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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   Humans and dinosaurs walking together. Extraterrestrials killing off the dinosaurs. Interdimensional "repitilian" aliens. Kirk fighting the Gorn. This link has it all   (agoracosmopolitan.com) divider line 67
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2012-10-07 12:55:34 PM

stevenbdjr: FTFA: The interview further suggested that a sentient reptilian-like entity evolved from the remaining decimated dinosaur population, and that allegedly still lives on Earth, and that it operates some UFOs.

This is straight from a Star Trek Voyager episode. No, seriously.

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Yup, was about to mention this--pretty much this is what happens when the ST:V "space dinosauroid" ep has freaky babies with the whole David Icke "Lizard People" insanity (and maybe, just maybe, Iced Earth's two concept albums about Setians having their homeworld of Earth invaded by humans :D)

And Crazy Guy still fails biology forever; we now know that both clades of dinosaurs (and at least one non-dinosaurian clade of archosaurs) had various sorts of feathers (ranging from dinoquills in ornithischians (heterodonts and ceratopsians, would be plausible in hadrosaurs except we've not found any THAT tiny yet) to dinofuzz (a fair number of earlier theropods) to full-out volant flight feathers (deinonychosaurs including dromaeosaurs and troodontids, oviraptorids, and the one existing clade of neotheropods we know as "birds"). :D

At most "alien", a sentient hadrosauroid (or more properly, a sentient ornithischian that evolved from something teeny) would look kind of like some descriptions of chupacabras (especially the way this guy describes them, which is...shall we say...less evolutionarily plausible); a more plausible "planet of the dinosaurs" would have the crows figuring out how to make REALLY advanced tools. :D (Yes, we have dinosaurs that ARE pretty much right on the "figuring out how to bang the rocks together" stage--we call them various species of crows, and they've already shown they can make tools to get grubs and may have a primitive "bird language" of sorts. The main thing that keeps them from being on the level of capuchin monkeys or chimpanzees with actually banging said rocks together is the general lack of thumbs and needing to use the bill as the tool-making and tool-holding bit :D)
 
2012-10-07 01:26:49 PM

Sinister 161: This is a joke right. Right?


Not a joke. Some people believe odd things like this. Like voting for the lesser of two evils. Crazy shiat to us, but not to the 'true believers'.

/I for one welcome our new reptilians-disguised-as-party-nominee overlords. Will vote early, often and reptilian.
 
2012-10-07 01:26:52 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Yes, we have dinosaurs that ARE pretty much right on the "figuring out how to bang the rocks together" stage--we call them various species of crows, and they've already shown they can make tools to get grubs and may have a primitive "bird language" of sorts. The main thing that keeps them from being on the level of capuchin monkeys or chimpanzees with actually banging said rocks together is the general lack of thumbs and needing to use th ...


^^This. Parrots and corvids are crazy smart... all they need are hands and we would be in trouble.

/Imagine the hell that a social, highly intelligent, flocking flying monkey could get into in our present day world
 
2012-10-07 01:34:58 PM

Xploder: My sister is one of those fundamentalist baptists that literally believe the Noah story. Try to make any sort of comment about how ridiculous it is and she will (no joke) cover her ears and hum church songs until you stop. Lucky for me she just moved out of state. WAY out of state.

So yeah, people believe weird shiat and this is NOT surprising. Knew a guy in the Army that insisted that everything in News of the World was true because otherwise, the Government wouldn't let them print it.


So does she believe there will literally be a red dragon flying around, during the final days? After all, Revelations says so.
 
2012-10-07 01:55:00 PM
Was this translated from another language? One that's trying to dump an excess of commas on us?
 
2012-10-07 02:22:09 PM
How many Mormon threads are we going to have today?
 
2012-10-07 02:28:00 PM
The dinosaurs were killed by all the extra commas in that article.
 
2012-10-07 02:34:30 PM
I thought that Douglas Adams already explained the origin of man as the Ark B folks.
 
2012-10-07 02:39:28 PM
I just skimmed this so I could be wrong but did anyone else notice a particular lack of Doctor Who references?
 
2012-10-07 02:39:39 PM

LewDux: "In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam"

So it must be true


www.wallpaperpimper.com
 
2012-10-07 03:39:54 PM
"Humans and dinosaurs walking together. Extraterrestrials killing off the dinosaurs. Interdimensional "repitilian" aliens. Kirk fighting the Gorn."

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
 
2012-10-07 03:42:38 PM
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2012-10-07 03:56:06 PM
The internet was invented just so that we could have this made available to us.

Seriously. It's all been leading up to this.

We can shut the whole thing down now; it's served its purpose.
 
2012-10-07 05:51:50 PM
When I forget something, I, always, blame it, on my human consciousness as a result of time-space continuum manipulations.
 
2012-10-07 07:45:11 PM

Obama4Life: Xploder: My sister is one of those fundamentalist baptists that literally believe the Noah story. Try to make any sort of comment about how ridiculous it is and she will (no joke) cover her ears and hum church songs until you stop. Lucky for me she just moved out of state. WAY out of state.

So yeah, people believe weird shiat and this is NOT surprising. Knew a guy in the Army that insisted that everything in News of the World was true because otherwise, the Government wouldn't let them print it.

So does she believe there will literally be a red dragon flying around, during the final days? After all, Revelations says so.


Who the hell knows? I refuse to even try and talk to her any more.
 
2012-10-07 08:26:11 PM

Deep Contact: When I forget something, I, always, blame it, on my human consciousness as a result of time-space continuum manipulations.


I read, that, in Wolf...BLITzers, voice.
 
2012-10-08 09:53:23 AM

spelletrader: Wasn't this an episode of Doctor Who?


scyfilove.com

Yup. 

/more or less
//hotlink'd
 
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