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(AZ Family)   Woman already in the news for her role in a bestiality case arrested for DUI. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and she's wearing Milkbone panties   (azfamily.com) divider line 74
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2012-10-06 08:57:18 PM
In June, Walker and her husband pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit bestiality.

Awkward.
 
2012-10-06 08:58:54 PM

jimmyego: In June, Walker and her husband pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit bestiality.

Awkward.


I wonder if they agreed to plead guilty to avoid an even more embarrassing charge
 
2012-10-06 09:07:23 PM
"The dog wasn't harmed."
 
2012-10-06 09:53:00 PM

DoctorCal: "The dog wasn't harmed."


In other words, the dog was giving, not receiving.

When it's with a dog, is it doggy style regardless of position?
 
2012-10-06 10:16:22 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com

"Hey, what's happening Norm"?
"Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear".

/obscure?
 
2012-10-06 10:17:28 PM
Sarah Walker? That's one lucky dog.
hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com

/ I'd hit the one in the article too.
 
2012-10-06 10:20:44 PM
"Walker, her husband, and another man were arrested for using Craigslist.com to try to find a dog to use in a sex act."

Well, that's not going to get you anywhere. every time I go to craigslist.com, it just redirects me to craigslist.org.
 
2012-10-06 10:21:15 PM
That's ruff
 
2012-10-06 10:21:47 PM
conspiracy to commit bestiality

When I hear conspiracy, I think of all the carefully wrought plans of Batman's enemies.


When I hear the rest, there's only one conclusion: Joker stepped outta the room for a minute and this guy tried his hand at running an evil empire.

multiplayerblog.mtv.com
 
2012-10-06 10:36:20 PM

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 615x457]

"Hey, what's happening Norm"?
"Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear".

/obscure?


Of course not. That's my favorite episode of Gilligan's Island
 
2012-10-06 10:57:35 PM
She certainly screwed the pooch this time
 
2012-10-06 11:38:33 PM
I'll be in my lab...
 
2012-10-06 11:39:02 PM
Who knew dogs could use Craigslist?
 
2012-10-06 11:39:24 PM
is there something in the water there in Maricopa county?
 
2012-10-06 11:40:23 PM
That's an attention whore extraordinaire.
 
2012-10-06 11:40:33 PM
Any other pics of that chick?
 
2012-10-06 11:41:33 PM
Dead dogs tell no tails.......
 
2012-10-06 11:51:14 PM
Found in her car.

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2012-10-06 11:52:22 PM
Your dog wants a condom.
 
2012-10-06 11:53:23 PM

serial_crusher: Sarah Walker? That's one lucky dog.


/ I'd hit the one in the article too.


There's just something about a girl with a gun. That something's even better when, like Miss Stratahvoski (sp?) above, they look like they have half a clue as to what they're doing.
 
2012-10-06 11:54:14 PM

Lionel Mandrake: calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 615x457]

"Hey, what's happening Norm"?
"Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear".

/obscure?

Of course not. That's my favorite episode of Gilligan's Island


That show stopped being funny when Samantha's love interest Dick York was replaced by Dick Sargent.
 
2012-10-06 11:54:15 PM
Damn. Somewhere out there is a woman who had to resort to Craigslist to find some to let their DOG bang her; and were I to run into her ignorant of this fact I'd hit it.

BRB, going to rethink my entire life.
 
2012-10-06 11:54:17 PM

sgnilward: I'll be in my lab...


One joke that never gets old.
 
2012-10-06 11:56:08 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Wanted for questioning?

Co-conspirator?
 
2012-10-06 11:58:45 PM

Candygram for Mongo: Lionel Mandrake: calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 615x457]

"Hey, what's happening Norm"?
"Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear".

/obscure?

Of course not. That's my favorite episode of Gilligan's Island

That show stopped being funny when Samantha's love interest Dick York was replaced by Dick Sargent.


isn't that the maid from two and a half men?
 
2012-10-06 11:59:08 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: She certainly screwed the pooch this time


No. They caught her before she screwed the pooch!
 
2012-10-07 12:02:22 AM
I told people white people LOVE their dog
/Beware of the single 40 something year old white woman with 3 massive sized dogs she calls her kids
 
2012-10-07 12:03:01 AM
I LMAO from beginning to end
 
2012-10-07 12:03:05 AM
Hey Fark guys (tm).

This woman won't have sex with you, but she'll have sex with a dog.

Think about that one...
 
2012-10-07 12:06:37 AM
Ouch! The wakeboarding headwound looks painful.
 
