Toy_Cop: 38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.
Mr. Ekshun: Well, he has one fish. Now he needs two fish. I highly suggest the Pomatomus saltatrix.
Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.
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