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(UPI)   ABC picks up celebrity diving show. Yep you read that right. This will end well   (upi.com) divider line 43
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2012-10-07 12:15:05 AM
Hopefully the American version won't have such travesties as Roseanne doing a belly-flop. Just because the show is doing well in The Netherlands doesn't mean it will do equally well in the U.S.
 
2012-10-07 12:18:51 AM
*adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.
 
2012-10-07 12:22:55 AM
This crap is trash.
 
2012-10-07 12:32:21 AM
 
2012-10-07 12:46:30 AM
Small skimpy bathing suits plus force of water equals ratings success. Nah never happen.
 
2012-10-07 01:41:58 AM

Krymson Tyde: *adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.


Ah yes, I remember excitedly going to the TV and switching the channels for that.

Yes, going to the TV and switching the channel

/it was uphill through snow
//and I liked it!!
 
2012-10-07 01:46:57 AM

Krymson Tyde: *adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.


Damn, I was thinking the same thing. Look at the pic I have all ready in my clipboard:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Never thought the day would come when I would miss that show.
 
2012-10-07 02:28:05 AM
Ahem...

Circus of the Stars
www.hellodere.com
 
2012-10-07 03:25:25 AM
I read that as celebrity dying show and was hoping for some Jersey Shore action.
 
2012-10-07 03:46:15 AM
Well, y'know, with the Vancouver Canucks being locked out and all...
 
2012-10-07 03:51:26 AM
Just push 'em off a bridge and walk away.
 
2012-10-07 04:34:57 AM
Celebrity diving show?

Isn't that normally called "soccer"?
 
2012-10-07 05:29:24 AM
Is it wrong I was hoping for SCUBA diving? I'd love to see some celebrities getting the bends and trying to tweet from inside a hyperbaric chamber. 

/maybe not "love to see", just would find it mildly amusing
 
2012-10-07 06:25:51 AM
In this episode we've swapped the olympic swimming pool with a basketball court!

Let's see if any of them notice... BLINDFOLDED!
 
2012-10-07 06:26:47 AM
Well, Sidney Crosby has to have something to do...
 
2012-10-07 06:31:23 AM
Too bad Rodney Dangerfield isn't with us anymore, to show them how to do the Tripple Lindy.
 
2012-10-07 06:32:26 AM

fusillade762: Krymson Tyde: *adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.

Damn, I was thinking the same thing. Look at the pic I have all ready in my clipboard:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 403x577]

Never thought the day would come when I would miss that show.


Mmmmmm.... Barboobs.
 
2012-10-07 06:54:17 AM
They should get Peter Kay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig8QjT2AF-k

Oh, and TV execs, if you're wondering why we're all playing games on Steam and masturbating to ever more depraved forms of pornography, look in the mirror.
 
2012-10-07 06:58:04 AM
I wonder if they'll cast Julie Bendz...
 
2012-10-07 07:24:08 AM
Seriously? Are you f*cking kidding me? We don't have enough faux reality shows already? This, Ladies and Gentlemen, combined with the f*cking morons who make up the House Science Committee are why we, and our progeny, cannot now, or at the present pace ever, have nice things.

/did I put enough commas in there? I hope so, otherwise it wouldn't make sense.
 
2012-10-07 07:41:51 AM
How about Celebrity Death Match? Forget about the claymation this time and make it real.

It would be win-win: There would be high ratings for the show and only the strongest celebrities survive.
 
2012-10-07 07:44:48 AM

LeroyB: How about Celebrity Death Match? Forget about the claymation this time and make it real.

It would be win-win: There would be high ratings for the show and only the strongest celebrities survive.


But Abe Vigoda would outlast them all!
 
2012-10-07 08:02:28 AM

Krymson Tyde: *adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.


How about Circus of the Stars?
 
2012-10-07 08:29:48 AM
Back in 1985, they ran this one:

Oceanquest.

Former Miss Universe and Baywatch babe - Shawn Weatherly - diving in all sorts of cool and scary situations around the world. It was pretty good.
 
2012-10-07 08:31:29 AM
Oh James Cameron, please come and raise the bar.
 
2012-10-07 09:01:38 AM

fusillade762: Krymson Tyde: *adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.

Damn, I was thinking the same thing. Look at the pic I have all ready in my clipboard:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 403x577]

Never thought the day would come when I would miss that show.


Lynda Carter, boobs, diving.
 
2012-10-07 09:02:13 AM
I hope it's cliff diving. There are only two categories: World Grand Champion and "stuff on a rock".

/norm
 
2012-10-07 09:17:59 AM
I can see potential for entertainment
nbcsportsmedia1.msnbc.com
 
2012-10-07 09:38:26 AM
"ABC picks up celebrity diving show. Yep you read that right. This... This....... This will... This will end w-"
 
2012-10-07 09:49:15 AM

fusillade762: Krymson Tyde: *adjusts onion*
I'd like to see a return of The Battle of the Network Stars.

Damn, I was thinking the same thing. Look at the pic I have all ready in my clipboard:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 403x577]

Never thought the day would come when I would miss that show.


god, look at the rack on adrienne barbeau!
 
2012-10-07 09:55:17 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Lynda Carter, boobs, diving.


damn. i remember those one-piece suits as a kid. no lining. thin. nothing left to the imagination...

img001.lazygirls.info
 
2012-10-07 10:03:22 AM
they hit the bottom of the barrel, went straight through without slowing down and kept going.
 
2012-10-07 10:18:21 AM
I can't stand to watch diving when it's on the Olympics with world class competitors. I can't imagine watching the washed up amateurs doing it.
 
2012-10-07 10:27:48 AM

Eirik: I can't stand to watch diving when it's on the Olympics with world class competitors. I can't imagine watching the washed up amateurs doing it.


More chance of seeing Donny Most taking a header into a high dive board, for starters.
 
2012-10-07 10:58:29 AM
Probably name the show "CANNONBALL!"
 
2012-10-07 11:59:00 AM
This series should dive head first....into a quick cancellation.
 
2012-10-07 01:22:41 PM
As Samuel Johnson said in another context: It 'is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprized to find it done at all.'
 
2012-10-07 02:33:28 PM
Can we drain the pool first.
 
2012-10-07 04:52:29 PM
As long as it's not synchronised diving. WTF is up with that?
 
2012-10-07 05:14:33 PM
Read headline as "Celebrity Driving Show"...

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/I would watch this!
//You would too
 
2012-10-07 05:58:52 PM

WordsnCollision: Read headline as "Celebrity Driving Show"...

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/I would watch this!
//You would too


I would also watch (at least once) a "Celebrities Getting out of Cars" show
www.celebdirtylaundry.com
thewhorereport.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-08 02:12:23 AM
I've already found their first season champion.

i.telegraph.co.uk

"The referee must be careful about Ronaldo's diving, and I will speak with him about it before the game."
-- King Henrik of Larsson
 
2012-10-08 10:06:07 AM

Gordon Bennett: I've already found their first season champion.

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"The referee must be careful about Ronaldo's diving, and I will speak with him about it before the game."
-- King Henrik of Larsson


Hang on there, I would have won but I was fouled...

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