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		It appears even the homeless have no trouble picking up hot chicks in Hollywood (dailymail.co.uk)		41
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2012-10-06 07:47:47 PM

Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-10-06 08:08:15 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

whyRpeoplesostupid		2012-10-06 08:12:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing

FriarReb98		2012-10-06 08:49:47 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing

Or the chick sandals. Probably stole them from her just to get the date.

jake_lex		2012-10-06 09:06:50 PM

FriarReb98: whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing

Or the chick sandals. Probably stole them from her just to get the date.

Yeah, what the hell is with those shoes? Are those fashionable (for men) anywhere in the world?

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-10-06 09:35:20 PM

Hollywood douches, they think Range Rovers are status symbols.

mooseyfate		2012-10-06 09:38:45 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Hollywood douches, they think Range Rovers are status symbols.

The treat objects like women, man.

ThisSideofSteinway		2012-10-06 09:42:50 PM

You don't understand - I'm Tom Jayne!

Wayne 985		2012-10-06 09:49:56 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

Let's be honest, that's all it takes.

182		2012-10-06 10:05:52 PM

guilt by association		2012-10-06 10:12:19 PM

He shook her hand... way to put yourself in the friendzone dude.

pion		2012-10-06 10:13:41 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

I mean, he did get Katy Perry's boobs to marry him.

cryinoutloud		2012-10-06 10:25:26 PM

That fellow does not do it for me. I've heard he's funny and smart, but I've only seen pictures of him.

And he's actually better-dressed in these pictures than he usually is.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-10-06 10:38:33 PM

cryinoutloud: That fellow does not do it for me. I've heard he's funny and smart,

Yeah, I heard that, too.

Lies. All lies.

HotWingAgenda		2012-10-06 10:41:34 PM

With a beard and hair like that, I'm amazed he's not arrested every week.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-10-06 10:56:06 PM

ThisSideofSteinway: You don't understand - I'm Tom Jayne!

I just want my kids back

Klippoklondike		2012-10-06 11:00:44 PM

If he walked into the same room as me I'd want to take a shower

Boe		2012-10-06 11:08:37 PM

He always looks like he smells bad

Son of Streak		2012-10-06 11:19:45 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: ThisSideofSteinway: You don't understand - I'm Tom Jayne!

I just want my kids back

Was gonna be all witty and post a pic or screencap or something. You guys stole my thunder.

/Fark you guys...

Marshal805		2012-10-06 11:25:36 PM

Boe: He always looks like he smells bad

He's European, that's pretty much a given.

Teufelaffe		2012-10-07 12:31:14 AM

I'm guessing subby hasn't spent any amount of time in Hollywood or the surrounding areas. It's absolutely crawling with absurdly hot women on the arms of various levels of troglodyte. Who knows, maybe the guys in L.A. all have great personalities and senses of humor, and it has nothing to do with money, fame, or power.

ongbok		2012-10-07 01:07:31 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing

The sad thing is that that outfit he is wearing is probably all designer and probably cost a upwards of $1000. .

RangerTaylor		2012-10-07 01:26:14 AM

Is it wrong that I take satisfaction from the fact that he is driving the base model Range Rover? Hell, if you're gonna spend $80,000, spend $88,000 and get the cooled seats! The wheels are a dead giveaway.

HotWingAgenda		2012-10-07 01:45:24 AM

RangerTaylor: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x826]

Is it wrong that I take satisfaction from the fact that he is driving the base model Range Rover? Hell, if you're gonna spend $80,000, spend $88,000 and get the cooled seats! The wheels are a dead giveaway.

No more wrong than the satisfaction I get from his nuts being crushed inside pants that would've been too tight for his ex-wife.

wildcardjack		2012-10-07 02:11:55 AM

Some day that mane of greasy hair is going to get too close to an open flame and he will forever look like a prop from a Rob Zombie movie.

MrVeach		2012-10-07 02:17:15 AM

He spotted her personality from a mile away

steamingpile		2012-10-07 02:19:42 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

Well hes mildly funny, doesn't seem that smart but the famous and rich with a funny accent will get a lot of dumb women to sleep with you.

marsgwar		2012-10-07 02:47:20 AM

He had the lean look, effortless hair and dressed down manner of a movie star.

Kurmudgeon		2012-10-07 03:02:17 AM

I don't care if he wears 10 cans of hair spray and drives a 4x4 Rolls Royce, I am NOT going to see another movie this twit is in.

Christian Bale		2012-10-07 03:06:38 AM

Kurmudgeon: I don't care if he wears 10 cans of hair spray and drives a 4x4 Rolls Royce, I am NOT going to see another movie this twit is in.

You saw one?

Alphax		2012-10-07 03:23:25 AM

I saw 'homeless' and correctly guessed it was about Russell Brand.

jodaveki		2012-10-07 03:57:18 AM

steamingpile: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

Well hes mildly funny, doesn't seem that smart but the famous and rich with a funny accent will get a lot of ~~dumb~~ women to sleep with you.

Richard Saunders		2012-10-07 03:59:01 AM

He's... he's... he's wearing girl shoes.

WTF?

wildcardjack		2012-10-07 05:08:22 AM

Christian Bale: Kurmudgeon: I don't care if he wears 10 cans of hair spray and drives a 4x4 Rolls Royce, I am NOT going to see another movie this twit is in.

You saw one?

I thought Russell Brand was a character done by that guy who did Borat.

bulldg4life		2012-10-07 08:00:22 AM

As a 27-yo engineering graduate with a goofy looking nose, a nice sense of humor, and a mostly part time IT job...I have no doubt that I could've also walked up on the smoking jogger and gotten her number

SauceIT		2012-10-07 11:18:21 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

But he appears to not to ever bathe, looks like he has a fresh and old load in his pants and hellishly unmanly sense of fashion.... Please, someone, explain his appeal to women for me.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ makes it all ok huh? Gross.

bullwrinkle		2012-10-07 11:29:23 AM

LemSkroob		2012-10-07 12:05:06 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ~~Funny~~, ~~intelligent~~, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

3 of 5 isn't bad i guess.

crzytxn		2012-10-07 01:47:59 PM

LemSkroob: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

3 of 5 isn't bad i guess.

I have to agree with the Skroob on this one.

therecksays		2012-10-08 01:15:58 AM

crzytxn: LemSkroob: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

3 of 5 isn't bad i guess.

I have to agree with the Skroob on this one.

I would to but he has been in some funny and smart movies so gets the rub, even though I don't find his standup funny or smart. To be perfectly honest I think some Hollywood execs may cast him thinking they can get him cheaper than Eddie Izzard which if you had the choice wouldn't you go that way?

boyvoyeur		2012-10-08 03:59:13 PM

RangerTaylor: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x826]

Is it wrong that I take satisfaction from the fact that he is driving the base model Range Rover? Hell, if you're gonna spend $80,000, spend $88,000 and get the cooled seats! The wheels are a dead giveaway.

Fine, I'll drive one of the other exoctic cars from my fleet next time.

/people with money piss me off!
//No, really. They do

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