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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old cutie: "My addiction to Big Macs almost made me infertile" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 97
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2012-10-07 01:14:10 AM
Well, at least she's British cute.
 
2012-10-07 01:28:48 AM
Must be the special sauce
 
2012-10-07 01:48:45 AM
That's a whole lotta face.
 
2012-10-07 02:31:35 AM
Subby forgot how Fark headlines work.
Sun + Cutie = KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
 
2012-10-07 06:43:38 AM
Eh... you'd still cover her all-beef patties with your special sauce, pickles, lettuce, onions, and dive between her sesame seed buns.
 
2012-10-07 06:50:04 AM
Girl pigs out; girl gets fat. Girl loses weight. The Sun is there.
 
2012-10-07 07:57:02 AM
I suppose being morbidly obese to the point where sex is impossible is one form of infertility... I guess...
 
2012-10-07 08:51:46 AM
Almost?

Come on Darwin, step up your game
 
2012-10-07 08:53:02 AM
Clown birth control.
 
2012-10-07 08:54:24 AM

skinink: Clown birth control.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-07 08:56:40 AM
My addiction to Big Macs almost made me infertile

You're stuffing them in the wrong orifice.
 
2012-10-07 08:57:49 AM

FirstNationalBastard: skinink: Clown birth control.


So much for a half hour nap before work.
 
2012-10-07 09:01:24 AM
I recently explained to my girlfriend what a fivehead is.

/i got that look
//i think secretly she thought it was funny
 
2012-10-07 09:02:20 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: My addiction to Big Macs almost made me infertile

You're stuffing them in the wrong orifice.


That is one solid post. No need to try and outdo this one.
 
2012-10-07 09:05:13 AM
I'd stick it between her three buns.
 
2012-10-07 09:07:42 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-07 09:09:29 AM
I'd taste her wilted shreds of iceberg lettuce.
 
2012-10-07 09:10:54 AM
Ya know, compared to the "before" Photos She is quite attractive.
\she needs a new hairstyle for that five head though.
 
2012-10-07 09:11:41 AM

SilentStrider: Well, at least she's British cute.


that was exactly my thought upon opening the "article". she's british CUTE...not even british HOT, but CUTE. meh, i've done worse while sober.
 
2012-10-07 09:14:10 AM
So she is admitting to stealing? I used to work at a McDs, and unless it's different there for some reason, your meal allowance you only get a normal meal; not whatever you want on every break.
/ Food is actually decent when you can go to the kitchen and cook it yourself how you like it!
 
2012-10-07 09:14:43 AM
Unfortunately, this issue is just in remission.
She'll always be a fat girl with fat girl issues.
This has absolutely nothing to do with physical appearance.

/I know this from first-hand experience of being involved with women like her.
 
2012-10-07 09:15:48 AM
So Big Macs really had nothing to do with it, the fact that she was eating 4000 calories a day is what made her overweight.
 
2012-10-07 09:19:03 AM

MasterAdkins: So Big Macs really had nothing to do with it, the fact that she was eating 4000 calories a day is what made her overweight.


it was the special sauce that did her in. Ronald's special birth control recipe.
 
2012-10-07 09:20:09 AM

oukewldave: So she is admitting to stealing? I used to work at a McDs, and unless it's different there for some reason, your meal allowance you only get a normal meal; not whatever you want on every break.
/ Food is actually decent when you can go to the kitchen and cook it yourself how you like it!


I'd have to agree. I've had fast food (excluding pies you buy for lunch) only once in the past 6 months. The fast food here lately just doesn't taste as good anymore, or so good that i'd spend money on it.
 
2012-10-07 09:24:09 AM

oukewldave: So she is admitting to stealing? I used to work at a McDs, and unless it's different there for some reason, your meal allowance you only get a normal meal; not whatever you want on every break.
/ Food is actually decent when you can go to the kitchen and cook it yourself how you like it!


That was the one advantage of working at Burger King in high school. Used to make triple Whoppers with all the trimmings and such for my breaks.

