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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   Humans and dinosaurs walking together. Extraterrestrials killing off the dinosaurs. Interdimensional "repitilian" aliens. Kirk fighting the Gorn. This link has it all   (agoracosmopolitan.com) divider line 64
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2012-10-07 07:54:30 AM  
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


/got nothing
 
2012-10-07 07:56:03 AM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-10-07 07:56:28 AM  
whatthefarkamireading.jpeg
 
2012-10-07 07:56:50 AM  

swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights
 
2012-10-07 07:58:03 AM  
This is a joke right. Right?
 
2012-10-07 07:58:57 AM  
Sounds like the plot of a paperback science fiction book written in the early seventies. All he needs to do is add time travel and a sexy damsel in distress.
 
2012-10-07 08:03:14 AM  
I feel like I've seen this one on MST3K...
 
2012-10-07 08:13:36 AM  
"In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam"

So it must be true
 
2012-10-07 08:18:59 AM  
I love how the first couple of paragraphs are made up of almost nothing but "quotations".... wtf is my tinfoil hat, anyways?
 
2012-10-07 08:24:16 AM  
Article rings false... lots of subtle inconsistencies such as, "The alien in the alleged interview indicated that they are not Extraterrestrial because they descended from the dinosaurs on Earth. The reason for this destruction was not a natural disaster -- an asteroid impact as your scientists believe falsely -- but a war between two enemy groups that took place mainly in the orbit and high atmosphere of your planet."

Okay, so if you're not an ET, then why are you saying "your planet" instead of "our planet"?
 
2012-10-07 08:29:34 AM  
FTFA: The interview further suggested that a sentient reptilian-like entity evolved from the remaining decimated dinosaur population, and that allegedly still lives on Earth, and that it operates some UFOs.

This is straight from a Star Trek Voyager episode. No, seriously.

img.trekmovie.com
 
2012-10-07 08:29:35 AM  
Could the extraterrestrials, please, kill off, all those extra commas this guy keeps sticking in there, so that I can read past, possibly beyond, the first two paragraphs, without getting annoyed? Not that I really cared about reading any further, anyway.
 
2012-10-07 08:30:38 AM  
See? Already been done. Move along, move along... 

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2012-10-07 08:30:43 AM  
theoccultsection.com
 
2012-10-07 08:32:02 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-07 08:32:35 AM  

catusr: Sounds like the plot of a paperback science fiction book written in the early seventies. All he needs to do is add time travel and a sexy damsel in distress.


Slap a fancy name on it, get Tom Cruise involved, and you got a multi million dollar religion.
 
2012-10-07 08:35:03 AM  

Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights


What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".
 
2012-10-07 08:41:52 AM  
mediamikes.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-07 08:41:57 AM  
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2012-10-07 08:47:23 AM  
Wasn't this the plot of the super Mario brothers movie?
 
2012-10-07 08:48:43 AM  
I had this great picture of Garth in my head saying "and then...." with every paragraph.
 
2012-10-07 08:50:19 AM  

LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".


And I picture you with a Cowboy hat on, a bottle of beer in one hand, and a rifle in the other

Aren't stereotypes fun?
 
2012-10-07 08:51:24 AM  
"Wow", there were an "awful lot" of "quotation marks" in that "article".
 
2012-10-07 09:07:16 AM  
Someone is off their meds, I see.

Or should be prescribed some.

One or the other.
 
2012-10-07 09:07:33 AM  

Obama4Life: LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And I picture you with a Cowboy hat on, a bottle of beer in one hand, and a rifle in the other

Aren't stereotypes fun?


INTERNET FIGHT!
 
2012-10-07 09:10:04 AM  
I'm not sure which is crazier this or the birther muslim fema death camps nonsense.
 
2012-10-07 09:15:28 AM  
I live between Big Butter Jesus v2.0 and The Creation "Museum".

I tried to read the article... But all my eyes saw were "SSDD SSDD 'SSDD "SSDD SSDD" SSDD.

