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(Journal Times)   Neither had any qualms about eating something older than them. "Not even the slightest," said Ashley Mikkelson, who joked that she loved cheese so much she would marry it if she could   (journaltimes.com) divider line 68
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2012-10-07 11:08:28 PM  
Neither had any qualms about eating something older than them

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2012-10-07 11:23:02 PM  

Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.


It means they prefer if you don't scrape out from under your foreskin.
 
2012-10-07 11:26:22 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Nothing beats American cheese.

/ducks


i prefer velveeta, myself...
 
2012-10-07 11:31:11 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.

It means they prefer if you don't scrape out from under your foreskin.


Calamari w/aged Parmesan and tossed salad?
 
2012-10-07 11:36:19 PM  
What is the difference between a 40 year old cheddar and Bea Arthur?
 
2012-10-07 11:49:14 PM  

The Quaalude Renaissance: What is the difference between a 40 year old cheddar and Bea Arthur?


I don't know
 
2012-10-07 11:58:35 PM  

exvaxman: post on LTHforum which is the best option for food in our area.



Didn't sign up there yet, but I just spent three happy hours reading Milwaukee-related forum threads... thanks.
 
2012-10-08 12:29:32 AM  

Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.


Seems straightforward to me. Women like cheese. It is a guiltless yet delicious source of protein, one of the few out there. You never see a mother cheese nurturing her cute little baby cheeses with humanlike compassion. You never see a cheese looking up at you with big, sad eyes, wondering what you intend with that knife and box of crackers. Admired and successful women don't appear in paid advertisements, tenderly embracing lovely cheeses, weeping openly, and calling you a murdering, gluttonous whore for eating cheddar.

Cheese is one of the few proteins that a woman can shove a fork into and chomp with sensuous abandon without looking like a heartless regressive in the eyes of educated society, and it doesn't taste like tofu or peat moss like vegetable-based protein. Of course women like it.
 
2012-10-08 12:29:34 AM  

zerkalo: The Quaalude Renaissance: What is the difference between a 40 year old cheddar and Bea Arthur?

I don't know


3rd base
 
2012-10-08 12:32:56 AM  

upndn: zerkalo: The Quaalude Renaissance: What is the difference between a 40 year old cheddar and Bea Arthur?

I don't know

3rd base


you can eat a 40 year old cheddar...
 
2012-10-08 12:36:45 AM  

Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.


i190.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 12:57:47 AM  

zerkalo: I always pour 12 year old scotch for my dates so they can drink something older than themselves


YOU WIN THE THREAD!
 
2012-10-08 01:00:41 AM  
I like my cheese the whey I like my women.
 
2012-10-08 01:03:36 AM  

gnarr: Don't worry, if the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA continues unchecked, MARRIAGE BETWEEN MAN AND CHEESE is right around the corner


Well, alrighty then, as long as you're not into man cheese.
/Wut?
 
2012-10-08 02:08:25 AM  
A forty year old cheddar is still alive.

Bea Arthur died in 2009.
 
2012-10-08 08:58:15 AM  

Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.


Do they say what type? Was it organzola?
 
2012-10-08 10:33:23 PM  
Funny, Ashley is a friend of mine from high school.
 
2012-10-09 03:22:17 AM  

ShannonKW: Cheese is one of the few proteins that a woman can shove a fork into and chomp with sensuous abandon without looking like a heartless regressive in the eyes of educated society, and it doesn't taste like tofu or peat moss like vegetable-based protein. Of course women like it.


This... actually makes sense! Thank you!
 
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