(I was skinny and wanted to gain weight to play football...didn't work) 

/almost clicked on the link
//almost...
 
2012-10-07 09:24:17 AM
Kill the corn lobby, end subsidies. This will all sort itself out.
 
2012-10-07 09:24:49 AM
She looks like the singer of Chumbawamba.

That or a fattier/uglier Bridget Fonda.
 
2012-10-07 09:28:38 AM
I was thinking, "Not really cute", then I saw her before pictures, and I thought, "Yeah she kind of is".
 
2012-10-07 09:29:25 AM

Gleeman: oukewldave: So she is admitting to stealing? I used to work at a McDs, and unless it's different there for some reason, your meal allowance you only get a normal meal; not whatever you want on every break.
/ Food is actually decent when you can go to the kitchen and cook it yourself how you like it!

That was the one advantage of working at Burger King in high school. Used to make triple Whoppers with all the trimmings and such for my breaks.

(I was skinny and wanted to gain weight to play football...didn't work) 

/almost clicked on the link
//almost...


bk i worked at right after high school was not a 24 hr place. i ended up working as the "porter" overnight. full-time, so i was there from right before they closed at night till about an hour or 2 after they opened, cleaning the cooking machines, mopping the floors, changing out old grease, etc. most 8 hour nights i had about 3 hours of actual work to get done, so the rest of my time was spent listening to music, talking on the phone or even thru the glass at the drive-thru to my friends (alarm was on, i couldn't open windows/doors

i'd always leave just enough cooking equipment going to cook a huge dinner, and then before leaving in the morning i'd make a 2 egg, double meat croissanwich and a big bag of those "hashbrowns" that were really just little flat tater tots. being that everything i ate was custom made fresh by me, it was much tastier than usual.
 
2012-10-07 09:31:47 AM

austin_millbarge: I recently explained to my girlfriend what a fivehead is.

/i got that look
//i think secretly she thought it was funny


I'm laying in bed next to my gf. Explained to her what a fivehead is.

/got the same look
//she has no humor bone and doesn't know what is funny or not
///why am I here again?
 
2012-10-07 09:34:04 AM
Forget her 'fivehead'...what about her flappy excessed skin hanging from her 'triceps' and breastceps?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-07 09:37:45 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-07 09:40:14 AM
Id give her my whopper
 
2012-10-07 09:41:24 AM
What? No Big Mac yet?
i.imgur.com 

/couldn't find one w/o the banner
//didn't really look too hard
 
2012-10-07 09:42:20 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Unfortunately, this issue is just in remission.
She'll always be a fat girl with fat girl issues.
This has absolutely nothing to do with physical appearance.

/I know this from first-hand experience of being involved with women like her.


there is a special self loathing that comes with being overweight. "issues" pegs it pretty well. IMHO any behavior taken to the extreme is indicative of an underlying situation that is not being addressed. people who have to run several miles a week are just cursed (blessed) with a more socially acceptable mental illness.
 
2012-10-07 09:43:00 AM

GungFu: Forget her 'fivehead'...what about her flappy excessed skin hanging from her 'triceps' and breastceps?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 636x394]


Please for the love of God, tell me that is a photoshop.
 
2012-10-07 09:44:41 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Unfortunately, this issue is just in remission.
She'll always be a fat girl with fat girl issues.
This has absolutely nothing to do with physical appearance.

/I know this from first-hand experience of being involved with women like her.


Well, some people could interpret this as "she can suck a mean dick." And look how much space you have to aim at with the money shot! That fivehead is like a wall begging for a mural.

/former fatty enthusiast
 
2012-10-07 09:45:45 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: HotIgneous Intruder: Unfortunately, this issue is just in remission.
She'll always be a fat girl with fat girl issues.
This has absolutely nothing to do with physical appearance.

/I know this from first-hand experience of being involved with women like her.

Well, some people could interpret this as "she can suck a mean dick." And look how much space you have to aim at with the money shot! That fivehead is like a wall begging for a mural.