So... yeah. Thats about all I've got.
 
2012-10-07 09:17:03 AM  
zombierobots.net
 
2012-10-07 09:33:02 AM  

LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".


And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."
 
2012-10-07 09:35:33 AM  

justtray: LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."


Speaking of which, why do creationists think the earth is only 6000 years old, when we fossils that are well over 100 million years old?
 
2012-10-07 10:00:15 AM  
We should elect this guy to Congress, so the Republicans can appoint him to the Science Committee.
 
2012-10-07 10:03:36 AM  

SquiggsIN: Obama4Life: justtray: LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."

Speaking of which, why do creationists think the earth is only 6000 years old, when we fossils that are well over 100 million years old?

science bad, bible good.

there you go, that pretty much sums up creationists perspectives on everything.


Or since there are no mention of cave-people or dinosaurs mentioned in the Bible, they must not have existed, at all
 
2012-10-07 10:09:22 AM  

justtray: LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."


I have no idea why you would think I'm a YEC. Is it because I asked for a reason as to why a person would bother to log in only to say something as stupid as "Done in one LOL"? Because I'm not seeing the connection.

/tl;dr version: I'm biatchy because I spend too much time on fark.
 
2012-10-07 10:10:43 AM  
I can't wait for the first person to come through the museum citing this. After all, I just got done with another local that claims she has real life modern "carnosaurs" that live in her backyard, up here in the rockies.
 
2012-10-07 10:13:24 AM  

SquiggsIN: Obama4Life: SquiggsIN: Obama4Life: justtray: LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."

Speaking of which, why do creationists think the earth is only 6000 years old, when we fossils that are well over 100 million years old?

science bad, bible good.

there you go, that pretty much sums up creationists perspectives on everything.

Or since there are no mention of cave-people or dinosaurs mentioned in the Bible, they must not have existed, at all

dinosaur bones were placed there to test your faith in God. He's a prankster like that.


The funny thing is people actually believe that. Just like they believe that UFOs or anything else that cannot be explained, is from the devil

OMG... I can't explain it, therefore it must be of satanic origin.
 
2012-10-07 10:51:36 AM  
That must be impossible...because that guy who made that huge boat and put two of every species in it to survive a flood and repopulate the planet would have certainly written about alien-like reptilians. And all Christians KNOW that this man existed and that really happened.
It's written in a book, right?
It must be true.

There can be NO OTHER possibilities in regards to human and Earth history other than what we're told RIGHT NOW.

Right?

(I'm SO glad I don't let the authoritarianism of this "society" stop me from asking questions about what I HAVEN"T EXPERIENCED FOR MYSELF).
 
2012-10-07 11:05:51 AM  
Wasn't this a Doctor Who episode? If not, I'm sure it will be soon.
 
2012-10-07 11:08:23 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-07 11:09:56 AM  

dpzum1: That must be impossible...because that guy who made that huge boat and put two of every species in it to survive a flood and repopulate the planet would have certainly written about alien-like reptilians. And all Christians KNOW that this man existed and that really happened.
It's written in a book, right?
It must be true.

There can be NO OTHER possibilities in regards to human and Earth history other than what we're told RIGHT NOW.

Right?

(I'm SO glad I don't let the authoritarianism of this "society" stop me from asking questions about what I HAVEN"T EXPERIENCED FOR MYSELF).


Question everything but believe nothing you are told.
 
2012-10-07 11:11:57 AM  
Restores your faith in humanity, eh?
 
2012-10-07 11:39:52 AM  

LDM90: Obama4Life: swamp_of_dumb: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!


And we're done here, folks

/Last person to leave thead, please turn out the lights

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".


The "thread is over" meme here on Fark is a compliment to someone who posts a particularly funny, witty, surprising, ironic etc. response to the thread topic especially if said post is among the very Weenerss. A different way to say, "That was a funny post. I salute you ."

It is not to be taken literally.

