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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're a middle school girl who wants to stay in the school overnight and have a sleepover, it's probably best to not give the cops fake tips on your whereabouts when they believe you've been abducted   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 20
    More: Florida, sleep overs, elementary schools, middle school girls, Charlotte County, middle schools  
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2012-10-07 11:23:16 AM  
jankenbpm.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-07 11:25:08 AM  
School officials were able to give detectives surveillance videos showing most of the movements of the two girls in the school, their running in the hallways, and entry into several rooms.

They have surveillance cameras but no motion detectors or alarm systems.
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-07 11:27:06 AM  
I bet they had ghey sex too
 
2012-10-07 11:29:52 AM  
This just in, sometimes middle school kids are stupid.
 
2012-10-07 11:47:05 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: This just in, sometimes middle school kids are stupid.


/FTFY
 
2012-10-07 11:49:48 AM  
How dare they run in the hallways. This means a trip to the guidance counselor.
 
2012-10-07 11:50:12 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet they had ghey sex too


drjekel_mrhyde: I bet they had ghey sex too


Not sure if this:

i758.photobucket.com

or this:

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2012-10-07 12:01:04 PM  
mom and dad are going to be pissed. they like to bill people for wasted police time down there.
 
2012-10-07 12:07:54 PM  

eas81: Zarquon's Flat Tire: This just in, sometimes middle school kids are stupid.

/FTFY


True, I was trying to be nice.
 
2012-10-07 12:27:49 PM  
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2012-10-07 01:08:22 PM  
Felony charges for 11 and 13 year old people? Hmm, I wonder what the youngest age that somebody can be charged with a felony. Not that "felony" means anything anymore, since it applies to things like taking videos of police and even jaywalking (not kidding).

Also, I wonder what their stage names will be in a few years?
 
2012-10-07 01:29:37 PM  
How did two girls hiding in a bathroom go undetected when the school was closed down for the night? Whoever was supposed to make the final sweep is in big trouble.
And why are they being charged with felony burglary ? TFA didn't say anything about significant theft or damage.
This sounds like a couple of kids that had a bad idea that was aided by lax school policy.
Take a belt to the both of them and send them back to school on Monday. No need to ruin anybody's lives, Jesus.
 
2012-10-07 02:00:19 PM  

armor helix: How did two girls hiding in a bathroom go undetected when the school was closed down for the night? Whoever was supposed to make the final sweep is in big trouble.
And why are they being charged with felony burglary ? TFA didn't say anything about significant theft or damage.
This sounds like a couple of kids that had a bad idea that was aided by lax school policy.
Take a belt to the both of them and send them back to school on Monday. No need to ruin anybody's lives, Jesus.


I read the Florida statutes and I did not see a misdemeanor burglary, just 1st, 2nd, 3rd class felonies. The damage/theft value only came into play for a 1st class felony ($1000). Link 

Chances are pretty good that daddy won't do much smacking of his snowflake with his belt. I'd like some external punishment, more due to intentionally misleading the police/parents and wasting everyone's time than the burglary. Fines, community service, restitution -- that kind of thing.
 
2012-10-07 02:10:09 PM  
"Stay in school." "Go above and beyond."

"Sweet, I'll do both!"
 
2012-10-07 02:48:43 PM  

armor helix: How did two girls hiding in a bathroom go undetected when the school was closed down for the night? Whoever was supposed to make the final sweep is in big trouble.


Well...I suppose there are two factors:
1) I worked for a school district in the Physical Plant office for several years. As far as I know, there was no formal "final sweep" of the buildings.
2) If there were a final sweep, the purpose is probably to make sure that a student is not being left behind after falling asleep or something. Not to catch two kids actively trying to avoid getting caught.

My question is who takes out the trash/cleans the building? Looking at the place on satellite, it isn't a small place. I'd expect a night crew of 2 or 3 custodians emptying garbage, cleaning bathrooms and sweeping floors. I find it hard to believe that these little monsters decided it would be fun to hide for 8 hours until the custodians left.
 
2012-10-07 03:13:38 PM  
Did either of the girls look like that guidance counselor in NYC?
 
2012-10-07 04:13:46 PM  
How dafuq did this headline get greenlit
 
2012-10-07 04:36:25 PM  
That is NOT the way From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler ended.
 
2012-10-07 08:03:24 PM  
Felony? Holy shiat nanny state.
 
2012-10-08 10:54:30 PM  
Sounds pretty cool to me, especially for an 11 and 13 yr old.
 
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