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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Man runs a baited line from his living room couch out a crack in the door, through the yard and into the lake behind his house so he could fish while watching football and ends up catching a large redfish. "My life's work is now done"   (postandcourier.com) divider line 47
    More: Cool, Jason Schall, Daniel Island, Dead Man Running, Lake Mead, Kiawah Island  
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2012-10-07 12:20:45 AM
I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.
 
2012-10-07 12:34:13 AM
www.projectswole.com?
 
2012-10-07 01:49:03 AM
Jason Schall of Daniel Island capped an incredible week of fishing when he caught this red drum

paulschattel.com
 
2012-10-07 03:46:52 AM
Oh man, I wish my grandfather were alive to hear of this.
 
2012-10-07 03:55:45 AM
Trotlines-Я-Fun™
 
2012-10-07 04:29:39 AM

Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.


Trouser trout?
 
2012-10-07 05:52:48 AM
Well, he has one fish. Now he needs two fish. I highly suggest the Pomatomus saltatrix.
 
2012-10-07 05:57:04 AM
38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.
 
2012-10-07 05:57:58 AM
was any duct tape involved?

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Another option may have been to take your livingroom to the fish.

/women find me handy
 
2012-10-07 06:13:39 AM
Ii once caught crabs sitting in my old Saturn with my ex
 
2012-10-07 06:15:00 AM
Garrison Keillor told the story, years ago, of the Lake Woebegone ice fisherman who ran a phone line out to his ice-fishing shanty, then tied a string from his tip-up to the receiver. He would then go to the Sons of Knute Lodge and drink with his buddies, occasionally calling his shanty. If he got a busy signal, he knew he'd caught a fish. Schall must be at least shirt-tail related.
 
2012-10-07 06:22:16 AM
"Casting couch" takes on a new meaning.
 
2012-10-07 06:38:41 AM
What, no Hero tag?!
 
2012-10-07 06:42:01 AM

Toy_Cop: 38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.


I'm jealous..someone told me to get into financial planning long ago. Stupid me..I think you have to have the right personality for that though
 
2012-10-07 06:46:39 AM

Captain Swoop: was any duct tape involved?

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Another option may have been to take your livingroom to the fish.

/women find me handy


There is ALWAYS duct tape involved. Duct tape can fix anything. You might not know it, but the world is held together with duct tape. If it weren't for duct tape,the earth would explode into a giant, stinking ball of puss.
 
2012-10-07 06:55:39 AM

Toy_Cop: 38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.


Really, that's the only thing I took away from this article.

Well, that and his luck seems to be endless. He's simply throwing the line in the water and catching record fish all over the country. Now he has one from his couch.

When I think of people that have such endless luck, I think. "Jerk!"
 
2012-10-07 07:11:51 AM
In the article's pic you can see that the lake isn't that far away. Just saying.
 
2012-10-07 07:15:56 AM
I love the Killjoy in the article's comments section.
 
Skr
2012-10-07 07:17:48 AM
Meh that would kill the fun of fishing for me. Listening to the game on a fuzzy sounding radio would be acceptable. I recall waking up early during foggy mornings and listening to Paul Harvey out on the lake. The wall off fog around cut off the outside world and sound was dampened to a small bubble around the boat. That was an otherworldly great experience, this just sounds a bit lazy.
 
2012-10-07 07:19:32 AM
Congrats Budweiser.

I now can't read about anything this awesome without "real men of genius" playing in my head.

Still hate your beer, but nice work on the ads
 
2012-10-07 07:27:03 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Well, he has one fish. Now he needs two fish. I highly suggest the Pomatomus saltatrix.


wat?

/not a whale biologist.
 
2012-10-07 07:30:14 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Well, he has one fish. Now he needs two fish. I highly suggest the Pomatomus saltatrix.


Blue fish.
 
2012-10-07 07:35:10 AM
Still needs to catch the elusive Mud Shark
 
2012-10-07 07:40:36 AM

AbbeySomeone: Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.

