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(ESPN)   Can the Falcons get to 5-0? Can the Saints get to 0-5? Which Pennsylvania team is best Pennsylvania team? Oh, and some dudes named Brady & Manning are facing off. Week 5 NFL action starts at 1 Eastern, the rest of you do the math   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 4114
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2012-10-07 12:37:05 PM
Everytime I see that TD in Seattle, I suddenly hear back and to the left in my head.
 
2012-10-07 12:37:40 PM

Harv72b: I didn't think they'd be huge Washington fans, anyway.



Cardinals Stadium was going to be sited on a phoenix-area Indian reservation until at the last minute, the arizona AG said teh 2001 or so ballot proposition permitting -- in broad terms surely inaccurate 10 years after event -- "maricopa county to adopt a sales tax to build a sports facility in maricopa county" did not apply to indian reservations. the argument was that reservations are not technically state land but federal land.

anyways.....the irony of the possibility of "the team from washingon" playing its games on an indian resevation was noted....
 
2012-10-07 12:38:51 PM
Dog Abuser> Rapist
 
2012-10-07 12:39:21 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/299/265/3bd.jpg
 
2012-10-07 12:39:24 PM

rickythepenguin: /hopis are short. why? go ask them. aside from the names (very unusual, with like 9 syllables), if you see a short indian guy, he's hopi.


I did a quick search for Hopis and found this:

img442.imageshack.us 
Now that's a funky 'do. Stereophonic!
 
2012-10-07 12:39:50 PM

rickythepenguin: about 5 inches in height BADUM-TISH


The Hopi root for Peytonn Manninngs forehead?
 
2012-10-07 12:40:17 PM
HTML Fail on my part

/go niners!
//i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-07 12:40:20 PM
Checking in from Russia.

The hotel I'm at has free beers until 9pm, which is 20 mins from now. Trying to front load this evening before passing out from jet lag. Not sure how much football ill get to see

Steelers -3
Saints -3
Bills +10
 
2012-10-07 12:40:35 PM
Lance, you are insane!
 
2012-10-07 12:41:32 PM

dholway: rickythepenguin: /hopis are short. why? go ask them. aside from the names (very unusual, with like 9 syllables), if you see a short indian guy, he's hopi.

I did a quick search for Hopis and found this:

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Now that's a funky 'do. Stereophonic!


Princess LeaHopi
 
2012-10-07 12:41:36 PM

eddievercetti: Lance, you are insane!


That was a good interview. BUT HE'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT!?
 
2012-10-07 12:41:43 PM

eddievercetti: Everytime I see that TD in Seattle, I suddenly hear back and to the left in my head.


The Goodell Commission thought they had an open-and-shut game. Three DBs, one WR. But two unpredictable things happened that day that made it virtually impossible. One, the HD video taken by the NFL. Two, the two scab refs. The time frame, determined by the NFL film, left no possibility of a flag and fresh set of downs. So the pass interference had to come from the Golden Tate.

That leaves just two defensive players. And we know one of them caught Wilson's pass. So now a single thing remains. A single play now has to account for the TD. But rather than admit to a conspiracy or investigate further, the Goodell Commission chose to endorse the theory put forth by an ambitious NFL employee, one of the grossest lies ever forced on the American people. We've come to know it as the "Magic Wilson Theory." This explanation is the foundation of the Goodell Commission's claim of a fair play. Once you conclude the magic pass could not create all seven of those points, you'd have to conclude that there was a blown call .

And if there was a blown call, then by definition, there had to be a conspiracy.
 
2012-10-07 12:42:40 PM

4NSpy: Checking in from Russia.


I believe I found a picture of your vacation recently...

img36.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-07 12:42:44 PM

star_topology: That was a good interview. BUT HE'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT!?



what was that palaver about "creating jobs and growing the economy"? Is he explaining the blown call or running for President?
 
2012-10-07 12:42:51 PM

4NSpy: Checking in from Russia.

The hotel I'm at has free beers until 9pm, which is 20 mins from now.


That sound you just heard was thousands of Farkers booking flights to Russia.
 
2012-10-07 12:43:37 PM
I'm here for 4NSpy picks.

I like ATL -3
SD +3.5
 
2012-10-07 12:44:50 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-07 12:45:13 PM
Harv gave our team a vote of confidence, so we're good.

/seriously, we need to win
 
2012-10-07 12:45:35 PM
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mikaloyd: The Hopi root for Peytonn Manninngs forehead?

 
2012-10-07 12:46:04 PM
I'd just like to give a big fark you to the person who decided that Carolina home games should EVER happen in the 4pm slot. There's no farking reason this game couldn't be at 1pm so that it wouldn't conflict with the NE-DEN game.
 
2012-10-07 12:46:08 PM
CBS would have 3 hour pregame coverage of Manning/Brady if they didn't have to show the early games.
 
2012-10-07 12:46:18 PM

4NSpy: Checking in from Russia.


*soviet russia joke goes here*
 
2012-10-07 12:46:25 PM

4NSpy: Checking in from Russia.

The hotel I'm at has free beers until 9pm, which is 20 mins from now. Trying to front load this evening before passing out from jet lag. Not sure how much football ill get to see

Steelers -3
Saints -3
Bills +10


One of us is going to be broke by tomorrow morning. I have the exact opposites.
 
2012-10-07 12:47:29 PM
hotnewshome.com

Philadelphia City is the Best Pennsylvania City!
 
