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(NBC News)   Bear cub breaks into home for some chocolate cake, says if that biatch Goldilocks can break into his home, eat his porridge, and sleep in his bed, he at least deserves some cake without getting hassled   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 17
    More: Amusing, Goldilocks, Fish Department, porridge, raw foods, Arizona Game, bed  
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2012-10-07 07:01:43 AM
It's a lie
 
2012-10-07 09:00:46 AM

cretinbob: It's a lie

 
2012-10-07 11:02:41 AM
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2012-10-07 11:03:05 AM
When a sign says "Don't feed the bears" man, you'd better not feed them bears!

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2012-10-07 11:05:26 AM
Next thing you know, they'll be applying for Section 8 housing, WIC and loitering on street corners. This won't end well.
 
2012-10-07 11:17:56 AM

DrMcNinja: When a sign says "Don't feed the bears" man, you'd better not feed them bears!

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2012-10-07 11:23:20 AM

fappomatic: Next thing you know, they'll be applying for Section 8 housing, WIC and loitering on street corners. This won't end well.


Not only do they loiter, they scratch their private parts and whistle at our women folk.
 
2012-10-07 11:32:16 AM
You want the chocolate cake? And so I sliced the chocolate cake. Shunk. Shunk. And I served it. But wait, the bear cub needed something to drink. Something breakfast. Grapefruit juice! This is not your bear.
 
2012-10-07 11:47:40 AM
weirdthings.com
I get cranky when I'm hungry.
 
2012-10-07 11:54:19 AM
All your chocolate cake are belong to us!

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2012-10-07 12:07:34 PM
He couldn't find the beer.
 
2012-10-07 12:07:46 PM
t3knomanser

Came for the Bill Cosby ref. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-07 12:23:55 PM
Rumor has it the bear said the the cake was not too dry, not too moist, it was juuuust right.
 
2012-10-07 12:50:13 PM
Damn strait!
 
2012-10-07 05:42:32 PM
The agency posted a photo of the bear cub on its Facebook page, along with a warning. "Remember: Bears have an incredibly keen sense of smell even from long distances and human food is very attractive to them!" it said.

So be sure never to keep food in or eat at your house
 
2012-10-07 08:22:51 PM
The woman in the related video reminds me of my former mother-in-law. The one screaming at the bear to get off her patio.
 
2012-10-07 11:36:07 PM
Said the Baby bear "Someone has been sleeping in my bed."
Said the Mama bear "Someone has been sleeping in my bed."
Said the Father bear "Goodnight"
 
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