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2003-11-28 09:37:37 AM  
"Bukkake specialist Nagashima agrees."

Now there's something to put on a resume.
 
2003-11-28 09:47:50 AM  
soup men (the name given to the industry's professional ejaculators

No, I think "soup man" is what I'd want on my resume.

No soup for you!
 
2003-11-28 10:02:47 AM  
Professional ejaculators, eh? And here I've been settling for amateurs.
 
2003-11-28 10:46:19 AM  
I laughed through the whole article.
 
2003-11-28 10:51:58 AM  
WHY THE fark IS MICHEAL JACKSONS MUGSHOT THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN I OPENED THAT PAGE!!
 
2003-11-28 10:52:12 AM  
I laughed through the whole article.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.
 
2003-11-28 10:52:30 AM  
Bring on the sailor-suited school girls. Soup is on!
 
2003-11-28 10:52:32 AM  
It took me a minute to realize this wasn't part of the story:

[image from mdn.mainichi.co.jp too old to be available]
Wacko Jacko shows his soft
spot for Japanese juveniles
 
2003-11-28 10:54:28 AM  
I read that "juicy farts"...

.....must be Friday.
 
2003-11-28 10:54:56 AM  
Damn NSFW, this sounds like it's pretty funny... My predictions for the pr0n trends of 2004 are:

- Celebrity couple look-alikes doing hardcore
- more bush
- pr0nographic renditions of Shakespeare
 
2003-11-28 10:55:40 AM  
I saw a site the other day with a ton of these type of pics on it. I think they looked fake, but I guess not.

*shudder*

Does anyone want me to go find them again?

Sick0s. :-)
 
2003-11-28 10:55:59 AM  
"I wanted to try out working in lots of different genre, so went into it (the fist time) with an open mind.

The best part of the article is the misspelling when she talks about her "first" time. First or fist, it's all the same.
 
2003-11-28 10:57:02 AM  
"Honestly, it feels like being dumped in some dirty, stinking clag. When one after the other somebody is shooting semen in your mouth or up your nose until your entire face is covered feels absolutely awful," Nagashima tells Shukan Taishu. "And, when it dries, it gets all sticky."
...
"No matter what the job is, if you don't give your best, you'd be fired, right? It's the same for an AV actress," the veteran supporting player tells Shukan Taishu. "To make sure that guys are going to be turned on by the movies I make, I'll give my all --whatever the role demands."


Now that's a strong work ethic
 
2003-11-28 10:58:18 AM  
So where's ghastly while all this is going on?

/with voting, cause voting's fun!
 
2003-11-28 10:59:12 AM  
That was hi comedy. I loved it!!! Those japanese are wacky!!

What is bukkake?

I am just a dum southerner, sorry!!
 
2003-11-28 10:59:46 AM  
I found her...

School girl uniform n all

Absolutely NSFW!!!
 
2003-11-28 11:00:06 AM  
Who's going to post the obligitory Peter North pic in theis thread????? Any takers?
 
2003-11-28 11:00:22 AM  
"If you're being tied up by members of the film crew it could be a bit hot. If you're hung up by a rope, there's a chance your limbs could be ripped off, or you could stop breathing," Misaki says

ohh the dangers of filming pr0n

"To make sure that guys are going to be turned on by the movies I make, I'll give my all --whatever the role demands."

Now thats what I call a REAL trooper!

is this Mainichi News like the equivilent of the National Enquirer?
 
2003-11-28 11:00:23 AM  
Erm... Current Japanese porn trends. Not into ghoulish semen icing here.
 
2003-11-28 11:01:53 AM  
"Sergeant Sodomite relieves
stress in the back orifice"
 
2003-11-28 11:02:08 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for bukkake!
 
2003-11-28 11:02:21 AM  
It's hard for me to enjoy an article about porn with Michael Jackson lurking in the corner staring at me like that.
 
2003-11-28 11:02:36 AM  
This may explain how the condom got into the clam chowda.
 
2003-11-28 11:03:16 AM  
"I headed for home and was bawling my eyes out on the train station platform when I saw all the soup men heading in my direction. I thought they were going to get me again, so ran away as fast as I could."

Wow! Roving gangs of professional ejaculators? If thats not an incentive to move to Japan I don't know what is.
 
2003-11-28 11:05:42 AM  
Honestly, it feels like being dumped in some dirty, stinking clag. When one after the other somebody is shooting semen in your mouth or up your nose until your entire face is covered feels absolutely awful. . . .And, when it dries, it gets all sticky.

You had me at "dirty, stinking clag".
 
2003-11-28 11:05:59 AM  
I'd love to hear the conversations the "soup men" have after filming.

Tasaki: Man...Good push on last shot, Magasi!!!!
Magasi: Domo!!! I hold back for 5 minute!!
Tasaki: Me can tell, her face look like great snow fall on mountain of great height snows.
 
