasty. Sadly the best we can do out here is Johnsonville, but the real brat makers in WI don't do national distribution like J'ville.

to paraphraise Jimmy Buffet: I like mine with mustard no tomato, horseradish pickle jalapenos and sometimes cheese on a multigrain...

Come to think of it, I had Brats and German Potato Salad for dinner just last night. Yum.
 
2012-10-07 05:50:11 PM
JVD
I respect you're from Wi and love your brats. I like sausage I don't have to boil in beer then grill then cover in a bunch of condiments to make something more tasty. That's just my opinion. I like hot Italian sausage with spicy mustard and maybe sauteed onions on a bun. I love linguica and chourico raw (already smoked) or grilled in a bun with no condiments. Just saying I like a stronger flavor from a sausage.
/not trolling you
//my gayest sounding post ever, nttawwt
 
2012-10-07 05:53:27 PM
The beer will make it as soggy as a soup sandwich.
 
2012-10-07 05:55:05 PM

sgnilward: Not even close to the record. Massive article fail...

http://www.valkyriebrewery.com/ofest.htm


That one is in pieces, or at the very least is a series of links.
Also, Guiness
 
2012-10-07 05:55:10 PM

Deep Contact: The beer will make it as soggy as a soup sandwich.


Yeah. Nobody likes a big, meaty, soggy wiener.
 
2012-10-07 05:59:48 PM
Yeesh, no Marcus Bachmann pic yet, you guys are slipping.
 
2012-10-07 06:00:49 PM
What I love about the article is that the company that did the rolls estimates that they lost $20k making it. As well as all of the proceeds went to charity. I love my adopted state of WI, and the outgoing charity and "let's pull together" attitude is one reason. That and awesome brats, corn fed beef, cheese, etc.

On the bad side, politics and very high taxes, bad business climate. But in any case, better than the flatlanders.
 
2012-10-07 06:03:01 PM
Wisconsin: where the men drink because their women are ugly, and the women are ugly because they drink...
 
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