FARK.com: (7368137) Teen thug busted after crime spree wearing tracking device from previous arrest. Sheriff : "The device wasn't working." Monitoring company : "The device was working perfectly and we called you about his whereabouts twice." Sheriff : **crickets**

		Teen thug busted after crime spree wearing tracking device from previous arrest. Sheriff : "The device wasn't working." Monitoring company : "The device was working perfectly and we called you about his whereabouts twice." Sheriff : crickets (wwltv.com)		9
		More: Fail, ankle monitor, tracking system, Justice Select Committee, uptown, Guidry, Gusman

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batcookie		2012-10-07 03:57:03 AM

3 votes:

It seems obvious to me that what we have here is a failure to communicate.

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bingethinker		2012-10-06 09:33:57 PM

2 votes:

How do you know a cop is lying? His lips are moving.

malaktaus		2012-10-07 10:32:50 AM

1 votes:

bingethinker: How do you know a cop is lying? His lips are moving.

Hey, that's not true at all. Sometimes they lie in writing, on official forms and witness statements and such.

Flragnararch		2012-10-07 02:40:40 AM

1 votes:

KrispyKritter:
recidivist .

bit tinny sort of word...

baronbloodbath		2012-10-07 01:45:16 AM

1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: baronbloodbath: Here's my solution: Break his arms.

It's much harder to commit armed robbery in the future if you have two broken arms.

Only till they heal.

I know, let's chop them off! Then he'll be forced to beg for a living like they do in Islamic countries!

Can you still be convicted of armed robbery if you have no arms?

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TheJoe03		2012-10-07 01:45:00 AM

1 votes:

Damn, you ain't but fourteen nubian?
Fourteen?!
That's a bad muthafarker

/shorty wanna be a thug

Gyrfalcon		2012-10-07 01:36:03 AM

1 votes:

baronbloodbath: Here's my solution: Break his arms.

It's much harder to commit armed robbery in the future if you have two broken arms.

Only till they heal.

I know, let's chop them off! Then he'll be forced to beg for a living like they do in Islamic countries!

KrispyKritter		2012-10-07 01:29:24 AM

1 votes:

kingoomieiii: I wonder why Subby felt the need to throw "thug" in there.

true that. "14 yr old recidivist scumbag" would have been much more catchy.

James F. Campbell		2012-10-07 01:18:59 AM

1 votes:

kingoomieiii: I wonder why Subby felt the need to throw "thug" in there.

It's code for "attractive and successful."

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