TsarTom: I love cheese too. I don't know about marriage, though. I certainly wouldn't turn down a bleu job.
Salmon: Wasn't this just on here?
enik: I'm sure it's just like wine tastings. Where poseurs circle-jerk about how much better something "exclusive" tastes despite having absolutely no ability to discern any difference.
Vangor: Inadvertently aged cheddar? I would probably pass. The folks who age cheese, wine, scotch, rum, etc., longer purposefully tend to know what is needed for the cheese, wine, scotch, rum, etc., making process. "Meh" cheddar cheese aged over a long period of time will produce something at best slightly less "meh".
exvaxman: The sliver I had was awesome.However, there are several 5 year old cheeses local to me that are very good and to be honest, a three year old from my favorite place (too many flatlanders there already, I am not going to advertise) that tastes wonderful.
gnarr: Don't worry, if the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA continues unchecked, MARRIAGE BETWEEN MAN AND CHEESE is right around the corner
Gulper Eel: I don't care how farking runny it is - hand it over with all speed.
BigRightRear: "The 40-year-old was probably the highlight of my life in a while," said Ashley Mikkelson, 28, who drove with her husband, Ryan, 32, from Minneapolis for the tasting at Wisconsin Cheese Mart in MilwaukeeMy god those people are living on the edge. Is it really that boring in Wisconsin?
Mikey1969: enik: I'm sure it's just like wine tastings. Where poseurs circle-jerk about how much better something "exclusive" tastes despite having absolutely no ability to discern any difference.I don't even drink wine, and I can tell that you don't know what you're talking about. Lucky for you, there is Kraft American cheese and this nifty wine in a box.
Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles that match me best list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.
Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.
Sightings and smellings of lethal X-14 have been reported.DO NOT approach this cheese.DO NOT eat this cheese.Do NOT attempt to move it.If safe to do so, cover with a wet blanket andContact the CEA immediately.TAKE NO RISKS. X-14 is a KILLER.
baronvonzipper: Right now I'm having sharp provolone, jalapeno slices, sardines, and crackers. Brain food, I thimk it's called.Oh, and zerkalo, you're fired.
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