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(Today)   This list of nine things to do when an online relationship culminates in a real-life date forgets perhaps the most important and disappointing thing of all... you actually have to wear pants on a date   (digitallife.today.com) divider line 15
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2012-10-07 10:53:57 AM  
3 votes:
Women: Have a good explanation for why you are 50 pounds heavier than your profile picture.
Men: Have a good explanation for why you are 6 inches shorter than your profile height.
2012-10-07 01:45:14 PM  
2 votes:

Seth'n'Spectrum: I went on a post-OKCupid date recently.
She forgot to shave her moustache.
I was willing to forgive her that, but clearly I did something she was less willing to forgive.


Well, did you stare at her mustache?
2012-10-07 01:53:45 PM  
1 votes:
Wear....pants....? What means wear pants? I will wear my robe and wizard hat; just the way god intended.

/ online dating; you'll meet some really nice people, then you'll discover why a 33 year old woman doesn't have a boyfriend or kids.

// big hint: she's tots cray cray
2012-10-07 01:35:55 PM  
1 votes:
I went on a post-OKCupid date recently.
She forgot to shave her moustache.
I was willing to forgive her that, but clearly I did something she was less willing to forgive.
2012-10-07 12:08:11 PM  
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [media.tumblr.com image 487x290]

Uhhh, bonn jore?


Obama was born in Kenya...I heard it on the internet.
2012-10-07 11:50:07 AM  
1 votes:

whiteylexus: I'm a legit 6-foot-4, but I've thought about lying about it on my profile, because I think it scares away the women who are shorter than, say, 5-foot-6. Women want tall men, but not that much taller than them.


I'm 6'5", met my wife online, who is 5'4", and on this topic you're wrong.

Besides, it doesn't matter when you're lying down.
2012-10-07 11:33:35 AM  
1 votes:

martid4: PallMall: martid4: My date rape kit involves Mazola, a drop cloth and duct tape.

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FTFY

Yeah, like you've never taken a chick back to her house passed out drunk, lean her against the door, ring the doorbell and run like hell. So many dates ended this way. Not to mention they are hard to carry after dipped in Mazola.



that's what the duct tape is for
2012-10-07 11:32:11 AM  
1 votes:

bighairyguy: Women: Have a good explanation for why you are 50 pounds heavier than your profile picture.
Men: Have a good explanation for why you are 6 inches shorter than your profile height.


Best thing to happen on my last date was for both of us to arrive, look at each other and say, "Oh good. You look way better than your pictures."
2012-10-07 10:43:24 AM  
1 votes:
List fails by not mentioning that your smaller, weaker date LOVES to go out to an empty cabin in the woods and see your axe collection.
2012-10-07 10:43:11 AM  
1 votes:
Online dating: noun. The process by which you waste thousands of hours and even more dollars for what you could have got from a hooker with a five minute conversation and an agreement on price. Often confused for romance, online dating is more a form of tedium that rarely has a good outcome.
2012-10-07 10:41:02 AM  
1 votes:
My date kit involves Mazola, a drop cloth and duct tape.
2012-10-07 10:38:37 AM  
1 votes:
This list of nine things to do when an online relationship culminates in a real-life date forgets perhaps
nine things to do when an online relationship culminates in a
when an online relationship culminates
online relationship


allofmywats.jpg
2012-10-07 10:37:25 AM  
1 votes:

Obama4Life: jmadisonbiii: [media.tumblr.com image 487x290]

Uhhh, bonn jore?

I love that commercial


He seems like such an ass. Like I just picture their relationship months from now and he's all getting her to make him post-sex sandwiches. Him all, biatch, I am a MODEL, from FRENCH!
2012-10-07 09:52:46 AM  
1 votes:
Wear pants? But I clearly saw

9. Keep it breezy

lifefeed.net
2012-10-07 09:47:12 AM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

Uhhh, bonn jore?
 
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