You may continue to participate in the thread as you see fit - in your case by insulting the author of a post you completely did not understand.

/
 
2012-10-07 11:58:00 AM  
Suspending disbelief is a chancy business, best kept at the movies.
As soon as you let it loose IRL, the jebus, the DFL or the GOP will get you.
And maybe something else.
 
2012-10-07 11:59:20 AM  
What I want to know us: why can't the humans and the raptors be friends? We've got a whole universe out there to terraform!
 
2012-10-07 12:07:12 PM  
Wasn't this an episode of Doctor Who?
 
2012-10-07 12:30:42 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-07 12:34:41 PM  
Dinosaur Truthers?
 
2012-10-07 12:53:31 PM  
My sister is one of those fundamentalist baptists that literally believe the Noah story. Try to make any sort of comment about how ridiculous it is and she will (no joke) cover her ears and hum church songs until you stop. Lucky for me she just moved out of state. WAY out of state.

So yeah, people believe weird shiat and this is NOT surprising. Knew a guy in the Army that insisted that everything in News of the World was true because otherwise, the Government wouldn't let them print it.
 
2012-10-07 12:55:34 PM  

stevenbdjr: FTFA: The interview further suggested that a sentient reptilian-like entity evolved from the remaining decimated dinosaur population, and that allegedly still lives on Earth, and that it operates some UFOs.

This is straight from a Star Trek Voyager episode. No, seriously.

[img.trekmovie.com image 440x332]


Yup, was about to mention this--pretty much this is what happens when the ST:V "space dinosauroid" ep has freaky babies with the whole David Icke "Lizard People" insanity (and maybe, just maybe, Iced Earth's two concept albums about Setians having their homeworld of Earth invaded by humans :D)

And Crazy Guy still fails biology forever; we now know that both clades of dinosaurs (and at least one non-dinosaurian clade of archosaurs) had various sorts of feathers (ranging from dinoquills in ornithischians (heterodonts and ceratopsians, would be plausible in hadrosaurs except we've not found any THAT tiny yet) to dinofuzz (a fair number of earlier theropods) to full-out volant flight feathers (deinonychosaurs including dromaeosaurs and troodontids, oviraptorids, and the one existing clade of neotheropods we know as "birds"). :D

At most "alien", a sentient hadrosauroid (or more properly, a sentient ornithischian that evolved from something teeny) would look kind of like some descriptions of chupacabras (especially the way this guy describes them, which is...shall we say...less evolutionarily plausible); a more plausible "planet of the dinosaurs" would have the crows figuring out how to make REALLY advanced tools. :D (Yes, we have dinosaurs that ARE pretty much right on the "figuring out how to bang the rocks together" stage--we call them various species of crows, and they've already shown they can make tools to get grubs and may have a primitive "bird language" of sorts. The main thing that keeps them from being on the level of capuchin monkeys or chimpanzees with actually banging said rocks together is the general lack of thumbs and needing to use the bill as the tool-making and tool-holding bit :D)
 
2012-10-07 01:26:49 PM  

Sinister 161: This is a joke right. Right?


Not a joke. Some people believe odd things like this. Like voting for the lesser of two evils. Crazy shiat to us, but not to the 'true believers'.

/I for one welcome our new reptilians-disguised-as-party-nominee overlords. Will vote early, often and reptilian.
 
2012-10-07 01:26:52 PM  

Great Porn Dragon: Yes, we have dinosaurs that ARE pretty much right on the "figuring out how to bang the rocks together" stage--we call them various species of crows, and they've already shown they can make tools to get grubs and may have a primitive "bird language" of sorts. The main thing that keeps them from being on the level of capuchin monkeys or chimpanzees with actually banging said rocks together is the general lack of thumbs and needing to use th ...


^^This. Parrots and corvids are crazy smart... all they need are hands and we would be in trouble.

/Imagine the hell that a social, highly intelligent, flocking flying monkey could get into in our present day world
 
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