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(PennLive)   There are many old wives' tales with some fact and some fiction, how many of them are true?   (pennlive.com) divider line 63
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2012-10-07 11:02:25 AM  
All of them and none of them.

You can't really have a "true" firsthand eyewitness account of anything. Not by objective scientific standards, anyway. So if you're talking about second, third, or even later handed accounts they're simply not reliable. Hearsay.

On the other hand all good stories, even pure fictions such as the Discworld, contain truths. Be it a moral lesson, aphorism, or just a good feeling of realism there's always something to be gained from a story worth telling.

So I'll play the elf card and say both yes and no.
 
2012-10-07 11:06:01 AM  
Old wives' tails sound wrinkly.
 
2012-10-07 11:07:11 AM  
Oops, I was thinking of urban legends. English fail.
 
2012-10-07 11:09:54 AM  
Baking soda and vinegar made into a paste really does make a wasp sting stop hurting.
 
2012-10-07 11:38:20 AM  
If it's actually true it stops being an old wives' tale, so therefore, hardly any of them are true at this point. They've either been explained by science or disproved. A thousand years ago, the ratio was probably more even.
Suppose someone told you "If you get water cold enough, it turns solid." Do you even consider saying, "Oh, that's just an old wives' tale"?
 
2012-10-07 11:44:00 AM  

CreamFilling: If it's actually true it stops being an old wives' tale

 
2012-10-07 12:36:32 PM  
If only there were a show to test if myths are true...
 
2012-10-07 12:40:58 PM  
Sugar causes acne?

That's news to all the dermatologists out there saying that it's bacteria in nature.
 
2012-10-07 12:46:15 PM  
Once, my face did sorta 'stay that way': Bell's Palsy
 
GBB
2012-10-07 12:46:27 PM  

Rowena: If only there were a show to test if myths are true...


heatherjosephwitham.files.wordpress.com
"Ya, this was my job for all of 1 season. Not bitter."
 
GBB
2012-10-07 12:47:16 PM  

douchebag/hater: Sugar causes acne?

That's news to all the dermatologists out there saying that it's bacteria in nature.


yeah... bacteria feeding off the sugar oozing from your face.
 
2012-10-07 12:49:18 PM  
"Wear a coat or you'll catch cold."

My pers. fave
 
2012-10-07 12:49:56 PM  
Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.
 
2012-10-07 12:52:12 PM  

Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.


Put the f*ckin Mentos into the coke bottle and get out of the way.
 
2012-10-07 12:53:13 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: CreamFilling: If it's actually true it stops being an old wives' tale


Nah. It only needs to be not something directly observable (besides being a tale told by old wives). Though if it becomes widely accepted enough it can get a promotion to common knowledge.
 
2012-10-07 12:55:50 PM  

Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.


While I tend to agree with your statement, my understanding was that they did more rigorous science "behind the scene" - it may well be hokum but just though I'd contribute that little chestnut.
 
2012-10-07 12:57:02 PM  
It's not actually bad luck to open an umbrella indoors, unless the room is really crowded, and then it's only bad luck for the people around you. Also, swallowed gum will not stay in your stomach for seven years.
 
2012-10-07 01:00:32 PM  
I spent two years in Eastern Europe and heard some whoppers.
1. The open window of a vehicle will make you sick because of wind passing across your face. Riding on a motorcycle? No problem.
2. If a woman sits on bare concrete, no matter the season, her ovaries will be damaged. Yup, they really said this.
3. Beer is not alcohol. This is TRUE.
4. Homemade alcohol is safer than store-bought. I have no memory of drinking store-bought and getting sick, so it must be true.
5. Sleeping on a sofa bed that has a beam running down the center is good for your back. The pillow-top beds sold in expensive stores will give you arthritis.
6. Washing coins as regular currency devalues them, because it removes their "history" (as in germs and dirt).
7. Drinking cold water will make you sick, and cold beer is good for curing a sore throat.
I spent months trying to convince the students I taught that all of these were bs, but it was hopeless.
 
2012-10-07 01:01:17 PM  
Well. if I trust anyone's input, it's certainly The Holy Spirit Health System's Dillsburg Family Health Center.
 
2012-10-07 01:03:00 PM  
I had some old wife tail last night, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2012-10-07 01:03:18 PM  
You could week old blistering, runny, openly oozing poison ivy blisters and smear those open wounds onto someone's open mouth and face and the only repercussions will be a bad taste in somebody's mouth.
 
2012-10-07 01:04:23 PM  

WhippingBoy: I had some old wife tail last night, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...


meh, me too.