Trouser trout?


That blows.
 
2012-10-07 07:51:52 AM
Headline: man catches fish in living room... good for him! sounds like a cool dude.
Article: retired at 38 ... ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou.
 
2012-10-07 08:01:04 AM

Shadow Blasko: Congrats Budweiser.

I now can't read about anything this awesome without "real men of genius" playing in my head.

Still hate your beer, but nice work on the ads


You should try listening to the many spoofs out there.

"Real fans of genius." And "Voice Actors of genius" (both are damn hilarious, especially when they start making fun of themselves).
 
2012-10-07 08:11:53 AM
This is win on epic levels
 
2012-10-07 08:19:00 AM

Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.


I hope he took the skoal out for you.
 
2012-10-07 08:25:44 AM
I retired at 42, then blew my wad, lost everything. Hitting the reset button and in 3-5 years I'll do it again. I love this country!
 
2012-10-07 08:33:00 AM
Or the girl that went fishing with the entire football team, and came home with big red snapper?
 
2012-10-07 08:34:47 AM

Cataholic: Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.

I hope he took the skoal out for you.


Okay, that was funny.
 
2012-10-07 08:36:10 AM
"A bachelor" - Really, I'm stunned, almost shocked!
 
2012-10-07 08:36:23 AM

Rhombic: Cataholic: Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.

I hope he took the skoal out for you.

Okay, that was funny.


Ha!
 
2012-10-07 08:42:24 AM
Onefish, twofish, bluefish still at large.
 
2012-10-07 09:10:46 AM

Toy_Cop: 38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.


Financial planner.
My now retired financial planner always explained my portfolio this way to me when I asked about my trading losses:

"Well, I made money."

"The brokerage firm made money."


"....two out of three ain't bad!"
 
2012-10-07 10:14:43 AM
Red Drum are salt water fish so how could he catch it in a lake. They also have a large black dot near the end of their tale. This story is totally fabricated. Not even funny or interesting.
 
2012-10-07 10:31:24 AM

Cataholic: Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.

I hope he took the skoal out for you.


LOL
 
2012-10-07 11:18:05 AM

frunjer: Red Drum are salt water fish so how could he catch it in a lake. They also have a large black dot near the end of their tale. This story is totally fabricated. Not even funny or interesting.


He lives on an inlet of the Ashley River. It's a tidal estuary.

That said, it is a bit far fetched.
 
2012-10-07 11:45:04 AM

Captain Swoop: was any duct tape involved?

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Another option may have been to take your livingroom to the fish.

/women find me handy


Keep your stick on the ice, we're all in this together.

/that show was great
 
2012-10-07 11:55:39 AM
Mr. Right
...Lake Woebegone ice fisherman who ran a phone line out to his ice-fishing shanty, then tied a string from his tip-up to the receiver. He would then go to the Sons of Knute Lodge and drink with his buddies, occasionally calling his shanty. If he got a busy signal, he knew he'd caught a fish...

He could have ordered a hoot-n-holler with a canned-air horn so the fish would call him.
 
2012-10-07 12:00:44 PM
What's with Kim Salles? The commenter. LOL
 
2012-10-07 12:24:15 PM
Glad to see he solved his 1 percent problems.

/jealous?
//you betcha
 
2012-10-07 12:58:27 PM
The ONLY way that fish is 45.5 inches long is if the guy holding it is 12 feet tall.
 
2012-10-07 01:39:13 PM

Toy_Cop: 38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.


I read that as "unemployed".
 
2012-10-07 05:54:54 PM

Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.


So you both caught suckers with hunks of bait.

You feat most likely took a lot more skill and planning. Or not.
 
2012-10-08 11:38:30 AM
Neat. What the hell is a redfish?
 
2012-10-09 02:25:49 AM

myrrh: Neat. What the hell is a redfish?


A fish that has a reddish hue
 
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