2012-10-07 12:10:55 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-07 12:11:28 AM
I honestly don't know why this is illegal. It's one thing to fark an animal, that might be painful to the animal and such, but getting farked by an animal just seems like something gross, but on par with eating your own poop or something.

And before someone talks about "informed consent" we don't ask for informed consent before anything else we do to animals, from eating them to giving some of them stupid haircuts or making them wear dumb outfits. Money isn't getting spent on rape kits in some states or towns, but there's money to prosecute some goofball that wants rover to bury his bone?

Get farking serious.
 
2012-10-07 12:11:58 AM
When you have the internet, is anything ever "obscure" or does Google have a finite limit on trivia?
 
2012-10-07 12:15:05 AM
... and they called it pupy love ...
 
2012-10-07 12:17:28 AM

logruszed: I honestly don't know why this is illegal. It's one thing to fark an animal, that might be painful to the animal and such, but getting farked by an animal just seems like something gross, but on par with eating your own poop or something.

And before someone talks about "informed consent" we don't ask for informed consent before anything else we do to animals, from eating them to giving some of them stupid haircuts or making them wear dumb outfits. Money isn't getting spent on rape kits in some states or towns, but there's money to prosecute some goofball that wants rover to bury his bone?

Get farking serious.


If you fall down and a horse sticks his cock up your ass, are you being raped by the horse because you aren't consenting or are you raping the horse because, as an animal, it cannot consent?
 
2012-10-07 12:19:02 AM

Hobodeluxe: is there something in the water there in Maricopa county?


Yes. Hippies.
 
2012-10-07 12:20:15 AM

APE992: logruszed: I honestly don't know why this is illegal. It's one thing to fark an animal, that might be painful to the animal and such, but getting farked by an animal just seems like something gross, but on par with eating your own poop or something.

And before someone talks about "informed consent" we don't ask for informed consent before anything else we do to animals, from eating them to giving some of them stupid haircuts or making them wear dumb outfits. Money isn't getting spent on rape kits in some states or towns, but there's money to prosecute some goofball that wants rover to bury his bone?

Get farking serious.

If you fall down and a horse sticks his cock up your ass, are you being raped by the horse because you aren't consenting or are you raping the horse because, as an animal, it cannot consent?


A paradox, indeed.
 
2012-10-07 12:23:05 AM

APE992: If you fall down and a horse sticks his cock up your ass, are you being raped by the horse because you aren't consenting or are you raping the horse because, as an animal, it cannot consent?


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-07 12:25:00 AM

calbert: "Hey, what's happening Norm"?
"Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear".

/obscure?


Since the headline referenced it I'm going to go with no.
 
Skr
2012-10-07 12:25:07 AM

APE992: logruszed: I honestly don't know why this is illegal. It's one thing to fark an animal, that might be painful to the animal and such, but getting farked by an animal just seems like something gross, but on par with eating your own poop or something.

And before someone talks about "informed consent" we don't ask for informed consent before anything else we do to animals, from eating them to giving some of them stupid haircuts or making them wear dumb outfits. Money isn't getting spent on rape kits in some states or towns, but there's money to prosecute some goofball that wants rover to bury his bone?

Get farking serious.

If you fall down and a horse sticks his cock up your ass, are you being raped by the horse because you aren't consenting or are you raping the horse because, as an animal, it cannot consent?


You'd probably just be dead at that point, same thing with getting anal from a male Dolphin. The hemorrhaging would be fatal.
 
2012-10-07 12:28:12 AM
You conspiracy should really be used for more serious crimes. Just put their names in the local paper and call it punishment enough.
 
2012-10-07 12:28:50 AM
Dammit, I'm drunk.

You know conspiracy should really be used for more serious crimes. Just put their names in the local paper and call it punishment enough.
 
2012-10-07 12:31:02 AM
oi49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-07 12:36:58 AM
dolazy.com
 
2012-10-07 01:01:08 AM

APE992: If you fall down and a horse sticks his cock up your ass, are you being raped by the horse because you aren't consenting or are you raping the horse because, as an animal, it cannot consent?


Aaaaand, my profile just got updated. :p
 
2012-10-07 01:08:42 AM
www.musicnotes.com
 
2012-10-07 01:20:03 AM
That headline made me throw up a little in my mouth. No worries, Subby, I swallowed it back like a good dog.
 
2012-10-07 01:22:02 AM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-10-07 01:28:08 AM
Probably not the best thread to read after 1/2 bottle of stoli's. some of these posts make sense, some don't.

Go figure.
 
2012-10-07 01:53:55 AM
Snausagefest
 
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