/former fatty enthusiast


You mean fatishist.
 
2012-10-07 09:45:55 AM
Thank you subby! I was pleasantly surprised.
 
2012-10-07 09:45:58 AM

GungFu: Forget her 'fivehead'...what about her flappy excessed skin hanging from her 'triceps' and breastceps?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 636x394]


OMG MY F***ING EYES!!!!!!

/need eyebleach now!
 
2012-10-07 09:46:03 AM

Smoking GNU: oukewldave: So she is admitting to stealing? I used to work at a McDs, and unless it's different there for some reason, your meal allowance you only get a normal meal; not whatever you want on every break.
/ Food is actually decent when you can go to the kitchen and cook it yourself how you like it!

I'd have to agree. I've had fast food (excluding pies you buy for lunch) only once in the past 6 months. The fast food here lately just doesn't taste as good anymore, or so good that i'd spend money on it.


I agree. I had BK fries for the first time in maybe years the other day and they were blech.
Its just bland and nasty.
 
2012-10-07 09:48:29 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Smoking GNU: oukewldave: So she is admitting to stealing? I used to work at a McDs, and unless it's different there for some reason, your meal allowance you only get a normal meal; not whatever you want on every break.
/ Food is actually decent when you can go to the kitchen and cook it yourself how you like it!

I'd have to agree. I've had fast food (excluding pies you buy for lunch) only once in the past 6 months. The fast food here lately just doesn't taste as good anymore, or so good that i'd spend money on it.

I agree. I had BK fries for the first time in maybe years the other day and they were blech.
Its just bland and nasty.


I'll only go to a fast food joint if there are no other options. I think we have far too many fast-food establishments as they are.

I mean do we really need a McDonald's or Burger King on every street corner?
 
2012-10-07 09:48:38 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: HotIgneous Intruder: Unfortunately, this issue is just in remission.
She'll always be a fat girl with fat girl issues.
This has absolutely nothing to do with physical appearance.

/I know this from first-hand experience of being involved with women like her.

Well, some people could interpret this as "she can suck a mean dick." And look how much space you have to aim at with the money shot! That fivehead is like a wall begging for a mural.

/former fatty enthusiast


My experience was mainly dating former fat women/girls.
They're always that, and it has an debilitating effect on their self esteems.

/Sex acts are not even a factor.
 
2012-10-07 09:48:50 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: HotIgneous Intruder: Unfortunately, this issue is just in remission.
She'll always be a fat girl with fat girl issues.
This has absolutely nothing to do with physical appearance.

/I know this from first-hand experience of being involved with women like her.

Well, some people could interpret this as "she can suck a mean dick." And look how much space you have to aim at with the money shot! That fivehead is like a wall begging for a mural.

/former fatty enthusiast

You mean fatishist.


Heh. Never heard that one before. I like it.
 
2012-10-07 09:51:34 AM
are there any pictures of her after she lost weight, or before she gained it?
 
2012-10-07 09:52:30 AM
bungle_jrbeing that everything i ate was custom made fresh by me, it was much tastier than usual.

It was still made at a factory with 100 "ingredients" that didn't exist a century ago. It was still shipped and stored in a freezer box for months prior to your preparation.

so... custom-made? yes.
fresh? sadly it'd be the same level of "fresh" a few years later.
 
2012-10-07 09:53:16 AM
^^ no glasses, no coffee. can't read html
 
2012-10-07 10:11:07 AM
Size 10 by who's vanity size chart? This chick's a 14. Based on those beefy arms, she'll be up to 16 stone by the age of 30. Obesity shuts down ovulation because the body is smarter than the mouth. This is very common. Many obese women do not have periods and this puts them a much higher risk of uterine cancer, since the uterine lining is not regularly sloughed off.
 
2012-10-07 10:12:55 AM

FirstNationalBastard: skinink: Clown birth control.

[i.imgur.com image 461x400]


FU
 
2012-10-07 10:14:40 AM
Headline troll is acceptable. This broad is haggard.
 
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