2003-11-28 11:06:06 AM  
Shakesrearian Porn?

Shake-your-Spear video presents:
12th Inch
As You Like It-Doggystyle

Feel free to add to the list.

Why is there voting in this thread?
 
2003-11-28 11:06:25 AM  
If you want to buy these flicks, just click the J-List link that has found a permanent home on FARK. What the Japanese AV Idols do in porn films put even the most gonzo American amateurs look like, well, amateurs. I was perusing (fapping) my way through the J-List DVD selection, when I stumbled upon a film where one lovely young woman ba-da-bings 50 homeless men, complete with 50 consecutive cream pies. That's just insane, but there it is, on video. With close-ups, I bet.
 
2003-11-28 11:06:56 AM  
No Such Agency, nope they mentioned that these trends (at least described in the article) were bukkake and S&M. But it wasn't really about trends, per se.
 
2003-11-28 11:07:13 AM  
"I wanted to try out working in lots of different genre, so went into it (the fist time) with an open mind."

Typo?
 
2003-11-28 11:07:38 AM  
"If I was just a housewife, I don't think I'd ever be able to get the same satisfaction out of my job."

You might if you were housewife to 20 'soup men.'
 
2003-11-28 11:08:35 AM  
[image from abclocal.go.com too old to be available]
 
2003-11-28 11:09:47 AM  
What is the atraction of bukakke any way? I mean a bunch of dudes jerking off on a girls face? I like porn just as much as any other guy but am I the only one tired of seeing chicks get thier faces coated in man-goo? Id rather have the girl swallow it and dispose of it nice and neat like, so you dont have to towel her off afterward.

Ive noticed the trend towards showing more cum and I think its just nasty. Im talking about the "watch girls drink shot glasses of man-jizz" videos or the ones where they spit some slobs load in each others mouth.

Who the hell wants to see this crap!??!?!
 
2003-11-28 11:09:58 AM  
Seriously, I thought that the women in XXX films, despite being often humiliated on screen, were the real winners because they get paid three times as much as the guys.
 
2003-11-28 11:10:01 AM  
In case you're still unsure what it is Swollag, here's my formal exposition on bukkake. NSFW.
 
2003-11-28 11:10:51 AM  
Sarjunt!!!, I think that they're more likely to talk like Japanese men and not like Injuns from old Looney Toons cartoons. Maybe?
 
2003-11-28 11:11:23 AM  
Swollag, it is my duty as an expert on teh Japanese to enlighten your mind.

One girl, anyone from three to 50 guys, all standing arond circle jerking on the poor lass until she resembles a glazed doughnut.
 
2003-11-28 11:11:57 AM  
Just the fact that a woman can enjoy an article about porn has made my day...

More porn for everyone. That will be my motto when my evil plan for World Domination is complete.
 
2003-11-28 11:12:58 AM  
Hmmm... I smell something fishy here... submitter?
 
2003-11-28 11:13:26 AM  
Anne.

You're probably right. My engrish didn't translate well (no pun) in typing. Just replace all the l's with r's and it should work.....

p.s. -Smackem Yackem, best.picture.ever.
 
2003-11-28 11:15:36 AM  

Porn trend of the new millenium:

Yiffing.

Also, I too was taken aback by the man to the left of the article. Looks like a bukkake face to me, the wacky Jackson brother.

 
2003-11-28 11:15:43 AM  
Soup is on...
...do I sense a new farkism being born?;)
 
2003-11-28 11:18:07 AM  
Anyone else read the headline as 'juicy farts'?

-- still digesting thanksgiving dinner.
 
2003-11-28 11:18:15 AM  
smackem yackem got a laugh out of me for a timely reference.
 
2003-11-28 11:18:21 AM  
Priapulid
Amen brother! Use the tattoo on their back, that is what it is for... or whatever, my grammar sucks today.
 
2003-11-28 11:19:08 AM  
"Because you need to have shots fired, sometimes you're expected to ejaculate even when you're unable to rise to the occasion," Sato says. "At times when I've had to do that, I've started seeing spots before my eyes and lost the hearing in one ear. These are symptoms that are showing me I'm clearly shortening my life."
 
2003-11-28 11:20:25 AM  
That was disturbing.
 
2003-11-28 11:20:54 AM  
Bukkake films kill lots of these:

Please continue to kill them. That kitten scares the shiat out of me.
 
2003-11-28 11:23:12 AM  
MadWeasel -- Just the fact that a woman can enjoy an article about porn has made my day...

Females like sex. End of story. You know one who implies that she doesn't? She's a tease, a liar, or frigid.

 
2003-11-28 11:23:58 AM  
Might I ask how this is NSFW?
 
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