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fusillade762:ZombiesYall: Are Russians really that much less cynical than Americans?
They should be asking for his birth certificate.
He's ex-KGB, no telling when or where he was really born. He could come up with whatever papers he needed even if you locked him in a room with a nothing but a bucket and a light bulb.
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