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(The Sun)   I don't know what a Michael Buble is, but he's got one hell of a sexy wife   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-10-07 03:27:32 AM  
He's the guy that when you go to Walmart and buy $10 worth of crap, they toss in his free CD whether you like it or not.


HTH.
 
2012-10-07 09:30:29 AM  
Yeah, She's alright
 
2012-10-07 09:35:28 AM  
I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.
 
2012-10-07 09:51:59 AM  
She is a Russian unicorn.
 
2012-10-07 09:53:11 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.


www.andybudd.com
 
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2012-10-07 10:00:48 AM  

gopher321: He's the guy that when you go to Walmart and buy $10 worth of crap, they toss in his free CD whether you like it or not.


HTH.


heh.
 
2012-10-07 10:04:54 AM  
(in best scruffy the janitor voice) Second
 
2012-10-07 10:06:09 AM  
Is she an actual person, or just someone's photoshop project? Tough for me to tell.
 
2012-10-07 10:11:10 AM  

Charlie Freak: She is a Russian unicorn.


More like a rare vermillion Ukrainian unicorn.

/I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans

//I was thinking about calling her sexier than a porcupine called Zazoom.
 
2012-10-07 10:22:01 AM  
Nope she's real, and really a lingerie model...

here is a not very posed pic from when they got married...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-07 10:37:40 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.


Speaking of crystal meth...
 
2012-10-07 10:47:29 AM  
First Emily Blunt, and now this? Well played, sir.
 
2012-10-07 10:55:15 AM  

sno man: Nope she's real, and really a lingerie model...

here is a not very posed pic from when they got married...


Hey cool. She's not touching her hair in that picture.
 
2012-10-07 11:12:30 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.


My thoughts, exactly.
 
2012-10-07 11:13:17 AM  
yeah, I'd dick slap her
 
2012-10-07 11:24:00 AM  
 
2012-10-07 11:25:56 AM  
Aaaooogah! Nice!
 
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2012-10-07 11:33:32 AM  
"Boob-Lay" indeed.
 
2012-10-07 11:41:00 AM  
Once again, an average looking person is able to upgrade to a model because of fame and money.
 
2012-10-07 11:46:17 AM  
You sure know how to snag 'em,MB. Well done.
 
2012-10-07 11:48:02 AM  
I was going to say something about how marrying a lingerie model is not a sign of one's good judgment, but I see that she's actually an actress and singer who had a career before they got together. Celebrity marriages aren't terribly stable, but it's a hell of a lot more promising than a celebrity and a "lingerie model."
 
2012-10-07 12:03:12 PM  
She was a telenovela actress back in the day. I could dig up a link to that partial strip-tease video from like ten years ago, if anyone's interested. Shouldn't be too hard to find...
 
2012-10-07 12:16:43 PM  
I'd mountie it.
 
2012-10-07 12:47:53 PM  
She needs to get that horrible thing off her face.
 
2012-10-07 01:30:06 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.


Issues?
 
2012-10-07 01:33:10 PM  

gopher321: He's the guy that when you go to Walmart and buy $10 worth of crap, they toss in his free CD whether you like it or not.


Wait, I get my Michaels confused. This is not the guy whose entire catalog we celebrate, right?
 
2012-10-07 01:34:04 PM  
In an interview a few years ago he said he fell in love with her the instant/first time he saw her backstage.

Said she couldn't speak a word of English and he didn't know Portuguese.

I stopped reading at that point.

She is hot, though.
 
2012-10-07 01:45:35 PM  
CSB time: This jerk tried to steal my GF. Can't wait to show her this.
 
2012-10-07 02:17:06 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.


I mean right? That's the thing. All these complaints and orange is still the difference. If only peanut butter came in spray cans then there would bumble bee. I say let them scrub fog and pass along the ear wax.
 
2012-10-07 02:48:59 PM  
She's the real deal.

www.aceshowbiz.com
 
2012-10-07 03:37:18 PM  

bwilson27: She needs to get that horrible thing off her face.


You mean Michael Buble?

Someone posted a video of him a while back where he let a kid from hid audience come up and sing. Lame music, classy guy.
 
2012-10-07 03:38:34 PM  
*his
 
2012-10-07 04:43:49 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: gopher321: He's the guy that when you go to Walmart and buy $10 worth of crap, they toss in his free CD whether you like it or not.

Wait, I get my Michaels confused. This is not the guy whose entire catalog we celebrate, right?


blog.utest.com

You're goddamn right it is.
 
2012-10-07 05:03:46 PM  
Now there's a guy who lost the right to sing anything even resembling the Blues.
 
2012-10-07 05:12:19 PM  
Whew....for a minute there thought people were gonna say that Michael Buble looks like Ellen Page....
 
2012-10-07 10:25:16 PM  

phaseolus: She was a telenovela actress back in the day. I could dig up a link to that partial strip-tease video from like ten years ago, if anyone's interested. Shouldn't be too hard to find...


I... I might be interested in this...
 
2012-10-07 11:31:11 PM  

PsyLord: Once again, an average looking person is able to upgrade to a model because of fame and money.


She adores him (well, duh, since they got married.) I saw an interview with both of them, when I barely knew who he was. He seemed like a very nice guy, very down-to-earth, and she made goo-goo eyes at him the entire time.
 
2012-10-08 12:11:36 AM  

Moonk: I... I might be interested in this...



Well here you go, then -- behold, Argentinian television for kids.
 
2012-10-08 02:44:09 AM  

RoyHobbs22: SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always imagine the guys that photoshop pics for terrible photo spreads like this to be villainous gay dudes chuckling to themselves about feeding a pipe dream to dorky men who unwittingly comprise the majority of mainstream culture. I usually imagine them sitting in front of tweaked out, fully packaged Macs with their shirts off, cut off jeans, well-oiled muscles and doing bumps of crystal meth off the backs of barely-legal twink jocks.

I mean right? That's the thing. All these complaints and orange is still the difference. If only peanut butter came in spray cans then there would bumble bee. I say let them scrub fog and pass along the ear wax.


Holy crap that made me laugh
 
2012-10-08 08:25:40 AM  
He's a modern day crooner. The ladies love him. Maybe if you all stopped being a bunch of hambeasts for a minute and spent some time with a woman you'd know who he was
 
2012-10-08 10:42:07 AM  

douchebag/hater: In an interview a few years ago he said he fell in love with her the instant/first time he saw her backstage.

Said she couldn't speak a word of English and he didn't know Portuguese.

I stopped reading at that point.

She is hot, though.


Why would he need to speak portuguese? She's Argentine. Español madrefarker, lo hablas?

And so hot.
 
2012-10-08 10:55:21 AM  
I imagine that she would be a good cuddler.
 
2012-10-09 02:35:00 AM  

Charlie Freak: She is a Russian unicorn.


That is a really funny video
 
2012-10-09 05:41:54 AM  

phaseolus: Moonk: I... I might be interested in this...


Well here you go, then -- behold, Argentinian television for kids.


Argentinia eh? Well, we might have been founded by the religious outcasts of Europe, but at least the vast hordes of Nazis didn't come here after ww2

/yes i know, quite a few Nazis hid in America.
 
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