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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   Humans and dinosaurs walking together. Extraterrestrials killing off the dinosaurs. Interdimensional "repitilian" aliens. Kirk fighting the Gorn. This link has it all   (agoracosmopolitan.com) divider line 13
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2012-10-07 02:39:39 PM
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LewDux: "In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam"

So it must be true


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2012-10-07 01:26:52 PM
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Great Porn Dragon: Yes, we have dinosaurs that ARE pretty much right on the "figuring out how to bang the rocks together" stage--we call them various species of crows, and they've already shown they can make tools to get grubs and may have a primitive "bird language" of sorts. The main thing that keeps them from being on the level of capuchin monkeys or chimpanzees with actually banging said rocks together is the general lack of thumbs and needing to use th ...


^^This. Parrots and corvids are crazy smart... all they need are hands and we would be in trouble.

/Imagine the hell that a social, highly intelligent, flocking flying monkey could get into in our present day world
2012-10-07 01:26:49 PM
1 votes:

Sinister 161: This is a joke right. Right?


Not a joke. Some people believe odd things like this. Like voting for the lesser of two evils. Crazy shiat to us, but not to the 'true believers'.

/I for one welcome our new reptilians-disguised-as-party-nominee overlords. Will vote early, often and reptilian.
2012-10-07 12:53:31 PM
1 votes:
My sister is one of those fundamentalist baptists that literally believe the Noah story. Try to make any sort of comment about how ridiculous it is and she will (no joke) cover her ears and hum church songs until you stop. Lucky for me she just moved out of state. WAY out of state.

So yeah, people believe weird shiat and this is NOT surprising. Knew a guy in the Army that insisted that everything in News of the World was true because otherwise, the Government wouldn't let them print it.
2012-10-07 12:07:12 PM
1 votes:
Wasn't this an episode of Doctor Who?
2012-10-07 11:39:52 AM
1 votes:

LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".


The "thread is over" meme here on Fark is a compliment to someone who posts a particularly funny, witty, surprising, ironic etc. response to the thread topic especially if said post is among the very Weenerss. A different way to say, "That was a funny post. I salute you ."

It is not to be taken literally.

You may continue to participate in the thread as you see fit - in your case by insulting the author of a post you completely did not understand.

/
2012-10-07 11:09:56 AM
1 votes:

dpzum1: That must be impossible...because that guy who made that huge boat and put two of every species in it to survive a flood and repopulate the planet would have certainly written about alien-like reptilians. And all Christians KNOW that this man existed and that really happened.
It's written in a book, right?
It must be true.

There can be NO OTHER possibilities in regards to human and Earth history other than what we're told RIGHT NOW.

Right?

(I'm SO glad I don't let the authoritarianism of this "society" stop me from asking questions about what I HAVEN"T EXPERIENCED FOR MYSELF).


Question everything but believe nothing you are told.
2012-10-07 10:13:24 AM
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Obama4Life: SquiggsIN: Obama4Life: justtray: LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."

Speaking of which, why do creationists think the earth is only 6000 years old, when we fossils that are well over 100 million years old?

science bad, bible good.

there you go, that pretty much sums up creationists perspectives on everything.

Or since there are no mention of cave-people or dinosaurs mentioned in the Bible, they must not have existed, at all

dinosaur bones were placed there to test your faith in God. He's a prankster like that.


The funny thing is people actually believe that. Just like they believe that UFOs or anything else that cannot be explained, is from the devil

OMG... I can't explain it, therefore it must be of satanic origin.
2012-10-07 09:15:28 AM
1 votes:
I live between Big Butter Jesus v2.0 and The Creation "Museum".

I tried to read the article... But all my eyes saw were "SSDD SSDD 'SSDD "SSDD SSDD" SSDD.

So... yeah. Thats about all I've got.
2012-10-07 08:50:19 AM
1 votes:

LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".


And I picture you with a Cowboy hat on, a bottle of beer in one hand, and a rifle in the other

Aren't stereotypes fun?
2012-10-07 08:35:03 AM
1 votes:

Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights


What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".
2012-10-07 08:29:34 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: The interview further suggested that a sentient reptilian-like entity evolved from the remaining decimated dinosaur population, and that allegedly still lives on Earth, and that it operates some UFOs.

This is straight from a Star Trek Voyager episode. No, seriously.

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2012-10-07 08:24:16 AM
1 votes:
Article rings false... lots of subtle inconsistencies such as, "The alien in the alleged interview indicated that they are not Extraterrestrial because they descended from the dinosaurs on Earth. The reason for this destruction was not a natural disaster -- an asteroid impact as your scientists believe falsely -- but a war between two enemy groups that took place mainly in the orbit and high atmosphere of your planet."

Okay, so if you're not an ET, then why are you saying "your planet" instead of "our planet"?
 
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