2012-10-07 12:47:35 PM

UNC_Samurai: I'd just like to give a big fark you to the person who decided that Carolina home games should EVER happen in the 4pm slot. There's no farking reason this game couldn't be at 1pm so that it wouldn't conflict with the NE-DEN game.


How about so Seattle doesn't have to watch football at 10 in the morning.
 
2012-10-07 12:47:36 PM
Id like to see Manning and Brady face off.On the 50 yard line. Manning would kick that Justin Beiber lookalike's ass all the way back to whatever girls school Brady came from.
 
2012-10-07 12:49:04 PM

WhyteRaven74: 4NSpy: Checking in from Russia.

*soviet russia joke goes here*


Are those still filtered out?
 
2012-10-07 12:49:23 PM

mikaloyd: Id like to see Manning and Brady face off.On the 50 yard line. Manning would kick that Justin Beiber lookalike's ass all the way back to whatever girls school Brady came from.




Maybe they could have a homoerotic Oreo Lick-Off contest.
 
2012-10-07 12:50:35 PM

VvonderJesus: UNC_Samurai: I'd just like to give a big fark you to the person who decided that Carolina home games should EVER happen in the 4pm slot. There's no farking reason this game couldn't be at 1pm so that it wouldn't conflict with the NE-DEN game.

How about so Seattle doesn't have to watch football at 10 in the morning.


That's part of the challenge of coming east.

But it's not just against SEA. They pull that shiat with in-division games, too.

/speaking of shiat, there's Rob Riggle again
 
2012-10-07 12:50:54 PM

rickythepenguin: mikaloyd: Id like to see Manning and Brady face off.On the 50 yard line. Manning would kick that Justin Beiber lookalike's ass all the way back to whatever girls school Brady came from.



Maybe they could have a homoerotic Oreo Lick-Off contest.


I aint clickin no RTP homoerotic link
 
2012-10-07 12:50:59 PM
I'm an armpit man.
 
2012-10-07 12:50:59 PM
anybody got a link for PHI/PIT online?
 
2012-10-07 12:51:03 PM
If someone could come over and scoop this cough out of my chest before the Bears game, that would be fabulous.
 
2012-10-07 12:51:03 PM
Pick one. Should I start:

Mike Wallace v. PHI
Demaryius Thomas v. NE
Reggie Wayne v. GB
 
2012-10-07 12:51:10 PM
Riggle, just burn your Chefs jersey already.
 
2012-10-07 12:51:45 PM
Pregame talk in Cleveland is that Banner will be brought in to replace Holmgren as team president. The Browns ill then go chase some old semi-retired retread coach working on TV.

Jesus, the Browns will always be a mess.
 
2012-10-07 12:51:51 PM
Okay, Strahan in a dress was kinda funny.
 
2012-10-07 12:52:24 PM

mikaloyd: I aint clickin no RTP homoerotic link



it is the Peyton vs Eli oreo lick off, dummy.

I can't believe that even got off the dry erase board, much less onto the airwaves.

coem on man. Come on.

GEE NOTHING SUGGESTIVE THERE.
 
2012-10-07 12:52:32 PM

Boxcutta: Pick one. Should I start:

Mike Wallace v. PHI
Demaryius Thomas v. NE
Reggie Wayne v. GB


60 Minutes vs the Iggles.
 
2012-10-07 12:52:47 PM
 
2012-10-07 12:53:47 PM

Troy McClure: Pregame talk in Cleveland is that Banner will be brought in to replace Holmgren as team president.


Don't make him angry. You...wouldn't like him when he's angry.
 
2012-10-07 12:54:03 PM

mikaloyd: http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/145566/1/watch-philadelphia-eagles-v s- pittsburgh-steelers.html


A tip o' me hat to you, kind sir
 
2012-10-07 12:54:24 PM

vegaswench: Okay, Strahan in a dress was kinda funny.



the dress was all kinds of wrong for him, girlfriend. the ruching was not flattering to his figure and i though for his body shape, a nice pencil dress would be better. and those heels? he wasn't foolin nobody with that sashay in his step. Mary Strahan has some sugar in his coffee from what I heard. But you didn't hear that from me.
 
2012-10-07 12:54:38 PM
So...my father invited me over his place to watch the game. When I get there, he is not.

Y I BE TROLLED
 
2012-10-07 12:54:57 PM

vegaswench: Okay, Strahan in a dress was kinda funny.


Talladega

What are your thoughts?
 
2012-10-07 12:55:46 PM

4NSpy: Are those still filtered out?


Judging by what I just posted, yep
 
2012-10-07 12:55:49 PM
Riggle looked oddly right as a lost Ryan brother.
 
2012-10-07 12:55:58 PM

rickythepenguin: vegaswench: Okay, Strahan in a dress was kinda funny.


the dress was all kinds of wrong for him, girlfriend. the ruching was not flattering to his figure and i though for his body shape, a nice pencil dress would be better. and those heels? he wasn't foolin nobody with that sashay in his step. Mary Strahan has some sugar in his coffee from what I heard. But you didn't hear that from me.


You crack me up.
 
2012-10-07 12:56:11 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I get Joe Buck, FARK!
 
2012-10-07 12:56:13 PM
rickythepenguin
Steelers are huge up in Navajo. it's bizarre.

A quick Google indicates that there are a lot of steelworkers in Arizona... I guess that's something.
 
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