*yaaah*
*sigh*
 
2012-10-07 01:07:56 PM  

bjmidkiff2: I spent two years in Eastern Europe and heard some whoppers.


I have one phrase that tops all of those:

FAN DEATH.
 
2012-10-07 01:11:04 PM  
All of them, if you ask your wife
 
2012-10-07 01:15:43 PM  
Is it actually unsafe to be in a pool during a lightning storm?
 
2012-10-07 01:17:47 PM  

SexOnTV: Is it actually unsafe to be in a pool during a lightning storm?


Of course not. Don't you know the water forms a makeshift Faraday cage around you? I know I read that on the internet somewhere...
 
2012-10-07 01:18:09 PM  

tonguedepressor: WhippingBoy: I had some old wife tail last night, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

meh, me too.

*yaaah*
*sigh*


*feeble high-five*
 
2012-10-07 01:18:38 PM  

bjmidkiff2: I spent two years in Eastern Europe and heard some whoppers.
[...]
4. Homemade alcohol is safer than store-bought.


That one is plausible.
 
2012-10-07 01:18:43 PM  

Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.


oblig xkcd:

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-10-07 01:35:03 PM  

Ishkur: Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.

oblig xkcd:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 599x524]


Yeah, I don't get the butthurt about Mythbusters, either. I mean, seriously. We're not testing for extremely accurate results, or to determine topics that need a million controls. A lot of the scientific experimentation, for the types of things they test, are sufficiently like Galileo dropping two balls from the tower of Pisa.

If everything has to be so scientifically rigorous as to force nearly impossible standards on fairly messy topics, then I can see why people stop listening to science and want something else to believe in. After all, it's much easier to have faith when the alternative requires so much extra crap that you'd spend all of your time trying to do the book keeping.
 
2012-10-07 01:59:46 PM  

bjmidkiff2: I spent two years in Eastern Europe and heard some whoppers.
1. The open window of a vehicle will make you sick because of wind passing across your face. Riding on a motorcycle? No problem.
2. If a woman sits on bare concrete, no matter the season, her ovaries will be damaged. Yup, they really said this.
3. Beer is not alcohol. This is TRUE.
4. Homemade alcohol is safer than store-bought. I have no memory of drinking store-bought and getting sick, so it must be true.
5. Sleeping on a sofa bed that has a beam running down the center is good for your back. The pillow-top beds sold in expensive stores will give you arthritis.
6. Washing coins as regular currency devalues them, because it removes their "history" (as in germs and dirt).
7. Drinking cold water will make you sick, and cold beer is good for curing a sore throat.
I spent months trying to convince the students I taught that all of these were bs, but it was hopeless.


And those that still believe these things are true will always tell you again and again in that annoying whining fire-siren or braying donkey voice.

My mother was convinced that wearing wet socks when she was a little girl caused her 'rheumatism' (arthritis). She claims the 'dampness gets in your bones'. Even though every doctor she saw told her that it was nonsense.

My wife still will not go out with wet hair because it causes 'pneumonia'. Worse, she has convinced my daughter this is true, too.
 
2012-10-07 02:06:43 PM  

Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.


25.media.tumblr.com  

/sorry
//couldn't help myself
 
2012-10-07 02:08:05 PM  
The problem with the ginger ale thing... Nobody seems to make a real ginger ale anymore. Even our beloved Vernors here in Michigan has turned into ginger-flavored pop, thick with HFCS and fake flavors. Chances are your "ginger ale" is about as "ginger" as Will Smith.
 
2012-10-07 02:17:46 PM  

Kit Fister: Ishkur: Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.

oblig xkcd:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 599x524]

Yeah, I don't get the butthurt about Mythbusters, either. I mean, seriously. We're not testing for extremely accurate results, or to determine topics that need a million controls. A lot of the scientific experimentation, for the types of things they test, are sufficiently like Galileo dropping two balls from the tower of Pisa.

If everything has to be so scientifically rigorous as to force nearly impossible standards on fairly messy topics, then I can see why people stop listening to science and want something else to believe in. After all, it's much easier to have faith when the alternative requires so much extra crap that you'd spend all of your time trying to do the book keeping.


I'll just leave these two videos here.
 
2012-10-07 02:38:47 PM  

ZeroCorpse: The problem with the ginger ale thing... Nobody seems to make a real ginger ale anymore. Even our beloved Vernors here in Michigan has turned into ginger-flavored pop, thick with HFCS and fake flavors. Chances are your "ginger ale" is about as "ginger" as Will Smith.


Reed's Ginger Brews are made with real ginger. It's a bit expensive to order online, but if there's a Trader Joe's near you, they often have it.
 
2012-10-07 02:41:10 PM  

CygnusDarius: Kit Fister: Ishkur: Corn_Fed: Sadly, Mythbusters fails on most counts. It does not feature good science, or proper experimentation. Anyone who draws conclusions from the ridiculously small sample sizes, and insufficient controls for variables, is only fooling themselves.

oblig xkcd:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 599x524]

Yeah, I don't get the butthurt about Mythbusters, either. I mean, seriously. We're not testing for extremely accurate results, or to determine topics that need a million controls. A lot of the scientific experimentation, for the types of things they test, are sufficiently like Galileo dropping two balls from the tower of Pisa.

If everything has to be so scientifically rigorous as to force nearly impossible standards on fairly messy topics, then I can see why people stop listening to science and want something else to believe in. After all, it's much easier to have faith when the alternative requires so much extra crap that you'd spend all of your time trying to do the book keeping.

I'll just leave these two videos here.


So, your point is?
 
2012-10-07 02:46:59 PM  
"Step on a crack,
and OJ will kill your waiter and slice your neck."
 
2012-10-07 02:56:08 PM  
Wet head = cold things always mistifies me.

In the winter, it's rainy/snowy cold, the air is dry and you're crowded around with people.

A) Crowded with people = germs passing more freely/easier
B) Dry air = dried out mucus membranes
C) Inclimate weather = taxes the body reserves more leaving you more susceptible to illness.

Back in the day, what probably happened was people went out and got cold and wet (no gortex then, remember?) and then got very chilled. Once you're chilled it's hard to warm up without a hot shower. (Again, depending on the time frame that may not have been available.) So they changed clothes and sat shivering in front of a hot fire with some soup and waited to warm up.

Now, if you have never had the pleasure of trying to warm up that way, let me tell you, it can take a while. You're also quite tired when you finally do get warm and it's not unusual to need a nap. It's perfectly reasonable to have someone in this state be more susceptible to the viruses around the house, than the person who's been inside all day, warm, rested and well fed.

TL:DR: Cold weather doesn't cause the virus, but getting seriously chilled can definitely leave you more susceptible to coming down with one.
 
2012-10-07 03:07:43 PM  
I am still looking for more pictures of the NYC guidance counselor.
 
2012-10-07 03:25:34 PM  
If you flick a booger it'll always land on the back of someone wearing white.
 
2012-10-07 03:26:08 PM  
Step on a crack and break your back.
 
2012-10-07 03:26:59 PM  
You can't get smallpox if you've had cowpox was once an old wive's tale........ until someone proved it true.
 
2012-10-07 03:37:13 PM  
Killing turkeys brings winter.

/sorry, its been a bad weekend
 
2012-10-07 03:38:00 PM  

Kit Fister: So, your point is?


I think that, in order to at least show people a bit of desire to become scientists/engineers, we should make them as heroes -and not the bad guys- in movies and series, and to enforce that with an empirical approach you can achieve more than just guns blazing and kill everyone in sight.
 
2012-10-07 03:39:38 PM  

OneNightStand: Killing turkeys brings winter.

/sorry, its been a bad weekend


And if a groundhog sees his shadow, it ends winter.

/I think that's what Westeros needs
//A whole bunch of groundhogs
///You know, to end winter
 
2012-10-07 03:43:37 PM  
"Stop that Junior! You're going to go blind!"

"Gee Mom, can't I do it 'til i need glasses?"
 
2012-10-07 04:07:01 PM  

CygnusDarius: Kit Fister: So, your point is?

I think that, in order to at least show people a bit of desire to become scientists/engineers, we should make them as heroes -and not the bad guys- in movies and series, and to enforce that with an empirical approach you can achieve more than just guns blazing and kill everyone in sight.


Wait...the Detroit story is a little bit higher on Fark's.
 
2012-10-07 05:04:51 PM  
Eating KFC fried chicken ALWAYS gives me a couple of pimples on my face. Even moreso, if I drink Pepsi with it. Must be the grease bubbling out of my pores.
 
2012-10-07 05:36:18 PM  

redheededstepchild: You can't get smallpox if you've had cowpox was once an old wive's tale........ until someone proved it true.


Wasn't Edward Jenner's original smallpox vaccine derived from the cowpox bacterium?
 
2012-10-07 06:01:36 PM  
FTA: "Grandma sang the praises of chicken soup, cod liver oil, carrots and an apple a day...."

i.imgur.com
 
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